Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 16.2%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 24.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 66 17.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 155 40.6%

  • Total voters
    382
With Vics case officially dead and gone with no more opportunities for appeals what are the chances Nick will do a stream about the law and go over the blunders his faggot friend Ty Beard has made? I'm going to guess he will try to let the weebwar saga be condemned to memory.
It is all he can do.

Whether he addresses it or not depends on how many of those audience members are still around in his audience. On the other hand, it only takes one weeb sperg with 20 dollars to bring it up...

EDIT: I bet this pushes any Ty appearance back closer to 'never' territory...
 
Yup. And the issue with locals is that if you want to participate in chat, you HAVE to watch the thirst posts, there's no way to hide images or block users.
I haven't really messed with Locals much but this is the sort of thing I'd whip up a userscript to deal with. The problem then is that I hear people complaining that the app is garbage and of course a userscript won't work for that (or mobile at all really, I dunno).

I did add some custom styles to restrict the size of images in reply messages just to cut down the cancer a little bit, but I'm almost never watching the chat live (it doesn't play back along with the video on replay), and I don't have the ability to participate in it anyway, so yeah, like I said, haven't really messed with it much.

edit: same goes for Rumble actually... I have done some "improving" on that, but I dunno whether it's worth sharing or if it's mostly just people annoyed with the app
 
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wait hold the fuck up, nicks sister transitioned from female to male, if this isn't some elaborate joke, it could make sense why he's becoming a degenerate.
 
This is the core issue. He could have pivoted his content, but the Balldo seems to have broken a dam of repressed degeneracy. And those LOCALS posts and comments on ass and tit shots? Embarrassing for a married man...
Remember how much Ron Soye got shat on for thirstposting on ethot posts?
 
There is no path back. He is going to have detractors somewhere trolling him wherever he goes. It is pretty amazing that he had extremely few alogs stalking him and he was able to disengage from most slap fights. Now he is going to have to offend someone constantly. Welcome to the club, I guess...

EDIT: Teflon Nose no more, he will learn that shit sticks to you when you wade into it.
It's possible that he has viewers who turn in for his trial coverage but not his random topic streams who don't know about the current drama, but with his policy of reading every superchat, even if he did want to cater to two different audiences, superchatters are going to broach the subject. I don't think the general populace is as willing to handwave both his degeneracy and his hypocrisy as Nick is.

Pivoting back to the law would still mean wading through superchat after superchat calling him out (or wanting to bring Locals culture to YouTube)  and having to deal with that gracefully until the chat gives up on the bit, or changing his policy on reading everything that comes in. I think the 'please toast my dieing hamster' demographic is paying Wholesome Nick for his services. Once it's clear that he's Degenerate Nick, I think those chats go away. And before anyone thinks that will make the streams more watchable, consider that they will likely be replaced by thirsty wine-aunt chats...
 
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Does everyone in this thread have the feeling he will start blaming the farms for his troubles? I can't be the only one who sees the "It was all the fault of Null and his band of autistic kiwis" movie premier in 2023...

I mean, i see it as inevitable, i can't see anyone coping and pretending he is cool with all this dirt coming out for a long time. It's something he tried to hide. If he wasn't trying to hide it then it wouldn't be in a super sekrit Discord club or whatever.
 
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It is all he can do.

Whether he addresses it or not depends on how many of those audience members are still around in his audience. On the other hand, it only takes one weeb sperg with 20 dollars to bring it up...

EDIT: I bet this pushes any Ty appearance back closer to 'never' territory...
Last time he was on was during the midterm stream but i didn't watch as that stream was such a borefest. Going to be fun to see if Kurt covers it as he was extremely critical of the case and was super critical of the work Ty did. I do think Ty as a solo guest is pretty much over.

It's possible that he has viewers who turn in for his trial coverage but not his random topic streams who don't know about the current drama, but with his policy of reading every superchat, even if he did want to cater to two different audiences, superchatters are going to broach the subject. I don't think the general populace is as willing to handwave both his degeneracy and his hypocrisy as Nick is.
100% this is going away. One superchat is going to cut too deep and set him off. At first it'll be ones that 'attack his family or friends' followed by any that are critical of him.
 
tfw you crash your new car because you were browsing kiwifarms at 300mph on icy roads
sounds like a very ralph thing to do.

We started the year with Jack Murphy and now we're ending the year with Jack Murphy.
nicks sister is trans and nick donated to a "gnerder affirming" camp for kids.
 
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not only is nick sister trans, he donated to a camp for "gender affirming" care for kids.

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Do you have a source that isn't COMH? Because as far as I'm concerned if it's from her it's probably bullshit.

There have been a couple of times when Nick has talked about donating to that gender-affirming camp, but my memory was that he has explicitly denied the "his sister is trans" thing.
 
not only is nick sister trans, he donated to a camp for "gender affirming" care for kids.

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Honestly, this particular sperg is not the most reliable... She has BPD and ran with WILD rumours on the Sophie Long and James Younger cases. I will hold for further confirmation than this fugly schizo.
Remember how much Ron Soye got shat on for thirstposting on ethot posts?
One of these things is not like the other... I takes a Sesame Street understanding to realise why this is happening, and Nick cannot seem to even manage that.
It's possible that he has viewers who turn in for his trial coverage but not his random topic streams who don't know about the current drama, but with his policy of reading every superchat, even if he did want to cater to two different audiences, superchatters are going to broach the subject. I don't think the general populace is as willing to handwave both his degeneracy and his hypocrisy as Nick is.

Pivoting back to the law would still mean wading through superchat after superchat calling him out (or wanting to bring Locals culture to YouTube)  and having to deal with that gracefully until the chat gives up on the bit, or changing his policy on reading everything that comes in. I think the 'please toast my dieing hamster' demographic is paying Wholesome Nick for his services. Once it's clear that he's Degenerate Nick, I think those chats go away. And before anyone thinks that will make the streams more watchable, consider that they will likely be replaced by thirsty wine-aunt chats...
He needs to change he SC policy anyway. Making the minimum bar to be read at 5 dollars USD (or higher) would help. He is in a delicate place though where he shifted most of his viewers to Rumble and LOCALS, and Playboard is not an accurate reflection of his income anymore.

LOCALS subs are semi-opaque and recurring income, and Rumble rants are scuffed on mobile. We also do no know how much his signed deal is for quasi-exclusivity. IMO, it cannot be more than 65% of his average take.

In light of this drama, doubling down on wine-aunt Karens might be the smart short-term business move to gobble those subs. He doesn't even have to read plebian superchats. I have noticed that the SC take up A LOT less time on the shows and wish it happened years ago. Now it just lets uninhibited degeneracy flow.
 
How the fuck do you crash during winter when you live that far north?
Especially when it's a modern car.
Like nigga just don't touch the breaks and don't give her too much gas, the car will drive it's self. How can you be that old and not know what engine breaking is?
This is fatherless behavior and he is 40 years old.
I saw a youtube comment from someone that supposedly lived there and that it was quite unusual combination of icyness and bad salting and that there were quite a bunch of cars that didnt drove over 30, but when they stopped gas, still moved on a block.


There is no path back
I don't think this is true either. He sure is picking up steam from people that enjoy laughing at him rather than with him, but that is because he keeps going on the same direction. Like a comedian that starts bombing on stage, audiences are brutal and try to make it worse when they smell blood. The way for a streamer to go back is to understand the mistake, embrace it, accept it and check the ego at the door.

If started to do interesting law analysis and cracked jokes about his own missteps for a while, he would weather the shitstorm and come out fairly clean.

It also does seem like in addition to disgruntlement from older fans that there are some gay ops afoot fanning the flames. Keffals crew is still ddossing kiwifarms. It wouldn't surprise me that there are also some who are still angry they didn't get him permabanned after the duncan mcloud debate. It wouldn't surprise me if some of those are fanning the flames. In my experience those types have no trouble impersonating sexual disgust even when it doesn't come close to what degeneracy they consume themselves.

I suppose that last line is close to a description for Nick and that's thr problem he'd have to deal with. There is a path back. It's just in the opposite direction than he seems to want to go.
 
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nicks sister is trans and nick donated to a "gnerder affirming" camp for kids.
Pretty cool that you can double post but now provide any receipts.
lets just keep it here for posterity. even one year ago, if you said nick went to jamaica on cuck week and went to a gay drag swingers bar, wed all call it fake and gay.
Yeah, but people have proof of it.

I can say Nick split his dick in half like a snake tongue. Don't believe me? You're a prude!
 
does anyone have the clip where nick said as a kid he made a date rape joke about his sister. i swear to christ this happened and i let it go at the time.

nick was in high school or middle school or something. i think it was science class and he said he shouldn't put lead or some other chemical in his sisters drink because that would be daterape.

his teacher was obviously disgusted at this statement and sent him to the principals office. his dad was watching that stream and heard his daterape joke about his sister, he said this himself.
 
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