Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Kosher Salt]

No, during the birthday stream, Kurt talked about how much money he'd spent on dating consultants and they still failed

It's something he's mentioned before too. Basically he hired people to run his dating profiles and still couldn't get any dates.

 

[Potatoherder]

Last night's stream got a total of 27 superchats and playbook doesn't show if they were unique or not. So if you assume they are all unique his conversion rate is less than 1% of his peak viewers(3110). For comparison Pippa Pipkin had 417 superchats and peaked viewership at 2631 aka a conversion rate of 15%. Pippa also has memberships which Nick killed off.

Normal Nick content is basically paypig funded at this point. That could be a real problem if a few of them get hit during the upcoming recession.

tl;dr: he totally doesn't care but he will try to keep his hetroflexible lifestyle to locals for no particular reason.

 

[Puff]

Last night's stream got a total of 27 superchats and playbook doesn't show if they were unique or not. So if you assume they are all unique his conversion rate is less than 1% of his peak viewers(3110). For comparison Pippa Pipkin had 417 superchats and peaked viewership at 2631 aka a conversion rate of 15%. Pippa also has memberships which Nick killed off.

Normal Nick content is basically paypig funded at this point. That could be a real problem if a few of them get hit during the upcoming recession.

tl;dr: he totally doesn't care but he will try to keep his hetroflexible lifestyle to locals for no particular reason.

He's still bitching at us for pointing out that we don't like this shit, but is this an indicator he's pulling back and may avert a full fall?

 

[Car Won't Crank]

So apparently Nick bought a new sports car, just not the sports car he was gushing over. From the stream https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rbtGKFW-48 at 11:56 he shows a picture of his red Mustang GT500. Yet again another Ford car. I'm guessing he got some good rate with the Ford loyalty program since he has owned a Fusion and owns a Lincoln Navigator. Perfect car to fit with new trailer trash hedonistic image! He just needs the flat brimmed hat, some ear gauges, and a vape. These things are going to tank in value in the coming years.

 

[feral cat #6385]

He's still bitching at us for pointing out that we don't like this shit, but is this an indicator he's pulling back and may avert a full fall?

Nah. He will definitely double down. Bye bye LawSplaining. Hello KinkSplaining.

 

[Phillip Green]

tl;dr: he totally doesn't care but he will try to keep his hetroflexible lifestyle to locals for no particular reason.

Describing his wife as an insatiable whore to own the haters (who he totally 100% doesn't care about) is a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see how it pays off for 'em.

 

[BULLY HUNTER_78]

The thing about the path of coom is it has increasingly diminishing returns for increasingly extreme activity. It's why degenerates become increasingly gross and audacious over time. Since Nick and his wife clearly have a thing for exhibition, my guess is it's only a matter of time before this thread uncovers definitive evidence that he's a cuckold and/or has been fucked by other men while his wife watched.

He didn't start out with his little BDSM dungeon and a ball dildo - I think we're seeing a steady escalation of coomers "chasing the dragon." The most recent activity of going to a swinger's club during cuck week and him going to a gay bar as a "birthday present" from his wife makes me think that they've at least considered bringing another man into the bedroom to "spice things up." I also think Nick wants to do more with this man than give him a high-five while they spit-roast his wife.

The most hilarious timeline would be where it turns out the "bull" in their relationship is Drex. Bonus points if he's brought Drex a snack tray of refreshments while he was plowing his wife.

 

[feral cat #6385]

The thing about the path of coom is it has increasingly diminishing returns for increasingly extreme activity. It's why degenerates become increasingly gross and audacious over time. Since Nick and his wife clearly have a thing for exhibition, my guess is it's only a matter of time before this thread uncovers definitive evidence that he's a cuckold and/or has been fucked by other men while his wife watched.

He didn't start out with his little BDSM dungeon and a ball dildo - I think we're seeing a steady escalation of coomers "chasing the dragon." The most recent activity of going to a swinger's club during cuck week and him going to a gay bar as a "birthday present" from his wife makes me think that they've at least considered bringing another man into the bedroom to "spice things up." I also think Nick wants to do more with this man than give him a high-five while they spit-roast his wife.

The most hilarious timeline would be where it turns out the "bull" in their relationship is Drex. Bonus points if he's brought Drex a snack tray of refreshments while he was plowing his wife.

Rackets wants to be the meat in the sandwich.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Elissa clips is back again. Guess Nick couldn't dissuade her LOL.

• I was worried at first but there ain't too many alogs get fucked kiwifarms you ain't done shit!
• Nick's antisemitic confirmed "Loud jewish kvetching" Total Ralphamale victory.
• The farms said I was prostituting my wife, that's not true and their all liars and bad people! ... Later on "Onlyfans is tempting because it's liberating and makes money!"
• I don't care about audiences other than people who watch my show!
• I'm sexy (and horny) and I know it (so I need to broadcast it), haters to the left for thinking like prudes!
• Internet cannot keep his wife entertained.....
• My wife won't leave me if I we can't maintain my lifestyle!
• I'm going to a glow party but it's definitely monogamous!

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Dekkard
6 hours ago
I cannot wait for the new year so I can watch Josh cover all of this on Mad at the Internet

Hi Elissa! Congrats on being his first fan turned detractor!

Metokur making fun of Nick:

You tell those cougars no. You tell those old, eggless women no. [...] warding off a vampire that's what a balldo does.

So apparently Nick bought a new sports car, just not the sports car he was gushing over. From the stream https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rbtGKFW-48 at 11:56 he shows a picture of his red Mustang GT500. Yet again another Ford car. I'm guessing he got some good rate with the Ford loyalty program since he has owned a Fusion and owns a Lincoln Navigator. Perfect car to fit with new trailer trash hedonistic image! He just needs the flat brimmed hat, some ear gauges, and a vape. These things are going to tank in value in the coming years.

Nick's just like FORD. Found on road dead. At this point it's not even being mad. It's hilarious.

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Nick Rekieta the Degenerate?
Nick Rekieta... was a shitposter of the internet so drunk and so retarded, he could use the degeneracy to influence the locals... to create... subscriptions. He had such a knowledge of the degeneracy, he could even keep the ones himself from being hetrosexual."
"He became so hetroflexible, the only thing he was afraid of was... losing his hetroflexibility. Which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew. Then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic. He could save others from degeneracy, but not himself."
Is it possible to learn this power?
Not from a prude incel.

 

[BULLY HUNTER_78]

Rackets wants to be the meat in the sandwich.

Oh, I disagree. I think Nick wants to be the bottom slice. His wife giving him the gaybar treatment is waaaaay too specific of a birthday present for him to be simply bi. I'm getting some strong Jack Murphy energy from Nick at the moment.

Maybe Null was right about anime...

 

[Phony Chicken]

Oh, I disagree. I think Nick wants to be the bottom slice. His wife giving him the gaybar treatment is waaaaay too specific of a birthday present for him to be simply bi. I'm getting some strong Jack Murphy energy from Nick at the moment.

Maybe Null was right about anime...

Null IS right about Anime.

 

[ForTheHoard]

So apparently Nick bought a new sports car, just not the sports car he was gushing over. From the stream https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rbtGKFW-48 at 11:56 he shows a picture of his red Mustang GT500. Yet again another Ford car. I'm guessing he got some good rate with the Ford loyalty program since he has owned a Fusion and owns a Lincoln Navigator. Perfect car to fit with new trailer trash hedonistic image! He just needs the flat brimmed hat, some ear gauges, and a vape. These things are going to tank in value in the coming years.

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I haven't listened to him in a while, but I recall the stream before he bought the Navigator where he had it narrowed down to one or two sellers. Someone super chatted him asking why he wasn't buying a sports car, and he went on for a minute or two about how anyone in his position that was buying a RWD 2 seater was more or less a retard. Now, here we are, and he's buying a red Mustang with racing stripes. If it makes him feel better, there's probably a lot more cheerleaders that are willing to sleep with him now.

I've lived in a small town in the middle of nowhere before, and there's usually only a half dozen wealthy people ever around. Nick is reminding me more and more of these people, and it only gets douchier. If he keeps going along this path, he's going to start buying Affliction t-shirts and trade the Navigator in for a yellow Hummer.

I also just realized I'm following 2 rich lolcows that have a hardon for red Mustangs. Both are raging, alcoholic perverts, too.

Anthony Cumia

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Oh, I disagree. I think Nick wants to be the bottom slice.

I got you brother, there's a ♂pants wrestling♂ production for that.

Spoiler: Endure the lash of the ♂spanking♂

Source (NSFW, duh): Billy Herrington vs. Raquel Devine from Extreme Mat Fights by Jetset (2001)
You wanna get on bottom you know that's where you wanna be!

 

[SanicBlackMagic]

So apparently Nick bought a new sports car, just not the sports car he was gushing over. From the stream https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rbtGKFW-48 at 11:56 he shows a picture of his red Mustang GT500. Yet again another Ford car. I'm guessing he got some good rate with the Ford loyalty program since he has owned a Fusion and owns a Lincoln Navigator. Perfect car to fit with new trailer trash hedonistic image! He just needs the flat brimmed hat, some ear gauges, and a vape. These things are going to tank in value in the coming years.

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Thats not what I'd call a white trash car. Sure, it's a little gaudy for a 41 year old, but it fits the midlife crisis arc he's in.

Of all the things to make fun of him for, I wouldn't say this makes the list. Though, for that sum, he probably could've bought something *classy* and sporty.

 

[BULLY HUNTER_78]

I got you brother, there's a ♂pants wrestling♂ production for that.

Spoiler: Endure the lash of the ♂spanking♂

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Source (NSFW, duh): Billy Herrington vs. Raquel Devine from Extreme Mat Fights by Jetset (2001)
You wanna get on bottom you know that's where you wanna be!

Thanks for the spoiler. You're going to force Nick to logon before he can bring this newest fetish idea to his wife's attention.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Thanks for the spoiler. You're going to force Nick to logon before he can bring this newest fetish idea to his wife's attention.

He'd probably just fall over like a sumo wrestler and suffocate his wife to death or something.

Of all the things to make fun of him for, I wouldn't say this makes the list. Though, for that sum, he probably could've bought something *classy* and sporty.

Mitsubishi Starion ESI-R with turbocharger or Isuzu Impulse RS with turbo.
He can pretend to be able to move fast in that thing.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

So I am fairly sure that he mentioned during a stream that he spent at least $70,000 on the Navigator (I think he said 72 but I could be wrong) and now less than a year later he bought the Mustang? That model mustang can't be cheap what are we talking another $50k at least? Not with the crazy markups dealerships are doing these days probably closer to the same price as the Navigator if not more. You already got banned from Youtube a couple times, the Rumble deal clearly isn't working out like you planned I know you made a lot of money this year but bruh. Must be nice to never have to worry about money because your trust fund will bail you out.

 

[Phony Chicken]

So I am fairly sure that he mentioned during a stream that he spent at least $70,000 on the Navigator (I think he said 72 but I could be wrong) and now less than a year later he bought the Mustang? That model mustang can't be cheap what are we talking another $50k at least? Not with the crazy markups dealerships are doing these days probably closer to the same price as the Navigator if not more. You already got banned from Youtube a couple times, the Rumble deal clearly isn't working out like you planned I know you made a lot of money this year but bruh. Must be nice to never have to worry about money because your trust fund will bail you out.

When people that depend on paypigs flout how money they have from it, it makes me want to support then even less. Dude has 5 kids and is buying expensive cars for no reason.

Just with Branca when he was bragging about his little fight with natlawyerchic getting him 2 Rolex's and a BMW.

Ok fucker, you obviously don't need anyone supporting you then.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Dude has 5 kids and is buying expensive cars for no reason.

Mind you he earned 230,000 from the Depp trial according to him.
Then again he also said he was muh traditional conservative soo.....

 

[Car Won't Crank]

I haven't listened to him in a while, but I recall the stream before he bought the Navigator where he had it narrowed down to one or two sellers. Someone super chatted him asking why he wasn't buying a sports car, and he went on for a minute or two about how anyone in his position that was buying a RWD 2 seater was more or less a retard. Now, here we are, and he's buying a red Mustang with racing stripes. If it makes him feel better, there's probably a lot more cheerleaders that are willing to sleep with him now.

I've lived in a small town in the middle of nowhere before, and there's usually only a half dozen wealthy people ever around. Nick is reminding me more and more of these people, and it only gets douchier. If he keeps going along this path, he's going to start buying Affliction t-shirts and trade the Navigator in for a yellow Hummer.

I also just realized I'm following 2 rich lolcows that have a hardon for red Mustangs. Both are raging, alcoholic perverts, too.
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Anthony Cumia

Wow they both now own red GT500 of different generations, how uncanny. Something something birds of a feather.

Thats not what I'd call a white trash car. Sure, it's a little gaudy for a 41 year old, but it fits the midlife crisis arc he's in.

Of all the things to make fun of him for, I wouldn't say this makes the list. Though, for that sum, he probably could've bought something *classy* and sporty.

Have you seen all the modified S550 Mustangs? 90% of them are trailer trash modifications and the GT500 being on the same chassis doesn't help that image. I think the Mustang owner stereotypes and the fact Nick didn't have patience to find a C8 Corvette is indeed something to make fun of. It shows he's impulsive and lacks the discipline despite all the enthusiasm and desire to own a C8, unless that was also spurious like his trad values.

So I am fairly sure that he mentioned during a stream that he spent at least $70,000 on the Navigator (I think he said 72 but I could be wrong) and now less than a year later he bought the Mustang? That model mustang can't be cheap what are we talking another $50k at least? Not with the crazy markups dealerships are doing these days probably closer to the same price as the Navigator if not more. You already got banned from Youtube a couple times, the Rumble deal clearly isn't working out like you planned I know you made a lot of money this year but bruh. Must be nice to never have to worry about money because your trust fund will bail you out.

The GT500 starts at 80k, so easily a 100k car depending on options and markups.