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Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags
Pissa always told me other people would call me a terrible mother because I let my kids be kids. I’m a gentle parent and my kids behave really well for toddlers when they have their tablets. I would use said tablets when I knew I was going to be away from them or just needed a minute of peace. But if they didn’t have tablets they’d act like toddlers. I guess b/c I didn’t spank my toddlers or have them controlled to where they just sit and stare into space I was a bad mom. But even when she pointed out that my kids were “too quiet” that was bad too. There’s no winning with people like her.
Did you read the part of this thread where Polissa whined because she was put in the maternity ward after her hysterectomy, and they played a lullaby when new babies were born and it was so traumatic for her? She seems to have a pathological hatred and envy towards mothers, I think no matter what you'd do she'd find some way to judge you.
Poor lil doggo that got run over and supposedly no one cared and "empathic" Polissa is angry and resentful of having to scrape it off the road instead of disturbed and sad.
No Starbucks= Violence. Makes perfect sense.
Polissa's account of the dog getting killed and left in the road wasn't about the poor dog at all, but rather all about telling others how she's such a great animal lover, and a much better person than those around her.
Because think about it—why did she feel the need to share such a sad story in the first place? The death of a pet due to its owner's carelessness and neglect is upsetting to anybody with a heart, but there wan't jack shit Polissa's social media followers could do about it. The dog died because it wasn't properly cared for, the owner seemingly didn't care enough to pick its body up out of the road, and posting about it wasn't going to change any of that. So why even relate such a downer of a story, that will only upset people?
Because Polissa got to tell her audience how much more she cared about the dog than its owners did, and how she is such a caring person she did the right thing by moving the body. That's it.
Never mind that her own pets were killed through her own negligence in keeping a reactive dog around, including Ginger, who suffered for two full weeks before finally dying. Nope. It's trashy other people who neglect their animals and don't deserve to have pets—never Saint Polly.
Never mind that her own pets were killed through her own negligence in keeping a reactive dog around, including Ginger, who suffered for two full weeks before finally dying. Nope. It's trashy other people who neglect their animals and don't deserve to have pets—never Saint Polly.
Her dog Rufus died in the EXACT same way as the neighbor's poodle. He got out and got hit by a car - but of course for Pissa, she was a victim of cruel circumstances as the wind blew open her door. Definitely not her fault
Pissa always told me other people would call me a terrible mother because I let my kids be kids. I’m a gentle parent and my kids behave really well for toddlers when they have their tablets. I would use said tablets when I knew I was going to be away from them or just needed a minute of peace. But if they didn’t have tablets they’d act like toddlers. I guess b/c I didn’t spank my toddlers or have them controlled to where they just sit and stare into space I was a bad mom. But even when she pointed out that my kids were “too quiet” that was bad too. There’s no winning with people like her.
She's just being an envious, neggy bitch. You have the life she dreams of: kids, pets, a good husband and a clean home. Even if she were right and someone whose opinion mattered called you a bad mother, well, you'd still be a mother -- a title she so desperately wants and will never fucking have.
Every new detail we learn about Shithead makes me wish he were more active online so he could have a thread here. Potential lolcow material, but sadly he seems to know to keep his shit offline. At least you can fel free to document it all here, because seriously, fuck him and his family.
Something I’ve been pondering- Polly(hot)Pockets claimed she had a laptop once upon a time, but it “died”… (because yall, her house *kills* all of her electronics!! It’s totally not her fault! /sneed)
But if she’s currently w/o a laptop… then why does she keep begging for/adding laptop-specific accessories to her wishlists?
There was a purple (IIRC) padded laptop carrying case on her “Hysterectomy Holiday” wishlist. And an until recently, a rainbow-colored matching padded wrist-rest/mousepad set (which has since been removed/purchased(?) from her Amazon wishlist).
Surely Porcine Polly would *never* lie on the internet!… but if she does have one, why lie about it?
You're tempting me into being autistic enough to create a venn diagram for that. But I can't be assed to open an art program. Still:
Polissa: (slightly) better use of color, mostly unoriginal ideas or mutations of different Disney and geek chic properties, has made one ironically good painting (Beach Cat)
Marissa: more original art (in theory), actually makes art on the semi regular, has a Patreon (that has next to no patrons, but she gets a teeny tiny amount of money for her "art" each month), all art burns my eyeballs but some are funnier than others
Both: shitty tracing, godawful proportions, e beggars and grifters, smoke a lotta dope they can't afford, think they're ARTPOP
Pissa always told me other people would call me a terrible mother because I let my kids be kids. I’m a gentle parent and my kids behave really well for toddlers when they have their tablets. I would use said tablets when I knew I was going to be away from them or just needed a minute of peace. But if they didn’t have tablets they’d act like toddlers. I guess b/c I didn’t spank my toddlers or have them controlled to where they just sit and stare into space I was a bad mom. But even when she pointed out that my kids were “too quiet” that was bad too. There’s no winning with people like her.
Did you read the part of this thread where Polissa whined because she was put in the maternity ward after her hysterectomy, and they played a lullaby when new babies were born and it was so traumatic for her? She seems to have a pathological hatred and envy towards mothers, I think no matter what you'd do she'd find some way to judge you.
Not just new mothers, but also expectant mothers or women that decided to not have children. Ashley pointed this out earlier but Polissa is definitely one of those people that is pro choice until someone in her orbit so much as mentions abortion. Besides the grief she gave Ashley concerning Lavender even after the miscarriage, she whined that abortion funds to help women in trigger states "go camping" was cramping her hysterectomy "supply" crowdfund. In fact, I remember her stating that it was just as, if not even more, important for her to get coloring books and kimonos (that did get bought; she's worn the kimono a couple times in photographs and TikToks).
So you're right Ashley. Nothing you did would've satisfied Polissa. It's a net positive for humanity as a whole that she cannot bear or adopt children.
(Just a quick note Ashley, that car story is horrifying. That is such disrespect to your property. Shithead is not only an alcoholic but a sex fiend if he regularly beats the meat in semi public areas like inside a car when he's not beating women.)
You're correct on the details, but the dog's name was actually Ruffus. Definitely a pun on Rufus, though. She truly is one hypocritical bitch. Rules for thee, but not for me!
Every new detail we learn about Shithead makes me wish he were more active online so he could have a thread here. Potential lolcow material, but sadly he seems to know to keep his shit offline. At least you can fel free to document it all here, because seriously, fuck him and his family.
Something I’ve been pondering- Polly(hot)Pockets claimed she had a laptop once upon a time, but it “died”… (because yall, her house *kills* all of her electronics!! It’s totally not her fault! /sneed)
But if she’s currently w/o a laptop… then why does she keep begging for/adding laptop-specific accessories to her wishlists?
There was a purple (IIRC) padded laptop carrying case on her “Hysterectomy Holiday” wishlist. And an until recently, a rainbow-colored matching padded wrist-rest/mousepad set (which has since been removed/purchased(?) from her Amazon wishlist).
Surely Porcine Polly would *never* lie on the internet!… but if she does have one, why lie about it?
The laptop case was definitely purple; it is evidently her favorite color and most stuff on that hysterectomy wishlist was purple.
Polissa lies so I can absolutely see her having a laptop and lying about not having one like she did with Joh's phone. She'll probably accidentally reveal it soon enough (just as she did with Joh's phone). Polissa may be a serial liar but she also is a terrible one.
Oh what timing! Polissa's muses have returned! Last night she shared a work in progress, some traced Littlefoot from Land Before Time art:
[beginning cut off] 's what I do. I come and paint stuff for family for Christmas presents. Let's see!
*cut to I think a child's desk?* There's the backside. I'm not through. She picks [sic] a little dinosaur peeping out [out of a hatching egg].
*cut to the top of a child's desk* And there's the top of the desk. Ain't he [Littlefoot] cute?
The art in question:
(who tf looked at a little girl and thought to name her Harlan? That's bad enough for a boy)
So Polly may be working on Christmas gifts for children (while looking absolutely miserable at doing it), but she has a major sad! It's so awful not getting to go to her real home for Christmas!
[good news, no Blanche RP here!]
*tongue click* I have tried everything to get in the Christmas spirit this year [friendship ended with Yule, now Christmas best friend] and- *ugh!* -it's just not working! *voice breaks* I have watched multiple movies that I normally watch, I've bought some presents. Didn't really have the money for them, but I did it anyways. Cause... family means everything to me. And we draw names, and that's how we do our Christmas presents is you buy for who you draw. I have a huge, huge family. Like, take My Big Fat Greek Wedding and make it My Big Fat Southern Wedding [literally; also no liberal use of Windex]. *voice breaks more* In this case there's no wedding, it's Christmas.
*heavy sigh* So yeah, I'm just struggling. I don't know, being stuck in this house again for the- the sixth winter is just killing me. It's just *sniffs, rubs dry face* I'm gonna go put up my Christmas tree [gnome and all?] in my studio, and see if it helps improve my mood. But I just don't feel it! It's like all of the magic of Christmas is completely gone! It sucked out! *deep breath* There's no *heavy breathing* I talked about it before, waiting for the Christmas Miracle I've been waiting for for the last ten years (I guess the previous nine were the telling Josh she's pregnant "miracle" and this year it was Tub Trailer Terrace). It never came!
*deep sniff* And then hoping to be in my home this year- my real home, not this rental piece of crap *sniff* that's cold and damp and spider filled [aka the hell you made yourself], and I'm trying my best to hold on to my gratitude today, but *deep sniff* *deep breath*
It's a few days before Christmas. And it's fixed me very cold tonight. *long pause* *shakes head* And I went and got foam board from the Dollar Tree! And put it over my windows to try and keep warmer in here! And by the way, that does work! *smiles* Can add a whole another layer [of insulation] with some aluminum foil. But I didn't have the money to spring for aluminum foil! [but she had the money for face toner that smelled like coconuts?]
*deep breath* *deep sniff* I just *shakes head* I don't know anymore. I feel like I'm just existing. And that's probably my depression kicking my butt right now, and probably just hormones. *tongue click* All I know is, *voice breaks* this doesn't feel like Christmas.
*deep breath* I hope you're having a better holiday season than what I'm going through. And I'm not trying to be whiny, I just need to left off some steam. All right, love y'all.
tl;dr:
And another new song for the hypothetical Spotify playlist:
With the latest crap happening with the haydurs (raccoon army preparing for deployment in the Total Retard War as we speak), I'm glad to still be with you basement dwellers. Y'all certainly have been a joy in my life even if we're relatively anonymous. It'll be a hard Christmas at KF headquarters but we're stronger together. Plus I'm sure pretty much all of us will have a far better Christmas (with more festive spirit) than Polissa will, because we're not abusing scamming bitches that didn't even try to get "home." That always helps. Cry harder, Polissa.
Pissa. Check yo filters. Your backgrounds are bleeding through your chubby cheek because your lighting is illuminating it to the same shade of off-white your filthy walls are and therefore your filter is making portions of your face transparent. It's hilarious and disconcerting at the same time.
Pissa. Ain't'cha a witch? Don't you hate Christianity? So stand up for your fuckin' beliefs and ditch the Christmas thang. This is America. Regardless of you being in Alabama, the first amendment to the Bill of Rights guarantees you the right to practice whatever religion you wish without government opposition or state-sponsored suppression. Sure, your relatives will think you're a fuckin' loony and you won't get those gimmes, but you can do what you want. Have at it!
Pissa. Also also, ain't'cha a witch? Shouldn't you be celebrating solstice or something instead of Christmas? So with it being ball-achingly cold this weekend, it sure as fuck feels very solsticy. Enjoy!!
Pissa. If you can't afford aluminum FULL LOLOLOLOLOLOL it's foil, you dipshit, check your captions before you post your TikToks you illiterate lardcannon, then you shouldn't be buying presents for your family. Craft something instead. You say your an artsy, skilled fucker (despite your portfolio as displayed here on the Farms saying otherwise). I'm sure whoever you drew the name of would love a rendition of Beach Cat. I mean, fuck, I'd buy you a cheese pizza and throw a $10 bill at'cher face for Beach Cat. For realz.
Pissa. La Casa De La Trompeta Del Bano won't be better than your slumlord house in the cold. Get over it and have a competent individual, whether it be the landlord or a contractor or one of these 'menfolk' you were going to have help you restore La Casa look at the damages to your current abode. Fix where you live. $300 a month is FAR less than you'll be sinking into La Casa chasing the 2,000,000,000 repairs we here at the Farms can see in your smattering of terrible pictures.
Pissa. Blow the trumpet. We want to see what happens. Total Retard War is already underway - calling the angels of the apocalypse couldn't possibly make things any worse.
Thank you, and Merry Christmas. Thanks for the laughs.
Pissa. Check yo filters. Your backgrounds are bleeding through your chubby cheek because your lighting is illuminating it to the same shade of off-white your filthy walls are and therefore your filter is making portions of your face transparent. It's hilarious and disconcerting at the same time.
Pissa. Ain't'cha a witch? Don't you hate Christianity? So stand up for your fuckin' beliefs and ditch the Christmas thang. This is America. Regardless of you being in Alabama, the first amendment to the Bill of Rights guarantees you the right to practice whatever religion you wish without government opposition or state-sponsored suppression. Sure, your relatives will think you're a fuckin' loony and you won't get those gimmes, but you can do what you want. Have at it!
Pissa. Also also, ain't'cha a witch? Shouldn't you be celebrating solstice or something instead of Christmas? So with it being ball-achingly cold this weekend, it sure as fuck feels very solsticy. Enjoy!!
Pissa. If you can't afford aluminum FULL LOLOLOLOLOLOL it's foil, you dipshit, check your captions before you post your TikToks you illiterate lardcannon, then you shouldn't be buying presents for your family. Craft something instead. You say your an artsy, skilled fucker (despite your portfolio as displayed here on the Farms saying otherwise). I'm sure whoever you drew the name of would love a rendition of Beach Cat. I mean, fuck, I'd buy you a cheese pizza and throw a $10 bill at'cher face for Beach Cat. For realz.
Pissa. La Casa De La Trompeta Del Bano won't be better than your slumlord house in the cold. Get over it and have a competent individual, whether it be the landlord or a contractor or one of these 'menfolk' you were going to have help you restore La Casa look at the damages to your current abode. Fix where you live. $300 a month is FAR less than you'll be sinking into La Casa chasing the 2,000,000,000 repairs we here at the Farms can see in your smattering of terrible pictures.
Pissa. Blow the trumpet. We want to see what happens. Total Retard War is already underway - calling the angels of the apocalypse couldn't possibly make things any worse.
Thank you, and Merry Christmas. Thanks for the laughs.
She definitely is one of those people only okay with Christmas because it means presents. She looks clearly annoyed in both the Littlefoot TikTok and this one that she "has" to give people (especially a child) gifts for Christmas.
Didn't they grill at one point? Wouldn't aluminum foil be handy for that? It's also pretty hilarious to see Polissa talk about how she saved so much money buying scented face toner at Dollar Tree when she really should've bought aluminum foil (would be better bought elsewhere since DT aluminum foil rolls are tiny af, but this is Polissa who doesn't understand the true value of well, financial value).
I reckon that when Pissa blows that trumpet that something like this will happen:
Lord have mercy. I was out of town last week and I finally got caught up on this thread. Firstable, @toilet_rainbow Hard Candy Christmas is a great fuckin' song. Dolly is unbeatable. Good shit right there.
Second, why does that desk look like Littlefoot is looking back at it while I clap his cheeks? I don't like that.
EDIT UPDATE I THINK I FOUND THE REFERENCE PIC SHE'S USING.....
WAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
LMAOOOOOOOOO FUCK
First, Polissa begged for a Chinese Handmaid cosplay first.
The grift attempt failed, so she ended up with her “protest cosplay”
Not only that, but Polissa claims to have organized the march! But some other woman "upstaged" her! She was out to get our heroine, that crusader of women and love and justice, just because she hated her for merely existing! Not because she was an utter bitch trying to make it a show that was all about HER.
(I wish I witnessed this, holy crap. Because Polissa chimping out in public (from a spectator's perspective) sounds beautiful)
She ended up blocking this person and trying to destroy her reputation
As far as I can tell this chapter of Ruth Sent Me fell through, like Polissa will through the floors of la casa whenever she ends up moving there.
PS- this is the most appropriate music for a moment of SILENCE, Polissa:
Not only that, but Polissa claims to have organized the march! But some other woman "upstaged" her! She was out to get our heroine, that crusader of women and love and justice, just because she hated her for merely existing! Not because she was an utter bitch trying to make it a show that was all about HER.
Of course Polissa thought she was the smartest person in the room and wanted to run things. About why she got erased from pictures... Let's see what pics the Instagram from the organization did post:
I know the crowd shot is blurry, but I don't see much evidence of anyone else dressing up in a costume. Let alone a bedsheet and apparently WINGS.
Facebook group: facebook.com/groups/239551338189635
(This is Polissa's group; private with only 4 members)
Facebook.com/beyondthemarchshoals
(Event page, also inactive)
Not only that, but Polissa claims to have organized the march! But some other woman "upstaged" her! She was out to get our heroine, that crusader of women and love and justice, just because she hated her for merely existing! Not because she was an utter bitch trying to make it a show that was all about HER.
Polissa was steamrolled by someone who probably has a lot more experience organizing than she does. Someone who knows that costumes and tiny, unreadable signs with incomprehensible imagery on them won't do much good and will probably not be taken seriously. A Women's March isn't your personal art show and catwalk for cosplay. Those "boring" signs with no images have more room for WORDS on them. Words that are meant to be seen and read by bystanders and media. Pissa really did try to make this march all about her. And yeah, what were the WINGS about??
Odds there's video out there on the internet of this march? Or the speeches? We know Polissa's stance on abortion. Abortion rights exist to get Polissa her medically unnecessary hysterectomy, abortions only exist to funnel donation money away from herself. How embarrassing was that speech?
Didn't they grill at one point? Wouldn't aluminum foil be handy for that? It's also pretty hilarious to see Polissa talk about how she saved so much money buying scented face toner at Dollar Tree when she really should've bought aluminum foil (would be better bought elsewhere since DT aluminum foil rolls are tiny af, but this is Polissa who doesn't understand the true value of well, financial value).
I'm not a lawyer or anyone's moral advisor, but it seems odd that a household where the breadwinner works in a restaurant kitchen wouldn't be able to quietly source tinfoil.
"Wings" refers to the bonnets the handmaidens wear in The Handmaid's Tale. Or at least they did in the book; I haven't seen the series.
Seeing Polissa piss and moan about her efforts getting steamrollered, and her lack of recognition by the far more skilled organizer of the protest march, is giving me Kelly Lenza vibes.
Kelly attended a meetup of a recently-formed historical costuming society, held at an elegant tearoom. Everyone else showed up in historical dress (or at least dressed nicely), while she wore a hideous, low-effort, shapeless bag of a "Regency" dress made from ugly Christmas-patterned quilting fabric. She appointed herself the official photographer for the event, and took a few mediocre pics of attendees looking none too thrilled at being photographed by her. Not long afterward, she complained that the group had effectively rejected her by refusing to grant her a leadership position she believed herself qualified for and entitled to.
Narcissists have to make any organized event all about them. Successful Narcissists will do it by making a big donation pledge, an "impromptu" speech that tugs at people's emotions, or some other outsized, grandly generous contribution.
Failed Narcissists, on the other hand, try shoehorning themselves into a leadership position, capturing the spotlight with inappropriate speech or behavior, or stirring up trouble to embarrass whoever has done all the work and is getting all the credit and accolades. Polissa's behavior when her own attempt to lead a protest got swamped by one that was better organized, by someone who had better reach in the community, is classic. This is a woman with obvious executive dysfunction, who admits she has a hard time making phone calls or filing important paperwork (so yeah, good luck getting a permit from the city to hold a rally—guess who did that, Polissa?), and who has absolutely no friends or meaningful social network, but she expects to receive the same status as the woman who actually made shit happen. Right, Polissa.
Odds there's video out there on the internet of this march? Or the speeches? We know Polissa's stance on abortion. Abortion rights exist to get Polissa her medically unnecessary hysterectomy, abortions only exist to funnel donation money away from herself. How embarrassing was that speech?
I've just spent the last 20 minutes or so looking, and found nothing. The turnout at the actual event appears to have been very small; maybe 20 people, tops.
But it had live music (no need for Polissa's Spotify playlist), and other volunteers stepped forward to make flyers, including ones telling participants what to bring—and what not to bring:
Participants were specifically asked not to wear Handmaid's Tale costumes, but Polissa was an asshole and did it anyway, and that's why any photos that may have been taken of her never made it onto social media about the rally. And you just know that anything she said in her speech had nothing to do with Roe v. Wade, and everything to do with her personal grievances and sense of victimization.
Participants were specifically asked not to wear Handmaid's Tale costumes, but Polissa was an asshole and did it anyway, and that's why any photos that may have been taken of her never made it onto social media about the rally. And you just know that anything she said in her speech had nothing to do with Roe v. Wade, and everything to do with her personal grievances and sense of victimization.
I love how it was flat out stated not to dress up the way she did, and she did it anyway. Then she has the nerve to casually tweet about it like she was being persecuted. This is a grown woman acting this way.
