Horrorcow Hollie Dance / Lisa Pittaway / Ella Carter / Archie Battersbee / Lauren Summers/ Dignity For All / Archie's Army / Spread The Purple Wave - The Mama Nails of Essex, Her Whiteknights, and Her A-Logs

[lightswitchdoll]

I don't know, the lasses from Essex are something else. Usually 90% plastic surgery and a face full of Botox/filler by their mid 20's.

Think Jersey Shore but with a much more annoying accent.

Oh, I'm familiar. I was born there, sadly. I swear I look NOTHING like that

I still think it's filters but I'm a very optimistic/retarded person.

Not only is the grave a blinding nightmare now its an auditory one as well.
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For a moment there I thought the zombie makeup was actual injuries from something. I'm glad it isn't (obviously) but I wouldn't put it past Hollie to put photos of shit like that on there.

And that little tree is okay (it's a real one - £8 in Sainsbury's ) but everything else needs to die in a fire. Which it probably will do, given that it's all tacky flammable shit.

Dignity doesn't exist in Essex. Even the dead can't escape.

 

[Amin Yamumm]

She

Not only is the grave a blinding nightmare now its an auditory one as well.
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She must be blind to say "it looks beautiful over there". Love to see the state of her house.

Also, she should have switched her car off whilst saying her prayer. Doesn't she know that Archie was trying to stop climate change (maybe)?

 

[Weeb Slinger]

I don't know, the lasses from Essex are something else. Usually 90% plastic surgery and a face full of Botox/filler by their mid 20's.

Think Jersey Shore but with a much more annoying accent.

Estuary English, at its most extreme, sounds like a chorus of seagulls fighting over a discarded, half-eaten box of fried chicken. It is a combination of feral aggression and entitlement backed up by little in the way of intelligence.

A once notable landmark in Southend, that speaks volumes about the local culture, is 'Slags' Wall'. This is a concrete wall along the upper part of The Golden Mile, upon which 'slags' would congregate, while they waited for boy racers in souped-up cars to cruise past and pick them up. While the wall still stands, traffic calming measures have beached it behind an apron of tarmac, separating it from the road by several feet. In the aftermath the slags became a displaced minority - an itinerant people without a homeland. I don't know where they went. Maybe the promised land of Basildon.

 

[fuzzdew]

The fact that all the pictures she posts are from when Archie was a young kid is very telling, imo.

Changing topic, I can’t imagine going to visit a loved one’s grave and witnessing this tacky abomination. Why is the cementary’s admin not doing anything with it? Are they scared of the unhinged army of middle-aged chavs?

This whole circus is so unsettling, seeing it leaves me with a lot of uneasy feelings.

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[lightswitchdoll]

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Ah yes, the standard parent reaction - not one of 'oh my god that's disgusting, they've been in someone's mouth, don't pick up cigarette ends' but one of cackling and taking a photo.

I know Southend beach is shit, but COME ON

 

[Weeb Slinger]

Ah yes, the standard parent reaction - not one of 'oh my god that's disgusting, they've been in someone's mouth, don't pick up cigarette ends' but one of cackling and taking a photo.

I know Southend beach is shit, but COME ON

From whence did this assembly of cigarette butts appear? Is it the estuarial Essex answer to Woodhenge? Evidence of the town's many pigeons on a smoke break?. Based on the flats in the picture, it is the leavings of a social gathering who wandered a short distance from Ocean Beach - a popular bar/restaurant occupying a former Victorian tram shelter.

For the uninitiated, Southend does not stand adjacent to the tumbling breakers of one of the world's great oceans or even, as the name of the town strongly suggests, a sea of some sort. It squats in alluvial splendor at the mouth of the River Thames. You are more likely to inadvertently wade into a shoal of jellyfish, than you are to observe the plume of a whale tail, draped with trailing green seaweed, rising from the waves. Over-naming, in order to make something sound bigger or more important than it is, is an unfortunate local trait. Further along the road lies City Beach (named many years before Southend was awarded city status, following the murder of one of its MPs, Sir David Ames, by an Islamic extremist). For me, the name which is supposed to evoke a sense of grandeur, instead brings to mind images of urban decay and industrial waste. It's actually a pretty decent beach, relative to the area.

The underlying tragedy in this carousel of images, is watching a young boy being molded by his upbringing and his environment. I grew up among people like this - troubled individuals from what can be charitably described as unorthodox homes. Some of them did eventually get their lives together. There's no indication that was happening with Archie.. Nine years old and already moving in a moving bad direction.

 

[Colonel Gaddafi]

So many of the people that send Hollie things really infantilise Archie… I’m sure in the eyes of a parent your child is always a child, but he was 12, not 2. I know we’ve all said this numerous times but honestly.

Also, is it just me or does he look like a Christmas-themed stripper in that art?

Looking back on myself at 12, I was getting into horror films, (awkwardly) flirting, fighting with other boys who teased me that Italian was my in-home language, and thinking I was some sort of badass because I had smoked and knew like maybe three curse words in English. If my mother and her friends had turned my grave into…this, I would have sworn to become a wandering ghost to come back and haunt them forever.

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‘fag butts’

Yeah, yeah I know, but still, c’mon Hollie.

 

[EndOfTheWorld]

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This image. He looks like he's five years old, younger perhaps and shirtless of course. Archie really did grow up watching Hollie do stuff I'd consider over-sexualised in front of a young impressionable child, that he then imitated. ITT HD had posted a photo of two of her bras, strung across the top of the stairs as a "booby trap" (her words - or according to her post, Archie's).

 

[UncleBlazer]

Changing topic, I can’t imagine going to visit a loved one’s grave and witnessing this tacky abomination. Why is the cementary’s admin not doing anything with it? Are they scared of the unhinged army of middle-aged chavs?

Probably because it's a child's grave. Also because he died so recently and this is their first Christmas without him. Maybe also because it was so high profile in the media they might anticipate major blowback. My guess is they don't want to be the people to tell a grieving mother to tone it down a bit so soon after their child's death. I'm sure if they try to keep this shit up in the coming years they will be told it's unacceptable.

 

[Kel1 shi1]

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Archie using them as bait on slags wall because he hasn't got a car.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

From whence did this assembly of cigarette butts appear? Is it the estuarial Essex answer to Woodhenge? Evidence of the town's many pigeons on a smoke break?. Based on the flats in the picture, it is the leavings of a social gathering who wandered a short distance from Ocean Beach - a popular bar/restaurant occupying a former Victorian tram shelter.

For the uninitiated, Southend does not stand adjacent to the tumbling breakers of one of the world's great oceans or even, as the name of the town strongly suggests, a sea of some sort. It squats in alluvial splendor at the mouth of the River Thames. You are more likely to inadvertently wade into a shoal of jellyfish, than you are to observe the plume of a whale tail, draped with trailing green seaweed, rising from the waves. Over-naming, in order to make something sound bigger or more important than it is, is an unfortunate local trait. Further along the road lies City Beach (named many years before Southend was awarded city status, following the murder of one of its MPs, Sir David Ames, by an Islamic extremist). For me, the name which is supposed to evoke a sense of grandeur, instead brings to mind images of urban decay and industrial waste. It's actually a pretty decent beach, relative to the area.

The underlying tragedy in this carousel of images, is watching a young boy being molded by his upbringing and his environment. I grew up among people like this - troubled individuals from what can be charitably described as unorthodox homes. Some of them did eventually get their lives together. There's no indication that was happening with Archie.. Nine years old and already moving in a moving bad direction.

You’ve done an excellent job breaking down Essex for us, can you or anyone explain Pricey?
Sorry really off topic but that plastic lipped woman earlier reminded me of one of my personal fave cows. Back to Ms.Dance.

ETA Sussex, sorry wrong locale.

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[TractorGirl]

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She got the date wrong, didn’t he die in April?

 

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

Not only is the grave a blinding nightmare now its an auditory one as well.
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I swear they're trying to whip the fucking grave! One of these days Archie will start doing donuts in there, not even because of the turbograve kit but because the torque of his husk's post-mortem suffering will increase to Bugatti levels.

What's next, is she and allergy lips going to try and shop around for some Norf FC specimen who's deranged and broke enough to accept being the world's first Grave Santa?

 

[RACISM]

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Now that is telling. I've moved in some low circles before and even known people who pick up cig ends from the floor at times...but never, ever a child. That is absolute nigger tier behaviour and I have no doubt if he lived a few years more he would end up a heroin addict. Like everyone else who picks up cig ends I ever met was.

 

[GenociderSyo]

More ballons for the wildlife to choke on:

Wasn't going to post anything Hollie posted today because its understandable that she is having issues on christmas. But shes added more display and sound to the gravestone and has been parked there since midnight mass so anyone visiting there loved ones is going to have to deal with her display and her on christmas.

 

[GenociderSyo]

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[GenociderSyo]

And of course fanart:

 

[EndOfTheWorld]

I cropped @GenociderSyo full post for brevity.

That grave is well beyond tacky. It's an abomination. And HD posting a photo of Archie as an infant from her "Facebook Memories", shown as "on this day 12 years ago"... Archie was 12 when he died right? I remember there being dark humour earlier ITT about Hollie posting his birth photos (& I think a joke about her posting his birth available to watch via PPV)... we're almost at that point Kiwibros.

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