Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.9%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 5 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 97 24.8%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 69 17.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 158 40.4%

  • Total voters
    391
I still don't understand why someone who has watched lolcalves develop into lolcows for years, and knows it's not just doing something dumb or cringy, but raging and doubling down on it when someone notices, that is the ultimate trait of the cow.

How could this dude have watched Ethan Ralph spiral out of control into what he is now and not caught on?

I should quit trying to understand, it is just what cows do.

I will be really disappointed if he does not pull back from his current approach to the event horizon of cowdom.
I want to say it's a midlife crisis combined with MDMA + alcohol use. I think his wife was getting worried if he was attracted to her still (every fucking stream with her was him openly saying this multiple times to try to appease her or abate her fears) and angry/ jealous that Nick was spending time talking to thots and women both younger and more acomplished then her. I also think Nick was that nerdy kid who wanted the idealized teenage experience where he fucks the hot teacher and teenage love bs with a girl his age.

He's already rich, but before this he was popular. Johnny Depp trial he was riding high, even after Keffals and faggots getting him banned from YouTube he had broad support outside the Farms.
I think he realized that he's a middle-aged Midwestern Dad and he didn't want to be that. It's like how Ralph desperately does not want to be himself, but he's stuck. I think Nick will fall worse than Ralph if he continues Ralph doesn't have a lot of options, Nick does. Nick will burn out rather than fade away like Ralph is my bet.
 
His behavior has gotten so weird in such a short span of time; he’s on youtube in the clips channel comments debating stuff with people.

He acts like he’s not thinking clearly at all. Tbh, he’s acting kind of scary, but I think most people like him, which is why the response here about his behavior was so strong. Get it together, stay away from the molly and the booze. Is there no one who can tell him hey, take it down a notch? Where’s Drex?

Holidays are weird, unhappy times for a lot of people, he needs to calm out. He’s isolated and stressed. The drugs are just such a bad idea with all the other craziness. It’s not a good situation.
 
Where’s Drex?
I think Drex did talk to him privately to quit the fuckshit but he didn't listen. If you look back there are some clips where he seems to throwing shade at Drex.

What Drex should've done would lock Nick in his bunker and beat the shit out of him until Nick wakes up sober.
 
I think Drex did talk to him privately to quit the fuckshit but he didn't listen. If you look back there are some clips where he seems to throwing shade at Drex.

What Drex should've done would lock Nick in his bunker and beat the shit out of him until Nick wakes up sober.
Yeah. He really seems like he’s going off the rails fast. I hope he can get some help somehow because he’s behaving so erratically, and there’s always so much alcohol involved. It’s a little worrisome.
 
Not too long ago, Nick tried to bring up the topic of sex with your wife while he had Joe on his stream. Joe had to repeatedly tell him that he wasn't going to talk about having sex with his wife and that Nick needed to drop it immediately, because of course he fucking wouldn't. Nick respected it and dropped the subject, at least at the time.

At the very least Joe knows not to be a fucking idiot and overshare. I'm just hoping Nick would learn the same, since he was the same guy who used to advocate for people making content for their fans. Az from Heelvsbabyface fucking told him a story about how badly his channel deteriorated for a time because he refused to listen to the people who wanted to watch his content.

He has friends that are sensible but he won't fucking listen. I don't buy the ODD, when the more likely scenario is, "I don't listen to advice unless it's something I want to already do."
Joe’s been a good guest. He typically can put Kurt into the cuckshed when he starts trying to bully Steve Gosney or does fedora takes on Jewish and Christian stuff. He’ll disagree with Branca and some of the other guys on law, but he doesn’t seem like he’s totally an asskisser (Mindset) or fully just doing something transactional (Faran). He seems like a mensch in his later years trying to get a side gig going so he’s not bored in retirement.

I do feel bad for Nick. His content wasn’t bad and he was/ maybe is a friend of the forum. However, he has AIDS and deserves to fester with his disease.
 
Yeah. He really seems like he’s going off the rails fast. I hope he can get some help somehow because he’s behaving so erratically, and there’s always so much alcohol involved. It’s a little worrisome.
I can't keep up with his spiraling at this stage. My brain hurts literally trying to just read through discussion on the last couple of streams and I've stopped watching him a while back.
I really wish I could to finish that summary earlier but I cannot without wanting to gouge my eyeballs out.
 
looks like Nick is having some kind of pedo hunter on tonight. And it’s a rumble exclusive stream I wonder if he thinks it wouldn’t be safe on YouTube for some reason
 
looks like Nick is having some kind of pedo hunter on tonight. And it’s a rumble exclusive stream I wonder if he thinks it wouldn’t be safe on YouTube for some reason
I started to watch it because the topic looked good. I made it 5 minutes. After exposing what a despicable human being he is with the heel turn. The guy disgusts me. Fuck him and his content. Hope he aspirates on his own vomit.
 
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I'm on page 1030, I think I started on page 1010. This is honestly some sad shit. I never really liked Rekieta, didn't dislike him just found him a bit dull (and much of his output is reading superchats, ie the opinions of people that I found to be considerably more dull than he is. I don't want to hear what these people have to say. This is not the MATI stream where the chats tend to be somewhat amusing, the only time I'd ever consider listening to 30 minutes of Rekieta chats is if the money goes to me instead of Rekieta). Anyway, I did agree with many of his opinions and was glad he had a good platform to spread them. So yeah, all in all some sad shit.
 
An hour late but looks like he's only on rumble today. Sounds kind of interesting.

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I want to say it's a midlife crisis combined with MDMA + alcohol use....

Yeah, doing MDMA as a 41 year old is beyond retarded. It's pretty much the harshest drug available on your brain and body. I'm 28 and probably wouldn't touch that shit anymore. This guy is going to die in a nightclub or give himself so much brain damage he ends up full potato.
 
I still don't understand why someone who has watched lolcalves develop into lolcows for years, and knows it's not just doing something dumb or cringy, but raging and doubling down on it when someone notices, that is the ultimate trait of the cow.
Because Nick - like all lolcows, doesn't have the ability to self reflect.

Other people are cows but he is totally right and a victim.
 
An hour late but looks like he's only on rumble today. Sounds kind of interesting.

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The interesting part is Rekieta going on the simpcast (ugh) and defending people's right to look at a nude 12 year old Brooke Shields or similar pornography, and defending the general right to look at loli and actual child porn "if it doesn't hurt anyone" then turning round and trying to be internet dad again interviewing some sketchy af "pedo hunter."
 
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