🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Ralph confirms his location without confirming his location. All he's saying is how lovely the weather is and how cheaper the cost of living is.
It's weird out of all the cities in Mexico he specifically listed Merida.
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His tin Shack is close to downtown Merida.

It’s so cheap to live so well there that The Gunt is living in a concrete box the size of a deluxe prison cell.

A big heaping helping of cope from someone who was chased out of the US by his own lawlessness and his inability to afford to live in a decent place. Then his “it’s so cheap to live so well here!“ bullshit when everyone knows he lives in a box so small he left so many possessions that mean so much to him, including his mamma’s ashes, with the father of his forever fiancé.

 

[Hüftpriester]

Ethan Ralph is a coward who cries to the police when he gets his ass beat in Portugal. Now he's encouraging his few retarded followers to 'ambush' Alex Stein in person. I wonder how long it will take for this to backfire on him....

T/A

 

[UnLimiTed-Lbs]

Ethan went out for lunch on Christmas eve in Merida Mexico

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Ethan forgot to crop out the name of the restaurant and it turned out to be a place called La Casa De Los Abuelos


There's only two in the city of Merida and the closest one is a couple miles away from his home

There's a small section of the restaurant where parents can leave their children to relax and it matches the background of Ethan's photo

 

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Ethan went out for lunch on Christmas eve in Merida Mexico
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Ethan forgot to crop out the name of the restaurant and it turned out to be a place called La Casa De Los Abuelos
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There's only two in the city of Merida and the closest one is a couple miles away from his home
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There's a small section of the restaurant where parents can leave their children to relax and it matches the background of Ethan's photo
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They also have an English menu so that likely influenced their choice

menu- Mérida – inglés – La Casa de Los Abuelos | Restaurante Familiar

Normal local places are to scary for ralph so he has to stick to the corporate chain places that cater to tourists.

 

[Fannyscum]

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I know this joke gets made pretty frequently but I say this with complete honesty, no joking, zero irony - I thought this was a @John Andrews Stan edit:

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Good Lord Ethan lay off the horse filters

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Jesus Christ Ralph, you're married to fucking a dude.

 

[disavow]

Meigh is so bad at using filters. She is never a pretty woman but her attempts to make herself appear so make it even worse. Roz looks astoudingly like Ethan but she is a cute baby. Growing fast (remember she was a preemie!) Wholesome still. Merry Christmas, Guntlord.

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

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I know this joke gets made pretty frequently but I say this with complete honesty, no joking, zero irony - I thought this was a @John Andrews Stan edit:
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I dont wanna be mean to a poor baby who's already got it hard enough being born to a pill-popping alcoholic and a pedophile but man did god

 

[ulsterscotsman]

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I know this joke gets made pretty frequently but I say this with complete honesty, no joking, zero irony - I thought this was a @John Andrews Stan edit:
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You know things are fucked when Rozy looking like Ralph is actually a good thing.

 

[MeltyTW]

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I know this joke gets made pretty frequently but I say this with complete honesty, no joking, zero irony - I thought this was a @John Andrews Stan edit:
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Son of the mask looking motherfucker

 

[Farglemark]

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I know this joke gets made pretty frequently but I say this with complete honesty, no joking, zero irony - I thought this was a @John Andrews Stan edit:
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And I thought you were fucking around too, I had to go and double check that original tweet. They know they can retake a picture right? Why are they so red?

 

[Hüftpriester]

Meigh’s face is looking more warped and asymmetrical than ever before. She is quite the ghastly looking woman. Also wearing a shitty Yankee hat in a restaurant on Christmas Eve? In Mexico? Lmao, imagine being such white trash

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Meigh’s face is looking more warped and asymmetrical than ever before. She is quite the ghastly looking woman. Also wearing a shitty Yankee hat in a restaurant on Christmas Eve? In Mexico? Lmao, imagine being such white trash

It’s because the best they can do for Christmas decorations at home is a chalk outline on the cement wall. Gotta go to a Mexican restaurant for holiday cheer because they’re sure as shit ain’t any in the Gunt’s cell block.

All the big pretty Christmas trees and lots of snow are at grandpa and grandma’s in Rochester. Just think Rozy could have played in snow for her first Christmas but instead gets a shitty Mexican lunch, Sad.

 

[Lidl Drip]

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I know this joke gets made pretty frequently but I say this with complete honesty, no joking, zero irony - I thought this was a @John Andrews Stan edit:
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Amanda Morris might be the ugliest woman I have ever seen. That includes bitches like Chantal and Amberlynn who are 600 pounds but at least look like natal females. This is just straight up a dude and a hideous one at that.

 

[Irredemable Retardation]

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Looks like a homebrew mask made by a particularly unstable ay-lawgh.

 

[Unironic Ralphamale]

Ethan went out for lunch on Christmas eve in Merida Mexico

What a fucking faggot spending time with his family instead of on foxdick farms.
At least Rosana seems happy it was pretty based of the Ralphamale to name his daughter based on a Wax song

 

[Lidl Drip]

Its nice that Ralph spent Christmas with the people he truly cares about, daddy Jim and the a-logs.

No homemade dinner, no presents, no family, no tree, no decorations, no hot choccy by the fireplace cuddled up with loved ones. Instead Ralph spent Christmas with an annoying ugly bint he despises in a hot desert shithole eating cheap tacos while seething about his enemies and watching Mister Medicare. How utterly fucking tragic.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

You’re done Mister Metokur! Ethan Ralph has won! You can’t get those numbers up while people are celebrating the holidays with their family! Unlike a true Ralphamale who sat in his concrete shack hollering at ya with his horse fiancé and the baby cowering in the corner

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[IamnottheNSA]

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You’re done Mister Metokur! Ethan Ralph has won! You can’t get those numbers up while people are celebrating the holidays with their family! Unlike a true Ralphamale who sat in his concrete shack hollering at ya with his horse fiancé and the baby cowering in the corner

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Does this nigga really think anyone who is not a lonely fuck got over 5 hours to waste on this during a Christmas evening (especially with 4 hours of that time spent on superchats)? It's always been called "Lonely Fucks' Christmas Stream" for a reason - it's entertainment for those of us who have literally nothing better to do during that time of the year.
But OK, Ralph, if we're going along with this weird e-peen-measuring contest, try to count how much money Jim made during that stream alone.

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when the pretender is dubious