Liz Fong-Jones / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

[Doppelmonger]

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The consent accident was in plain sight the whole time




Bonus image because I am bored

 

[Cherry Eyed Hamster]

Elliot needs to find a Diane Von Furstenberg-style wrap dress with an A-line knee- or below-knee-length skirt to it. Some heeled knee-height suede boots underneath for the winter. Longer sleeves and a wide-ish v-neck, and a tall waist panel/wrap/drape to pull that waist in or camouflage it. Or a structured loose sheath, but knee-length, with a waist seam and some asymmetrical drape or gathering one side in the front.

Alternatively, high-waisted wide-legged pants and a knee-length structured (blazer) jacket, unbuttoned, over a scoop-neck fine spun tee. You can push up the sleeves on the jacket if you want to look more casual. And heels or heeled ankle boots. Put on some fucking dress shoes.

So tired of seeing these fully adult folks looking like kindergarteners who just rolled out of bed into two different Garanimals outfits before mom shoved a pop tart into their hands and raced to drive them to school, no time to brush teeth or hair.

Especially people with zero non-adult dependents and plenty of disposable income. They could be buying custom-made* clothing instead of looking like the H&M post-Christmas clearance rack.

* you can get very very fine custom tailormade suiting (and anything else) all over Asia for relatively cheap.


(But I know you didn't suggest white shoes, right?)

I don’t see how any fashion could save Elliot at this point. Due to the way his face, hips, and limbs are structured, he will never, ever even remotely pass as a woman. No amount of dress shoes or waist panels is going to feminise that shovel jaw.

He could however, try washing his hair and getting tips on makeup foundation. There are so many drag male-looking drag queens out there that KILL IT when it comes to doing makeup. Granted you know they’re still men, but they put effort into looking female. If Fong have a damn he would be doing this rather than slapping on hypothermia blue lipstick and calling it a day.

 

[JCDenthog]

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"If I pull that off will you die?"

 

[Stoner Metal]

CEO’s are fucking spineless and stupid. You’d think that being in that position of power would mean they’d know how to face others who browbeat them, but many CEO’s are sheltered. They’re not accustomed to being threatened at by other people, so when someone actually does it to them so intimately (in this case, to their wives), rather than having employees just do the typical modern thing and complaining about them on social media, they get scared shitless. What Fong did was absolutely horrible and those women did not deserve to be talked to like they were kids (Girls Talk?? Ew fucking pedo), but it certainly opened my eyes on how the elite class acts when faced directly with a threat. Particularly if the person doing so is a protected minority.

I wonder if this knowledge could be used for good? What would happen if things were reversed? If normies were calling up CEO's wives and asking why their husbands were allowing pedophiles and child groomers to work on their IT staff and in their HR departments?

Nevermind, we all know what would happen. The FBI would get involved almost immediately and the people doing the calling would end up in jail charged with terroristic hate crimes.

 

[themasterlurker]

I'm surprised nobody has posted this article about him getting Eve Online to use Honeycomb (which is likely why he hasn't been fired, that contract likely pays very well)

How Eve Online uses observability to ease migrations | LeadDev

archived 17 Nov 2022 04:45:47 UTC

archive.ph

How Eve Online uses observability to ease migrations

How the games company is modernizing a 20-year-old codebase with observability

leaddev.com

Also some likely never-before-seen pictures of him, he's incredibly fond of his samoyed

Spoiler: Slightly Islamic content: "New collar for Liz :)"

Taken from his snake boyfriend/husband's Tumblr page
https://archive.ph/wip/zNAx4

Elly: Archive

invinciblehymn.tumblr.com

From what I gathered from the snake man's social media, who he follows, who follows him, etc. is that Fong is in a polycule of 4-5 people, likely more

 

[Inside your walls]

Lotsa content

 

[Baraadmirer]

Also some likely never-before-seen pictures of him, he's incredibly fond of his samoyed

Didn't the dog die or is this another one?

 

[Chukipz]

Elliot, you Thwomp-faced noodle-nigger, you are the reason I finally signed up to KF after lurking here since it was the CWCki Forums. Your one man crusade against this weird and wonderful collection of autists - going to the extremes of literally breaking the very underlying fabric of the public Internet - has finally made me MATI.

Since I know you cope, seethe, dilate, and then squint through the pain at your own thread, I just want you to know this: Your likelihood of winning the upcoming Total Retard War is as high as your likelihood of becoming a woman. Go Minecraft yourself.

 

[Doppelmonger]

"If I pull that off will you die?"

"It will be consensually accidental"

 

[JCDenthog]

"It will be consensually accidental"

"You're a big jaw"

 

[Chef Red Pill]

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"So, so wait a minute, I just found out that the Ooperator's name is Josh. Josh? Josh? We’re afraid of a guy named Josh? Are you kidding me?"

 

[Sniperwoof]

It's okay guys I let honeycomb.io know. There's a contact page for the company if you want to let them know what their employee has been up to. Be polite and be respectful (not necessarily to pronouns). Remember who the real cyber-terrorist is.

No gayops you attention seeking retarded fucking faggot.

 

[Cherry Eyed Hamster]

It's okay guys I let honeycomb.io know. There's a contact page for the company if you want to let them know what their employee has been up to. Be polite and be respectful (not necessarily to pronouns). Remember who the real cyber-terrorist is.

Nice try attempting to stir the pot, now which honeycomb.io employee are you?

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Man the farms is running really well today. How does it feel to be a fucking failure Elliot?

 

[siegemeister675]

Man the farms is running really well today. How does it feel to be a fucking failure Elliot?

Probably feels like having a scarred up, rotting hole where your twig and berries used to be.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

It's okay guys I let honeycomb.io know. There's a contact page for the company if you want to let them know what their employee has been up to. Be polite and be respectful (not necessarily to pronouns). Remember who the real cyber-terrorist is.

We don't do things like this. This is not an activist forum. If you know about a crime or some other form of misconduct - report it to the proper authorities and end your involvement at this. Otherwise don't engage with people discussed on the forum.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

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Is he trying to look like a chink knockoff tranny Bane?

 

[siegemeister675]

It's okay guys I let honeycomb.io know. There's a contact page for the company if you want to let them know what their employee has been up to. Be polite and be respectful (not necessarily to pronouns). Remember who the real cyber-terrorist is.

They already know and they don't give a shit, they block anyone who mentions his rapist "consent accident" escapades on Twitter. Better to let their customers and vendors know, HoneyComb is actively protecting him.

 

[Dylan]

Let's take a moment and imagine what ding-dong's and cyrax's kids would look like?

 

[unexpected onions]

Let's take a moment and imagine what ding-dong's and cyrax's kids would look like?

Dead, because they would be too busy harassing ISPs and shit to take care of them.