Trainwreck The Empathic Nutritionist / Empathic Mamahood / Robyn Grogitsky-Ramirez / Luna Elva Ramirez / Glenn Ramirez / Atlas Glenn Standford Ramirez - Eyefucking Sociopath Selfie Addict Mother and Closeted Gymrat Pothead Father who use Instagram to Parade their Homemade Homunculus Tard Baby Created by their Refusal to Follow any Medical Oversights

Will Robyn actually go back to see the neurosurgeon in California?

  • Yes

    Votes: 26 12.2%

  • No

    Votes: 107 50.2%

  • Luna will die before the planned trip date

    Votes: 80 37.6%
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Dick in a Folgers Coffee said:
Such a stark contrast from the loving time with grandpa. Only time it seems Atlas can be around her is asleep. Can't blame the kid.
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Of fucking course its when hes asleep. Thats the only time he can be still enough to position him into a flapjack tiddy powdered milk photo op
 
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Christmas is officially over in my timezone so I can go back to posting my hot takes on lolcows like normal.

Anyways, this "generational womb trauma" is so retardly convoluted, and honestly reading it gives me shades of when I used to read creationists arguing against evolution, but more cringe because it's even less grounded in reality. It's not that the world isn't prefect and things fuck up, it's not Robyn's fault that she rebuffed modern medicine- the only thing capable of fighting those natural fuck ups- and mutilated her daughter as a result, she has GHOSTS in her WOMB! But she's making peace with the WOMB GHOSTS so she can have the natural perfect birth she was always capable of having if not for her damn dirty ancestors FUCK YOU MOM AND D- I mean WOMB GHOSTS.

But since lightning usually only strikes once and cows have lolcow luck, I expect she'll squirt out baby #3 in the home tub come August with Luna seizing in the background the whole time, ho-hum.
 
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I will never not be grossed out by women posting their used piss-sticks as pregnancy announcements. It's not fancy, or pretty, or cute. It's just nasty.


Another thought: Robyn's about to experience having two actual living children under 5 at the same time. What's the under/over on if she's going to manage keeping up on all the perfomative woo, but especially the Healy bullshit?
 
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I'm hopeful for a murder suicide. Dying in childbirth is almost unheard of in this day and age but Robyn's insistence on avoiding proper medical care is just the ticket to maybe make it happen.

Unfortunately the odds are against it, first birth is usually the hardest. Luna probably had the best shot at taking her out on the way out. Unless there's some unusual complication in the birth she'll probably shit it right out no problem.
 
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Lisa Frank Abomination said:
If she doesn't smother this one or drown it in the birthing pool, what's the over/under on Glenn leaving it brain-damaged from neglect?
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Moderate. He's been proven to ignore warning signs and listen to his woo wife even when it puts another in danger, so he'd probably delay getting it help even if it had half it's brains hanging out.
 
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Flourishing Pinecone ❧ said:
Look I know this is :optimistic: but maybe Luna will be allowed to die before the new one is born. But even if that happens, Atlas will be ignored for the new baby.

God these people are so fucking stupid it's painful.
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I wish but doubtful. Most likely, Buna will be relegated to accessory even more than she is, now. A tiny, seizing handbag for Robyn to creepy smile at in pictures.
 
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I've had a feeling for a while Robyn was desperately trying to be prego before Luna karks it. She needs a shiny new breastfeeding baby to replace the N supply. Atlas doesn't do it for her. He's daddy's rough tough little gym buddy she needs to roll the dice for another girl. Another go at a mini me mommy and daugher influencer duo. Matching outfits like the mother of the other Luna who was SO CLOSE to getting a thread but has DFEd.
Calling it now.
 
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Wine em Dine em 69 em said:
Oh great. Another few years of flapjack porn.
So is the ‘not getting pregnant while breastfeeding’ just an old wives tale?
And Glenn. Brah. Hahahahahahahahahaha are you insane?!?
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Exclusive breastfeeding when a baby is still feeding every few hours can suppress ovulation. It varies by the woman, so it's never been guaranteed birth control. Which is why Irish twins have always been a thing even when breastfeeding was the only option for women. But it's real enough and common enough to not be an old wives tale.

The ovulation suppression completely goes away once the kid starts eating real food, even if they still breastfeed some. Robin pushing a sleeping Atlas against her tit isn't breastfeeding at all, but even if he occasionally sucks a nipple, it's not consistent enough to have any effect on fertility.
 
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