Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

Its not that people think 100% of their donos are fake, but people think Metokur Massochist is their donation sock to do fake donos to encourage the lemmings, because they've been caught with MM making superchats, and then they later find out their superchats were down. MM also happens to always pull through whenever nobody is donating, to break the ice, and always there to fill in gaps for reaching their goals. And yeah, magically able to donate when nobody else can, and says the things that it seems like Andy and Ashton would want a sock to say.
MM also is always the very first one to donate, and sometimes donates "ONE-HUNDRED BIG DOLLARS, WOOOOAAAHHHH" before the shitty stream even starts.

I'm sure these two fucking retards will have amazing nontent lined up for when they return, full of month-old "Mexican child leader of the white race" takes, unnecessary yelling, and washed IP2 content.
 
MM also is always the very first one to donate, and sometimes donates "ONE-HUNDRED BIG DOLLARS, WOOOOAAAHHHH" before the shitty stream even starts.

I'm sure these two fucking retards will have amazing nontent lined up for when they return, full of month-old "Mexican child leader of the white race" takes, unnecessary yelling, and washed IP2 content.
You're optimistic that they'd actually return at all. I think Asstonne's tears may be terminal
 
You're optimistic that they'd actually return at all. I think Asstonne's tears may be terminal
It's a disaster there guys, I don't know what to say there folks... Brother Andy contracted GRID from banging trannies from his discord there. He's done there folks, and my throat is still felted. It's kind re-tard-ed but eh it is what it is there.
 
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It's a disaster there guys, I don't know what to say there folks... Brother Andy contracted GRID from banging trannies from his discord there. He's done there folks, and my throat it still felted. It's kind re-tard-ed but eh it is what it is there.
Fucking-a the sultan reached all the way back to 1981 to lay the old school smack down. Respect!
 
So is the show dead or what? Missed shows and chaotic scheduling is what happens to most shows before they die. I was getting into the grove of watching casino/rake throughout the week for noise and then they start streaming like once a month. I'm not following them on twitter to keep up-to-date because all they do is spam retweet kinochet.
 
So is the show dead or what? Missed shows and chaotic scheduling is what happens to most shows before they die. I was getting into the grove of watching casino/rake throughout the week for noise and then they start streaming like once a month. I'm not following them on twitter to keep up-to-date because all they do is spam retweet kinochet.
Their show is basically just reading out Kinochet tweets anyhow, so it's not like you're missing much.
 
So is the show dead or what? Missed shows and chaotic scheduling is what happens to most shows before they die. I was getting into the grove of watching casino/rake throughout the week for noise and then they start streaming like once a month. I'm not following them on twitter to keep up-to-date because all they do is spam retweet kinochet.
As a man that likes white noise because i grind games like PoE, their show can't even pull that. You have andy screaming W-W-W-WOWWWWWW THIS IS INSANE A-A-A-A-ASSTON A-aAa-A-a-aA-SSTON METOKUR MASOCHIST FOR TWENTY SAYS! BEEEEEEEEEEEJAMS! Then PPP goes on a rant about how X is fat while he weighs 800 pounds and how x is a shit person while he sodomized Mister Meow to death. Or how dare they promote all these promiscuous whores and they aren't Christian enough while he is a piece of shit false prophet that spends his time trading pegging pictures with discord trannies. Plus his voice has become more and more grating to the ears.
 
So is the show dead or what? Missed shows and chaotic scheduling is what happens to most shows before they die. I was getting into the grove of watching casino/rake throughout the week for noise and then they start streaming like once a month. I'm not following them on twitter to keep up-to-date because all they do is spam retweet kinochet.
Its dead, Jim. The janning wasnt enough
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Must have been another bender for Tardski. Sheeeeeeeeesh.
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Ontario is supposed to get a really, really bad storm starting tomorrow. If they cancel again expect that the excuse will be about it affecting PPP's internet.
There is no way his connection could possibly get worse. He's going to be streaming in like 16p at this rate.
I hope he doesn't get too c-cold.
 
Must have been another bender for Tardski. Sheeeeeeeeesh.
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Every 1 show they do, they take 2 weeks off, for months now, on whats supposed to be a twice per week show. Andy says "We'll be back tomorrow" like every other day. He's missed like all 4-5 planned shows just since the last show he did. And again, this happens every month.

This is also the retard who "cleared rehab" and got over his years of crippling alcoholism and coke addiction in allegedly a couple days, lol. Just ignore his glazed over red eyes, slurred speech, and the what appears to be alcohol he continues to drink when they do their twice-a-month but Drunkski thinks its twice-a-week stream. The last two streams he's actually done, he's passed out at various points mid-stream.

This is typical non-functional unemployed alcoholic behavior, where they'll be "functional" like one week out of the month, and then degenerate into convalescence, like the phases of the moon. This isn't a guy who's juggling other things like a job. These streams are all he does, and he spends the rest of his time, as he admits: on Discord, masturbating, and drinking... all while living his parents at like 40.

Ralph is more functional, more of an adult, and has better work ethic than Andy. That's not praise for Ralph. "You're more of a mess and failure than Ralph." should be a fucking wakeup call if there ever was one.
 
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"ok, I'll be honest, not that it's any of your guys business.. but Andy is now volunteering at children's hospital. After nursing his sick relative back to health he found his calling in life which is to give of himself for the sake others.
After spending the day grabbing juice for ghastly white kids or holding their frail little paws while a machine next to them goes beep! beep! Andy just can't be fucked to put on a smile for your vapid entertainment.. have a heart, in fact, grow.. the.. fuck.. up!
Andy understands his own sins, he wants to be close to medical science in case theirs hope someday for Andy Junior. That through science he be put back together.. being currently in a jar in Andy's dad's freezer, right next to the spaghetti sauce.."
 
I have to say that something like the Kino Casino would theoretically be nice because I don't have time to track down what nick and Kanye are doing this week or sit through 3 hours of interviews for the best hilarious shit, flamenco is going to be wearing a maid outfit and the ralphaverse wedding arc is on fire. People should step up because these guys are virtually useless.
There really is room for something like drama alert for this autistic sektur.

Rackets does his 8 hour streams for autistic superchats, but he ALSO does like 10 min videos sometimes where he gives some TLDR summary of a case or whatever and then is like "Tune into my streams at X time and day for more in depth coverage." Its an easy and low investment way to hook someone in, let them know why they should care or be entertained, and shill your stream and stuff. I think those really help him grow his audience. Someone not already super in the know and not super autistic isnt going to watch some 8 hour stream to try to figure out whats up.

Just a bit ago, a lot of normies were like "Who's Nick Fuentes?" What an opportunity to have made little best of Fuentes dirt videos as an intro to normies. Normies I know were bringing up Fuentes, and I wish I had digestible references to give them, not 10,000 page threads that are 99% just BSing and speculation, or hundreds of hours of rambling streams.

I like to autistically listen to wrestling podcasts while grinding in muh RPGs even though I haven't watched wrestling in decades. Something they all do is, while they do post their 3 hour streams for the people who like to listen to that, they also cut up their streams into like 10 to 30 min videos on focused topics and segments that are much more digestible and likely to get a click from a passerby interested in the topic.

Imagine something like "Nick Fuentes hunts cum!" and its just a 20 min clip of a part of KC where they covered that story and some of their jokes about it. Not something you'd see covered on Kimmel or CNN, so something new and diff for the curious normies, that isnt some autistic meandering 6 hour commitment, that summarizes something, catches them up, and maybe gets them invested and interested in the channel and show.

A lot of this shit, if you dont you dont autistically follow several interconnected 20 page per day threads, you cant know wtf is going on. Or 8 hour streams.

Dont even need to do 2 hour tryhard Toad documentaries about storylines with editing and video. Doing the equivalent of outrage news channels like Quartering, some 10 min video to "break the news" when some new Ralph or Nick drama happens... I think thats territory open for the taking and exploitation, if one wants to grift.

Warski tried doing something like that for videogames before, but channels and vids like that for videogames and capeshit is oversaturated. Why would I watch Warski instead the million others. Theres only a couple people on YouTube who cover Ralph and Fuentes and this sektur, and its all like 8 hour type streams for people who read 50 pages of KF per day anyway.

I should caveat, dont shit out daily vids on the exact same clickbait shit rehashed every day like the Midnights Edge and Clownfish and Quartering types. IMO that'll just make people start to ignore your spam. Go that Rackets route of just putting out vids for breaking news or summaries, to supplement your streams. Think what you will about Rackets but he knows how to grift.

Of course, KC is too stupid and lazy to do any of this. They cant even show up for 4 hours per week to lay on a sofa or be passed out drunk while old IP2 plays. But the stuff I suggested is an untapped market that someone could really exploit.

There are, or were, clip channels of this sektur, but they always disappear cause theyre clips of other peoples work. And also done by silent autists. Again, something like a 10 min drama alert for non autists, but explaining why thry should be laughing at Flam, or what the deal is with Ralph and Pantsu's dad now.
 
I hope they keep going so they can keep getting alogged into oblivion. This whole KC arc has been really amusing to me and a lot of schadenfreude kino has flowed from it.

Im not like the dsp alogs or jordie shawk jawks that pretend theyre morally superior by not saying what they really what to see happen to their cows. I just want warski to fuck off from the internet or shoot himself(in minecraft where they have no guns). Is that too much to ask?

Ppp can also fuck off but deep down I want him to lose the fucking weight and get a job. Maybe continue streaming on his off days without warski or a cohost. But I doubt that will happen so semper fidelis to the harsh canadian winter!
 
whose this dude?
My assumption without clicking his profile was that it's asston. Who else knows about the Canadian weather and would go to the kino casino thread to complain about people following him around on the internet? The only thing pointing otherwise is that he has chinese posts, but who knows, maybe asston learned chinese and nobody knew. Or it's just google translate.

Either way, when Asston inevitably reads his way through this page, asston, take this guy's advice.
Imagine something like "Nick Fuentes hunts cum!" and its just a 20 min clip of a part of KC where they covered that story and some of their jokes about it. Not something you'd see covered on Kimmel or CNN, so something new and diff for the curious normies, that isnt some autistic meandering 6 hour commitment, that summarizes something, catches them up, and maybe gets them invested and interested in the channel and show.
Now's the time to make short, digestible content summarizing some of the funny shit in a way that normalfags can understand. Beside a cumhunting video, you can also make a dedicated catboy video where you include his catboy date with lolisocks, his fantasizing about catboys in early AF episodes and the catboy lewd channel on his discord.
 
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