Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[feral cat #6385]

So I am fairly sure that he mentioned during a stream that he spent at least $70,000 on the Navigator (I think he said 72 but I could be wrong) and now less than a year later he bought the Mustang? That model mustang can't be cheap what are we talking another $50k at least? Not with the crazy markups dealerships are doing these days probably closer to the same price as the Navigator if not more. You already got banned from Youtube a couple times, the Rumble deal clearly isn't working out like you planned I know you made a lot of money this year but bruh. Must be nice to never have to worry about money because your trust fund will bail you out.

Indeed. And economic conditions will most likely cull some of his paypigs.

I guess he doesn't plan to send any of his 5 kids to college.

 

[SanicBlackMagic]

He'd probably just fall over like a sumo wrestler and suffocate his wife to death or something.

Mitsubishi Starion ESI-R with turbocharger or Isuzu Impulse RS with turbo.
He can pretend to be able to move fast in that thing.

Sure, if he wanted to burn rice. But considering how he spent his latest birth day, a more suitable choice for him would've been a Miata or a Tesla.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

tl;dr: he totally doesn't care but he will try to keep his hetroflexible lifestyle to locals for no particular reason.

When I don't care about something I spend 20 minutes talking about how I don't care about it.

I do find it interesting to see it confirmed from Nick himself that he's hiding this from the Youtube/Rumble audience. Presumably because the "toast for my goldfish" superchatters are in the dark and he's trying to keep it that way. He also said he was concerned about his numbers on those platforms going down but they haven't, which I'm not too sure is true TBH. His numbers are way down on Rumble since his ban on Youtube happened.

He's still bitching at us for pointing out that we don't like this shit, but is this an indicator he's pulling back and may avert a full fall?

I think he is pulling back a tiny bit. Earlier he was pushing hard to get all his viewers on Locals. Now he seems to be saying "Hey, I view Locals as a place for assposting and bulgeposting and doing streams about my sex life, so if you don't like that being pushed in your face you can stay on Youtube/Rumble". But that seems like a very minor compromise. Especially since he's still in the process of spiraling.

I dunno how his views are doing (probably not that great), but a 1K loss in subs in a month, when you have 477K, isn't the worst thing ever. Not compared to other dumpster fires we've all seen. Projared is a perfect example of a catastrophic subscriber loss.

Well, he started the month with 478K subscribers, and according to Social Blade:

I know some people are hoping Nick implodes into a black hole, but TBH, the way I see this playing out is that he loses a lot of relevance and respect he once had, but basically keeps plodding along. Again, a lot like Dick Masterson. I dunno who the hell watches Masterson's degenerate ass these days, but he apparently still has loyal followers.

My guess is that a big part of it is that Nick has been able to keep all of this from many of his viewers by keeping things locked down to Locals and deleting his Discord. The problem will be if and when he gets into a feud with some other content creator who will drop all this dirt on him, at which point many people will be hearing it for the first time. But he could spiral even further before any of that happens, making that scenario moot.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

when he gets into a feud with some other content creator who will drop all this dirt on him

Too late. Reikieta girls I don't feel so good...
"Parasocial relationships" anyone?

Sure, if he wanted to burn rice. But considering how he spent his latest birth day, a more suitable choice for him would've been a Miata or a Tesla.

Rotary engine Miata or a battery Tesla is cold as fuck MN? I think he'd be better off pay somebody to build a stirling engine for his car.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

The thing about the path of coom is it has increasingly diminishing returns for increasingly extreme activity. It's why degenerates become increasingly gross and audacious over time. Since Nick and his wife clearly have a thing for exhibition, my guess is it's only a matter of time before this thread uncovers definitive evidence that he's a cuckold and/or has been fucked by other men while his wife watched.

He didn't start out with his little BDSM dungeon and a ball dildo - I think we're seeing a steady escalation of coomers "chasing the dragon." The most recent activity of going to a swinger's club during cuck week and him going to a gay bar as a "birthday present" from his wife makes me think that they've at least considered bringing another man into the bedroom to "spice things up." I also think Nick wants to do more with this man than give him a high-five while they spit-roast his wife.

The most hilarious timeline would be where it turns out the "bull" in their relationship is Drex. Bonus points if he's brought Drex a snack tray of refreshments while he was plowing his wife.

Nick is definitely into threesomes. He'd talk about it with Drexel all the time and even though he condemned MMF threesomes, you fucking KNOW Nick is into those too.

Elissa clips is back again. Guess Nick couldn't dissuade her LOL.

tl;dr I'M A LIBERTINE AND I MUST COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Hilarious rant. Keep subscribed to his Locals, because Hypocrekieta is promising to post some bulge pictures "once all this dies down."

 

[ThatDumbPhilosopher]

Thanks for the spoiler.

Are you saying that because of his new car ?
Joke aside, his trip to a gay bar could explain a lot about why he was so adamant to defend Vic, he couldn't resist his gay pants.
Also, you know you're on the decline when anime vtubers makes jokes about you.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Nick is definitely into threesomes. He'd talk about it with Drexel all the time and even though he condemned MMF threesomes, you fucking KNOW Nick is into those too.

tl;dr I'M A LIBERTINE AND I MUST COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Hilarious rant. Keep subscribed to his Locals, because Hypocrekieta is promising to post some bulge pictures "once all this dies down."

Nick is so gay he wants a MMM threesome.

 

[Become Worse]

Life is too boring if you don't ever blow it on some fun things. Personally, I wouldn't purchase $150k worth of new cars until I had a good nest egg built since social media income can easily come and go, but I understand why he would. The impression I have from him is he impulsively buys a lot of things that add up. $2000 desks, $1000 custom ear buds, charity paintings, $250 bottles of liquor, $500 dinners that weren't previously planned and that's just the stuff he mentions on stream. I think he's the type that will find a way to spend every last dollar no matter if he makes $50k a year or $750k a year.

 

[Poop Shoot]

He’s been bitten by the coomer bug bad.

I know we’ve been teasing, but I honestly think he’s going to be fucking other women in the next couple of years. Can’t decide if he’s going to cheat, or if he starts swinging/having threesoms. Could go either way at this point.

 

[DaBigBopper]

It's sad to see Rekieta sacrificed to the Corn, but the cycle of life must continue. No matter how much Farmer Jersh can try, some lolcows will always be sacrificed to the corn. I think literally everyone has called him a retard now and he continues to dig. Even the Anime Rabbit has called him out.

This feels like a big midlife crisis now that he bought a fucking Mustang (did they run out of Chargers and Corvettes?). If Rekieta somehow gets into a physical altercation that was in no way warranted we might get someone who can surpass Ralph and be biggest in the sektur.

 

[northstar747]

I m gonna say its fucking stupid for nick to show the sport car. but the locals are his friends and he wants to look cool.

Also, I ve been to thailand....the things I saw there....I m sorry but i think nicks coomer arch isnt anything. But then again maybe my idea of degenerate is formed from what I saw there.

Also I saw things in thailand dont call me a prude you fucking incel kiwis. yeah yeah "lady boys" sure sure let me tell you anyone who is "tricked" by a "lady boy" was wanting to be tricked also I m not gay, what is gay? Nothing is more manly then being comfortable with mutual penetration, what are you homophobic? fucking prude.

Nick dont go to thailand

 

[Kosher Salt]

You already got banned from Youtube a couple times, the Rumble deal clearly isn't working out like you planned I know you made a lot of money this year but bruh.

WTF are you talking about? The Rumble deal is already signed, and now he's also got a Locals deal. He signed exclusivity contracts with both, so now he'll have a certain number of Rumble-exclusive livestreams per week (start the stream multi-cast to YouTube, move to Rumble exclusively ~1 hour in), and after every Rumble-exclusive livestream there will be a Locals supporters-only livestream.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Nick dont go to thailand

Nick's too much of an incel prude to hit Thailand, it's way above his pay grade, he especially would not go to Thailand with Dick Masterson and both their wives to live it up, because neither of them know how to have adult fun.

They are also broke bitches who make $3.50 on Youtube.

Spoiler

I now expect a spite thailand trip announced within a month.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Indeed. And economic conditions will most likely cull some of his paypigs.

I guess he doesn't plan to send any of his 5 kids to college.

They're just going to do college for them at home.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Rekieta is considering going to Thailand now? Uh oh, we all know how this kind of thing goes...

 

[Retink Retunk]

Is it just me or are Nick's numbers down a lot? Maybe it's just the holidays but he's not breaching 3k on night streams from what I've seen, when as before the Balldo arch he was well above that from what I remember.

I really don't understand what drives someone to use something like the Balldo, it's just fucking weird.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Is it just me or are Nick's numbers down a lot? Maybe it's just the holidays but he's not breaching 3k on night streams from what I've seen, when as before the Balldo arch he was well above that from what I remember.

I really don't understand what drives someone to use something like the Balldo, it's just fucking weird.

I've tried to drop into Nick's streams now and then but they are just so boring and parasocial. It was fun when it was about the law and dumb shit people do with the law. Now I have no idea wtf his streams are about.

 

[Phillip Green]

Is it just me or are Nick's numbers down a lot? Maybe it's just the holidays but he's not breaching 3k on night streams from what I've seen, when as before the Balldo arch he was well above that from what I remember.

Hard to tell for sure, as he's been in flux with the switch to rumble after the first hour on youtube and the holidays. The youtube #s are for sure way down over the last couple weeks from three months ago, but he's kind of kneecapped that with switching off after the first hour, and he got fucked with the suspension. On Rumble his numbers seem to have peaked in November post YT ban, and have declined fairly substantially since then, although there's still peaks of 100k+ views in December. We'll need some data in January to figure out what's the result of Christmas disruption and what's the result of people actually rejecting ballgasm-focused content.

 

[Trianon]

Elissa clips is back again. Guess Nick couldn't dissuade her LOL.

• I was worried at first but there ain't too many alogs get fucked kiwifarms you ain't done shit!
• Nick's antisemitic confirmed "Loud jewish kvetching" Total Ralphamale victory.
• The farms said I was prostituting my wife, that's not true and their all liars and bad people! ... Later on "Onlyfans is tempting because it's liberating and makes money!"
• I don't care about audiences other than people who watch my show!
• I'm sexy (and horny) and I know it (so I need to broadcast it), haters to the left for thinking like prudes!
• Internet cannot keep his wife entertained.....
• My wife won't leave me if I we can't maintain my lifestyle!
• I'm going to a glow party but it's definitely monogamous!

Pinned comment lel:

Hi Elissa! Congrats on being his first fan turned detractor!

Metokur making fun of Nick:

Nick's just like FORD. Found on road dead. At this point it's not even being mad. It's hilarious.

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Nick Rekieta the Degenerate?
Nick Rekieta... was a shitposter of the internet so drunk and so retarded, he could use the degeneracy to influence the locals... to create... subscriptions. He had such a knowledge of the degeneracy, he could even keep the ones himself from being hetrosexual."
"He became so hetroflexible, the only thing he was afraid of was... losing his hetroflexibility. Which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew. Then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic. He could save others from degeneracy, but not himself."
Is it possible to learn this power?
Not from a prude incel.

He says early in this video that he was testing what his fans would put up with over the past year and took the steady paypig numbers as a sign that he could let his freak flag fly without losing subscribers. So it's not a sudden shift, he's been feeling stifled for a long time and felt like he was being fake on camera. But only caring about direct subscribers means the potential for growth will stagnate. A YouTuber doesn't need to be perpetually growing, and doesn't need to cater to the lowest common denominator, but there needs to be some flexibility and some way to bring in new audience members as old ones leave. They can be the same kind of people, but you can't just lock yourself into the few insane people who spend all day in chat.

Talking about how he totally doesn't want to have sex with everyone, he just wants to appreciate every hot woman. lollllll.

Him saying the internet couldn't keep up with LR - and that even he barely can - says to me that she's in the driver's seat with all this. Rackets is just very good at convincing himself of things because of his lolyer mind.

 

[Potatoherder]

We'll need some data in January to figure out what's the result of Christmas disruption and what's the result of people actually rejecting ballgasm-focused content.

December used to be a super good month for him overall. That is why he did the Christmas eve stream with ty. His party streams have been really under-performing along with his normal streams. Not one of them has broken $2k and that was a normal figure for his random night streams before the ban. iirc during rittenhouse his ty Christmas stream brought in $10k+ and this year it was $1.4k on youtube.

But only caring about direct subscribers means the potential for growth will stagnate. A YouTuber doesn't need to be perpetually growing, and doesn't need to cater to the lowest common denominator, but there needs to be some flexibility and some way to bring in new audience members as old ones leave. They can be the same kind of people, but you can't just lock yourself into the few insane people who spend all day in chat.

The other thing being that rumble paid him to bring in new users. Sure he may have conned them out for a year or two but rumble is looking at the quantity and quality of viewers he brought over. So far they seem super low quality and since he refused to do the cutoff during trial streams the siphon won't work. Only one stream has gone over 12k in the last few months and that was with multiple guests pushing people to rumble.