Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[SmugDruggler]

Of all the things to shit on Chibi for, liking applesauce probably isn't one of them.

On its own I’d agree. I’d also say neither is specifically liking the combo of pork chops and applesauce (it’s actually a pretty traditional American dish for anyone questioning), neither is having a craving for an old simple comfort meal mom used to make (even one you realize as an adult was a lot more instant and a lot less homemade and healthy than you thought as a kid). Neither is overcooking the meat a bit, or plating it like a 5 year old who’s never seen a cooking show before. Ok, looking again that applesauce splatter taking up a third of the plate next to those two pathetic little burned pork nuggets is pretty hilarious and shit-on-able on its own.

My point here though the lols come in when you not only combine all those together, but then add to it that he had to immediately post it online like he’s Gordon Ramsay, blissfully unaware of how mediocre, at best, it looks and market it as “healthy” to no one. How this little prick could not realize the only interaction the pic would get is a bunch of autists on KF analyzing what he ate for dinner last night 21 hours later is beyond me. And that’s why it’s funny.

Tldr: it’s chibi who cares

 

[Bango Bongo in the Congo]

cry about it nigga, the content well is a little dry on cheebs rn

I'd say we're well on pace for another meltdown if my Cheebometer is to be trusted.

 

[AskeDead]

I'd say we're well on pace for another meltdown if my Cheebometer is to be trusted.

the chibi cycle never fails

 

[Team TERF]

I’m not surprised that he thinks applesauce is “healthy”… what the fuck, though? Pork chops and applesauce?

I wouldn't call it health food, but it's not exactly UNhealthy, unless he bought one of the brands with added sweetener.

Anyway, some of you need to stop being faggots and fighting over applesauce. The main thing wrong with that meal is how horrifically unappetizing it looks.

 

[Wonathan Joss]

Jesus Christ Chibi, yes apples and pork go well together but do it right. Take your tenderloin and slice it down the middle but not all the way through. Take some dried apples, dried rosemary and thyme and put it in a food processor with a little apple juice (real apple juice not that from concentrate shit), process it in a paste and fill the tenderloin, wrap in pancetta and bake it.

You went full Ramsay there, just reprimanding this boy for not following a specific recipe lol

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

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>my life will move on without you
>continues to publicly post every moment of his life where everyone can see it
really leaving haters in the dust there chibi

 

[McSneaks]

you guys could just post the stream clip instead of describing it, ya know

Would you watch it? No? Exactly stupid, I'll take a one sentence summary over 40 minutes of literally nothing

An ‘accomplishment’ for most 32-year old men would be something along the lines of getting married, starting a family, a major promotion, starting a business, etc.
For our boy, an ‘accomplishment’ literally consists of roasting something over a stovetop for five minutes and pouring half a jar of applesauce over a plate lmao.
You know he’s treating himself to Dominos every night for the rest of the week, I mean, cooking is hard work after all! How long you guys think that plate goes before being washed?

That's being a little unfair, you're not including that time two months ago when he moved some socks off his floor and took a picture. The garbage was still there but don't downplay his accomplishments

 

[Kheapathic]

Everyone saying Chibi will rise like a Phoenix... ... ... I'm for that, but with the caveat that he literally catches on fire. Literally, not meaphorically.

 

[Chongqing]

I love reading this thread but even I can recognize that meal was a total W for our boy Chibi.

Overcooked pork loin? Fucking A-Logs. Get real. He even prepared a non-starch vegetable properly.

 

[McSneaks]

I’m not surprised that he thinks applesauce is “healthy”… what the fuck, though? Pork chops and applesauce?

Damn Europeans exposing themselves left and right. Prolly scares you because your snaggle teeth can't handle porkchops

 

[Staffy]

Since cheebz isn't even a food/cooking lolcow like Jack Scalfani and he's just showing what he had for dinner, I'd give him a pass here and say that the only thing about the dish is that the way he presented it makes it look unappealing. And what he had isn't fastfood junk which is at least good.

Now if he suddenly gets a (possibly temporary) interest in culinary stuff... I say we autistically scrutinize every food he presents.

 

[Looney Troons]

I wouldn't call it health food, but it's not exactly UNhealthy, unless he bought one of the brands with added sweetener.

Anyway, some of you need to stop being faggots and fighting over applesauce. The main thing wrong with that meal is how horrifically unappetizing it looks.

Damn Europeans exposing themselves left and right. Prolly scares you because your snaggle teeth can't handle porkchops

Is the combination of pork chops and applesauce considered a delicacy in the redneck Midwest or something? It’s a very fucking odd combination. Nothing about it is normal, and apparently, it’s nostalgic because he was fed the stuff as a child. Who compliments applesauce as a side for any meat? No wonder he’s special.

 

[AskeDead]

supposed to be a blizzard in detroit this weekend. pray 4 cheebz. do you think he'll see his family this christmas after ghosting them on thanksgiving?

 

[BINGBINGWAHOO!]

The fact that we’ve spent a page discussing his dinner speaks to what an irrelevant loser Chibi is

 

[Pendulous Dong]

 

[AskeDead]

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don't cowtip, retard

 

[CavewomenDCJ]

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[Pendulous Dong]

don't cowtip, retard

I'm not cowtipping you fucking homo, I follow the prime directive

 

[AskeDead]

I'm not cowtipping you fucking homo, I follow the prime directive

i apologize then, brother

 

[Torricelli]

Chibi habitually lies about or misrepresents his actual job responsibilities and salary, so there must be some big caveat he's leaving out here.

https://twitter.com/ShinyAquana/status/884847705964531712

Chibi rose up in the world today!

He is now

A BURGER KING MANAGER!!!

Who the fuck would make this sperg the manager of anything. Even if it is fast food

60k entry level job for a person with no college degree or skill in a trade. There aren't enough X buttons in the world to cast enough doubt on this shit.

It's hard to believe that someone who had to write an apology essay for being a shitty employee is worth $38 an hour. It must be another commission job.