Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[SmugDruggler]

Is the combination of pork chops and applesauce considered a delicacy in the redneck Midwest or something? It’s a very fucking odd combination. Nothing about it is normal, and apparently, it’s nostalgic because he was fed the stuff as a child. Who compliments applesauce as a side for any meat? No wonder he’s special.

I’ve never heard of it, so it must be retarded lol amiriteguise?

Let Me Google That

For all those people that find it more convenient to bother you with their question than to google it for themselves.

letmegooglethat.com

 

[AskeDead]

zero percent chance he's making 80k annual.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

Is the combination of pork chops and applesauce considered a delicacy in the redneck Midwest or something? It’s a very fucking odd combination. Nothing about it is normal, and apparently, it’s nostalgic because he was fed the stuff as a child. Who compliments applesauce as a side for any meat? No wonder he’s special.

Like they said, it's a legitimate combo. I've been to fine dining places that serve pork chop and applesauce. Of course it's not the store bought shit chibi has.

Pork pairs really well with a variety of fruits. Pork chops and mango salsa are a personal favorite.

Chibi habitually lies about or misrepresents his actual job responsibilities and salary, so there must be some big caveat he's leaving out here.

Seeing how gullible Chibi is, I could imagine it could be something along the lines of a sales position that CAN earn up to $80k a year. Another I've personally encountered is that there are some "scam" organizations that will hire you on a 2 year contract making well below what you should, but they pinky promise after 2 years they will hire you on permanently with an enormous raise. Of course they just kick you to the curb and cycle on some new marks.

There could be a million different ways this is bullshit, the fact he's not providing any specifics just amplifies those odds. If he actually got an impressive job, like he actually became a programmer, you know he'd be bragging about that.

 

[BrainSand63]

Even if he is somehow making 80k a year now, I’m not sure how this is a win. He’s still Chibi, he’s still going to forever be alone, everyone he’s ever met still hates him, and he’s just going to blow all of that extra money on more consoomer garbage anyway.

Face it Cheebs, extra money won’t fix your life, and your message of “suck it Farms” is because you’re desperate for validation from the only people that would give a shit if you disappeared tomorrow.

 

[reGHew9348]

Face it Cheebs, extra money won’t fix your life, and your message of “suck it Farms” is because you’re desperate for validation from the only people that would give a shit if you disappeared tomorrow.

Very true. These people aren't his (or anyone's) actual friends and they aren't going to hesitate to jump down his throat for brownie points if they spot ANY opportunity.

 

[spastic_bag]

Oh god if he got sucked into an MLM or some other type of scam, I will laugh and laugh and laugh some more.

 

[Craigstopher T Penmanship]

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Nine years? Adam, it hasn't even been 8 yet since this thread was created.

I'm not trying to be a stickler here, just pointing out another instance of his own self aggrandizing.

Also, what's the over/under he landed a job interview from this absolute random person he met in group?

 

[Retink Retunk]

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How long before it comes out that this is a lie or he's been fired?

 

[McSneaks]

Is the combination of pork chops and applesauce considered a delicacy in the redneck Midwest or something? It’s a very fucking odd combination. Nothing about it is normal, and apparently, it’s nostalgic because he was fed the stuff as a child. Who compliments applesauce as a side for any meat? No wonder he’s special.

Literally nobody said anything about delicacy, nostalgia, whatever you're crying about. It's simply a known food combination.

"WOW, IS MCDONALDS A 5^ RESTAURANT U KNOW ABOUT FISH PATTIES?!?!!!"

Wouldn't shit on applesauce too hard you're gonna be bestfriends when the last of your fucked up teeth bends sideways. Stay mad Eurotrash

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Guy literally ran away from the internet, hid his entire edentity which is literally the only thing he has in his life, deleted discord after discord, made a whole new fake identiy (then immediately introduced himself as HI IM THE FAGGOT U HEARD ABOUT", and only became open again when he thought a website disappeared. all to hide from people posting about how loud he's being.

"Suck it"

9 years since what? it was like two weeks ago you were talking to more kids on discourse about what a fucking freak autist you are with no friends. Maybe suck that dry cum off your chest first and quit talking to kids then we can talk.

Guy literally upgraded from going door to door to standing in a booth at a mall selling the same shitty phone service. Wait till he realizes what commission means and that leaving early to cry at home because someone said your gay wig was retarded means you get paid your base salary of not minimum wage lul

Realistically what would Chibi do making 5 million dollars? Buy more plastic swords? You can't 3D print a working personality, and you damn sure can't buy an anti-autism pill. I'm sure you'll be swimming in friends when you roll up to the club in your REAL roxas costume...before you leave from muh muh muh anxiety.

 

[Cap-tan]

I hope it's not porn.

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

Everyone saying Chibi will rise like a Phoenix... ... ... I'm for that, but with the caveat that he literally catches on fire. Literally, not meaphorically.

He’ll rise like a Phoenix. While cosplaying ace attorney in a greasy wig and posing with an obvious bulge.

 

[Pendulous Dong]

I looked at his timeline again, and I think he just had the number 80 on the brain and recycled it when trying to think of a plausible salary to totally own the kiwi farms.

However, if he actually got a job that pays 80k a year I'm hyped. We're gonna see irresponsible behavior on a level heretofore unseen.

 

[Kheapathic]

$80,000 for what I assume is a non-managerial position. It's not like he has a unique skill that's hard to find, and I doubt he's competent enough to pass a security clearance. It's either something that demands much of your time, or some sort of horrible commitment... ... ... it's porn. He's either gonna be the cuck boyfriend/husband or a male bottom.

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

$80,000 for what I assume is a non-managerial position. It's not like he has a unique skill that's hard to find, and I doubt he's competent enough to pass a security clearance. It's either something that demands much of your time, or some sort of horrible commitment... ... ... it's porn. He's either gonna be the cuck boyfriend/husband or a male bottom.

You need to shower regularly to have a porn career.

 

[Fartin 'n Pooin]

This has to be about the 15th time he's lied on twitter about his job. Hell, even when he got this shit phone salesman job he was immediately bragging about how he was making more money than all of us kiwis. He's a compulsive liar and a retard, and always has a habit of trying to flex money as an own to all the haters, like it makes him any less of a fucking autismo. Whether its how much money he got back in taxes, or some imaginary income, or bragging about giving random people money, its all a fucking lie. Still waiting for that florida move btw

 

[MechanicalHugbox]

tbh my only issue with the food is the sheer amount of apple sauce, apple sauce is one of those things where a little goes a long way (enough that you get some with every bite is more than enough). It won't make the food worse or anything but its just a bunch of useless sugar and shit in one meal when you could get by with just a 10th of the ammount
The job thing I doubt, either he's gotten a job where in theory he could make up to 80k with bonuses or commissions or something, or he's lying. The lack of any real details from our resident oversharer, the only cosulation is his name is so painfully generic if he somehow was smart enough to not put his twitter name on his resume then I guess he would at least not fail the google search test. If he does somehow have this new influx of income get ready for him to start openly complaining about his new workload ($80k jobs are not easy unless you get really lucky) and more irresponsible purchases

 

[BingBongDingDong]

Im giving a homework assignment to somebody less lazy then me: find how much he claimed he was making at his ATT&T job. Im 80% sure he claimed it was at least 80K lol. When he first got it he made an outlandish statement liek that and im sure its immortalized in text. This motherrfucker regularly lies about making lower middleclass income to try and pretend he is successful lmao. This is just liek him claiming he owns the condo he is in, rather than it being rented/subletted by his mom lol

 

[GreenHoodieGuy]

How can this retard with no college degree earn a 80k annual salary job just like that? Am I missing something here?

 

[Ultrapenguin]

He landed this job from someone he met in group therapy?

No, I can virtually guarantee that what happened is he met an emotionally unbalanced person who told him "Oh you need a better job? I can get you in on a job that'll make you good money, I just have to make a few calls, no problem!" because you're going to find flaky bullshitters in these kinds of groups who'll say whatever to gain people's approval, and he bought it.

Nobody in your "screwed up people" group is casually handing out jobs that pay well above average to random idiots.

And anyways, it doesn't matter. I know from being on this site and watching it happen to other cows, if you hand a fucking retard a bunch of money, all that happens is people who are less retarded rip them off for all of it.
This dimwit could be making however much money he wanted and it wouldn't change his lifestyle all that much, anything he didn't piss away on nonsense he'd get taken for.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

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suck it Farms

Oh, God! Does this mean that we are now Adam's Caveman? I don't want to troon out!