Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Cherenkovblue]

Driving that Mustang at all in the winter up there is just dumb. Between the road salt and his inability to drive, the car is doomed. The problem likely wasn't ice. It was Nick's inexperience with an overpowered rear wheel drive car that is really light in the back. He will be equally likely to make the same mistake the first time he takes it out in the rain.
Put the Mustang in the garage until Spring Nick. That is where it belongs.

He can't even park his own car in Kayla's garage and you expect him to figure out how to fit a whole Mustang???

Elissa heading towards detractor territory (Fine by me since she's doing great work). Clip already out haha.

Video description: Lol
Comments are absolutely ripping on him.
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EDIT: Also from said stream:

Aside from maybe @feral cat #6385 we're basically all laughing.

Edit two:

FIVE STAR DAYS, RIGHT NICK? SOOIIIIIEEEE!!!!!

 

[Captain Manning]

Hold the fucking phone. This retard, who has lived his entire life in Minnesnowda, was dumb e fucking nuff to buy a MUSTANG and drive it in winter conditions?!

Actually, IIRC, he grew up in Texas.

BUT he's been in Minnesota long enough to know better.

 

[JamusActimus]

Guess someone already made that joke but he most likely was going 60 in a 35.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Guess someone already made that joke but he most likely was going 60 in a 35.

No way. There was no damage to the car. A high speed crash crinkles a car like a beer can. If he was driving that fast and skidded off the road they would have needed the jaws of life to cut what was left of him out of the car.

It's very easy to get in a bad situation with winter driving. Very easy to skid off the road. Especially in a car one isn't familiar with driving.

Shame this bastard didn't get crippled for life.

This is his first day with the car. That may still happen. We are off to a good start.

 

[joshua moon nigger monkey]

Nick is definitely going to cheat on his wife if he hasn't already. Every locals chat he is just a thirsty motherfucker:

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His locals is filled with nudes and he loves it

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His locals chat is filled with this garbage.

 

[Pomniman]

When he parks that car around a lamppost I hope they find a dead rentboy in the trunk.

 

[Troonos]

Elissa clips is back again. Guess Nick couldn't dissuade her LOL.

• I was worried at first but there ain't too many alogs get fucked kiwifarms you ain't done shit!
• Nick's antisemitic confirmed "Loud jewish kvetching" Total Ralphamale victory.
• The farms said I was prostituting my wife, that's not true and their all liars and bad people! ... Later on "Onlyfans is tempting because it's liberating and makes money!"
• I don't care about audiences other than people who watch my show!
• I'm sexy (and horny) and I know it (so I need to broadcast it), haters to the left for thinking like prudes!
• Internet cannot keep his wife entertained.....
• My wife won't leave me if I we can't maintain my lifestyle!
• I'm going to a glow party but it's definitely monogamous!

Pinned comment lel:

Hi Elissa! Congrats on being his first fan turned detractor!

Metokur making fun of Nick:

Nick's just like FORD. Found on road dead. At this point it's not even being mad. It's hilarious.

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Nick Rekieta the Degenerate?
Nick Rekieta... was a shitposter of the internet so drunk and so retarded, he could use the degeneracy to influence the locals... to create... subscriptions. He had such a knowledge of the degeneracy, he could even keep the ones himself from being hetrosexual."
"He became so hetroflexible, the only thing he was afraid of was... losing his hetroflexibility. Which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew. Then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic. He could save others from degeneracy, but not himself."
Is it possible to learn this power?
Not from a prude incel.

I finally had to unsubscribe from this dweeb after watching most of his streams for the last few years. Fame has really transformed him into someone not worth giving my time to. His channel was great when it was just educational legal commentary, but he's tried so hard to spin this phony "shock jock" and "grift king" reputation by trying to be edgy to a cringeworthy degree that he's now fucking insufferable and pathetic. He's not funny or cool or charming anymore. Sad.

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

Rackets please don't rip and tear your wife's car. Instead you should let Drexel wear the balldo and let him do the ripping and tearing.

 

[Kosher Salt]

No way. There was no damage to the car. A high speed crash crinkles a car like a beer can. If he was driving that fast and skidded off the road they would have needed the jaws of life to cut what was left of him out of the car.

No damage? Couple pages back someone posted that Drex said it had to be towed.

Nick isn’t streaming tonight because he drove the new Mustang off the road. Drex just shared this after joining a panel on Good Lawgic’s channel. Drex says the road was icy, Nick was only doing 35 in a 60, Nick is alright, the car is fine, although the car had to be towed away.

Is that just an insurance thing? Tow it and give it a once over to make sure there's no hidden damage?

 

[Captain Manning]

Guess someone already made that joke but he most likely was going 60 in a 35.

Also, he swears to drunk he's not God.

Nick is definitely going to cheat on his wife if he hasn't already. Every locals chat he is just a thirsty motherfucker:
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His locals is filled with nudes and he loves it
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His locals chat is filled with this garbage.

Holy shit.

I hate to say it, but I'm increasingly leaning toward this being an open marriage.

How the fuck would this not end in divorce or at least a separation for most couples?

Are there any females in this thread that would put up with this shit from their boyfriend or husband? Nick's idiotic claims about being prudish or an incel aside, am I just too trad now?

 

[Trianon]

It's so weird seeing the same pattern of every YouTube celeb scandal play out in a public chat and have the defense videos get posted in advance. We'd normally get all this at once after the affair.

 

[Phillip Green]

"How respectable he seemed, with his interactions with his kids, on stream..."

We need to talk about Rekieta Law

Elissa Clips:"How it started… How it’s going #rekietalaw"https://youtube.com/shorts/vma_dgZLeZc?feature=shareRekieta Law Clips:https://www.youtube.com/playli...

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"Dude, you preached VEHEMENTLY against this crap!"
Weeb Wars veteran weighs in. Deep lore and deep regret.

The femtism in this video is something to behold. That said, I can't disagree with any of it.

Nick is definitely going to cheat on his wife if he hasn't already. Every locals chat he is just a thirsty motherfucker:
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His locals is filled with nudes and he loves it
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His locals chat is filled with this garbage.

Jesus Christ, this isn't a matter of any kind of prudery. The guy is fucking married. What the fuck is he doing?

 

[Twitter Is Cancer]

The femtism in this video is something to behold. That said, I can't disagree with any of it.

It's a weird feel. Feminine autism, should be cringe and insufferable, instead, "she's not wrong tho."
And she really arrowed in on the "he held himself out as being anti-X but in fact he is X in every conceivable way"

 

[Anticipointment]

Damage to the car.

 

[AnOminous]

This nigga really crashed his dick-replacement already! He's speedrunning cowdom here. Taking a joy ride on icy winter roads in a muscle car is so arrogant that it almost seems apt for Rekieta.

It's a metaphor for his penis. Even his penis replacements go limp.

I would figure with a car like that there's not a lot of room in the back to try to weight it down.

A non-retarded driver wouldn't take it out on ice without at least having some experience with it in normal conditions. Also a non-retarded buyer wouldn't buy a Mustang. Outside of a couple classic years it's not going to retain value (certainly not after possibly totaling it within 48 hours). Holy Christ at least have some taste in your massively douchey midlife crisis car like getting a Vette.

 

[Phillip Green]

Damage to the car.

Look, I'm not a car guy, but, for real, why wouldn't you wait until April to buy a car with 2.5" clearance in rural fucking Minnesota. Of all his terrible midlife crisis decisions, a fancy car is by far the most understandable, but FUCK, wait until the thaw to take your new toy for a test drive. I don't know what the Rumble/Locals contract is worth, but I'm pretty sure that car is no longer something he can just write off as a clever $80+K tax write-off.

 

[AnOminous]

Guess someone already made that joke but he most likely was going 60 in a 35.

If he actually was going 35 in a 60 he knew damn well he shouldn't have been driving it at all. It should have a black box though if it ever becomes an issue.

His channel was great when it was just educational legal commentary, but he's tried so hard to spin this phony "shock jock" and "grift king" reputation by trying to be edgy to a cringeworthy degree that he's now fucking insufferable and pathetic. He's not funny or cool or charming anymore. Sad.

He doesn't seem to get that to be a "shock jock" you may have a Wack Pack but you don't fucking JOIN it.

 

[Become Worse]

I'm all for paying the government as little money as possible but his claiming he wants to deduct 80% of the Mustang for business expenses seems laughable. If he really goes that route I think he's going to see why the IRS just hired thousands of more workers.

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[Captain Manning]

Just FYI, for those who haven't noticed. The voting process for the 2022 Julays recently opened.

Thanks to this thread being moved, and a big uptick in traffic, Rekieta is... I believe for the first time ever... a nominee for a lolcow award.

Thread to cast your votes is here.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

Nick isn’t streaming tonight because he drove the new Mustang off the road. Drex just shared this after joining a panel on Good Lawgic’s channel. Drex says the road was icy, Nick was only doing 35 in a 60, Nick is alright, the car is fine, although the car had to be towed away.

How the fuck do you crash during winter when you live that far north?
Especially when it's a modern car.
Like nigga just don't touch the breaks and don't give her too much gas, the car will drive it's self. How can you be that old and not know what engine breaking is?
This is fatherless behavior and he is 40 years old.