Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Cherenkovblue]

Since someone tried to haiku a few posts back...

ATTENTION FAGGOT!
(And yes, I mean YOU, Rackets.)
Fuck your sex life, dude.

 

[BrainProlapse]

"I no longer read my thread, they're being faggots"

...running lolcow translator...

"I still read my thread but now it makes me  seethe"

 

[Old Man Mario]

We all knew he'd break at some point. I just didn't expect him to spiral this was quickly. Get your shit together, Nick. Your midlife crisis is going to destroy you.

 

[Swole McPole]

His streams were interesting and funny when it came to the legal stuff. I'm not sure it was as much about watching as it was listening.
Drunken ramblings about other shit with Drexel not so much.

Sure, I always enjoyed the clips. I just don't have three or four hours to spare to listen to a drunk waffling on about legal issues.
It could be the reincarnated Christ on YouTube and if he couldn't say what he had to say in fifteen minutes, I'd be off to somebody more interesting.

 

[not william stenchever]

unless he troons out and goes full leftist

Nicole Rekieta. Alternatively, Nicoletta.

 

[hawkisnight]

so rekieta said hes gonna stop lurking the farms
how much you wanna bet he's gonna keep lurking the farms, forever.

ISPs banding together to help Nick stop reading his thread.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

ISPs banding together to help Nick stop reading his thread.

I just realized that the massive increase in influence of the wine moms in Nick's locals roughly correspond to the last time the farms was down.

 

[disavow]

There once was a lawyer named Nick
Who fucked without using his dick.
Yes, he used a balldo
Kayla thought it was small though
But at least it was over quick.

 

[Local Fed]

There once was a lawyer named Nick
Who fucked without using his dick.
Yes, he used a balldo
Kayla thought it was small though
But at least it was over quick.

Nick attached a device to his erection
Kayla's eyes dart in every direction
Back to Sex Island they'll go
With the Balldo in tow
Both shall return with an exotic infection

 

[Bitcoin Henchman]

Another one shortly after Drex had a fewd with his other nigger friend Q (the one with the giga lips) and Rekieta decides to invite Drex to his channel and Drex says "This guy Q Nick, you know the things he has said to me about YOUR wife!?" (Q was curiously never invited again to a Nick stream correct me if I'm wrong)

Since I didn't see anyone else mention it, Q was person banned from YouTube so Nick claimed he couldn't have him on, now after switching to Rumble he could have him on but still hasn't so maybe some beef there but I believe he mentioned still being friendly with Q sometime earlier this year, in passing. I have no idea when it was though.

 

[Pudding Night]

But at least it was over quick.

R: Is the door locked? Okay, let's start... drags wooden cross from under bed. Assembles cross. Locates the restraints to attach his wife to the cross. They undress. He attaches her to the cross. <BLORT> He un-attaches her from the cross. He puts his clothes back on. He disassembles cross and stores it back under the bed.

Perhaps I am just lazy, but it hardly seems worth the effort.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

Ron Toye might be a fag and a cuck, but he isn't posting half-nude pictures of Monica or his ex-wives, keeps the talk about his sex life to "yeah I have great sex", and didn't spend years and years talking about how bad open relationships were and laughing at people involved in them all while going to swingers resorts and underwear nights at the gay bar

What sorta clown world are we living in where Ron is less of cow than Nick? I hate it.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Well the story is that the 3 of them [Nick + his wife + Drex] know each other since high school and during one of those IBS irl events maybe it was Knoxville a lot of the sektur personalities got to see Rekieta's wife and Drexel acting "very close" (so that means he plows her by default), Ralph has even talked about that but the familiarity could be explained by the "know each other since high school"
So I won't make any jumps to conclusions regarding the way Rekieta's wife and Drex interact cause I wasn't at Knoxville ¯\_()_/¯

But I know and remember I saw that stream and I know Drex said:
I don't want that for her (heavily implied it was Rekieta's wife) and then he said I don't want that for YOU

Unless that stream resurfaces or someone finds it people will think I'm just making shit up or trolling but it's a shame cause that clip would be so timely now.

I agree that Drexel's lifestyle doesn't necessitate involvement in the Rekeita's sex life. I think many people here have had to come to terms with the fact that they didn't know Nick at all outside of who he portrays himself to be on his show.

The trouble is that Nick and Drexel have said a lot of things that are now in question regarding their positions on sex, sexuality, and marriage. The clip you're talking about would be a good look for old Nick. Saying it now to new Nick might make Drexel a "prude". After all, if that clip exists and Drexel openly said he didn't want that kind of thing for Nick and his wife (and still doesn't) then you would think he would also be openly opposed to them going to swinger establishments for however long. Or maybe he just isn't that good/close of a friend.

Regardless of Drexel's involvement, it's funny that he would profess a maritally intrusive lifestyle for anyone (himself included) but not for his best friend Nick "I've always been a sex pervert" Rekeita.

 

[Blasterisk]

'Twas the week before Christmas, and all though the YouTubes
Not a creature was swinging, not even the rubes
The stockings were worn by the "ironic" male streamer with care,
In hopes that Nick Rekieta soon would be there;

The man-children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While leaked visions of wine moms danced in their heads;
And Lady Rackets in her thirstposts, and I being Drex
Had just settled down for a long winter's sex,

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the hot tub to see what was the matter.
Away to the computer I flew like a flash,
Tore open the laptop and typed in the pass.

The glare on the screen of the just-opened PC
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects before me,
When, what to my wondering eyes should render,
But a miniature lawyer, on an alcohol bender

With a little old drinker, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick.
More vapid than eagles his locals they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;

"Now, Karen! now, "Dancer"! now, Taylor and VIXEN!
On, Ashley! on "Cupid! on, Erin and BLITZEN!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now cash away! cash away! cash away all!"

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky,
So up to the house-top the harlots they flew,
With the sleigh full of "toys", and St. Nicholas too.

And then, rather quickly, I heard on the peak
The sound of a man who "drinks just a few times a week"
As I drew in my hand, and was turning around,
Down the chimney Nick came with a bound.

He was dressed all in anime garb, from his head to his foot,
And his takes were all tarnished with hypocrisy and soot;
A bundle of "toys" he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a peddler just opening his pack.

His eyes -- how they were widened by consumption of sherry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a very large cherry!
His smart little mouth was full of words he hoped just might hurt,
And the beard of his chin was as brown as the dirt;

He was skinny yet plump, an untoned old man,
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of my plan;
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings; then turned with a jerk,
And laying his hand aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;

He sprang to his sleigh, to his gals gave a shout or some thing,
And away they all flew to clubs where you swing
But I heard him exclaim, while he drove out of sight,
HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO BALLDO, AND TO BALLDO A GOOD-NIGHT!

 

[TheClappening]

Oh Nick. All you had to do was just stop. Stop the oversharing, stop the hypocrisy, and stop reacting to every swinging dick commenting on this.
(from this video)

 

[AnOminous]

It's great how he says this thread is "no longer useful" to him.

So why doesn't he just stop reading it instead of coping and seething about it?

And you became a faggot.

And that isn't even just being a degenerate. If we learned about all this balldo and gay bar shit from someone who had intruded on his privacy to get it, I think he'd be getting at least some support, much like Hulk Hogan did against Gawker because as cringe as what Hulk was doing in his bedroom, it was HIS bedroom and what was done to him was a crime.

The only reason we know any of this shit is because Nick himself decided to let his freak flag fly after repeatedly and publicly giving (good but now hypocritical) advice that you never do that, that's lolcow shit.

The Farms can't "turn someone into a lolcow." It's entirely up to the cow to embrace that identity.

 

[huecoffs02]

I'm not mad! - he says as he seethes.

 

[Big Al's Famous Pork]

All he has to do is stop reading shit lol.
What a thin skinned goofball.

 

[Twitter Is Cancer]

All he has to do is stop reading shit lol.
What a thin skinned goofball.

Rekieta's too egotistical to stop or even admit he has made mistakes.

 

[AnOminous]

All he has to do is stop reading shit lol.
What a thin skinned goofball.

I still don't understand why someone who has watched lolcalves develop into lolcows for years, and knows it's not just doing something dumb or cringy, but raging and doubling down on it when someone notices, that is the ultimate trait of the cow.

How could this dude have watched Ethan Ralph spiral out of control into what he is now and not caught on?

I should quit trying to understand, it is just what cows do.

I will be really disappointed if he does not pull back from his current approach to the event horizon of cowdom.