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The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.
When was that shitty shed/tarp structure built? Does that coincide with the Spring Massacre Bon Bon is referring to?
When they dig up the foundations of the Death Shed, will they also find Hoffa's remains??? So many questions.
If only they had an experienced PM on staff, surely this alpaca apocalypse could have been averted.
The "dug out barn" (aka "pit with a tarp over it") seems to have emerged around October 2021. It was speculated they were digging a mass grave, but also that maybe they were just incredibly stupid and thought a pit with a tarp over it would work as a barn or that they were trying to avoid planning inspections for a permanent structure with a foundation.
It wouldn't have been for the spring massacre - by October 2021 Bonnie had already run off with Kindness. It might have been built in anticipation for further deaths - it's noted that photos accidentally showed vultures hanging out by the tarp pit.
Most are dull, but this one looks like a shot of the tarp 'barn' looking just as ramshackle as ever. View attachment 3483352
It's the standard Tranch landscape, land eaten down to the bedrock apart from the inedible weeds, urine soaked hay blowing around uselessly, and a black binbag of trash carefully positioned front of shot. But what's that hanging around the 'barn'
Separately there was a sort of shitty lean to barn Jarrod made that was also covered in tarp, but that's separate from the covered pit they have. I think that's the only one we've seen inside, so we don't necessarily know what's in the pit (I think. I might be wrong here)
I'm not sure what is more hilarious; that Paul has admitted that Kiwifarms is right or that he's pretending his meth smoking blind robot bird girlfriend could have been a troon trauma counselor to confused men in dresses.
Male troons do tend to see all females as a combination of "mom" and "emotional support animal," I've noticed. Women exist to affirm their brave transition journeys, validate their fantasies about changing sex, and do all the boring background work so that they have more time to prance around in dresses and argue with transphobes on the internet. It wouldn't surprise me if they actually did assume she'd be willing and able to come in and solve all their problems, just by virtue of having a (real) vagina.
The "dug out barn" (aka "pit with a tarp over it") seems to have emerged around October 2021. It was speculated they were digging a mass grave, but also that maybe they were just incredibly stupid and thought a pit with a tarp over it would work as a barn or that they were trying to avoid planning inspections for a permanent structure with a foundation.
Probably a little of both. Probably dug a mass grave and then read about sunken barns using ground thermal stability to cut climate control cost.
Honestly a barn for Alpaca is more about not being a dick than survival. Winter in colorado shouldn't be anything well-fed and healthy alpaca can't handle, shelter or not. They experience worse in the Andes and traditionally are herded like sheep - that is, they might be out in the field for days or longer.
The difference however is many fold: in the wild Alpaca are able to move (to generate heat) and move out of strong wind or wet weather. IIRC the breakdown of particularly fresh grass inside a grazing animal also generates heat, dry hay doesn't host bacteria quite as well. Also in such inclement weather, keeping warm costs calories; wild or herded alpaca can simply graze more. Ranched alpaca need to be fed more, something I'm pretty sure the tranchers weren't doing - which is one of the reasons you'd want to put your ranch alpaca in a proper barn.
Putting the Alpaca in the Tarp Chambers probably hastened their demise. A tarp is not a proper roof, it will trap moisture. Moist air will conduct heat more effectively than dry air. It also allows disease to spread.
Imagine how legitimately horrifying and I'd argue traumatic it would be to watch these animals wither away in front of you. How long it would take to dig a pit to bury them. To wake up one morning to frozen corpses everywhere. Just.. really think about it. I remember one time a neighbor's dog got into my parents' chickens and how upsetting it was burying them, the dog didn't even eat them it was just killing for fun.
A chicken, a bird that's generally not a fan of being held or loved on beyond getting excited when you pour the feed, versus a sweet alpaca that ambles over to get scritches every time it sees you - If it's hard losing chickens, I think it'd be a true nightmare losing an alpaca. I'm half asleep right now so not good with words, but I seriously can't fathom witnessing 30-50 alpacas die and need to be buried and be able to Tweet about it casually.
To sneak that bit of info in as an afterthought after talking about how wonderful of a therapist Kindness in, like the ranch neglecting and killing dozens of animals isn't as big a deal as hurting his girlfriend's feelings - that's screwed up. It really shows his priorities. There's a lot of genuinely sick people out there. Bonnie betraying the Tranch doesn't redeem him.
Counter point: to have those sorts feelings you'd need to care about something other than yourself & plastic Robots that transform. Troons are normally debased narcissists (see: Troon screeching about "I was denied free food & housing when it was clear I would be nothing but a freeloading parasite"), but Sidechew's polycule is really pushing that to new frontiers.
The only trauma the tranchers felt was from needing to tighten their grift shots to make it look like they still had 200 alpaca + the babies they ripped away from their mothers, and imagining if the grift bux shrived up at the rate the animals were starving, they might have to work come up with a new grift to pay the bills.
It's ironic how things turn out given how much they loved the alpacas when they started the tranch and now they probably hate their guts because it's the only thing keeping them there, they would all GTFO if it didn't mean leaving helpless animals in a desolate lot.
They should just put them down, they are probably going to give them awful care anyways. They are both shitty choices but the only two they will take (because i don't think they will wait until they pass away naturally and since we are talking about monsters here, i wouldn't be surprised if they gave them shitty care on purpose to accelerate their passing).
It's ironic how things turn out given how much they loved the alpacas when they started the tranch and now they probably hate their guts because it's the only thing keeping them there, they would all GTFO if it didn't mean leaving helpless animals in a desolate lot.
Troons are narcissists. You can't view "love" and "hate" like a normal person does. There is only "things that are useful to me", "things that are not useful to me" - its very child-like self-oriented thinking.
So I don't think they hate the Alpacas, the alpacas just aren't useful to them right now. But I don't think they resent the alpaca's tying them to the land - if anything they are thankful that the animals make the legal owners evicting them more difficult, letting them extend the grift a little longer.
Much like a child with a pet, the Alpaca's at first were fun and novel and fluffy. And useful for grifting. As time went on, the chores and ignoring the poop until it dried and probably became a not insignificant portion of the dust you see blowing around the sand storm video, knocked the shine off that. So they don't hate the Alpacas, they just wish they didn't have to do chores.
If abandoning the tranch got them into a better financial situation, they'd do it in a minute.
Something important to remember is that the Tranch keeps more livestock than just alpacas.
If he's willing to admit that 30-1/4 of the entire herd of alpacas died (and even that number seems suspiciously low given the state of everything), just how many of the other animals kept on the Tranch have also died? The sheep, the chickens, the ducks, etc.
Simply put, I don't think we're dealing with just a mass grave of alpacas here.
First, 30-50 are the ones Bonnie admitted he had a hand in burying. There may be others he didn't have a part in.
Second, this is on top of the alpaca bodies donated to the wolf sanctuary.
Third, you're right: this is only the alpaca. What about the other animals? Were they donated for feed, or is there another mass grave we don't know about?
How many animals really died in the Tranch's care?
It wouldn't have been for the spring massacre - by October 2021 Bonnie had already run off with Kindness. It might have been built in anticipation for further deaths - it's noted that photos accidentally showed vultures hanging out by the tarp pit.
Probably they had so many dead alpacas they couldn't bury them all and so put up that shitty tarp so you couldn't literally see the mountain of corpses from space, like you can see the environmental destruction these cancerous troons brought with them.
A chicken, a bird that's generally not a fan of being held or loved on beyond getting excited when you pour the feed, versus a sweet alpaca that ambles over to get scritches every time it sees you - If it's hard losing chickens, I think it'd be a true nightmare losing an alpaca. I'm half asleep right now so not good with words, but I seriously can't fathom witnessing 30-50 alpacas die and need to be buried and be able to Tweet about it casually.
I’m not too aware of the specifics of these latest bombshell developments, but I’m diving in anyways to report on the activities of the other tranchers. Some of this will be undoubtedly repeated, my apologies.
Let’s start with Josie. I saw people making fun of “pogue” so I’m not going to show you a bunch of landlord hate speech, and instead show him referencing what some call a hate speech platform. [A]
This issue led him to ranting at 1:45 am his time about Bonnie. His grievances are as follows: charged them rent for living in his house, sexually harassed Penny, tried to control the sexual relations of the residents, hid the finances and refused to be transparent, didn’t provide Josie with “resources to pursue permaculture”. [A]
I would like for them to drop the finances and we have some autists here analyze that shit. They are not transparent, despite what Josie is claiming. Josie’s main issue here seems to be Bonnie doing shady shit with the money and hiding it from everyone else. It seems as if Bonnie has reached out to Josie, and obviously Josie did not take kindly to that. This checks out, since I did notice that Bonnie specifically mentioned Josie in a positive way in the original post, saying that Josie defended Kindness when everyone else thought she was lying about her disabilities. I not have any desire to know the specifics of Bonnie’s sexual harassment or controlment, though.
After getting some sleep, Josie cleared his mind with a walk [A]
The internet drama doesn’t affect him [A]
But I think maybe it or Penny in a frantic state is affecting him. [A]
I wanted to check on Jen but apparently he’s banned.
It seems that yesterday, Bonnie had to juggle both exposing the Tranch on Twitter with his chronically mentally ill parakeet. [A]
Love the “Disabled Brain Damage” part in her bio.
Her feed was the normal mentally ill shit, she’s doing the “retarded alter” shit. (No I am not archiving all that)
But she is not confused and disoriented enough to forget to beg for rent.
She then immediately goes back to pretending to be a retarded child.
I thought this was a euphemism, and I’m sad but not surprised to learn that you meant that quite literally. Them having a mass grave for the livestock while they beef with Bonnie on Twitter is not something i expected the tranch to do quite yet.
I suspect he’ll walk the mass grave thing back and say he meant it was “over the time he was there” or something. Cos that really doesn’t look too good.
Meanwhile, some more dirt is teased.
From the context I think this will expand on the hints he dropped about exploitation of “vulnerable” head cases that they had living there. Which probably means the female ones.
The way J jumped in with sexual harassment claims the second this dropped does make it likely it’s him that will be fingered.
But, it’s probably going to be weak sauce - everything is “endangering” and “literal violence” when it comes to trannies after all.
I thought this was a euphemism, and I’m sad but not surprised to learn that you meant that quite literally. Them having a mass grave for the livestock while they beef with Bonnie on Twitter is not something i expected the tranch to do quite yet.
Much of this happened while Boner was still there, and is no surprise to anyone. From the moment this disaster started it was really obvious they were putting too many alpacas on land that couldn't support them.
You can bet it hasn't gotten better with Boner's departure.
I'm honestly surprised that none of them got shot, i dunno, the prospect of mentally ill people isolated from society having rifles and handguns didn't seem like the best idea to me. I guess kudos to them?
It always seemed to me that one day there would be an altercation and one of them would do something horrible to the other or that one of them would just end it right then and there.
Probably they had so many dead alpacas they couldn't bury them all and so put up that shitty tarp so you couldn't literally see the mountain of corpses from space, like you can see the environmental destruction these cancerous troons brought with them.
I'm honestly surprised that none of them got shot, i dunno, the prospect of mentally ill people isolated from society having rifles and handguns didn't seem like the best idea to me. I guess kudos to them?
It always seemed to me that one day there would be an altercation and one of them would do something horrible to the other or that one of them would just end it right then and there.
If you teach someone how to use & check their safety early and often, even with inverted-dicked idiots its very low odds. There are also about 6 of them, and they are moving in the same area, so few changes for friendly fire mishaps.
And I'll give Sidechew some begrudging credit for not running their range like a complete tard, just a LARPer. I'm guessing his time as a cavscout drilled range safety into his troonskull.
And all of them know the Earl Threat is a twitter LARP for grift bux.
It's ironic how things turn out given how much they loved the alpacas when they started the tranch and now they probably hate their guts because it's the only thing keeping them there, they would all GTFO if it didn't mean leaving helpless animals in a desolate lot.
They should just put them down, they are probably going to give them awful care anyways. They are both shitty choices but the only two they will take (because i don't think they will wait until they pass away naturally and since we are talking about monsters here, i wouldn't be surprised if they gave them shitty care on purpose to accelerate their passing).
They managed to fuck up the land to the point it’s uninhabitable for life. You can bet they’d fuck up putting down the animals and somehow cause more suffering.
I'm honestly surprised that none of them got shot, i dunno, the prospect of mentally ill people isolated from society having rifles and handguns didn't seem like the best idea to me. I guess kudos to them?
It always seemed to me that one day there would be an altercation and one of them would do something horrible to the other or that one of them would just end it right then and there.
We can still hope for that to happen. It just might given how everything we said would happen, is and apparently has. These are still extremely mentally ill, selfish, narcissistic men with firearms so a murder suicide really is just a matter of when. I only hope they do each other instead of any innocents around that supertroonfund site.
