MaxxJerm
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- Feb 19, 2022
He would fake it. Then, when you told him that he was doing it wrong, he would tell you that he was Indeed doing it right because there is "...no right way to make music. The way I learned is different than the way you learned. You see, I didn't learn musical theory like you did. I play in a style called 'perfect pitch' which means I play the vocals but on a guitar. You learned to play in a more traditional style. Did you know that Sullie from Godsmack doesn't know how to read music? You don't need to play traditionally to be a musical genius like me. I have what is called acquired savant syndrome. It happened because when I was in high school, I fell from a balcony. I know everyone says I jumped, but I didn't I fell. When I fell I hit my head and since that day I've had an interest in doing music. I've been able to listen to a song like "The Wheels on the Bus Go Round and Round" that I've never heard before and play the vocals on my guitar perfectly. Let's see you do that."If you threw a very simple 4 chord song like Don't Stop Believin' (or any of the dozens of songs that follow the same pattern), he'd most likely shit his pants within 60 seconds. Either out of fear, anger, confusion or a combination of all three.
I am so sad with myself that I was able to type that without looking anything up.