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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
The only issue with troon-on-troon violence is most time one side or the other wins.
We still win off the other's failures, and the winner doesn't stay a winner forever.

Paul is a terminally selfish asshole and his credit rating and finances getting fucked is one of the better outcomes of the whole tranch experiment.
I have no complaints since I was upset thinking Bonnie's going to win something then I realized he's stuck either way.

He only admits "his" mistakes when there is someone else to shoulder the blame.

Special Agent Bonnie Nelson of the Kiwi Farms, personally recruited by @The Elusive Earl
Bonnie can come over, but no one will stop me and others from relentlessly bullying him so he's cowering in his boots.

It's funny that he says Penny is asexual. Surprisingly, I've seen a few tweets from Penny himself claiming this as well... even though Penny has had two biological children by two different women (who he then promptly left) and is now the "Mxstress" of a kink/BDSM polycule with two other men.
He cut off his balls and only has his rod now. He's asexual in that he has no sex drive.

If there are as many wronged ex-serfs and visitors as Paul makes out, I wonder why we haven't heard from more of them, especially given the average troon's vindictiveness and love of playing the victim.
What others said, if they speak they might get rolled over by Penny and Kevin's twitter clout.

Interesting tweet (a) by Fedposter J. Looks like he had to go back and insert "active" and ended up with double space. And the use of the word "had". So someone has an account?
It would be interesting to find them but I doubt we will without them saying something.

Just don't get upset if people call you a faggot if you act like a faggot.
I'm guessing he's not going to join due to this and due to optics. We're supposed to be dead by now in the trans community, can't betray the group and run to the enemy.

Kevin is only loyal to people he is attracted to." Savage.
It would be even more savage if Bonnie wasn't the exact same way :story:.
 
Other than the whole idea of Alyssa being the therapist on the ranch, there's two other things I love about this.

One being that bon is saying all this shit like its a surprise and people are eating it up. Anyone with half a brain cell could deduce basically 100% of his allegations, simply because not a single one of them can stop tarding all over the internet and exposing themselves. He acts like he's giving some wikileaks expose when really he's just discussing the same shit this thread has for awhile, but reframing it in a way where his narcissistic ass appears to be valiant and hard done by (BTW Bonnie, you aren't actually making yourself look good. You're making yourself look like a full on retard who's scrambling to clear his name.)

That being said, I wonder why he's chosen now to come out and try to elevate himself while sitting on them. Could it be that he knows some shit is going to hit the fan and he is preemptively trying to exonerate himself?


My second fav thing is all the troons crying abuse. Now we all know everyone on the tranch is an abusive moron, bon included, but it's hilarious that many of the complaints are "mommy didn't like me cutting off my wee wee and the tranch offered me FREE flights with a FREE place to stay and then cancelled when they realized I was just going to sit around all day! THEY ABUSED ME."

LOL troons considering people not giving them a free ride abuse will always give me a giggle
 
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"For safety reasons, we do not publicize people's coming and goings but since they have betrayed the cult by calling us a cult here's all the information you need to know to figure out who this person in a small public group is and when they were here. Since we did not just say their name we remain morally pure."
 
Interesting development!
So far nothing has really been said that isn’t well known and documented here on KF. Paul would probably encourage anyone who’s looking for receipts to browse in this direction, if it wasn’t for his and Kindness’s own thread being immediately adjacent.

As far as the field troons go, that last FTM did disappear in a bitter cloud of weed smoke and thinly veiled accusations of abuse. Maybe she’ll pop up again now.

Personally I’d like to hear more about the apparently fraudulent gofundmes, specifically the ones that claimed to be helping Pine Ridge natives. I know Paul wasn’t there at the time but probably knows something about it.

He’s also claimed animal neglect but hasn’t given any specific examples. There are bound to be examples.

So far then it’s a tranny slap fight that’s been long overdue to break out in public, but we’ve not really got to anything juicy yet. I guess Paul is saving that for any journos he manages to attract, but IMO he’d be as well just spilling all the beans on Twitter.
 
I would welcome Paul to come here and try and justify his awful decision making, it would also give me an opportunity to tell him directly what a cowardly, bullying cunt he is for joining in the beating of that woman protester and boasting about it like a hero afterwards.

You reap what you fucking sow you fat filth.


It's insane to see Paul and Troons in the wild on twitter reaching identical conclusions to those many people in here predicted a year ago. There's plenty of baseless hyperbole thrown about on KF but this thread has been uncannily accurate.
 
Paul, you know the playbook by now: your former friends are going to lie about you and gaslight you. They're going to make you look like an unhinged toxic abuser and thief. They're going to smear your partner too. They've already accused you and kind of "Unwanted sexual advances." What comes next? You're not going to be able to defend yourself on twitter. Your best bet to get your side of the story out is to come and post it here.
 
@Souji Tendou Any word from based tranch escapee on what she thinks about all this?
I'd actually been trying to post it several times last night, but site kept fucking up and didnt let me upload the image. Still is shit as its not letting me upload some of the other shit and i'll edit it into the post when I can.

Can't archive due to private twitter.
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Bonnie with the "KF gets the reasons wrong but they're right". All I could ever ask to see.
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Of course, Twitter troons/anarchists immediately attacked Paul.
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Paul apparently shared some kind of proof of his claims, but then deleted it after people started screeching about "doxing". I don't know what exactly was said.

Not everyone was a hater though:
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Fedposter J (aka Jarrod/Josie), one of the current Tranchers, has responded:
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Not sure what he's talking about here, tbh. Interesting that he's calling Paul a "Pogue" though... 🤔
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Troonism is always inherently unsustainable.
 
I would welcome Paul to come here and try and justify his awful decision making, it would also give me an opportunity to tell him directly what a cowardly, bullying cunt he is for joining in the beating of that woman protester and boasting about it like a hero afterwards.

You reap what you fucking sow you fat filth.


It's insane to see Paul and Troons in the wild on twitter reaching identical conclusions to those many people in here predicted a year ago. There's plenty of baseless hyperbole thrown about on KF but this thread has been uncannily accurate.
The saddest words of tongue or pen: "Kiwifarms were right, again!"
 
The saddest words of tongue or pen: "Kiwifarms were right, again!"
Exactly. It's not about Bonnie exposing novel information. That happened already. It's a question if that information being confirmed and signal-boosted by someone they can't as easily dismiss.

The narcissistic troons in this community have an automatic excuse to dismiss anything the Farms say. They don't want to hear anything that will make them question their stupid decisions, so they lie and say we can't be trusted. For deceptive liars like these, a lie agreed upon will serve as their truth, if it lets them delude themselves.

But Bonnie is somewhat part of their community. If she says something, some of them might listen. They can't just say "la la I can't hear you" as a defense to uncomfortable facts, or at least not as readily. This will have real impact on the Tranch's public face, and will thus generate more lulz.
 
So the bank is gonna foreclose on the Tranch, leaving Bro-nnie, his mom, and Skye left with black holes on their credit reports, while Penny & the gang make like a tree and leave.
And if the troons abandon the alpaca when they flee, who’s left holding the bag? Is Bro-nnie gonna be liable for some kind of animal abuse charges?
 
So the bank is gonna foreclose on the Tranch, leaving Bro-nnie, his mom, and Skye left with black holes on their credit reports, while Penny & the gang make like a tree and leave.
And if the troons abandon the alpaca when they flee, who’s left holding the bag? Is Bro-nnie gonna be liable for some kind of animal abuse charges?

And clean up costs. Old Chewing Side has really done a number on Paul it seems.
Phil just cruises through life leaving ruin behind him, I wonder just how comfortable it really is being one of his "Pets".
 
"KF was closest to the truth (read: right), but for the wrong reasons". which I assume is "transphobia". They only got so far because their gender LARP has been protecting them from criticism and earned them lots of GFM money and praise. Nobody would have called them out ever. Of course Bonnie can't admit that.

Kiwifarms: Right about the Tranch being a scam cult. Right about the fact you'll never be a woman.
 
It's insane to see Paul and Troons in the wild on twitter reaching identical conclusions to those many people in here predicted a year ago. There's plenty of baseless hyperbole thrown about on KF but this thread has been uncannily accurate.
For real. If the trancheros had actually taken even 10% of the advice on ranching, animal husbandry, plant identification, construction, cooking, grooming or generally not being a useless fucking troon that was in the thread, the grift could go on but no. They proved to be every bit as bad at life as speculated. How many times have people in here said some variant of "...but the tranchers wouldn't be THAT dumb, right?...right?" only to demonstrate yet again that they sure are. But if they could take advice, they wouldn't be cows, and if they had any forethought they wouldn't be troons. Time to place bets on exactly when the tranch goes tittyskittles up.
And clean up costs. Old Chewing Side has really done a number on Paul it seems.
Phil just cruises through life leaving ruin behind him, I wonder just how comfortable it really is being one of his "Pets".
Phil was the force of personality behind the tranch/militia/polycule. He shares a bed with Shiteater and the Amhole; there really isn't much lower in life to go. There was that pic of him dripping candle wax on Kevvie back when he still had his balls and the semblance of a sex drive. Phil's pets would be humanely put down in any reputable shelter lol.
 
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