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I know that FedEx has a shipping option that says "Adult Signature Required". Its no wonder the driver couldn't make the delivery. There's no adults at that house, har har har.
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2
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I've been 1000% serious on that fact, & he's getting worse by the day.
Lol only if by "help" you mean "rope thyself" or "permanent inpatient psyche hold." Otherwise, what are you doing? No don't get fucking help, Tubbo. You do you, faggot, keep on truckin. He's nowhere near funny enough to justify wanting him to stick around, & no one will give a fuck after he's gone.
Shit like this is as close as he ever gets to being funny. And lulz are literally the only thing that give him any worth to society at large. And even with this, his stock is still junk bonds. So don't cockblock us by encouraging him to fix himself, dewb, khamahaaan.
He can't be fixed anyway. Wired wrong is forever. He's not even smart or motivateed enough to recognize that only psychos think like he thinks. And the way he thinks is that he's special enough to be a named & personal target for theft & deception by fucking random delivery drivers, 3-6x per year.
Yes. An extremely low-intellect & unfunny one. Keep crying. First World Problem with mantits.
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Paper plates have been an oddly conspicuous part of Phil's shopping list for years, but his Christmas sperg-out when somebody dared ask him about it only confirms there's something weird going on.
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So what do you think the story is with paper plates? I know a couple of people for whom the sound of cutlery on ceramic is like nails down a blackboard - but not to the extent they're reduced to eating off paper plates.
The Level 1 Podcast Ep. 153: Dec. 26, 2022 - Christmas Recap! My Day Off and THE FUTURE Discussion
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So what do you think the story is with paper plates? I know a couple of people for whom the sound of cutlery on ceramic is like nails down a blackboard - but not to the extent they're reduced to eating off paper plates.
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Dood, computer games are on the decline. Phil said so. People don't really play games on the computer anymore.
I acktually think fat Khet is a bad person so one day she had a fit and threw away Phil's plates, or even worse she got mad and made Phil do the dishes. Following this incident, Phil got scared, believing he would die if this ever happened again. So now he only buys paper plates.
Oh by the way, WHERE IS THE INTERVIEW, PIGGY? Did you think we would forget!?
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Laziness, considering they eat at a minimum 3 meals per day, that's a lot of dishes, enough to fill up a dishwasher on a daily basis anyway.Paper plates have been an oddly conspicuous part of Phil's shopping list for years, but his Christmas sperg-out when somebody dared ask him about it only confirms there's something weird going on.
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So what do you think the story is with paper plates? I know a couple of people for whom the sound of cutlery on ceramic is like nails down a blackboard - but not to the extent they're reduced to eating off paper plates.
No self-respecting adult is going to use paper plates in his own home.
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Ceramic plates house demons. They must be excised.
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Gordon Ramsey would go ballistic on Phil "IT'S FUCKING RAW PHIL!" "DID YOU JUST SNORT IN MY KITCHEN?????"
And Phil would later just exclaim "That guy is a detractor he doesn't know how restaurants work ack ack ack"
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It would be like a combination of the Amy's Baking Company, Joe Nagy and Sebastian episodes.
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Hahahahahahahaahhaha
This has been a great B-story so far, and it's definitely broken the monotony of the main arc. We even got super overtime because of a 22/50 stream tonight.
*chef kiss*
This has been a great B-story so far, and it's definitely broken the monotony of the main arc. We even got super overtime because of a 22/50 stream tonight.
*chef kiss*
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Has Dave mentioned what two capture cards he bought off Amazon? I'd love to laugh at him paying 500 dollars of money he doesn't have.
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If Phil is to be believed and he has bought all this stuff (Top of the line TV, Khets Xbox S, TWO, yes TWO fkn capture cards and the rest), via Amazon's pay monthly scheme and not on a credit card, Phil will end up owing more to Bezos per month than he does on his fkn mortgage by the end of January at this rate
And Bezos will get his money. Fuck the mortgage I guess, but being homeless with a new TV you still have 6 months worth of payments on is future Phils problem
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According to Amazon's terms -
So he's undoubtedly already up to his neck in payment plans for all kinds of shit he doesn't need.
So he's undoubtedly already up to his neck in payment plans for all kinds of shit he doesn't need.
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So Phil thinks his new capture card looks just fine. IGN, on the other hand, did a review of his card (the LGP2+) and compared it with others:
Phil got the budget card.
What‘s it like to always bash your head into a brick wall?
Phil got the budget card.
What‘s it like to always bash your head into a brick wall?
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I would love to see Ramsay react to Phil dumping sugar in his red sauce.
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Or try to boil cup noodles with lukewarm water and eat it with a spoon.
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It's more fueled by his laziness and apathy. He does not give a shit about whatever he does on stream and even intentionally tries to spite his viewers. He doesn't touch his "business" when it isn't his designated stream time, even though even he knows that it would be far better for him.
And he's saying this despite having never tried windows 10 on either of his pcs, he doesn't know. And his refusal to try his also just telling, he doesn't want to salvage the situation, he just wants a new shiny thing to get pissy over.
Besides the real reason he doesn't buy a new PC himself is because he doesn't have the ability to save up enough money to buy one. Money just disappears the instant it hits his account. Plus he wants someone else to pick out parts so he can blame someone else for picking bad ones or if it fucks up hard, especially since he fucked up with the 3k lemon.
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His "get help" concern-trolling thing is dumb. Following this is no different than following pro wrestling. He's a belligerent antagonizing public persona who manufactures fake drama, and constantly (literally daily) addresses and berates the people who boo him. Sound familiar? Yes, that's a wrestling "heel."
And there is also a commonly referenced professional and mental health problem in wrestling business where the actor (wrestler) gets too into their character, and the lines between reality and fantasy blur. The wrestler Taz is an example of this. These days Taz actually admits he was believing his gimmick too much and makes jokes about it, to show the error of his ways and that he's chilled out now.
With DSP it's an extreme case. The social isolation, lack of negative feedback, and alcohol abuse have erased the actual human person. All that's left is the heel, who just flip flops on constantly spewing either golddust or toxicity forever. RVD literally slapped Taz across the face in front a bunch of people in a hotel lobby to help snap him back into reality (the legendary "pick a hand" story, it wasn't recorded, it happened in real life). DSP never leaves his hugbox so he doesn't have something like that to help him.
And there is also a commonly referenced professional and mental health problem in wrestling business where the actor (wrestler) gets too into their character, and the lines between reality and fantasy blur. The wrestler Taz is an example of this. These days Taz actually admits he was believing his gimmick too much and makes jokes about it, to show the error of his ways and that he's chilled out now.
With DSP it's an extreme case. The social isolation, lack of negative feedback, and alcohol abuse have erased the actual human person. All that's left is the heel, who just flip flops on constantly spewing either golddust or toxicity forever. RVD literally slapped Taz across the face in front a bunch of people in a hotel lobby to help snap him back into reality (the legendary "pick a hand" story, it wasn't recorded, it happened in real life). DSP never leaves his hugbox so he doesn't have something like that to help him.