DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
and this guy dreams of having a resturant
he'd get a big fancy bistro, and only equip the kitchen with a shitty old fridge from the 1950s, and stove with one functioning burner
DarkSydeBistro would be a great Kitchen Nightmares episode.
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This really. been half-serious on the fact he's insane but this is serious.
I've been 1000% serious on that fact, & he's getting worse by the day.
Get some help
Lol only if by "help" you mean "rope thyself" or "permanent inpatient psyche hold." Otherwise, what are you doing? No don't get fucking help, Tubbo. You do you, faggot, keep on truckin. He's nowhere near funny enough to justify wanting him to stick around, & no one will give a fuck after he's gone.

Shit like this is as close as he ever gets to being funny. And lulz are literally the only thing that give him any worth to society at large. And even with this, his stock is still junk bonds. So don't cockblock us by encouraging him to fix himself, dewb, khamahaaan.

He can't be fixed anyway. Wired wrong is forever. He's not even smart or motivateed enough to recognize that only psychos think like he thinks. And the way he thinks is that he's special enough to be a named & personal target for theft & deception by fucking random delivery drivers, 3-6x per year.
Phil, you're a faggot.
Yes. An extremely low-intellect & unfunny one. Keep crying. First World Problem with mantits.
 
Paper plates have been an oddly conspicuous part of Phil's shopping list for years, but his Christmas sperg-out when somebody dared ask him about it only confirms there's something weird going on.



So what do you think the story is with paper plates? I know a couple of people for whom the sound of cutlery on ceramic is like nails down a blackboard - but not to the extent they're reduced to eating off paper plates.
 
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Edit: and of course he calls her his mom again.
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Couldn't he play some games on computer? Phil is fucking brain dead.
Dood, computer games are on the decline. Phil said so. People don't really play games on the computer anymore.
So what do you think the story is with paper plates? I know a couple of people for whom the sound of cutlery on ceramic is like nails down a blackboard - but not to the extent they're reduced to eating off paper plates.
I acktually think fat Khet is a bad person so one day she had a fit and threw away Phil's plates, or even worse she got mad and made Phil do the dishes. Following this incident, Phil got scared, believing he would die if this ever happened again. So now he only buys paper plates.

Oh by the way, WHERE IS THE INTERVIEW, PIGGY? Did you think we would forget!?
 
Paper plates have been an oddly conspicuous part of Phil's shopping list for years, but his Christmas sperg-out when somebody dared ask him about it only confirms there's something weird going on.



So what do you think the story is with paper plates? I know a couple of people for whom the sound of cutlery on ceramic is like nails down a blackboard - but not to the extent they're reduced to eating off paper plates.
Laziness, considering they eat at a minimum 3 meals per day, that's a lot of dishes, enough to fill up a dishwasher on a daily basis anyway.

No self-respecting adult is going to use paper plates in his own home.
 
DarkSydeBistro would be a great Kitchen Nightmares episode.
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Gordon Ramsey would go ballistic on Phil "IT'S FUCKING RAW PHIL!" "DID YOU JUST SNORT IN MY KITCHEN?????"
And Phil would later just exclaim "That guy is a detractor he doesn't know how restaurants work ack ack ack"
 
Gordon Ramsey would go ballistic on Phil "IT'S FUCKING RAW PHIL!" "DID YOU JUST SNORT IN MY KITCHEN?????"
And Phil would later just exclaim "That guy is a detractor he doesn't know how restaurants work ack ack ack"
It would be like a combination of the Amy's Baking Company, Joe Nagy and Sebastian episodes.
 
Has Dave mentioned what two capture cards he bought off Amazon? I'd love to laugh at him paying 500 dollars of money he doesn't have.
If Phil is to be believed and he has bought all this stuff (Top of the line TV, Khets Xbox S, TWO, yes TWO fkn capture cards and the rest), via Amazon's pay monthly scheme and not on a credit card, Phil will end up owing more to Bezos per month than he does on his fkn mortgage by the end of January at this rate

And Bezos will get his money. Fuck the mortgage I guess, but being homeless with a new TV you still have 6 months worth of payments on is future Phils problem :story:
 
I can't think of a single streamer who installs drivers midstream. Is dave genuinely retarded? Thought you used to build computers bud
It's more fueled by his laziness and apathy. He does not give a shit about whatever he does on stream and even intentionally tries to spite his viewers. He doesn't touch his "business" when it isn't his designated stream time, even though even he knows that it would be far better for him.
He blames the fact that he can't update to Windows 10 because his PC can't handle it. He won't buy a new PC because he wants to scam it out of his viewers. He needs Windows 10 soon, mainly because Windows 8.1 (What he currently uses) will reach the end of support on January 10, 2023, meaning that there will be no more security updates past that date. The chance of Phil fucking up his current PC becomes significantly higher.

Basically: He needs to do something about his PC to continue (safely) using it for streaming.
And he's saying this despite having never tried windows 10 on either of his pcs, he doesn't know. And his refusal to try his also just telling, he doesn't want to salvage the situation, he just wants a new shiny thing to get pissy over.

Besides the real reason he doesn't buy a new PC himself is because he doesn't have the ability to save up enough money to buy one. Money just disappears the instant it hits his account. Plus he wants someone else to pick out parts so he can blame someone else for picking bad ones or if it fucks up hard, especially since he fucked up with the 3k lemon.
 
His "get help" concern-trolling thing is dumb. Following this is no different than following pro wrestling. He's a belligerent antagonizing public persona who manufactures fake drama, and constantly (literally daily) addresses and berates the people who boo him. Sound familiar? Yes, that's a wrestling "heel."

And there is also a commonly referenced professional and mental health problem in wrestling business where the actor (wrestler) gets too into their character, and the lines between reality and fantasy blur. The wrestler Taz is an example of this. These days Taz actually admits he was believing his gimmick too much and makes jokes about it, to show the error of his ways and that he's chilled out now.

With DSP it's an extreme case. The social isolation, lack of negative feedback, and alcohol abuse have erased the actual human person. All that's left is the heel, who just flip flops on constantly spewing either golddust or toxicity forever. RVD literally slapped Taz across the face in front a bunch of people in a hotel lobby to help snap him back into reality (the legendary "pick a hand" story, it wasn't recorded, it happened in real life). DSP never leaves his hugbox so he doesn't have something like that to help him.
 
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