I did try Photoshopping Kevin into a variety of different wigs last year, but it didn't really help.
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The blackpilling prospect that Kevin’s current awful hair is actually the best he could look.
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as a 'woman'.
Just remembered the time i edited off his ponytail, unfeminised his glasses and un-dangered his hair, and he looked fine as a bloke with his current hairline.
Not hugely attractive obviously, but not stop-in-the-street ugly like now.
Him and a slightly overweight geek-cute girl could have made a sweet, evenly matched nerdy couple.
he'd certainly be punching WELL above the class of his current rot-toothed ..menagerie.
-which incidentally seems to be getting more and more objectively ugly as his life progresses: see newest current squeeze and Solid 1, Steb.
On the subject of that..
If Kevin does decide to leave for the UK again… is there a chance he might actually cut and run?
He is more manipulative and capable than we thought; even getting to the UK in the first place, putting down twitter the whole time to do it.
He could surprise us again.
He pretends to really want the surgery, the only thing tethering him to the US, but we know it’s a bad, or at best pointless idea and so does he.
He was able to flip on his other obsession, collecting Transformers, saying he didn’t need them, felt empty, they were just a cope- before flipping right back.
The collection is also the only other thing he values there.. but how much does he really value it? Too much to cut and run? More than anything in the world but simultaneously not at all?
The tranchers could at least sell them.
An outside troon, two or three even, could be saved from freezing this winter by being able to sleep in the wasted Dusty Unused Plastic Crap room.
We’ll see. North London isn’t quite such an attractive proposition in the middle of winter, and landing indefinitely in a parental home is a different proposition, without the concurrent extreme cost of living crisis.
But I wouldn’t be amazed if Kevin pulled a midnight flit out of the bag for us.
He’d get sent back of course. Maybe he would try to be “anarchist “ and stay illegally, but he’s too cowardly, and I’m sure a British kiwi couldn’t actually resist cow tipping him into the path of Border control so that we aren’t stuck with him.