The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Xanax and Wine]

Not the Total Retard War I was expecting but a welcome one nonetheless

 

[CalderaScar]

Is Sky even at the Tranch anymore? Or has Penny done a Shelley Miscavaige on him?

 

[White Devil]

Yoko is a name Paul gave to his gun. Kindness wasn't around yet during the Earl saga.

It's funny because Paul had the DMR, would you really want someone right up at the gate with a DMR?

 

[Goofy Logic]

Not sure what he's talking about here, tbh. Interesting that he's calling Paul a "Pogue" though...
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That definition (and the twitfag using it) was written by someone who has only heard the phonetical version of it.

It's POG - "Personnel Other than Grunt", and typically refers to the (usually office) staff seen in a military unit other than the actual infantry. Comics like Terminal Lance indicate they are treated far differently than the grunts, and so are disliked as a result.

 

[AnOminous]

Imagine being such a complete cuck you put up with cancerous, AIDS-riddled parasites squatting on your property murdering alpacas, and you just put up with them sassing you online on top of that. Boner is such a weakling.

 

[Temperance]

Still no response from Penny or the other Tranchers aside from Fedposter J's earlier tweets.
Paul/Bonnie has tweeted a few more times:

Spoiler: Replies to other people

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If the tranchers really wanted to help the people of Pine Ridge, they could donate to help purchase badly needed propane...but that wouldn't provide any photo ops for social media or get rid of their trash.

I wonder if Penny happened to read your post, because he made a related tweet yesterday.

Except he didn't feel the need to include a donation link for some reason, and he also hasn't bothered to reply to this person who asked a follow-up question.
It's like an 8 hour drive from the Tranch to Pine Ridge, so I'm skeptical that they're going to make this trip when they're already having a bunch of problems at home. It doesn't even make any sense in the first place to haul firewood that far instead of just donating money directly to the reservation.

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Is Sky even at the Tranch anymore? Or has Penny done a Shelley Miscavaige on him?

He left sometime early this year, although he's still on good terms with the Tranchers. He apparently shows up for their game nights every once in awhile.

 

[Ninon42]

TRA-NNY WA-CO TRA-NNY WA-CO TRA-NNY WA-CO!
And fucking really, Fat Paul?

Trying to rewrite history like he wasn't thinking with his flaccid li'l Paul and wanted some crazy T-atrophied pussy. He attempted to bring Alyssa to the tranch as some weirdass polycule member with him and Sky, despite claiming to be asexual until he got a shot at the absolute lowest tier Z-grade real thing. It was only Kindness's Blind Alice larp and general BPD munchiness which made Phil and Sky force Fatty to make a choice between the tranch and Kindness. Tbh Sky had every fucking right to be angry that his married partner brought home a walking pile of crazy from a furcon to join their dysfunctional relationship without asking his consent first. You might try and forget, Paul, but Kiwi Farms remembers.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I am really enjoying the "Boner's Revenge" episode.

Hi-fucking-larious that he brought in Kindness for her role in "project management."

I.e. he brought a blind, epileptic baby robot bird in to run the place and take charge of everyone's mental health.

Like I can think of a dozen ways for the tranch to be more viable, and none of them involve bringing in another useless eater.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I am really enjoying the "Boner's Revenge" episode.

Hi-fucking-larious that he brought in Kindness for her role in "project management."

I.e. he brought a blind, epileptic baby robot bird in to run the place and take charge of everyone's mental health.

This is the essence of why I love the tranch so much: everyone's a retard. There isn't one brain cell among the lot of them.

 

[AnOminous]

This is the essence of why I love the tranch so much: everyone's a retard. There isn't one brain cell among the lot of them.

It's almost like irl It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia with every character being absolutely repulsive so no matter what happens to them it's funny.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I wonder if null has ever considered putting stenographic data in the uploaded images here, as I suspect data is about to be used to go nuclear on someone’s ass and it’s be hilarious to prove they’re sourcing it from the farms.

 

[Souji Tendou]

Still no response from Penny or the other Tranchers aside from Fedposter J's earlier tweets.
Paul/Bonnie has tweeted a few more times:
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Spoiler: Replies to other people

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I wonder if Penny happened to read your post, because he made a related tweet yesterday.
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Except he didn't feel the need to include a donation link for some reason, and he also hasn't bothered to reply to this person who asked a follow-up question.
It's like an 8 hour drive from the Tranch to Pine Ridge, so I'm skeptical that they're going to make this trip when they're already having a bunch of problems at home. It doesn't even make any sense in the first place to haul firewood that far instead of just donating money directly to the reservation.

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He left sometime early this year, although he's still on good terms with the Tranchers. He apparently shows up for their game nights every once in awhile.

I've said it before, but the ranch's way of dealing with criticism is just "pretend it does not exist!" same way they havent really said much about us existing + saying they have never looked at their own threads. Despite that theres actual ex-ranchers who've gone on record to state that they read their own threads. Clearly, if they do not promote it, it doesnt exist, right?

 

[Cpt. Stud Beefpile]

Odds that the entire Tranch is flat out repossessed?

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

TRA-NNY WA-CO TRA-NNY WA-CO TRA-NNY WA-CO!
And fucking really, Fat Paul?
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Trying to rewrite history like he wasn't thinking with his flaccid li'l Paul and wanted some crazy T-atrophied pussy. He attempted to bring Alyssa to the tranch as some weirdass polycule member with him and Sky, despite claiming to be asexual until he got a shot at the absolute lowest tier Z-grade real thing. It was only Kindness's Blind Alice larp and general BPD munchiness which made Phil and Sky force Fatty to make a choice between the tranch and Kindness. Tbh Sky had every fucking right to be angry that his married partner brought home a walking pile of crazy from a furcon to join their dysfunctional relationship without asking his consent first. You might try and forget, Paul, but Kiwi Farms remembers.

Yer, as straight laced as Bonnie comes off in his tweet thread, he still made me realize that no Tranny can run a company.

He says lot of things which I’m like “yas kween slay!” But in the middle drops in;
“I tried to bring kindness as a project manager/trauma counselor” and very conveniently left out of the fact that he was fucking her and that Kindness is as stable as a house of cards left out in the rain.

Like Bonnie, dude, you don’t need a project manager. You need someone actually has ranching experience. The problem is people who work outdoors and have the relative skills normally don’t end up being disgusting malformed transvestites.

Also thinking that kindness could be trusted with anything more than ordering bagels just shows how bad your management skills are.

It would be a lot more powerful if Bonnie would just not mention kindness. but oh well these guys are all just perverts at the end of the day so I can’t be that surprised. I wish Bonnie luck in his endeavors but it seems like the tranny Twitter sphere are not happy one bit.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Yer, as straight laced as Bonnie comes off in his tweet thread, he still made me realize that no Tranny can run a company.

He says lot of things which I’m like “yas kween slay!” But in the middle drops in;
“I tried to bring kindness as a project manager/trauma counselor” and very conveniently left out of the fact that he was fucking her and that Kindness is as stable as a house of cards left out in the rain.

Like Bonnie, dude, you don’t need a project manager. You need someone actually has ranching experience. The problem is people who work outdoors and have the relative skills normally don’t end up being disgusting malformed transvestites.

Also thinking that kindness could be trusted with anything more than ordering bagels just shows how bad your management skills are.

It would be a lot more powerful if Bonnie would just not mention kindness. but oh well these guys are all just perverts at the end of the day so I can’t be that surprised. I wish Bonnie luck in his endeavors but it seems like the tranny Twitter sphere are not happy one bit.

Troons, like commies, are parasites and when the entire organism is nothing but parasites it’s gonna fail.

Though boner killing the tranch with kindness is kinda strangely poetical.

 

[AssignedEva]

Yer, as straight laced as Bonnie comes off in his tweet thread, he still made me realize that no Tranny can run a company.

He says lot of things which I’m like “yas kween slay!” But in the middle drops in;
“I tried to bring kindness as a project manager/trauma counselor” and very conveniently left out of the fact that he was fucking her and that Kindness is as stable as a house of cards left out in the rain.

Like Bonnie, dude, you don’t need a project manager. You need someone actually has ranching experience. The problem is people who work outdoors and have the relative skills normally don’t end up being disgusting malformed transvestites.

Also thinking that kindness could be trusted with anything more than ordering bagels just shows how bad your management skills are.

It would be a lot more powerful if Bonnie would just not mention kindness. but oh well these guys are all just perverts at the end of the day so I can’t be that surprised. I wish Bonnie luck in his endeavors but it seems like the tranny Twitter sphere are not happy one bit.

No no, he brings up her project management skills in relation to providing a refuge. At that point in time she'd been acting as a live in nanny for two children and somehow holding it down as a job, along with having an "animal rescue" (all the rats are now deceased). When Kindness arrived on the tranch she instantly got to work on cleaning and doing laundry.

The project management skills are Bonnie's way of saying Kindness could have been a bangmaid and made the tranch less of a disgusting pit - he was genuinely surprised when that plan didn't work out. Of course she probably would have still gone full time munchie like she has now.

It's ironic because we previously thought Bonnie was semi-competent, not least because of his criticism of Kevin et al - "the (tranch) is not a dating service".

 

[Peru oso donas]

It surprises me how once the fallout between Paul and the Tranch happened it took each side less than a second to admit what was already said in this thread. Since the start of the thread we said that the Tranch operated like a cult, that they wasted money on meme guns and tacticool gear, that them claiming to be self sustainable while opening GoFundMes left and right, and that they knew jack shit about basic husbandry stuff, all of which Paul denied until Phil cockblocked him, then everything we said was true. And we also said that Bonner was a sad landlord attempt that did jack shit for the tranch (even if it looked like he did more compared to the parasites Kevin and Jen) all of which Jarrod denied while claiming to be best buds with Paul, until shit went down and now that he is asking for the money they owe he is everything negative we have said about him, again.

 

[AnOminous]

It would be a lot more powerful if Bonnie would just not mention kindness. but oh well these guys are all just perverts at the end of the day so I can’t be that surprised. I wish Bonnie luck in his endeavors but it seems like the tranny Twitter sphere are not happy one bit.

Boner is obviously a straight male, he immediately ditched the tranch the instant he got access to the pussy of even a repulsively horrible female.

 

[Box Tie]

Imagine presenting this rational put-upon facade when you're the one who entrusted Phillip "chewin side" Logue to take the shit land you couldn't afford to ranch the shit livestock that experienced ranchers can barely break even on given good land and somehow not only make a profit, but so much of it they could run a self-sustaining network of trans-havens compounds off of it within years.

None of this would have happened without you Bonny, you signed off on Phillip "sheepdog" Logue bringing his two layabout dependents, forever nuking the possibility of the ranch community forming any kind of solidarity between the housed and trailer caste. I'm sure it was very motivating for the unpaid labor to look out the window of their freezing shacks at the insulated, heated and plumbed dome where Phillip's most infamous layabout sat around playing Overwatch on the ailing power infrastructure all day, making an ass of themselves and the whole project while they themselves were barely tolerated in the house.

It was all good until you decided to compound the misery by bringing your own fucktoy layabout into the picture. How stupid were you to think Phillip would let you, or that all the performative progressivism you fucks live and breathe would enable you to bring Kindness into the house? Phillip used you and you were dumb enough to let it happen just so that you could belong. Then soon as you find yourself a new anchor, your blinders suddenly fall away and you discovery Phillip is a toxic cult leader. Dumb, dumb, dumb.

Then you run, you hide and crawl up in that wonderful BPD skeleton pussy you discovered to lick your wounds before returning to try and take your pound of flesh at the 11th hour.

Well guess what Bonny, you're too late. Phillip worked out an escape plan, they're "expanding" the ranch to his moms house, expanding just enough to allow him and his two kink projects to move away, leaving you with debt, trashed property and mountains of alpaca shit. The worst part is, you could have prevented all of this.

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[AnOminous]

Troon-on-troon violence is the most hilarious thing.