Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Kosher Salt]

It's not true at all that lawyers only have ethical responsibilities towards their client. Lawyer disciplinary agencies absolutely can and do take action against lawyers for their actions relating to third parties to the extent that it relates to their practice of law. In general, random people in the street aren't involved in lawyers' practice of law.

Random people on the street are involved in the lawyer's practice of law about as much as random people on Twitter are. In general, they're not. Situationally, they could be, but it depends on the situation.

I thought about trying to caveat that, but I left it at "any particular ethical obligations." Because yes, they have professional responsibilities toward everyone, random people they meet on the street included, but only to the extent that it relates to their practice of law, which is slim. They have particular ethical obligations toward their clients.

 

[ThisHill2DieOn]

Taking bets on how long it takes before printout LR lingerie cum covered pics get sent to Rackets.
x2 Bonus pool on how many pics before he talks about it on stream.

 

[Phillip Green]

The best part was that Kurt is so oblivious to being a fat detestable retard that he then sat there and smugged on stream for a solid hour or so while chatting on Nick's Locals that he was totally in the right.

The funniest part of that whole episode was watching Kurt's retarded expression throughout. Even before the incel rage event, he was staring into his camera psychotically, not getting jokes and scowling when others laughed.

The insanity of the man thinking that just because everyone else on the panel also disagreed with some boomer mom's shit takes on the dating market somehow validates his hysterical freakout was a thing of wonder. Even with Runkle and Rob (who had been shitting on Megan in a more sane manner) reacting with "dude wtf" and "cmon man", it wasn't enough to register. Nothing short of his e-friends telling him he's literally being a fucking retard would prevent him from claiming a W in this encounter. Megan's justified look of disgust and pity to his tearful confession of incel suicidal ideation resulting in a further impotent raging was just the perfect cherry on top.

More amazing is that when he sobered up the next day, he showed no sign of embarrassment or shame, as any actual sane adult man would. Instead he went on for days about how "vindicated" he felt. Truly astounding.

He's got the perfect mix of personality disorders to be a bountiful lolcow. I don't envy the next OKCupid consultant he hires though...

 

[Captain Manning]

Just had a look at his Social Blade out of curiosity. He's lost about 1k subs over December. Which without context is strange as almost all channels experience growth during the holydays.

I'm sure that's his cope. It's absolutely great for him to be hemorrhaging viewers.

I dunno how his views are doing (probably not that great), but a 1K loss in subs in a month, when you have 477K, isn't the worst thing ever. Not compared to other dumpster fires we've all seen. Projared is a perfect example of a catastrophic subscriber loss.

My takeaway from Projared is that your chances of hemorrhaging subs is much higher if you are accused of fuckery involving minors, and/or you have a huge shitlib audience that will unsub just to virtue signal. Nick doesn't seem to really have either problem. Although his comments about how he hopes his kids see their parents lewds is definitely pushing the envelope.

One thing I have noticed though is that Nick's Youtube audience seems less engaged and more bitter than ever. Given that his chat is set to subscribers only, I suspect more than a few want to stay subscribed just so they can take potshots at him via chat. That could be blunting a larger sub loss.

I know some people are hoping Nick implodes into a black hole, but TBH, the way I see this playing out is that he loses a lot of relevance and respect he once had, but basically keeps plodding along. Again, a lot like Dick Masterson. I dunno who the hell watches Masterson's degenerate ass these days, but he apparently still has loyal followers.

Isn't that fucking blasphemous in addition to being deviant?

Yes, and yes.

However, by now, I would hope we're all on the same page that the Christian values he professed to have was part of the grift.

 

[DarkSydeHyde]

Isn't that fucking blasphemous in addition to being deviant?

Just like 7 deadly sins contest.

 

[ThisHill2DieOn]

He also has a sex swing. He explicitly mentioned it on a stream in the recent past. A little dungeon given the current knowledge isn't a totally unreasonable speculation.

This shit took retardely long to look up because Adam Carolla has zero SEO and his YT is wtf. Go to this link https://adamcarolla.com/fat-mike/ and click the second one, @9:55 Fat Mike from NOFX talks about his sex dungeon. It's just a room. Rackets is always always talking about ad-ons to his house.

 

[Local Fed]

The funniest part of that whole episode was watching Kurt's retarded expression throughout. Even before the incel rage event, he was staring into his camera psychotically, not getting jokes and scowling when others laughed.

The insanity of the man thinking that just because everyone else on the panel also disagreed with some boomer mom's shit takes on the dating market somehow validates his hysterical freakout was a thing of wonder. Even with Runkle and Rob (who had been shitting on Megan in a more sane manner) reacting with "dude wtf" and "cmon man", it wasn't enough to register. Nothing short of his e-friends telling him he's literally being a fucking retard would prevent him from claiming a W in this encounter. Megan's justified look of disgust and pity to his tearful confession of incel suicidal ideation resulting in a further impotent raging was just the perfect cherry on top.

More amazing is that when he sobered up the next day, he showed no sign of embarrassment or shame, as any actual sane adult man would. Instead he went on for days about how "vindicated" he felt. Truly astounding.

He's got the perfect mix of personality disorders to be a bountiful lolcow. I don't envy the next OKCupid consultant he hires though...

As someone who thoroughly enjoyed that entire ordeal, one thing that I've yet to see anyone touch upon (including myself after it took place) is how funny it was watching Kurt while that guy from Alabama (I forget his name, he was wearing a black shirt) was going on about how he bangs every woman on Tinder that's within a 50 mile radius.

For anyone who may now go back and watch the birthday stream episode from the start, it's something worth focusing in on a bit for another layer of funny before the freak out. I wonder if hearing that guy go on and on about how he has a roster of sluts helped Kurt go from 0 to "I'm going to make this stream one for the record books."

 

[ThisHill2DieOn]

The funniest part of that whole episode was watching Kurt's retarded expression throughout. Even before the incel rage event, he was staring into his camera psychotically, not getting jokes and scowling when others laughed.

The insanity of the man thinking that just because everyone else on the panel also disagreed with some boomer mom's shit takes on the dating market somehow validates his hysterical freakout was a thing of wonder. Even with Runkle and Rob (who had been shitting on Megan in a more sane manner) reacting with "dude wtf" and "cmon man", it wasn't enough to register. Nothing short of his e-friends telling him he's literally being a fucking retard would prevent him from claiming a W in this encounter. Megan's justified look of disgust and pity to his tearful confession of incel suicidal ideation resulting in a further impotent raging was just the perfect cherry on top.

More amazing is that when he sobered up the next day, he showed no sign of embarrassment or shame, as any actual sane adult man would. Instead he went on for days about how "vindicated" he felt. Truly astounding.

He's got the perfect mix of personality disorders to be a bountiful lolcow. I don't envy the next OKCupid consultant he hires though...

The man is Internet Insanity in the making and I want every part of it. Hyper sensitive? Yes. Has orbit of internet fwiends? Yes. Is a disgusting weirdo? Yes. Hyper-intellectual asshat? Yes. I mean, the boxes just keep tick tick ticking.

Other Rackets orbiters have done some mean vids about Kurt. What happens when Drunkieta crosses the streams!? He hates drama.

 

[Phillip Green]

As someone who thoroughly enjoyed that entire ordeal, one thing that I've yet to see anyone touch upon (including myself after it took place) is how funny it was watching Kurt while that guy from Alabama (I forget his name, he was wearing a black shirt) was going on about how he bangs every woman on Tinder that's within a 50 mile radius.

For anyone who may now go back and watch the birthday stream episode from the start, it's something worth focusing in on a bit for another layer of funny before the freak out. I wonder if hearing that guy go on and on about how he has a roster of sluts helped Kurt go from 0 to "I'm going to make this stream one for the record books."

I'd forgotten about that. Camelot331 on YouTube is the guy. I think his back story is he used to be a fat loser, but started working out, got mildly buff, and now finances his hobbies of drag racing and nailing every random skank he encounters on tinder by streaming and playing video games. He might or might not be a secret homo, but he's living the dream.

The casual way he was complaining about having to settle for the 3rd string chubby chick on an off night, while Kurt is throwing money at e-dating consultants and getting nothing, was magical. You're probably right that that was the key spark for that ultimate meltdown. I'll have to rewatch just for the scowls while Camelot is talking.

 

[feral cat #6385]

As someone who thoroughly enjoyed that entire ordeal, one thing that I've yet to see anyone touch upon (including myself after it took place) is how funny it was watching Kurt while that guy from Alabama (I forget his name, he was wearing a black shirt) was going on about how he bangs every woman on Tinder that's within a 50 mile radius.

For anyone who may now go back and watch the birthday stream episode from the start, it's something worth focusing in on a bit for another layer of funny before the freak out. I wonder if hearing that guy go on and on about how he has a roster of sluts helped Kurt go from 0 to "I'm going to make this stream one for the record books."

Oh that's very likely. Hearing the shit kicking, low intelligence hick brag about banging women must have really pissed Kurt off and triggered the over-the-top reaction to Megan. Displaced aggression.

The funniest part of that whole episode was watching Kurt's retarded expression throughout. Even before the incel rage event, he was staring into his camera psychotically, not getting jokes and scowling when others laughed.

The insanity of the man thinking that just because everyone else on the panel also disagreed with some boomer mom's shit takes on the dating market somehow validates his hysterical freakout was a thing of wonder. Even with Runkle and Rob (who had been shitting on Megan in a more sane manner) reacting with "dude wtf" and "cmon man", it wasn't enough to register. Nothing short of his e-friends telling him he's literally being a fucking retard would prevent him from claiming a W in this encounter. Megan's justified look of disgust and pity to his tearful confession of incel suicidal ideation resulting in a further impotent raging was just the perfect cherry on top.

More amazing is that when he sobered up the next day, he showed no sign of embarrassment or shame, as any actual sane adult man would. Instead he went on for days about how "vindicated" he felt. Truly astounding.

He's got the perfect mix of personality disorders to be a bountiful lolcow. I don't envy the next OKCupid consultant he hires though...

An undesirable, autistic, ugly, bad personality gamma male. We know how this sort of thing plays out. The next logical step would be for Kurt to "become the girlfriend" and troon out. One can only hope.

 

[Disheveled-Human]

Nicks problem was he was and always has been a degenerate whom grifted off the christian religious anime sektur. I have been saying this for a long time but nobody believed it now that its irrefutable it stings. Weebs line up against the wall please.

 

[ThisHill2DieOn]

I'd forgotten about that. Camelot331 on YouTube is the guy. I think his back story is he used to be a fat loser, but started working out, got mildly buff, and now finances his hobbies of drag racing and nailing every random skank he encounters on tinder by streaming and playing video games. He might or might not be a secret homo, but he's living the dream.

The casual way he was complaining about having to settle for the 3rd string chubby chick on an off night, while Kurt is throwing money at e-dating consultants and getting nothing, was magical. You're probably right that that was the key spark for that ultimate meltdown. I'll have to rewatch just for the scowls while Camelot is talking.

Kurt is retarded. He prbly wants 7's and 8's (because i "have money" and "a career" and i'm like super smart and misunderstood or w/e) but he's only gonna get 6's and 5's due to being fat. He needs to go lower because he's a creepy demanding weirdo that is hypersensitive and an asshat. He can either incel rage about it, fix his fat ass shit and get therapy/meds to stop being a sperg or fuck 3's and 4's. Do you want your dick wet or do you want a Love Boat episode?

Funny thing is, you can see Camelot give the "the fuck you doing, you dumb faggot!?" look at the camera when "wipe the smirk" comes out from Kurt. Imagine this is literally your first interaction with this cooked ham faced weirdo, which was likely true for Camelot. Watch that shit in slow mode and watch each of their faces as it unfolds, Barnes is incredulously laughing while rackets is bloodsport shekelling and everyone else is is wtfing. Then Rackets indulged this faggot incel pity party shit for way too long afterwards. Dude just launched himself at this lady because he's a fucking lunatic and then had a bunch of drunken imbecile lobertarian niglets hem and haw that maybe their beloved incel hamhock was somehow morally and ethically correct in randomly chiming that he wants to kill himself because his desired women won't fuck him. oh fuck it's hilarious.

#JackMurphyWon

 

[Heretic]

100% correct. These are the kind of complaints about sex and family you whine confidentially to your close drinking buddies after a frustrating day, they nod sympathetically, and then everyone forgets about it by the next drink. It's not something you tell every asshole on the internet.

He does do that, though. His close drinking buddies is Chat. Well, was Chat. Now it's all the faggots on Locals.

He can pretend he only sleeps 14 seconds every night but he's a human, so it's gotta be something like 7 on average. He streams for 5-8 hours or more every night, plus more if there are day time things going on, he eats and shits and watches TV. And of course totally hot sex that everyone wants to hear about, not to mention parental/teaching responsibilities. When is he going out to the bar or seeing friends at all?

That's why I don't buy it for a second when he said all the lawtube retards log off and instantly don't care about the "drama," and that includes him; because the mother fucker never logs off. He even has said multiple times he's in the Locals chat all day long.

 

[Phillip Green]

He does do that, though. His close drinking buddies is Chat. Well, was Chat. Now it's all the faggots on Locals.

The thought did occur to me when I was writing that earlier post, but I dismissed it as crazy. It's hard for me to imagine. It always seemed like he had a pretty good handle on the management of all those parasocial relationships for the shekels, but it increasingly seems you may be right.

He certainly does get real personal validation from the weirdos in Locals, approving every gross or otherwise stupid thing he shares. But does he actually think they're his actual friends, rather than the motley collection of thirsty wine-aunts, simps, and desperate loners they are in reality? He sure seems desperate to share his detailed life decisions with them, as you would a friend when you've got a load on your mind. And, aside from Drex (with increasing rarity), he doesn't seem to ever have any of his friends over for visits.

I know fame can fuck you up, even in retardedly small doses like this, but is it even possible? Could he really be treating these Goblins as intimates? Embarrassing if true...

 

[Lemmingwiser]

I don't envy the next OKCupid consultant he hires though...

Wait, this is just just a throwaway joke, right?
Please don't tell me these things exist or that he has lore regarding this.

 

[AnOminous]

Putting a former client on blast for whatever reason would likely be unethical for a lawyer. Putting some random asshole who tried to speak to your manager on blast isn't.

Actual bar action over 8.4 violations are really rare. It's a catch-all rule for "don't be a dick and make us look bad." The most prominent example I can think of was Bill Clinton, for his "what is sex" bullshit, where he technically didn't commit perjury because of the way he framed it, but was basically just a giant dick. He got the court to define "sex" in a way that he didn't have it and then said "I did not have sexual relations with that woman."

It was only not perjury because he got the court to define "sexual relations" in a way that he could then deny it. Technically, not perjury, but in reality, generally disgraceful behavior.

I don't think what Nick did is anywhere near that level. In fact, I think the fucking asshats who filed completely bogus complaints against him deserve to be doxed and shamed the rest of their lives for such stupidity, and that they did it at the behest of a jackass like "Esqueer" who was too much of a coward to file a complaint himself makes them even more stupid and worthy of disgrace.

Kurt is retarded. He prbly wants 7's and 8's (because i "have money" and "a career" and i'm like super smart and misunderstood or w/e) but he's only gonna get 6's and 5's due to being fat.

Kurt is a fat incel. Has he ever considered not being fat?

Also note, as with other Nick hypocrisy, he has an obese incel on his show constantly, whose main content is whining about what an incel he is, while calling the Farms incels for not approving of his sodomy, hatred of his kids, and boredom with his wife which he has to appease with trips to gay bars, Balldos, and hedonism resorts.

 

[ThatDumbPhilosopher]

Isn't that fucking blasphemous in addition to being deviant?

That's when the facade began to crumble.
We all know what happened shortly after.

 

[Kopasea]

Wait, this is just just a throwaway joke, right?
Please don't tell me these things exist or that he has lore regarding this.

No, during the birthday stream, Kurt talked about how much money he'd spent on dating consultants and they still failed

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Also note, as with other Nick hypocrisy,

Also Nick is fat. Got that beta simp profile, especially on that whiskey gut and the poor posture. Complete hypocrite.

 

[ThatDumbPhilosopher]

No, during the birthday stream, Kurt talked about how much money he'd spent on dating consultants and they still failed

How embarassing.