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Curious About the HuCow Fetish? Here's Why Humans Dressed as Cows Can Turn You On.

If porn stars dressed as cows and getting "milked" turns you on, you're not alone.

BY ZACHARY ZANE PUBLISHED: DEC 14, 2022
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THE WOMAN in the Pornhub video is in a barn, wearing a cow-print bikini, a cowbell, and a headband with cow ears and horns. The "farmer" walks in and begins squeezing her massive breasts. "Good girl," he says. "So much milk." He asks her to get on all fours, praising her for being a "good and breed-able cow." The video ends with him finishing insider of her.

There's a name for this particular fetish: HuCow (a portmanteau of “human” and “cow”). And even though it seems super specific, it's probably more popular than you think. While we don't have concrete data on the number of people who partake in HuCow play, we do know there's HuCow porn for viewers of all different sexual orientations, partnered and solo HuCow porn, and even animated Hucow porn. The HentaiHuCow subreddit (NSFW), created in April 2018, currently has 36,500 members.

Why is the HuCow fetish such a turn-on for some people?​

While seemingly niche, the HuCow fetish incorporates various kinks and sexual dynamics, which explains why so many folks are into watching and partaking in it. Justin Lehmiller, Ph.D., a research fellow at the Kinsey Institute and member of the Men’s Health advisory board, has found that queer men might be especially drawn to HuCow play. “In my research, I find that gay and bisexual men have higher rates of fantasies about physical transformation in general than their cisgender/heterosexual counterparts,” he says.

There could be many reasons for this; one is that sexual minority men tend to be kinkier in general than heterosexual guys, Lehmiller notes. But given that HuCow fantasies are often about BDSM and fetishization at their core, “It’s not surprising that a population that leans kinkier might be into this,” he says.

So, why are people into HuCows, exactly?

Objectification

Consensual objectification has to be one of the largest, if not the largest, appeal of watching or engaging in HuCow play. When you're the Hucow, you are not a complex human being; you're just an animal whose job is to serve a singular purpose: pleasure your partner. You pleasure them by having sex with them but also by allowing them to "use" your body and breasts.

Gigi Engle, certified sex educator at 3Fun and author of All The F*cking Mistakes: a guide to sex, love, and life, says that it can be fun and even therapeutic to be a HuCow as it's a way to forget all the troubles you're having and temporarily be someone (or something) else. “You get to escape from yourself as a human being and slip into this particular role as a milk provider, not a person,” she says.

Dominance/submission

There's an inherent power dynamic to partnered HuCow play, where one person is the cow, and the other is the handler. Submissives may enjoy being a HuCow because they can willingly give up control of their body; they're a service animal with a specific role to fill. “You’re inherently submissive as a HuCow, unlike in other forms of lactation fetish, wherein a Dom 'forces' the sub to suck on their nipples, milk their penis, etc.,” Engle says. “It’s a chance to give up control, give yourself over, and fulfill a specific need without having to overthink."

If you are the dominant partner, you get to have power over the HuCow. You can command them to pleasure you sexually as you see fit.

The BDSM elements and fetishization aspects are part of what Beefboi (NSFW), an adult film star who creates HuCow content, enjoys about being a HuCow. “I love being called a ‘good cow,’ and the idea of me being milked and feeding the tops that use my tits,” Beefboi says. He also likes being treated as a “breeding cow,” an object to and for the “bull,” the virile dominant breeder. He gets turned on “being a good cow and having my tits pumped and pussy out ready for that bull to fill me.”

Animal role play/pet play

There's actually a large community of people who enjoy animal role play or "pet play," wherein one person, the "pet," dresses up as a dog, cat, or another household animal, and the "handler" is their owner. Pup play, in particular, is wildly popular in the queer male community.

Despite there being elements of dominance and submission with pet play, there's also a level of levity. After all, people adore their pets, treating them with love and showering them with attention.

While humans' relationships with cows are slightly different than one with, say, our dogs, there's still the appeal of "having a purpose, like being milked," Engle says. Then there's something rewarding about doing your job well and being a "good girl" for your owner.

Large breasts

If you're a "boob guy," well, HuCow porn just might be for you. In HuCow porn, the women have huge breasts, and there’s often erotic discussion of the breasts—talking about how big, heavy, and full they are. There’s an element of body worship, too. You are praising the HuCow’s breasts for being so big and magnificent.

There can also be an element of breast and nipple torture. Some HuCow videos involve milking the HuCow using lactation and milking machines.

Lactation

One of the largest sexual draws is lactation, the so-called “milking.” There is something erotic and intense about lactation—“of providing sustenance to another person, feeding them with your body,” Engle says.

For his book, Tell Me What You Want, Lehmiller surveyed 4,175 Americans aged 18-87 about their sexual fantasies and found out exactly which kinks people are dreaming about the most. Bodily fluids were one of the most popular fantasies, and specifically, he found that 31% of men and 14% of women had fantasies involving breast milk.

Forced feminization and sissification

In gay HuCow porn, very masculine men dress up in female cow apparel and are often forced to lactate. “Playing with feminine and masculine energies and/or gender roles brings its own erotic charge,” certified sex coach Celina Criss, Ph.D., says. So the sexual appeal could be about power and control in which the Dominant, or Farmer in this scenario, de-masculinizes a human male and requires them to behave as a female cow.

A big pec fetish

Some guys are into big breasts; others are into big pecs. Filming Hucow content was a way for Beefboi to embrace his large pecs. “I used to be embarrassed by how big my pecs were and shaped, but being a HuCow has helped me accept my body,” he says. He loves being desired for a part of him that he initially thought was undesirable.

Breeding kink

There’s undoubtedly a breeding/insemination element that guys find arousing, regardless of sexual orientation.“‘Breeding’ is a term that men who have sex with men often use to reference bareback sex already, and it just so happens to fit with this scenario,” Lehmiller says. So if you have a breeding kink or cum fetish, which many gay men do, it can be very arousing to dress up as a cow and get “bred.”

HuBulls

A close cousin of HuCow porn is HuBull porn, which flips the script on which parties are dominant and submissive. So HuBulls are typically muscular, traditionally masculine men with large penises. HuBulls' large penises are “milked,” meaning they are forced to ejaculate. Often, this is done using some form of masturbation device. “If we consider the hyper-masculinity of a male as a HuBull, there is an emphasis on the strength, virility, and possibly aggression that can be expressed,” Criss explains. HuBulls may ejaculate into a HuCow, or they may need to “unload” and “release.” So it may become the HuCow's job to satisfy the HuBull. “The HuBull may be studded and used to breed HuCows, perhaps multiple times,” Criss adds.

A final word on the HuCow fetish:​

At the end of the day, Engle says there are “countless reasons” why someone of any gender or sexual orientation may be aroused by HuCow porn, because “the scene can take many forms."

So the next time you’re scrolling through PornHub and stumble on a HuCow scene, take a second to watch it. You may be more into it than you think.

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I can think of very few things less sexy than fucking cows. We need to go back to beating the shit out of people with weird fetishes.
This is the internet, weird fetishes are a part of daily life here. As long as they don't involve real cattle I don't give a fuck.
 
Why the hell do we need to know about new fetishes? Is this supposed to be a service? People's lives are emptier if they don't know?
hucow is such a nothingburger of a fetish, why even talk about it
I didn't want to do two threads in one day, so I flipped a coin over the HuCows or the one Sexplain It article the same author faggot runs where he called a woman a biphobe for not wanting to do anal play with her bi boyfriend.
 
hucow is such a nothingburger of a fetish, why even talk about it
DO YA LIKE BIG MILKY BOOBS, SON? who the fuck doesn't?
Exactly. The fact these people need to go into such detail to things that should be obvious to any not retarded person(metaphor emphasizing your purpose; reproducing!) is suspect.
I didn't want to do two threads in one day, so I flipped a coin over the HuCows or the one Sexplain It article the same author faggot runs where he called a woman a biphobe for not wanting to do anal play with her bi boyfriend.
And there it is.

Oh yeah your "fetish" is perfectly fine! NOW TAKE THE PEGGING SISSYBOI!
 
Exactly. The fact these people need to go into such detail to things that should be obvious to any not retarded person(metaphor emphasizing your purpose; reproducing!) is suspect.

And there it is.

Oh yeah your "fetish" is perfectly fine! NOW TAKE THE PEGGING SISSYBOI!

I think they may get off more talking in detail about their fetish than they do actually acting it out. It's like talking dirty. And thanks to the internet millions of people all over the world can hear it. It was better when fetishes were tucked into weird corners of the internet instead of being blasted all over the place as normal behavior. Now that there's no shame they can expose their fantasies to the world. It's become part of the fetish.
 
Human cattle? I've got the just the thing for that!

The fact that this hentai exists, the fact that you could find it, and the fact that there's an English scanlation of it... means we've already lost.

part of the purpose of this is to point out that this is an excerpt from a hentai-- it might have been bearable, but then you scroll down and BAM, you're assaulted with genitals barely covered by black bars-- what is even the point
 
The fact that this hentai exists, the fact that you could find it, and the fact that there's an English scanlation of it... means we've already lost.

part of the purpose of this is to point out that this is an excerpt from a hentai-- it might have been bearable, but then you scroll down and BAM, you're assaulted with genitals barely covered by black bars-- what is even the point
Dude you haven't seen anything yet. Come visit the Cuesed Doujin thread for all your PETA approved hentai courtesy of @NerdShamer

 
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