The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Jon of the Dead]

Only after we have gone full CSI/Time Team to document the utter horrors.

Blacklight in the bathroom, ground penetrating radar in the "field".

It'll be a CSI's wet dream.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

It'll be Nick Fuentes' wet dream

FTFY

 

[3-2-1836]

I had thought Tranny Waco's demise would be more exciting and explosive after they started hoarding guns for no goddamned reason but I'll take an implosion like this. Now that they've solidified themselves as a proper cult with inductees, escapees, a defined caste system, accusations of espionage and dogmatic devotion to their retarded troon overlord I hope this means that they'll stick together like a roving band of merry retards even after the Tranch itself closes up shop.

Realistically they'll just fizzle out and go their separate ways and everything related to the TUR will be memoryholed as an experimental utopia by Brave Trans Warriors that was doomed by Evil Capitalist Bigots, but one can dare to dream that this saga will go on far longer than it should and be recorded by every party involved.

They can still have a shootout with the Sheriff's department when they end up getting evicted

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

Alpaca mass grave confirmed!

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Where have all the 'pacas gone?
Long time, passing....
Where have all the 'pacas gone?
Long time ago...
Where have all the 'pacas gone?
Penny's killed them, ev'ry one!
Oh when will troons ever learn?
Oh when will troons... Ever learn...

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Alpaca mass grave confirmed!

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So that’s between 5000-9000+ pounds of dead alpaca, assuming they were on the low end of weight because starving.

That’s like three cars in weight.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Alpaca mass grave confirmed!

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They can still have a shootout with the Sheriff's department when they end up getting evicted

It would be hilariously funny if the Sheriff called in hazmat for all the dead animals if the tranch used them as barricades. Maybe even the biological incident team at FEMA.
It would be even funnier if they ended up getting more than one kill against anyone from government. Imagine being the laughingstock of all the agencies, county, state, federal.
"These fuckers lost someone to a bunch of troons who couldn't keep animals as pets properly!"

 

[White Devil]

It would be hilariously funny if the Sheriff called in hazmat for all the dead animals if the tranch used them as barricades. Maybe even the biological incident team at FEMA.
It would be even funnier if they ended up getting more than one kill against anyone from government. Imagine being the laughingstock of all the agencies, county, state, federal.
"These fuckers lost someone to a bunch of troons who couldn't keep animals as pets properly!"

Even retards get lucky with headshots.

 

[Vesperus]

Even retards get lucky with headshots.

Except Earl, apparently.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Even retards get lucky with headshots.

Yeah but still. Can you imagine being the Sheriff's office that lost someone to a bunch of troons who literally couldn't do anything right in life? They could probably just borrow a few MRAPs and the troons would die trying to stop it by trying to run into them riding alpacas or something.

 

[Vesperus]

Yeah but still. Can you imagine being the Sheriff's office that lost someone to a bunch of troons who literally couldn't do anything right in life? They could probably just borrow a few MRAPs and the troons would die trying to stop it by trying to run into them riding alpacas or something.

If you lose to troons you fail at everything

 

[Need4Sneed]

Not even their bodies could bring a single flower on that land

Wow, I'm no rancher or trancher for that matter but nearly of third of them dying in one go seems like a lot. I hope the Colorado ASPCA steps in and investigates for neglect.

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

I wanted then to go out like Waco. But I would never have guessed they do an Alpaca Auschwitz. So it's a satisfying ending.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

I wanted then to go out like Waco. But I would never have guessed they do an Alpaca Auschwitz. So it's a satisfying ending.

Verzögerung macht frei. (Retardation sets you free)

 

[Ninon42]

Hey Bonbon, got any confirmation about taking the cria from their mothers to hand-raise and lying that they had been rejected seemingly en masse? After being so shit at husbandry that you all didn't even know the paca were pregnant?

 

[Need4Sneed]

The remaining tranch members this evening.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Alpaca mass grave confirmed!

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So the alpacas survived the winter only to die en masse in the spring? Probably should have rethought that "sustainable agriculture" that turned the land into the surface of the Moon I guess.

 

[FinnSven]

I'm not sure what is more hilarious; that Paul has admitted that Kiwifarms is right or that he's pretending his meth smoking blind robot bird girlfriend could have been a troon trauma counselor to confused men in dresses.

In normal circumstances, Kindness should be receiving counseling and care for her obvious delusions and mental imbalances, so in no way is stable enough to provide therapy and support for others.

However, everyone on the tranch is clearly beyond help so what would it matter?

 

[PonderosaPete]

Alpaca my bags and move on from this shit show.

 

[Uncle Ted]

Alpaca Macht Frei

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

The tranch should pay for the 50 Alpacas. The 70 alpacas are just innocent beings that were forced to pens. 100 Alpacas had starved to death in Das Tranch. Before he kills himself he must atone for the zillion alpacas before he has a 41% chance.