Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 35 12.2%
  • 1 year

    Votes: 26 9.0%
  • 6 months

    Votes: 29 10.1%
  • 3 months

    Votes: 37 12.8%
  • 1 month

    Votes: 14 4.9%
  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 147 51.0%

  • Total voters
    288
  • Poll closed .
He’s streaming right now. Nothing of note other than that all his consoomer Jap crap is suspiciously missing. His room is completely bare. Was this part of one of his “I change this year” tantrums that he threw it all out, I wonder?
He seemed to be having fun at least when I hopped into the chat. Granted whoever he is streaming with seems mentally handicapped. I have no idea where he finds these people. But hey, at least it's not depressed Chibi. The milk always comes ok his upswings.
 
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Did he cook that meal himself? Because, damn, it looks ghastly. Pork looks like rubber and if he wants to be healthy, he might wanna lose the copious amounts of applesauce.
Seems like "good mood chibi", as I've creatively dubbed this version him, always tweets some weird incomprehensible crap.
 
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Damn Adam you really are retarded. You cooked a cheap slice of shitty pork until it was overdone, sauteed some green beans then threw a big glob of sugary as fuck Treetop brand applesauce on the plate as a side and it spread all around due to it's watery consistency. Very healthy indeed!

Ignoring the weird choice of dumping applesauce on the plate like he's a huge baby, every penny pinching bachelor makes shitty meals for themselves that look like this. Difference is they don't get all proud of themselves and post a pic of it on the internet like it's a major accomplishment.
 
We don't even engage with him, even lol (well, most of us don't, someone here probably does because they wanna be epic). I think he does it for the two or three people who actually like him and/or stumble across his streams. He must get the slightest bit of engagement, if he's as self-indulgent online as he is
I don't even know that he does it for engagement, it's probably just a habit so ingrained in him at this point he wouldn't know what to do with that time if he didn't stream.

How long has he been at it now, nearly a decade? So much time spent, so little gained for it (for Adam I mean, we've had a great fucking laugh).
 
An ‘accomplishment’ for most 32-year old men would be something along the lines of getting married, starting a family, a major promotion, starting a business, etc.
For our boy, an ‘accomplishment’ literally consists of roasting something over a stovetop for five minutes and pouring half a jar of applesauce over a plate lmao.
You know he’s treating himself to Dominos every night for the rest of the week, I mean, cooking is hard work after all! How long you guys think that plate goes before being washed?
 
We don't even engage with him, even lol (well, most of us don't, someone here probably does because they wanna be epic)
I tried watching a stream but I got too annoyed by his mic levels maxing out and told him to add a limiter in OBS. He acted like his typical self (pissy bitch) about it so I left. When he was done being offended, he did it, because the next time I dropped in his mic wasn't maxing out.
Sorry I guess? One less thing to make fun of him about I suppose, but there's plenty left.
 
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Jesus Christ Chibi, yes apples and pork go well together but do it right. Take your tenderloin and slice it down the middle but not all the way through. Take some dried apples, dried rosemary and thyme and put it in a food processor with a little apple juice (real apple juice not that from concentrate shit), process it in a paste and fill the tenderloin, wrap in pancetta and bake it.
 
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