Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Jimmy Tarleton]

This thread grew faster than Tommy Tooter's thread, DSP's first thread, Yaniv's thread when "wax my balls" was national news, and even Brianna Wu's first thread at the height of Gamergate. We'd probably be over 3000 pages on this thread if Null hadn't locked it for a while and the site hadn't been down.

Being a vindictive groomer does that I suppose.

 

[Johnny Glamour]

Still baffling to me that up to this day, with all the shenanigans he pulled, no serious brush with the law has happened.
2023... Do something!

 

[Kees H]

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As Lucas is reading this thread he must be triggered by some of the things we say, as he's now at least putting on a fuckload of make-up to try to be a woman in pretty much everything he's making online the last couple of weeks. Lucas, please, you will never be a woman, just stop trying.

 

[Got Milk!]

I think I figured out where Lucas was planning to next after his midway stop at a luxury apartment. That was just a stopping point before the big times.

 

[stillgay]

What are your Keffals predictions for 2023?
My bets are on

• Slowly fades into obscurity, streaming to fewer and fewer viewers before quietly stopping.
• Gets metoo'd over a "consent accident" from years ago.
• Has a media redemption arch during a slow news week, leading to a hilarious manic meltdown.
• Pretends to attempt suicide for attention, then disappears when even the simps call him out for it.

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

What are your Keffals predictions for 2023?
My bets are on

• Slowly fades into obscurity, streaming to fewer and fewer viewers before quietly stopping.
• Gets metoo'd over a "consent accident" from years ago.
• Has a media redemption arch during a slow news week, leading to a hilarious manic meltdown.
• Pretends to attempt suicide for attention, then disappears when even the simps call him out for it.

I don’t think Lucas has any No Dong style consent accident stories. He is way to much of a a socially stilted neet whose autism only allows him to function somewhat on the internet. He is creepy coomer groomer but only through the confines of the internet. To socially retarded for real life consent accidents.

 

[ThatDumbPhilosopher]

What are your Keffals predictions for 2023?
My bets are on

• Slowly fades into obscurity, streaming to fewer and fewer viewers before quietly stopping.
• Gets metoo'd over a "consent accident" from years ago.
• Has a media redemption arch during a slow news week, leading to a hilarious manic meltdown.
• Pretends to attempt suicide for attention, then disappears when even the simps call him out for it.

Null said he would detransition though

 

[Roak]

From discord


This is a very rapey joke Lucas... But to be fair all his jokes about having sex always end with the person being autistic or retarded in some kind of way

 

[ThatDumbPhilosopher]

From discord
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This is a very rapey joke Lucas... But to be fair all his jokes about having sex always end with the person being autistic or retarded in some kind of way

You know what they say about those who claims to have sex all the time...
And Lucas here cannot even have sex since all he have is an open wound which is rotting even more day after day.

 

[Dread First]

From discord
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This is a very rapey joke Lucas... But to be fair all his jokes about having sex always end with the person being autistic or retarded in some kind of way

For anyone who thinks that Lucas could've fit in here on Kiwi Farms in the alternate timeline where he didn't become a disgusting eunuch, please stop lying to yourselves. This is the man who's responsible for how many contributions to the random_text.txt ticker at the very top of the site? Lucas in the alternate timeline would still have a thread because he would've been halal'd for being an autistic NEET incel.

 

[ForTheHoard]

For anyone who thinks that Lucas could've fit in here on Kiwi Farms in the alternate timeline where he didn't become a disgusting eunuch, please stop lying to yourselves. This is the man who's responsible for how many contributions to the random_text.txt ticker at the very top of the site? Lucas in the alternate timeline would still have a thread because he would've been halal'd for being an autistic NEET incel.

To be fair, a lot of the farmers that spiral out into lolcowdom tend to be notable posters before doing so. CIA Nigger comes to mind.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

From discord
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This is a very rapey joke Lucas... But to be fair all his jokes about having sex always end with the person being autistic or retarded in some kind of way

I don't understand, what part of letting her watch the trains means she'll willingly have sex with you?

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

What are your Keffals predictions for 2023?

• Pretends to attempt suicide for attention, then disappears when even the simps call him out for it.

This one. The decline in viewership and media attention ship has sailed and this sped is too attention addicted to fade away gracefully. Fake suicide arc, possibly blamed on the Farms or Destiny or both, and this time no one buys it cause most people learned what a useless lying sack of shit this cow is.

 

[Markass the Worst]

I don't understand, what part of letting her watch the trains means she'll willingly have sex with you?

Keffals is a creepy incel troon who thinks all he has to do to get women is to satisfy their desires and they'll fall head over heels for him.

 

[Neil]

Null said he would detransition though

Sorry but Dear Feeder is 100% wrong on this one. Lucas is past the point of no return on transitioning considering he already paid to have a Thai doctor cut a hole into his crotch and toss his dick away. Lucas is a eunuch for life, and still just as male as he's always been, regardless of if he grows his hair out long and wears makeup or not.

That check has been cashed.

a lot of the farmers that spiral out into lolcowdom tend to be notable posters before doing so. CIA Nigger comes to mind.

He was already a lolcow under the alias Gligar13Vids before he exposed himself by trying to delete Byuu's thread. I don't know how the fuck he became a KF mod in the first place though.

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This is just pathetic. He's really trying to claw in every direction to try and hold onto his 15 minutes of fame.

He looks like Meigh in this thumbnail, which is about the most "feminine" he'll ever get. The average person can still see that he is very obviously a man in lipstick, however.

 

[Brutality]

yet another creature from Lucas' discord

he never posted "that one" so I'm not entirely sure what he's referring to. but this guy also thinks of himself as a philosopher

imagine your highest claim to fame being a janny lmao.

 

[Strangolapreti]

From discord
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This is a very rapey joke Lucas... But to be fair all his jokes about having sex always end with the person being autistic or retarded in some kind of way

The ideal GF for Keffals is retarded Casca from berserk: low functioning autistic, almost completely unable to defend herself and thanks to her brand, disguating creatures like Keffals itself are always capable to track her no matter what, so that it can get another (equally disfigured) man to try have sex with whenever tired of her.

 

[RotPockets]

From discord
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This is a very rapey joke Lucas... But to be fair all his jokes about having sex always end with the person being autistic or retarded in some kind of way

The other one is even worse.

I don't understand, what part of letting her watch the trains means she'll willingly have sex with you?

I think he is implying she is so retarded she doesn’t realize he is fucking her, like Chris-Chan plowing his dementia addled mother as she babbles and drools in a stupor.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

I don’t think Lucas has any No Dong style consent accident stories. He is way to much of a a socially stilted neet whose autism only allows him to function somewhat on the internet. He is creepy coomer groomer but only through the confines of the internet. To socially retarded for real life consent accidents.

Superpower Unlocked: Too autistic to rape.

 

[Whatthefuckever]

He's just put out an absolutely retarded attempt at a gotcha video, you can guess exactly where it is going just from the title. I am afraid i don't know what the archiving process is, and I have been christmas drinking, so am unlikely to be able to follow instructions.

'Why I regret the surgery'

Why I regret the surgery

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www.youtube.com

The dribbling morons who follow him are completely falling for it though, which is probably why Lucas imagines he is much smarter than he actually is.