I have stumbled across a YouTube channel going by the name,
Grannyslayer69. He claims to have Cyraxx stories because he went to middle school with him. However, I believe these all to be fake. I want it to be documented here so if anyone stumbles across this and wants to share what they believe is a new development on Chance's history that the stories are beyond a reasonable doubt fake. I was unable to find any more online profiles of this individual to further try to validate his stories. The photos I have provided are him trying to get into contact with Marty to get into Contact with Cyraxx, however Chance's phone is easily found online. No reason he would have to get in contact with Marty first, unless it was to gain notoriety. He also deflects when asked about a yearbook. His quality is atrocious, because there is zero quality. It's just audio on a black vertical output for a short video.
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Matching what we know about Cyraxx to the aspiring fanfic writer's stories:
Video one: "
I KNEW CYRAXX IN MIDDLE SCHOOL" - KF archive.
- Won't say his name. Everyone knows Cyraxx is Chance Wilkins. Very common knowledge, he's probably only dipped his toe into Cyraxx lore, and can't give his name because he hasn't used the blatant context clues available.
- Claims Cyraxx gave him ice cream at a sleepover, however it turns out the ice cream was semen. Chance is a disgusting specimen and ejaculates into his shirts. Seminal fluid looks nothing like ice cream, nor would it take the properties of ice cream when frozen. Note: He was unaware at the time that the "ice cream" he was eating was semen, but does not elaborate how he found out. He only mentioned that he found out later on but with zero frame of reference to when.
Video two:
"Cyraxx's first fight in middle school!!" - KF archive.
- States Cyraxx in English class would pick scabs off his feet and collect them in a jar. Cyraxx certainly may have had a swollen foot recently, but this story implies he would take off his socks and shoes to pick his scabs, and conveniently have a handy jar around to keep them in. Completely preposterous.
- Claims Cyraxx had a crush on a boy in his class and gave his jar to him which resulted in a fight. Cyraxx would be more underhanded and do something much more devious in a private setting if he was alone with his supposed boy crush. Handing a gift over (not to mention a gross gift of a scab jar) with a love note? No way in hell Cyraxx would do that.
- Claims that the punch from the fight is what fucked his teeth up, but he was born with fucked up teeth and jaw structure. His video implies his teeth was normal beforehand.
Video three:
"The infamous cyraxx haircut." - KF archive.
- Claims he and five other people had a sleepover (location not mentioned. Names of others not mentioned) and cut his hair. Gave him the grandpa haircut. Waxed his head too; all without Cyraxx waking up. Completely unbelievable.
- Says alcohol was involved. Cyraxx ain't no Cobes. He doesn't drink.
- Rest of the video mentions some girl coming up and trolling him by saying she liked his hair. Cyraxx never gloats about his cut getting him girls. His hair isn't really mentioned by trolls nor him alike, just the scabs. Not to mention his all signs point to early male pattern baldness. If he kept his hair that way on purpose at some point when growing back there would be a photo of him with a cut similar to a buzzcut has his hair regrows.
In conclusion, this is clearly
garbage tier fanfic meant to catch the Cyraxx bandwagon. If Grannyslayer69 ever gets to view this, I recommend that you stop trying to grow your already failing YouTube channel and to quit while your ahead. Your channel will go nowhere. Or at the very list don't make stuff up, it's disingenuous and lacks any form of creative integrity. I am more than willing to retract my statements if proof is ever validated. Until then I will err on the side of caution and be skeptical about these claims.
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