🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[gaystoner]

I take it back...the retard Ethan Ralph seems to be fighting with his soon to be in laws starting on Christmas break. He's posting may's sister's dox on his telegram with her employer info attached.

Merry Christmas Kiwis.

 

[Disheveled-Human]

Going thru his timeline, he is pretty fucking based.

People said the same thing about vickers in the begining too, none of these faggots who raised daughters willing to not only fuck but have kids with Ralph are based in the slightest.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

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Is his wet-brain capable of this level of kayfabe?

L3? Alanna, my queen, I’m at your service for a PVS-18 and NGAL

 

[JustSomeDong]

This is the white trash Christmas Miracle we deserve. God bless us, every one!

 

[Big Fat Retard]

If Ethan Ralph did not exist it would be necessary to invent him

 

[TyrasGuard]

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I'm so happy Meigh's dreams of a blue prince became true

 

[Punished Lobsterchu]

I got stuck in the No Ralph November groove and have no idea what is going on anymore. Did he just dox Neighs mom? Is the ghost of Christmas Kino working overtime for us?

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

If this arc is real it's one of the funniest of the entire series.

"My dad and I don't talk anymore, we had a falling out."

"Oh, I'm sorry. What happened?"

"He destroyed the title belt for an amateur wrestling competition my husband was putting on."

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Going thru his timeline, he is pretty fucking based.

Pretty standard boomer internet behavior. Read headline, get angry, retweet it so your boomer friends can get angry and retweet it. It's a retirement hobby for them I think.

My guess as to what happened is that Ralph was using his garage for storage or something and Alanna made Harry sit down and look at all the bullshit Ralph has done over the years. To speculate further I bet Harry didn't know that Ralph had all this shit going on including the court dates and realized they were staying at his place to hide from legal troubles. At that point Harry just said, "Fuck it, I want my garage space back I'm throwing your shit in the trash and washing my hands of him and the horse he rode in on." That is also textbook boomer behavior.

Now he's realizing what you get when you mess with a RALPHAMALE! Empty threats, whiny tweets by him and a few retards and failed troon tactics to get someone fired.

 

[Chiri]

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Jfc he went from zero to Total Retard War overnight. Welcome back Ralph, we missed ya!

 

[NewnameRealEmail]

ANOTHER ALL TIME BANGER FROM THE KILLSTREAM.

Holy fuck this is surreal and I’m so glad I have an account again to follow this shit. The Harry “show feet” Morris saga is really kicking off with a bang.

 

[TheSaltySpitoon]

the only thing bigger and softer than this corpulent fuck’s gunt is his ego.
It’s so hard not to a-log this fat waste of resources.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

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Oh fuck this is too good. He couldn't get an aquarium to give a shit about his spergings but surely a $10B military contractor will bow to his whims and fire the employee who's dad stole his fake wrestling merchandise.

 

[RollerGator]

Thanks for the early Christmas present Ralph. I guess Santa Claus is real, and instead of a sack full of gifts on his back, he carries a bifurcated gunt on his front.

 

[Dandy]

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Definitely isn't a work at this point. GOLD STAR DAYS BITCH!
Also what's cucked about raising your own children that your whore wife abandoned? Was he supposed to drop them off at a foster shelter? The real Ralphamale move is to abandon your kids like Ralph did to Xander.

Someone is seriously going to murder this piece of shit. Imagine thinking your reality is one giant wrestling promo ಠ_ಠ

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Someone is seriously going to murder this piece of shit. Imagine thinking your reality is one giant wrestling promo ಠ_ಠ

I just hope it’s live-streamed. We shouldn’t be denied content because the Hollering Hog is so overly online and detached from reality in the physical world he can’t even remember getting beat down in Portugal twice and all he did was curl up into his protective gunt.

I just think it’s hilarious Harry had to sit down and listen to Ralph talk about his blood enemies and the goddamn kiwifarms and now is added to the list. What a year! Here I was thinking December was going to be slow and dull.

 

[Telemeter]

I just hope it’s live-streamed. We shouldn’t be denied content because the Hollering Hog is so overly online and detached from reality in the physical world he can’t even remember getting beat down in Portugal twice and all he did was curl up into his protective gunt.

I just think it’s hilarious Harry had to sit down and listen to Ralph talk about his blood enemies and the goddamn kiwifarms and now is added to the list. What a year! Here I was thinking December was going to be slow and dull.

What's for diner this Christmas Eve? Corn, bountiful and delicious corn.

 

[Tiger Jack]

Yes Ralph, that’s exactly what you need in your life right now, more enemies and legal disputes.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Fan theory:

Harry touched May inappropriately when she was a kid. Her subconscious mind trying to normalize it is why she became attracted to Loli content.

She also developed complex daddy issues, and this lead to her getting with first a lame tranny and then Ralph. Harry understands some of his little kittens’ games, and so he reacted counterintuitively by becoming a fan of Ralph.

Ralph was unaware of all of this, and just happened to be in his “isolate” phase of predation when he kicked off this war

 

[not william stenchever]

Guys I figured it out. Kanye went quiet because the Kardashian clan were using kabbalistic rituals to exorcise and trap the demon formerly known as magi-chan so that they could use its power. But magi-chan has escaped their wards fashioned of iron, salt, and innocent blood, and in its weakened state it is returning to a familiar source of fantastic piggy rage, to feast and heal its wounds. Merry Christmas.