Off-Topic Troon sightings in the wild

[Cherry Eyed Hamster]

Saw a dude at my local brew pub a couple days ago coming in with a full beard and Gandalf hair wearing a long hot pink spaghetti strap dress and 5-inch red stiletto heels. He had these garishly long black coffin nails, tatted arms, a septum piercing, and his disgusting chest hair was bulging from the v-neck of his dress. Dude looked like a Sicilian mafia boss in shitty fucking drag, and because I live in a liberal shithole people were referring to him with female pronouns like it was the most normal thing in the world.

I miss the age when these people were laughed at.

 

[Chicken of the woods]

There is a guy in our sports club who has learning difficulties. He is quite annoying but people are mostly tolerant of him and look after him. He turned up for club's Christmas drinks wearing stilettos, lurex trousers and a blouse that he possibly made himself. Says he's known since he was a child that he was "really" a girl and plans to start HRT in 2023.

Yet another person with ADHD, Asperger's etc who sees transitioning as the magic bullet that will solve all his problems, it's depressing. Though tbf it was fucking brave of him to go out on the lash in our city centre dressed like that.

 

[Cringe newfag]

There is a guy in our sports club who has learning difficulties. He is quite annoying but people are mostly tolerant of him and look after him. He turned up for club's Christmas drinks wearing stilettos, lurex trousers and a blouse that he possibly made himself. Says he's known since he was a child that he was "really" a girl and plans to start HRT in 2023.

Yet another person with ADHD, Asperger's etc who sees transitioning as the magic bullet that will solve all his problems, it's depressing. Though tbf it was fucking brave of him to go out on the lash in our city centre dressed like that.

Well, is it really bravery if he's genuinely autistic? They do stuff and it doesn't even click with them to feel embarrassed. (Or understand that it could get them in trouble)

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

More than two/fewer than ten consecutive TIMs were at the hospital's clinic, the first one a granny-tranny, all of them there for mammograms. The poor mammo techs are all women, of course, and they're absolutely not allowed to even show discomfort in situations like this, much less refuse physical contact with a patient. What makes this all the more remarkable is the fact that this is a military hospital operating exclusively on your tax dollars, fellow Burgerlanders. So uh, welcome to Biden's America, I guess.

 

[Cringe newfag]

More than two/fewer than ten consecutive TIMs were at the hospital's clinic, the first one a granny-tranny, all of them there for mammograms. The poor mammo techs are all women, of course, and they're absolutely not allowed to even show discomfort in situations like this, much less refuse physical contact with a patient. What makes this all the more remarkable is the fact that this is a military hospital operating exclusively on your tax dollars, fellow Burgerlanders. So uh, welcome to Biden's America, I guess.

Is that something they even need to worry about, particularly?

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Is that something they even need to worry about, particularly?

Men can get mammary tumors (rarely) and I'd imagine overdosing on estrogen probably increases whatever baseline risk exists for any given guy so it's at least a theoretical risk.

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

Is that something they even need to worry about, particularly?

I kind of hope so, now that I think about it.

 

[PC LOAD LETTER]

Men can get mammary tumors (rarely) and I'd imagine overdosing on estrogen probably increases whatever baseline risk exists for any given guy so it's at least a theoretical risk.

Rod Roddy, one of America's most well-known announcers, died in 2003 from breast cancer.

I went to the grocery store to finish up a few last things for the holiday weekend and in the freezer case, I saw a young looking man stocking shelves, probably no older than his late 20s. I only saw him from behind at first; I thought he was just a really fruity gay femboy as he had shoulder length hair, black, ripped jean Daisy Dukes, knee-high socks, and Converse high tops. Then he turned around and I saw him from the front - I believe I saw a silver barbell eyebrow piercing, and I know I saw lavender-colored SJW glasses. The real icing on the cake, though, was the array of tranny pins on his apron - trans pride flags, lesbian pride flags (of course), she/her pronoun pins, and his employee name tag was something along the lines of "Hello, my name is DANIELLE."

While I'm thinking about it, I'm also reminded of a time I was traveling and stopped in a Starbucks where I was served by a tranny wearing similar pins but also included a few "dainty uwu" kind of pins. It didn't help this man's case that his body was built exactly like Boogie2988's.

(edit: spelling)

 

[The Silent Perjority]

Went out for a beer in London the other week, ended up in Wardour Street, it's Troon central. TIFs working behind the bars and ludicrous, wide shouldered men teetering up and down the road in mini skirts. Perhaps there's a club there or something.
Laugh out loud funny.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Well, I usually keep trans people to myself, since most are genuinely hanging out or are just misfits in a misfit sub culture (really, there's some nice people out there), but this brick shithouse of a person was wearing this curious pattern:



I saw Rioley's thread one two many times and knew too much furry and tumblr drama. I had a horrible feeling it was part of an adult diapers line... and it fucking was. Apparently it belongs to a brand called Rearz, and you can look it up yourself but you can get your Islamic content fix there.

I didn't shame him for it- I couldn't be bothered. It was generic enough of a pattern that it could be most kawaii inspired things, but the fact that the owner was around 6ft tall with shoulder length frayed brown hair (and some grays at the temples), wearing the pattern as a hoodie under a set of khaki overalls that looked a little too small for them, and Doc Martin type boots that were black with pink accents made me think of several internet oddities we watch out for and I had to go and search that brand logo name. At least he acted normal to customer service since he was alone and such.

I'll just make sure to keep an eye out for people like him at the next convention I go to and make sure they stay away from children.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Another sighting in the wild here, on Christmas Eve. Out and about, what grabbed my attention were the very obvious male gangly legs and knobbly knees, in sheer black tights sticking out at a very manly angle from a mini skirt while riding a bike through the park. Unisex black jacket, no makeup, longish black hair in a man bun, lots of stubble. If the leg shape didn’t immediately give it away, the angle of his legs and stance as he rode the bike absolutely did, way before I saw the face and the stubble. Pure chavvy bloke on the way to the weed dealer and offie (Britbongs will know exactly what I mean). Yet another early 20s guy, yet another case of it doesn’t matter how you dress, the way you move will announce your sex loud and clear.

Wearing a mini skirt in just above freezing while riding a bike isn’t something sane women would do. Cooming is way more important, I guess.

Oh, and the bike had a crossbar, of course.

 

[Astro Loafo]

Trooning is becoming more commonplace.

In my old job. My boss who is in his 50s just went full Caitlin Jenner. And over night just wore dresses and started taking hormones. He went from a hard ass to full sissy troon mentality. I was able to find out he had been with some psychologist for over a year. Then just came out full troon.

It's a pattern I've found a lot in "hun" troons. Even in disguise as I've entered trans groups. I keep finding that trooning is encouraged. Even at hun levels. It's either I struggled with my dysphoria for years and then when I realized I was a girl the therapist say, welcome home. Or the typical, don't you know I have dysphoria! Which means I'm in CONSTANT PAIN. So you're either with us or against us. And we'll fucking dox you.


It's a very sad very mad world.

 

[Fapcop]

If you haven’t seen a troon IRL, it’s hard to describe.

Pictures don’t do the phenomenon justice. But when you see one in the flesh, there’s a total disconnect between their body, their proportions, the way they move and their mannerisms, and the female clothes their wear.

Even looking at them from behind, without ever seeing their face, you can instantly tell that something is wrong.

It’s quite fascinating really. You brain is screaming “DOES NOT COMPUTE” but it takes you a few seconds before you realize it’s a troon in the flesh.

 

[Fapcop]

Behold… The troon in the wild!

I was walking down the street, when suddenly my brain suddebly goes on high alert: Something weird, unnatural and unfamiliar is afoot.

Looking up, I immediately notice what somewhat looks like a woman from behind. Except the proportions are totally out of wack, and that walk is unlike anything I’ve ever seen a woman move like.



I follow the ungainly creature into a burger joint, mesmerized at the unusual sight of an AGP ogre IRL:



Le famous “Fair maiden daintily leaning on counter”-pose!




Notice the skirt length, lol!





Such delicate, little lady hands!

 

[one_time_user]

short skirt, manspread, so feminine

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Behold… The troon in the wild!

I was walking down the street, when suddenly my brain suddebly goes on high alert: Something weird, unnatural and unfamiliar is afoot.

Looking up, I immediately notice what somewhat looks like a woman from behind. Except the proportions are totally out of wack, and that walk is unlike anything I’ve ever seen a woman move like.

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I follow the ungainly creature into a burger joint, mesmerized at the unusual sight of an AGP ogre IRL:

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Le famous “Fair maiden daintily leaning on counter”-pose!


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Notice the skirt length, lol!

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Such delicate, little lady hands!

Fuck me, a beast in a frock indeed, good catch!

No matter how much they scream for acceptance, they’ll never get anything more than people humouring them to keep them quiet. Troons look fucking laughably ridiculous, they know it, we know it, and they live their entire existence on edge waiting for it to be pointed out. What a way to live a life!

 

[Disability Fat]

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Notice the skirt length, lol!

The look on the guy's face at the top of the stairs is priceless.

The troon probably wore such a short dress so as to act out the common female situation in movies and TV shows of "oh no, my dress is too short! Oopsie! Don't sneak a peek, boys! " He probably has a humiliation and/or exhibitionist fetish on top of AGP.

 

[The Hoh Rainforest]

He probably has a humiliation and/or exhibitionist fetish on top of AGP.

AGP is a humiliation/exhibitionism fetish. This isn't a deluded hun. This is a man getting off in public on his own humiliation and the power he has over everyone that he meets, because he is forcing you to play along in his fetish and you can't say no under penalty of reputation destruction.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

This guy in the background is my favorite detail. He knows what just walked by, and he does not approve.

 

[Mine is the Fury]

I get troons in my venue from time to time. Usually Asian. Mostly they're fine and don't cause trouble, except for a few incidents where little groups of them will take selfies in the ladies bathroom and other patrons have an issue with it. I'll say this about the Asians though, they really put the effort in. Even if they don't pass at all, they still try. The Caucasians usually look more like this creatura.

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There's about 3 or 4 of these things that show up semi-regularly. Sometimes alone, sometimes with one or two others. Never had an issue with them, they're just bizarre to see.