Cultcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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Now that I've finished his book, I'm going to go through and make some notes to make it somewhat cohesive instead of the weird horribly ungrammatical blob of words that it is. I agree a lot with what you guys are saying.. your theories are really good. My hope is that by posting, it'll help you guys fill in some gaps and make everything one horrific cohesive whole.
 
Now that I've finished his book, I'm going to go through and make some notes to make it somewhat cohesive instead of the weird horribly ungrammatical blob of words that it is. I agree a lot with what you guys are saying.. your theories are really good. My hope is that by posting, it'll help you guys fill in some gaps and make everything one horrific cohesive whole.

I have more Informative ratings ready for when this happens.
 
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Every video of his could be summed up as,
Long story short, I NEED HELP AND I NEED IT NOWWWWW!!!
Muh Daddybetis, Muh back, Muh arthritis I can't work, etc.
PROTEIN, PROTEIN PROTEIN!
Yet I keep clicking and watching more of them.
additionally:

y'know people, we are living in the end days. no going to the lord but by and only through jesus christ. it's time to STOP, S-O-T-P. god loves you but he hates whatcher doin.
 
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y'know people, we are living in the end days. no going to the lord but by and only through jesus christ. it's time to STOP, S-O-T-P. god loves you but he hates whatcher doin.
And we all forgot, I'M A REAL DOCTOR GET IT RHOUGH YOUR HEAD!
 
Jesus said it's OK to feel up your sister. How great is that? Come here Sis, game on!

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Im Dead pointed this out to me:
@12:24 he starts Bob-splaining why its okay to fondle children.
Ah yes, because simply fondling your sister is okay. Rape is the bad thing.
 
Bit of a strange one from December 2014.

Starts off pretty boring explaining why Jesus was actually born in the spring, rather than in the dead of winter. He then begins talking about police shooting innocent people, as well as police officers forced by corrupt "mayors and city councils and states" to enforce unfair, unconstitutional laws (5:33). What do you do, asks Bob, when you know a law is unfair, but you have to surrender your "authority" to a police officer upholding an unfair law? Which is actually a pretty relevant question but whatever, we know he's just talking about one of the dozen or so stupid brushes he's had with the law, because Bob thinks he knows the law better than the cops and lawmakers do. Bob thinks most laws are stupid and that we should only enforce laws that really matter like murder and robbery and drug laws.

Then at the 11:00 mark, he abruptly veers off into a horrific story which seems to be the point of the video: earlier that week, he claims, his son was abducted by four people, driven out deep into the country, stripped, robbed, pistol-whipped, and left for dead. Three of the assailants were captured, and a fourth shot himself before the police could find him. The story appears to be true (http://archive.is/3K0Ey). The victim is never mentioned by name in the news article. He does not talk about his son's condition or say if he's okay--and this is a guy whines about every little ache and pain no matter, how intimate or disgusting, if he thinks it will win him sympathy. He indicates that his son, too, was "doing something he shouldn't've been doing" when this happened.


Bob immediately swaps from this incident into some scripture reading (12:53) and his usual generic evangelising on topics we've already heard him discuss before. Like, verbatim. He talks about how earthquakes and weather patterns are a sign of the End Times, about the Book of Life and the Book of Remembrance, about the Armor of God, yadda yadda. Then he swaps gears again, wishes everyone a merry Christmas (18:57)...and then goes off, strangely, about how police officers should take their responsibilities seriously and be more cautious when drawing their weapons against a suspect, and how they never, ever shoot anyone who looks like a child (19:53). He then prays the Our Father (21:47)--which he screws up a little--and adds an oddly sincere prayer for people to come to Jesus, adding that he (Bob) loves everyone and doesn't want to see them lost, and that God loves them but that he will judge the nation "for all the bad laws that's on the books."

Throughout the video, Bob seems quiet and deeply troubled. His stress-sighs happen more frequently, his pauses go on for a little longer, and his eyes don't meet the camera.

To me, the weird thing about this is that Bob hasn't brought it up since. This is a guy who harps on minor injustices from decades back; you think we'd never be able to shut him up if something provably bad happened. Even in the video, it's a minor detail and he only talks about it for a minute and a half; he spends more time trying to prove that Jesus was born in springtime than he does about a crime committed on his family member. It makes me wonder if Bob's only really good at decrying his perceived, exaggerated "crimes" against himself, like people who don't believe he's a real doctor, but when real tragedy strikes, he's not equipped to deal with it.

(It's also entirely possible that Bob heard this news story and planted his own son as the victim for pity points, but until we can find some proof of this, I'm giving this one to Bob.)
tl;dr: Bob's son was the victim of a violent crime and Bob's response is really weird in that he barely mentions it.
 
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Bit of a strange one from December 2014.

Starts off pretty boring explaining why Jesus was actually born in the spring, rather than in the dead of winter. He then begins talking about police shooting innocent people, as well as police officers forced by corrupt "mayors and city councils and states" to enforce unfair, unconstitutional laws (5:33). What do you do, asks Bob, when you know a law is unfair, but you have to surrender your "authority" to a police officer upholding an unfair law? Which is actually a pretty relevant question but whatever, we know he's just talking about one of the dozen or so stupid brushes he's had with the law, because Bob thinks he knows the law better than the cops and lawmakers do. Bob thinks most laws are stupid and that we should only enforce laws that really matter like murder and robbery and drug laws.

Then at the 11:00 mark, he abruptly veers off into a horrific story which seems to be the point of the video: earlier that week, he claims, his son was abducted by four people, driven out deep into the country, stripped, robbed, pistol-whipped, and left for dead. Three of the assailants were captured, and a fourth shot himself before the police could find him. The story appears to be true (http://archive.is/3K0Ey). The victim is never mentioned by name in the news article. He does not talk about his son's condition or say if he's okay--and this is a guy whines about every little ache and pain no matter, how intimate or disgusting, if he thinks it will win him sympathy. He indicates that his son, too, was "doing something he shouldn't've been doing" when this happened.


Bob immediately swaps from this incident into some scripture reading (12:53) and his usual generic evangelising on topics we've already heard him discuss before. Like, verbatim. He talks about how earthquakes and weather patterns are a sign of the End Times, about the Book of Life and the Book of Remembrance, about the Armor of God, yadda yadda. Then he swaps gears again, wishes everyone a merry Christmas (18:57)...and then goes off, strangely, about how police officers should take their responsibilities seriously and be more cautious when drawing their weapons against a suspect, and how they never, ever shoot anyone who looks like a child (19:53). He then prays the Our Father (21:47)--which he screws up a little--and adds an oddly sincere prayer for people to come to Jesus, adding that he (Bob) loves everyone and doesn't want to see them lost, and that God loves them but that he will judge the nation "for all the bad laws that's on the books."

Throughout the video, Bob seems quiet and deeply troubled. His stress-sighs happen more frequently, his pauses go on for a little longer, and his eyes don't meet the camera.

To me, the weird thing about this is that Bob hasn't brought it up since. This is a guy who harps on minor injustices from decades back; you think we'd never be able to shut him up if something provably bad happened. Even in the video, it's a minor detail and he only talks about it for a minute and a half; he spends more time trying to prove that Jesus was born in springtime than he does about a crime committed on his family member. It makes me wonder if Bob's only really good at decrying his perceived, exaggerated "crimes" against himself, like people who don't believe he's a real doctor, but when real tragedy strikes, he's not equipped to deal with it.

(It's also entirely possible that Bob heard this news story and planted his own son as the victim for pity points, but until we can find some proof of this, I'm giving this one to Bob.)
tl;dr: Bob's son was the victim of a violent crime and Bob's response is really weird in that he barely mentions it.
Honestly, this makes some things I found seem a lot more plausible. In searching around for Bob, I was like "Well, if he's a Sr. then one of his son's is definitely a Jr." and found several criminal cases against a Robert McKim Jr, but wasn't 100% sure since Robert McKim turns out to be a pretty common name. I'll have to see if I can find them again when I have some time, unless another kiwi detective wants to look for them. I don't think he's lying. From what I saw, at least one of his son's is a criminal in several instances.
 
Bit of a strange one from December 2014.

To me, the weird thing about this is that Bob hasn't brought it up since.
My playlist tells me I've watched 100 RLM videos (yikes!) - I think I've heard mention of his kids maybe three times, and he's only ever mentioned one by name, that I've ever seen. Took me the longest time to hear him say he's got two sons...

My theory is that some sort of incident happened during/around the divorce, and they aren't really on speaking terms and Bob feels/knows that he's in the wrong about things, and avoids contact in a bid to avoid feeling sheepish. Because it's weird to me, that he calls out a bunch of people -dad, in-laws, Christians in name only- for not helping out a Pastor in need, but his sons get a pass?

That's a monster video find, BTW! He's a grandpa?
 
Im Dead pointed this out to me:
@12:24 he starts Bob-splaining why its okay to fondle children.
This is a guy who talks in his autobiography about sexual play with a four-year-old girl and explains it away as something natural and normal. Which it is. Between four-year-olds. Granted, Bob was also a child--albeit significantly older than the girl and definitely old enough to know better--when the incident happened, but as a 40+ year-old man writing about it, he still frames the event as if the four-year-old understood what was happening and essentially led him on. This also kinda fits in with the pattern of adult sexual relationships in the book: he's constantly being led into sexual situations by lustful women, and it's not really his fault because they initiated it.

So long story short, in Bob's mind a four-year-old is capable of the same sexual agency as an adult woman. You may now feel unclean.
 
Im Dead pointed this out to me:
@12:24 he starts Bob-splaining why its okay to fondle children.
Does he not realize that penetration can be accomplished with something other than a penis? Or is he just trying to be offended when a "Christian" is getting hammered on social media?
Bob has two sons - Bobby and Billy. From this post (dead link) by Billy's ex-wife Kerstin - who goes by Krick - it appears Billy was the one who was assaulted.
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COSHOCTON – Thomas J. Haley, 32, of 349 Hamilton Ave., will serve 12 years in prison for his part in the December robbery of a Coshocton man.

Coshocton County Common Pleas Judge Robert J. Batchelor on Thursday sentenced Haley to serve a total of 12 years in prison on his convictions for aggravated robbery, a first-degree felony; having weapons while under disability, a third-degree felony; theft, a fifth-degree felony; and felonious assault, a second-degree felony.

Haley was charged with two other Coshocton residents, Torie Guilliams, 26, and Samantha Davis, 20, in connection with picking up a Coshocton man on South Seventh Street in December, robbing him and leaving him in a rural area.

Guilliams is serving four years in prison on aggravated robbery and theft charges. Davis has not yet been sentenced.

Thursday, Batchelor sentenced Haley to serve 10 years on the aggravated robbery charge and two years on the weapons charge, consecutively, then ordered one year on the theft and five years on the felonious assault, but allowed them to be served concurrently to the other terms.

Haley pleaded guilty to those charges in April.

Haley also had previously been charged with kidnapping, which was later dropped and the allegations merged with the aggravated robbery charge, County Prosecutor Jason Given said.

This week, Batchelor also sentenced two other people on felony charges.

Richard Hughes, 33, of 43388 Ohio 36, will serve 22 years of mandatory prison time for convictions on one count of trafficking in heroin, a fifth-degree felony; one count of possessing cocaine, a first-degree felony; one count of possessing heroin, a first-degree felony; and two counts of possessing controlled substances, prescription drugs, fourth- and fifth-degree felonies.

Batchelor sentenced Hughes to serve mandatory and consecutive 11-year terms on the cocaine and heroin possession charges, which carried major drug-offender specifications, Given said. Hughes will serve 11 months on the heroin trafficking, and 11 months and 17 months on the controlled substance possession, all concurrently, or at the same time.

The judge also ordered Hughes to forfeit about $33,000, believed to be illegal earnings, to the Coshocton County Sheriff.

Hughes pleaded guilty to those charges, so the prosecutor and judge agreed to dismiss charges of having weapons while under disability, Given said.

Sally Nation, 50, of 684 Vine St., will serve three years of community control sanctions on her convictions for theft and forgery, both fourth-degree felonies. Those charges stem from the theft of blank checks and then cashing checks totaling $3,920, Given said, which the judge ordered repaid.
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My playlist tells me I've watched 100 RLM videos (yikes!) - I think I've heard mention of his kids maybe three times, and he's only ever mentioned one by name, that I've ever seen. Took me the longest time to hear him say he's got two sons...

My theory is that some sort of incident happened during/around the divorce, and they aren't really on speaking terms and Bob feels/knows that he's in the wrong about things, and avoids contact in a bid to avoid feeling sheepish. Because it's weird to me, that he calls out a bunch of people -dad, in-laws, Christians in name only- for not helping out a Pastor in need, but his sons get a pass?

That's a monster video find, BTW! He's a grandpa?
If you look back at my private facebook screenshot drop, they had their kids taken away during the divorce. Bob also presided over one of their weddings looking at his facebook (dead link).
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Honestly, this makes some things I found seem a lot more plausible. In searching around for Bob, I was like "Well, if he's a Sr. then one of his son's is definitely a Jr." and found several criminal cases against a Robert McKim Jr, but wasn't 100% sure since Robert McKim turns out to be a pretty common name. I'll have to see if I can find them again when I have some time, unless another kiwi detective wants to look for them. I don't think he's lying. From what I saw, at least one of his son's is a criminal in several instances.
Maybe that's where he got the detail on "those stories you hear" about folks in general population at prison?

So what happened to his Facebook ministry page? Did Clyde Cash delete it for him????
Currently it appears to be unavailable.
 
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