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I see two Skylanders games on his profile page, explicitly marked PS4. Did he buy new PS4 versions of his perfectly good PS3 games?
Also "Octodad: Dadliest Catch." Is he still trying to father Crystal?
FB 3/6 - Thanks For the PS4, Miss Kagney Lynn Moore
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I see two Skylanders games on his profile page, explicitly marked PS4. Did he buy new PS4 versions of his perfectly good PS3 games?
Also "Octodad: Dadliest Catch." Is he still trying to father Crystal?
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Probably, yes. Gotta use that life upgrade to its fullest potential.
Octodad kinda surprises me, but Chris has downloaded/bought good games on accident before.
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Lego Dimensions, a game that's nearly 100 bucks alone with $10-$30 add ons toys... and we know perfectly well Chris just can't say no to that!
Good to see he's not letting our tax dollars go to waste.
Oh right, the lie. How will Chris get out of this one.
"... Ok, I admit it. I bought it, but I'm sure y'all pointing fingers at me have splurged on yourself... What's the big deal if I buy it or not."
Because that welfare money could have been used to feed starving children or keeping them warm, but I'm sure they'll understand why you had to buy it and how it was essential to your life.
... Then the PS5 will hit, you'll bitch about how much you need it because every last system you owned isn't shiny enough to play anymore and you'll forget all about the PS4.
Good to see he's not letting our tax dollars go to waste.
Oh right, the lie. How will Chris get out of this one.
"... Ok, I admit it. I bought it, but I'm sure y'all pointing fingers at me have splurged on yourself... What's the big deal if I buy it or not."
Because that welfare money could have been used to feed starving children or keeping them warm, but I'm sure they'll understand why you had to buy it and how it was essential to your life.
... Then the PS5 will hit, you'll bitch about how much you need it because every last system you owned isn't shiny enough to play anymore and you'll forget all about the PS4.
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Because I'm bored (autistic), I did a count up for the cost of all the new PS4 games on the PSN profile. Note that these prices are for 'new condition' from Amazon.com. Chris may have gotten them for more or for less, but it's a rough guide. I used standard Destiny, not Taken King version. He may have gotten them from a bundle or digitally so keep that in mind too.
The total was just over $200.
To be fair to Chris, most of these games are a bit old now and are a lot cheaper than at launch. He hasn't gone and bought Far Cry: Primal or The Division. With the exception of Lego Dimensions, they were all under $30, so he's not been paying 'current gen' prices. Three brand new $60 games and a season pass would end up being the same amount. He just had a birthday so maybe some were gifts.
He did say he wanted to catch up and he is starting with the older/cheaper games. I just hope that after buying them all at once they last him a decent amount of time.
The total was just over $200.
To be fair to Chris, most of these games are a bit old now and are a lot cheaper than at launch. He hasn't gone and bought Far Cry: Primal or The Division. With the exception of Lego Dimensions, they were all under $30, so he's not been paying 'current gen' prices. Three brand new $60 games and a season pass would end up being the same amount. He just had a birthday so maybe some were gifts.
He did say he wanted to catch up and he is starting with the older/cheaper games. I just hope that after buying them all at once they last him a decent amount of time.
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See, I'll never get this argument because it's not as if Chris would have ever given that money to charity even if he didn't buy the PS4. It was either the PS4, or some other toy.
At the end of the day, it is Chris' money and he has the right to spend it however frivolously he wants, he has no more obligation to donate to charity than anyone else.
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You have a point, you're right. It's simply that it'd be better all around if Chris had no access to money. Period. That children are starving is a terrible reality of life. Chris begging for food with a steadily weakening voice, worn hoarse through hours and hours of soul-broken sobbing is straight-up hilarious.
Someone should monetize that shit and not give Chris any.
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I'm talking about people who can't get welfare and need it. There are people who need that money for food, clothing, and making sure they have shelter who are denied welfare while Chris get's the money and buys toys with it. Of course Chris would never think to help anyone who needed more... it's just infuriating he gets benefits that people don't who need it far more than he does for REAL emergencies but instead Chris gets that money and continues to wipe his ass with it.
Actually you can get the starter pack on sale for $40 and through a bunch of Amazon promotions I was able to get a huge number of 'fun packs' for a mere $2.49 each. The game is a lot cheaper than it looks because of how often it goes on sale. I anticipate my final costs of this pre-order I placed at Amazon back in December of the complete waves 3-5 to come in at around $48 total for all this crap once the remainder of the unreleased items ship (Amazon should be stacking on a 20% 'Prime member' bonus discount at ship time on top of all the promotions already stacked on top of this order and I paid with the Amazon Store Card which gets you 5% off all orders you place on Amazon)
Not that Chris is smart enough to not pay full price, mind you...
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Reading this title again, I can't help but think that Chris probably said it out loud at some point, and thought that he was very clever for making this basic fucking rhyme.
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Imagine if Christ really got a fucking stuff from strange woman but still haven't got china (tho hooker doesn't count).
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are we all just agreeing this is the next "chloe from gamestop?"
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I wanna bring this up because it's bugging me:
The fuck kinda name is Kagney? I know it's the name of a pornstar but that name doesn't roll off the tongue, it dies before it leaves the mouth and just lies there awkwardly.
Chris had all the female names in the world to choose from and he chose one that sounds like something someone with a really full mouth would accidentally say instead of a real word.
It doesn't even sound like a real person that exists, like it's obviously a fake name. He might as well have said that Tambley Lee Buttz sent it to him.
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Maybe her parents really liked Cagney & Lacey.
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Parentd like that are why kids get bullied at school.
Well that, and Chris' parents.
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I'm sorry that I'm a retard but can someone explain how we know he bought it himself? I don't really understand, I tried but I don't know the website he got it from or understand.
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I think it was Fingerhut.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/internet-detective-proves-chris-bought-the-ps4-himself.18249/
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Thank you, but how does that prove that Chris didn't get his ps4 from some heartsweet that Chris didn't care about creating from the ground up?
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One of Chris' "friends" posted to Facebook that he was lying about getting the PS4 from a fan. She had an email purportedly from Fingerhut with various information (UPS tracking number for the package, for example) to back up the fact that Chris ordered it and paid for it with a fingerhut credit card. This information appears to be legitimate.
Some people have pointed out that the email could be fake but contain real info, because a Fingerhut employee leaking customer information would be shitty. But most people agree that the more likely explanation is that Chris bought the PS4 for himself and lied about it.
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