Adam Johnston / YourMovieSucks / YourMovieSucksDOTorg / AnUnkindness - It's hip to fuck dogs.

Hard to take a man seriously if he watched all of some lion anime, spinoffs and movies just to prove Disney didn't steal his masturbation fodder from the Japanese.

Priorities!
When Adam and his friends talk about the crazy Kimba commenter they mention that he only cares about Kimba so much because he's a pedophile furry, and they say without a speck of irony or self reflection "What about Disney ripping off Kimba or not means you can't masturbate to it?"
 
I like that the libks are just to reddit, I'm sure the reddit posts probably have links to a source but its funny that instead of linking the primary source they just linked reddit
it's even funnier that the second reddit link (the z1zr0o one) is more like a twitlonger/ tumblr post but god forbid if we linked one dailymail saying something negative to any leftist.
 
Just ran his name through the search because I was curious and Adam's BF @BlaqpantheR30 took part in the infamous 19 Furry cum pizza incident last year at some fur con.

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Just ran his name through the search because I was curious and Adam's BF @BlaqpantheR30 took part in the infamous 19 Furry cum pizza incident last year at some fur con.

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Never paid attention to Adam's suit before but I can't believe he paid thousands to a fuckwit who went "Hmm. Did he say 'Horse' or 'Capybara' again?" when designing the head.
 
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What is he doing.

I mean, I'm glad he's scored but I wonder what it's like working on a podcast with this guy. I bet ralphthemoviemaker and IHateEverything don't ask about his weekends anymore.

Good thing it's not video, it's incredibly exploitable.
 
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What is he doing.

I mean, I'm glad he's scored but I wonder what it's like working on a podcast with this guy. I bet ralphthemoviemaker and IHateEverything don't ask about his weekends anymore.

Good thing it's not video, it's incredibly exploitable.
Gimmick accounts themed around a character and its fursuit are really common. Furries eat those up like candy. They are always bottom of the barrel pandering bullshit that usually ranges from suggestive to horny, I bet you can guess why it sells so well.

I'm surprised Adam felt the need to do this. Maybe he isn't getting kicks from his real content like he used to.
 
I have to ask, why don't furries just use animal onesies if they just play pretend as the animal anyways? To hide face? Don't covid mask polices cover that at most conventions? To have the insides more 'plush' then a pjs suit?
halp
It's for sex reasons
It is a gaint roleplay for sex and to get away with thier fantasies of fucking animals.
There is a reason why zoos and furries are always not far behind each other
 
I’m gonna derail the thread away from his degeneracy a bit and articulate in a long autistic rant why I don’t think Adam is a good film critic because I think I have a different perspective to most people on here.



My initial problems with Adam is just how sophomoric he is about film. The best example is when he rightfully got bullied for saying Citizen Kane invented cinematic grammar, which is bizarre because as a user of r/TrueFilm he should be familiar with the meme of Birth or a Nation inventing the language in 1915 (which isn’t accurate but whatever). Most of his knowledge of film is limited to the past 15 years and that bites him in the ass all the time. I really fucking hate when he shits on silent films for having “bad acting” without considering that the cultural preconception of acting back then came from theater and realism doesn’t equate to quality, which is a very common critique from him. Recently he briefly covered Crimes of the Future and he bitched about it’s minimalist futuristic setting, which is fucking retarded. If he watched any of of Cronenberg’s earlier films, or even his son’s recent films like Possessor he would know that’s an obvious stylistic choice. But instead he thinks it’s a flaw in the film when it’s clearly just one of Cronenberg’s sensibilities, which leads to the bigger issue I have with him.



I was reading a review for the film Caché and the author said something that made me think of Adam, which was “film as a craft vs film an an art”. This is really relevance because Adam has said multiple times that Haneke is his favorite director and I can really see why. Personally, I’m not a huge fan but I’ve only seen a handful, the best I’ve seen from him is The Seventh Continent because it’s the only one I’ve seen that made me feel something lol. I blame Haneke for this huge trend in Western European cinema of really cold, bloodless technique and it’s very much in line with Adam’s sensibilities as a critic because he very much sees cinema as a “craft”.



His idea of what makes a good film is based on his narrow conception of technical execution. If you watch his Top 25 videos half of them are talking-head documentaries and his justification for their inclusion is how they convey information, which is like the bare expectation you should have for a documentary like that. His number 1 film of 2022 is like some fucking Netflix Kenny G documentary. In the past ten years there’s plenty of really great observational and poetic documentaries by filmmakers like Wang Bing but he sees the medium of documentary as purely a means of education rather than making artistic statements.



I stopped watching his podcast when they made the episode about Saló because he kept bitching about the fucking gore effects at the end. That’s really not the point of the ending at all, the effects are secondary to what is being conveyed. But he doesn’t seem to get that all and should stick to reviewing goyslop where there isn’t anything else being conveyed to begin with outside of the literal text.



He gets a lot of shit for the wrong reasons. Most of the criticism he receives is because he hates capeshit, or they misinterpret his autism as being “nitpicky” or “contrarian” when it isn’t . It’s really frustrating because he has shown he does get that to an extent. He loves The Holy Mountain and Hausu which should be surprising. The Holy Mountain isn’t that great from a filmmaking level, the acting isn’t great, it’s lighting is pretty flat, it’s very thematically transparent and not really profound, it’s structure and pacing is really weird, but it’s great because of its ambition and sheer creativity and absurdity. He does get it but he doesn’t apply that to anything else for some reason, it’s really fucking annoying. Again he should stick to shitting on bad Disney remakes because that’s what he’s good at, not talking about experimental or art house film because he doesn’t know what he’s talking about.



Incoming puzzle pieces.
 
WHATTHEFUCKISGOINGONWITHTHISSHIT

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What is he doing.

I mean, I'm glad he's scored but I wonder what it's like working on a podcast with this guy. I bet ralphthemoviemaker and IHateEverything don't ask about his weekends anymore.

Good thing it's not video, it's incredibly exploitable.
Honestly, obvious point is obvious, I don't now anyone can stand to take him seriously considering his extremely long and apparent history of coombrained sexual deviancy, honestly i'm tempted for me or someone else just email this shit to any of those Film producers who seek him out and lets see how they respond, its what he deserves.
 
I’m gonna derail the thread away from his degeneracy a bit and articulate in a long autistic rant why I don’t think Adam is a good film critic because I think I have a different perspective to most people on here.



My initial problems with Adam is just how sophomoric he is about film. The best example is when he rightfully got bullied for saying Citizen Kane invented cinematic grammar, which is bizarre because as a user of r/TrueFilm he should be familiar with the meme of Birth or a Nation inventing the language in 1915 (which isn’t accurate but whatever). Most of his knowledge of film is limited to the past 15 years and that bites him in the ass all the time. I really fucking hate when he shits on silent films for having “bad acting” without considering that the cultural preconception of acting back then came from theater and realism doesn’t equate to quality, which is a very common critique from him. Recently he briefly covered Crimes of the Future and he bitched about it’s minimalist futuristic setting, which is fucking retarded. If he watched any of of Cronenberg’s earlier films, or even his son’s recent films like Possessor he would know that’s an obvious stylistic choice. But instead he thinks it’s a flaw in the film when it’s clearly just one of Cronenberg’s sensibilities, which leads to the bigger issue I have with him.



I was reading a review for the film Caché and the author said something that made me think of Adam, which was “film as a craft vs film an an art”. This is really relevance because Adam has said multiple times that Haneke is his favorite director and I can really see why. Personally, I’m not a huge fan but I’ve only seen a handful, the best I’ve seen from him is The Seventh Continent because it’s the only one I’ve seen that made me feel something lol. I blame Haneke for this huge trend in Western European cinema of really cold, bloodless technique and it’s very much in line with Adam’s sensibilities as a critic because he very much sees cinema as a “craft”.



His idea of what makes a good film is based on his narrow conception of technical execution. If you watch his Top 25 videos half of them are talking-head documentaries and his justification for their inclusion is how they convey information, which is like the bare expectation you should have for a documentary like that. His number 1 film of 2022 is like some fucking Netflix Kenny G documentary. In the past ten years there’s plenty of really great observational and poetic documentaries by filmmakers like Wang Bing but he sees the medium of documentary as purely a means of education rather than making artistic statements.



I stopped watching his podcast when they made the episode about Saló because he kept bitching about the fucking gore effects at the end. That’s really not the point of the ending at all, the effects are secondary to what is being conveyed. But he doesn’t seem to get that all and should stick to reviewing goyslop where there isn’t anything else being conveyed to begin with outside of the literal text.



He gets a lot of shit for the wrong reasons. Most of the criticism he receives is because he hates capeshit, or they misinterpret his autism as being “nitpicky” or “contrarian” when it isn’t . It’s really frustrating because he has shown he does get that to an extent. He loves The Holy Mountain and Hausu which should be surprising. The Holy Mountain isn’t that great from a filmmaking level, the acting isn’t great, it’s lighting is pretty flat, it’s very thematically transparent and not really profound, it’s structure and pacing is really weird, but it’s great because of its ambition and sheer creativity and absurdity. He does get it but he doesn’t apply that to anything else for some reason, it’s really fucking annoying. Again he should stick to shitting on bad Disney remakes because that’s what he’s good at, not talking about experimental or art house film because he doesn’t know what he’s talking about.



Incoming puzzle pieces.


In his Kimba video around the 5 minute mark he goes on a tangent about bias and objectivity. He really thinks that people are incapable of being objective and no matter what you do, you'll always be biased regardless of the circumstances. The reason why he shits on silent films and old ones is because he does not like them. That's it.

Adam, or any other "reviewer" on the iNTERNET for that matter, can't be a critic because they can't put their biases aside and admit things that they don't like. He could watch a Tchaikovsky film and call it pretentious garbage just because it didn't resonate with him or could not find anything "relatable" about the film.

The reason why he keeps pumping out quickies is because not only does he get his dopamine rush from his audience validating his opinions, but also because said audience NEED to be validated on their tastes in films. Just look at this comment section and you'll see just how many people turn to Adam for things the HAVE to watch or like.

Anyway:

Not even 5 minutes in and he is already cranking out innuendos from Zootopia and bringing up furry Zootopia porn.

This guy's brain is rotten, for real.
 
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