Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

[Billie's Blues]

I so wish this guy was a satire, but fucking Clownworld has made satire redundant. It's hard to express how offensive this dickhead having an audience with the senile president was. I hope the FFS is a hideous botch. He asked for it.

And, JESUS, he looks oooooooold for this age.

 

[Inshallah Terven]

Quite a few troons report post-surgery depression, if he gets this (the aforementioned post-surgery depression--he undoubtably got FFS to some extent), which he clearly is already unhappy with his constant references to being lonely, I wonder if he'll have a little meltdown.

 

[Dr. Butt]

And, JESUS, he looks oooooooold for this age.

I haven't seen a birth certificate so right now I really do think he's 42 and very excited to finally "reveal" his real age during a lull in attention so his handmaidens can tell him how "amazing" and "young" he looks.

 

[NoReturn]

TikTok version of the upate video:

Filmed-pre-surgery ad for Aritizia

These people's (lack of) understanding of how surgery works is terrifying.

Updated sponsor list:

• Ulta
• Haus Labs (Lady Gaga's beauty brand)
• Crest Whitestrips
• Urban Decay
• Eos
• CeraVe
• MAC
• OkCupid
• JVN Hair
• Kate Spade
• Love Beauty and Planet (Unilever)
• Dr. Harrison Lee (Facial plastic surgery)
• Charlotte Tilbury
• Jessica Jade
• Tab Vintage
• Instacart
• WhatWigs
• KIND
• Asos
• Chime Banking
• Aritzia

 

[Fapcop]

He’s probably feeling what a lot of troons feel post surgery; Bliss and euphoria.

(From being doped up on morphine and Oxycodone.)

After a few weeks, the docs are going to cut him off, and reality will hit him like a ton of bricks.

That’s why troons always talk about “Post surgery depression” which is some of the dumbest shit ever. There is no such thing.

 

[One87five0]

Dylan claims his parents are supportive, right? I find it very strange that he appears to be recovering in the hospital alone. Perhaps his parents are just really private people, but I half expected his mother would at least make an appearance at his bedside. I dunno, dudes... I know it's been said repeatedly that Dylan seems really lonely and friendless, but it also seems like his family isn't involved in his life either, which is kind of fucking sad. I don't like troons and I think the ones who surgically mutilate themselves deserve whatever complications befall them, but if he's truly alone in the hospital, my heart still goes out to him.

 

[Barbarella]

We don’t know if his parents are there based on a ten second video.

Lip flip and rhino for sure. Gonna guess forehead reduction too, look where the drain bulb is. I think a jaw shave too, he won’t have such a square jaw.

Fillers-after he heals?

Dude went all on. He fell for it. Idiot.

 

[Fapcop]

I don't like troons and I think the ones who surgically mutilate themselves deserve whatever complications befall them, but if he's truly alone in the hospital, my heart still goes out to him.

Meh, fuck him. Think of the heartache he has caused his parents.

Instead of watching their son settle on a career path, building a life or starting a family, they got to see him do these batshit TikTok videos on “girlhood”.

For you and me it’s pathetic and funny to see a man in his 20ies try to become a wittle gurl. For his parents it must be heart wrenching and tragic.

But another thing entirely is that Dylan’s videos, for all their “quirky kweer” energy seem very… Lonely.

There’s never any friends of family in them. On the rare occasion there is another person, it either as a gimmick, some sponsored thing or another marketing led colab with another “creator”.

 

[ASeabear8952]

TikTok version of the upate video:
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If Thanos and Hannibal Lecter had a love child.

 

[Lead Sammich]

Dylan claims his parents are supportive, right? I find it very strange that he appears to be recovering in the hospital alone. Perhaps his parents are just really private people, but I half expected his mother would at least make an appearance at his bedside. I dunno, dudes... I know it's been said repeatedly that Dylan seems really lonely and friendless, but it also seems like his family isn't involved in his life either, which is kind of fucking sad. I don't like troons and I think the ones who surgically mutilate themselves deserve whatever complications befall them, but if he's truly alone in the hospital, my heart still goes out to him.

Hes probably just on the otherside of the country or something. His parents are def supportive of him, but yeah he is just a lonely person in general.

@Fapcop his parents dont really give a shit, they are pretty supportive actually. But yeah he doesnt have very many real friends, at least not on his videos.

 

[Unabomber Eleven]

Same AGP smirk

You’re in great company, Dylan

 

[𖦹Junkpop𖦹]

Jesus Christ, is surgery even gonna work for this faggot???? Is he just gonna look more uncanny like Samantha lux or blaire white????

 

[Unabomber Eleven]

Is he just gonna look more uncanny like Samantha lux or blaire white????

Here’s hoping

 

[Fapcop]

Jesus Christ, is surgery even gonna work for this faggot???? Is he just gonna look more uncanny like Samantha lux or blaire white????

Nah… Blaire White got some unusually tranny friendly genetics.

This fucker will just look like your average, skinny, wobbly kneed, ex twink gay bro with some very obvious work on top.

The only times plastic surgery looks good is when you’re very subtle with it. And there’s nothing subtle about his histrionic personality whatsoever.

 

[Rotter]

Wonder if his face surgery results are going to peak all the fangirls he seems to have amassed.

 

[GloriousScarf]

Wonder if his face surgery results are going to peak all the fangirls he seems to have amassed.

Well based on the FFS results I've seen in the SRS thread, he is going to look the exact same as before. However, being clown world, everyone will fawn over him and say how different he looks.

 

[YourFriendlyLurker 2.0]

You know people on KF often use the word "faggot". Faggot this, faggot that. But if someone asked me to show them an ideal, encyclopedian, scientifically proven example of faggot, it would be Dylan, hands down. A gay man so caught with faggotry that faggotry became him.

Hope he goes for bottom surgery in 2023, because FFS is some low-lvl bullshit. Go for 100% "gurlhood", Dylan.

 

[Disability Fat]

You know people on KF often use the word "faggot". Faggot this, faggot that. But if someone asked me to show them an ideal, encyclopedian, scientifically proven example of faggot, it would be Dylan, hands down. A gay man so caught with faggotry that faggotry became him.

Hope he goes for bottom surgery in 2023, because FFS is some low-lvl bullshit. Go for 100% "gurlhood", Dylan.

100% girlhood to shove his Tampax "not sponsorship" in.

 

[gaystoner]

Y'all this aint your normal troon.

If he wants painkillers to keep the high going he's going to get them. Drug addict arc LETS GO

 

[Naes]

TikTok version of the upate video:
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Ewww It just dawned on me...he is larping as Sandra Bullock.. seriously. he is copying her.