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A parasite feeding off a parasite.
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2
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Some of you have definitely noticed it, but the Twitter "View Count" has been rolling for some days now, it allows you to know how many times a Tweet has been seen, publicly.
(There's other type of interactions, this is just views.)
This is a capture with DSP's (or just go to his Twitter):
https://archive.md/Ar5n0
I'd say it averages 4000 and peaks at 10K-11K for "important"/new stuff (like food photos, emergency stream), but I have not calculated it.
I actually thought he'd have more, and I would love to see what percentage are detractors, regular fans, and bypassers.
Hey, maybe some day this new Twitter feature will be used for gay-ops and starting speculation, so prepare yourselves, and I just know which thread will be revived.
(There's other type of interactions, this is just views.)
This is a capture with DSP's (or just go to his Twitter):
https://archive.md/Ar5n0
I'd say it averages 4000 and peaks at 10K-11K for "important"/new stuff (like food photos, emergency stream), but I have not calculated it.
I actually thought he'd have more, and I would love to see what percentage are detractors, regular fans, and bypassers.
Hey, maybe some day this new Twitter feature will be used for gay-ops and starting speculation, so prepare yourselves, and I just know which thread will be revived.
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Even ReviewTechUSA beats DSP on Twitter views, especially his tweets about DSPSome of you have definitely noticed it, but the Twitter "View Count" has been rolling for some days now, it allows you to know how many times a Tweet has been seen, publicly.
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(There's other type of interactions, this is just views.)
This is a capture with DSP's (or just go to his Twitter):
https://archive.md/Ar5n0
I'd say it averages 4000 and peaks at 10K-11K for "important"/new stuff (like food photos, emergency stream), but I have not calculated it.
I actually thought he'd have more, and I would love to see what percentage are detractors, regular fans, and bypassers.
Hey, maybe some day this new Twitter feature will be used for gay-ops and starting speculation, so prepare yourselves, and I just know which thread will be revived.
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He sent the FedEx twitter account a link to this video and hopes that they watch it. Complete delusion.
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lmao the Habib hung up on Phil and he goes full Karen on the phone survey.
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He expects FedEx to tell some Poojeet to watch a 15 minute video, you just know that he'll rant about it for 45 minutes on the Copecast tomorrow and send that to FedEx too
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Did that asshole really say he needs this device for his "hundreds of thousands of viewers"? Even if it was hundreds or thousands that'd still be a stretch.
Without a capture device he'll be ranting about it for 6 hours. What else is there to for him to do?He expects FedEx to tell some Poojeet to watch a 15 minute video, you just know that he'll rant about it for 45 minutes on the Copecast tomorrow and send that to FedEx too
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FedEx ships like 7 million packages a day. Nationwide blizzard. Seattle area absolutley fucked for 2 days with ice. Christmas.
The backlog of shit they have right now. And this fucking man so narcissistic he really believes they can move mountains for his precious capture card. For just one guy we are gonna upend the entire system. Jesus fucking christ this faggot. Truly a Karen. Just a selfish asshole and ignorant to the core.
FedEx sucks ass no doubt but Dave really is the worst. What an asshole lol. "Please refund my viewer, i know you watched this". Lol.
Overnight dosent guarantee shit. It'd not even like a fine print thing. No refunds jackass. I love how he talks like an authority. Anyone who ships/recives/buys shit frequently knows this a risk you take with overnight 1 day shipping. Escpailly this time of year.
Smug. Egotistical. Asshole. Just quit with the booze naps asshat, be up before noon.
Know im late but Shoutout to secret (un)limited. Doubling down on rich and wwe champions was great. Going gloves off with the Kat pic. Excellent. and the juxtaposition of excuses and claims of change laced over past and present. Really great two hours. Dude gets his dick sucked enough with his quality but this was one of the best yet. Good shit.
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He cryptically mentions the gate code two or three times so I'm sure there's more to the story and that fits in it somewhere. FedEx guy probably couldn't get into the complex and had other shit to deliver. He also says that he created a FedEx.com account for the first time today so they wouldn't have had a number for him.
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He has this mindset of an old woman who doesn’t know technology. They always send worthless info and think they other person knows exactly what they’re talking about. Old fucks always think a company’s Twitter/Facebook will responds to them if they gave their tracking info in their comment section. Bitching isn’t going to help. Just wait for the paypig package. Lol also FedEx sucks. It’s worst than both usps and ups lol
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Entitled delusions on a completely new level. This is a 40 year old man- just insane and beyond pathetic, in a way I feel sorry for Kath. A horse aspie who now have to live with this manchild.
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The positive thing is she hardly have to see him. Even that hour a day seeing his face at breakfast has to be pure hell for her.
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This dumb fuck called corporate instead of the actual shipping center that made the mistake. Whatever Pajeet he was talking to could feel Dave just trying to grift him for a refund for something he apparently didn't even pay for. That of course combined with the fact he overexplains every minute detail, he probably opened the conversation talking about how he used to work at a helicopter factory. Poor guy probably fucking hung himself with the headset and that's why the call ended.
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The Indian should of have put him on hold for an hour. God knows Phil would wait that long
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This fucking faggot is lying. We are supposed to take him at his word (without evidence) that FedEx fucked up.
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Okay, so, as someone who actually bought the escort story at the time. I'll admit it, I'm a big enough man. One, lolcows are fucking wild. 4-5 years ago, if you said Chris would be in jail for fucking his mom, no one would believe that shit. Hell even a couple of years ago if you said Phil was gonna get scot free bankruptcy no one would fucking believe you. And yet, they seem to live in a cartoon world. Where it turns out the man who begs hourly is actually fucking sinking thousands, yearly? Weekly? On fucking mobile games. Right with me so far? Like it seems dumb that people believed it, but it happens.
Now here's the important thing. The lie perfectly lined up. DSP just post break up was whinging about being single. And then, out of nowhere, we were getting instagram pictures of some woman with DSP. And you had two theories, he had completely lost his fucking mind and was creep shotting some poor bitch. Or he had a new girlfriend. And neither made much sense. Because I think by this point we had seen some pics in his house. The other was that how the fuck did DSP get a new girlfriend? Like he has a *self published* video on him having a tantrum towards the last one having a mental breakdown. Like how the hell do you not google this guy and see that?
And the fun wrinkle of this? He was self admitting to flying this bitch out halfway across the country. Begging for money to do that. So, he thought he had a girlfriend, that was fleecing him for cash. Which if it was his real girlfriend was real fucking sad. Even Tevin had a line at the time about "bitch better be riding that dick way more than this for me to be calling her a girlfriend". Like imagine, this was all somehow sadder than stalking some girl. It just almost wasn't adding up. Would Phil really sink this low? (For the record, we somehow didn't think he would at the time. What halcyon days). What woman would do this willingly? Why were his fans fucking funding this?
Now step back right. Look at the WWE Champions reveal. He was fucking bleeding money. Like it just didn't make any fucking sense, how he could get all this fucking cash in a day and beg the next. Did he have a drug problem? We knew he drank, but you just can't drink that much. Then, all of a sudden we had the answer. A mobile game account that was worth, at the time, $40,000. We finally had our answer and all these weird mysteries were solved.
So now, you can imagine how it felt when someone was like "Oh I'm an escort fleecing this stupid shit head for money". And it just seemed like it all made so much fucking sense. He was getting blackmailed, as I recall, and that's why this was getting so bad. And hell the story they gave about him stiffing bills, and that's why they came forward also sounded like our Phil. Like really this made all so much sense, it would be like if somehow, the WWE Champions account wasn't actually his. That's how much this escort story just added everything up.
Now, importantly, in retrospect it all seems dumb. And that's because they kept giving away too much of the game. Like the one thing that I remember sticking out was "Why out a client for a missed bill? That seems way too quick on the draw." And from there, the deep autism of the farms unthreaded the story. But we should never forget, Phil was gonna be actually compromised. The way everyone bought the story, whatever blackmail they were gonna fabricate was probably gonna be believed. Hell, Phil might have been checkmated. He could get out of the blackmail, but had to expose way worse about his life. Like, no guys, I can't spend my money on that, I'm in deep to mobile games. Or actually I'm flying out some dude's girlfriend. But nope, the Farms saved his ass. He had to provide no alibi, or have people actually buy the blackmail.
And how does he thank us? By mocking us about it. Because, the moral of the story is that Phil is a retard. And the only thing he has is to call us stupid.
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This faggot has the funniest case of Main Character Syndrome ever.
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Dave hypes up his day off every week explaining how he has to go shopping, he's got to go to the dump, he's HAS to have his one meal out at Taco Bell a week with his wife. He's so busy on these days they really aren't even days off because he still has so much work to do. Yet somehow he was apparently sitting home all day waiting for this to show up so he could fuck with it and then play Champions in his room the rest of the day. What's more likely is he left Kat there to sign for the package for him while he ran errands and either Tyrone dropped by so she was busy upstairs or was in a food coma and didn't hear the guy knock.
Shipping mistakes happen all the time, shit gets loaded on the wrong truck and goes off on an adventure for a day and FedEx is the worst shipping company I've ever had to deal with. but I would believe anyone before I believed DSP. Everything that comes out of his mouth is a lie in some way or another.
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Its a wish wash the whole thing was just stupid. He forgot to mention that there was a person who latched onto it and tried to Blackmail DSP into giving money. The farms found out that none of the shit was going on and even outted the blackmailer.
Also in regards to the whole FedEx affair, its litteraly Old Man yelling at clouds syndrome.
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So, gonna powerlevel to disprove some shit here, I have a fucking temper. And I can get real fucking Karen on people, because I'm a cheap ass. Also, poor, so when I shell out for shit, I expect it to either go real smooth or have some real good answers. Which is the same level I've always held myself to in my jobs. I've taught a lot of really stupid angry people how a lot of professions work. But, here's the thing. I've never, ever, ever been hung up on if I'm not cussing. And I can keep fuckers going for ages, because I know that cussing is their magic button to end the conversation. But nothing else seems to be. And lets be real. The way he immediately said that he didn't swear? Bullshit. Mr. I've never used a hateful slur in my life? Nope. 100% no. He cussed them out and had to lie.
Also, any of you lurking in chat, should ask him which fan it was, because you want to personally reimburse him for the money. Show them the same charity he always expects.