Jim Sterling / James "Stephanie" Sterling / James Stanton/Sexton & in memoriam TotalBiscuit (John Bain) - One Gaming Lolcow Thread

I think it's just proof that he's actually perfectly fine with capitalism when it serves him, considering he's not giving all his money away like the socialist he claims to be should.
Because people like him think Socialism/Communism is just Capitalism without the price tags. They think they can walk up to a local coffee shop and walk out with a coffee, no questions asked. They don't think of the Great Leap Forward era state canteens where the government controlled all the food, clothes, etc, and you got what they had, in amounts they determined.
 
What a ride this thread is, from watching since Digital Homicide days to seeing what 'Stephanie' has become is absolutely wild. Jim should have got help instead, he has the spare income to do so, but we all know that's not how any of the cows work.. shame.
If you told me 7 years ago that DH would come out as the less annoying and unlikable party than Jim I wouldn't have believed it. At least DH pretty much fucked off after everybody was done throwing eggs at them for the lolsuit. Year after year I come back and Jim somehow keeps getting worse and worse. I never liked his skits but he still made good videos to just listen to in the background. You either die a John Bain, or live long enough to see yourself become a Jim Sterling.
 
Late but I must draw attention to this absolute travesty of a Christmas dinner that Jim posted. It must have been passed over while we were all away spending time with our families. (archive)

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From bottom to top, as best I can identify:
  • A horrible greasy bread bowl with sundried tomatoes and unidentifiable pickled mush in the middle for dipping. It looks like sauerkraut but my brain refuses to accept this hypothesis.
  • Stuffing balls and what look like Ikea meatballs; no gravy provided.
  • Roast potatoes with bacon, about the most acceptable dish on the table.
  • Underdone parsnips, carrots and more soggy potatoes? Maybe baconless potatoes for a vegan member of the polycule.
  • A cake mixing bowl of the lowest effort salad which we all know was not touched lmao
  • More ramekins of ambiguous pickled veg.
  • There's a large knife in the middle there, so presumably some sort of cooked meat is hiding behind that gaudy glass lantern. Jim's cinematography is just so inept as to completely obscure the main centrepiece of the meal.
  • Platter of cold prawns, squid rings, smoked salmon and other seafood, with a prawn cocktail sauce for dipping, accompanied by slices of lemon and apple???
  • I think the two ramekins after this might be more cold fish deli snacks from M&S.
  • They managed to undercook the cauliflower and overcook the sprouts. The peas appear withered.
  • Overboiled mushy broccoli with more mysterious goop in the middle. I'm gonna be optimistic and guess premade cauliflower cheese.
  • Absolutely none of the glasses or plates match. One person is washing down their dinner with a mostly empty plastic bottle of GFuel.
  • Despite employing two tablecloths they still couldn't cover the table fully.
  • In typical troon fashion, didn't bother to move the battered cardboard box out of the corner before taking this shot.
Merry fucking Christmas and a Happy New Year to all of you!
 
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Looks like this is the thread for rating games this year, but first I'll give my two cents on Sterling.

Say what you will about Total Biscuit but I for one held some respect for the fact that he kept his integrity thoughout his career. I mean that in the sense of his reviews were never bought and paid for by the subject of the review. Whether you agree or disagree with him you can rest assured his opinions were his own and genuine.
In a post-TB world I saw a similar quality in Jim Sterling, despite being a degenerate fat-ass man child.

That changed when he trooned out as in doing so he gave up that sense of integrity to tow the line for the troon cult mentality. No longer can he in any way shape or form be taken seriously and no one should care what he has to say about anything.

Anyway, vidya gams. Lists based solely on what I actually played.

1. War Thunder. By far my most played game of the year. I keep getting better at it and enjoying many elements of the game play. Theres a lot of content on offer for free although I wont deny I've sunk a decent bit of money into it as well. Every major update brings something new and exciting to the game while smaller updates tweak the balance and keep the experience from getting stale. A.C.I Sentinel is best tank. Seal clubbing is always fun and I will never apologize for it.

2. Morrowind with mods. Still one of the best gaming experiences on offer as it clears its 20th anniversary. Mods like Tamriel Rebuilt, Rise of House Telvanni, Uvrith's Legacy, and more merely add to what was, is, and always will be a fantastic game. Telvanni4Lyfe.

3. Dwarf Fortress would be higher on the list if Adventure Mode was available at launch but I still enjoy playing it almost as much as I enjoy watching streams and videos of it being played. A fun game with immense depth thats only gotten more accessible and enjoyable with its steam release. Now you two can enjoy the wonders of a fort full of alcoholic midgets without having to stare into the matrix of ASCII.
1. War Thunder. Fuck this game. Its full of Chink hackers, people who think its a good idea to play Israel, broken top tier German and Russian premium vehicles, sunk cost fallacies, battle passes and events that demand a time commitment that is only bearable if you're relatively good at the game, and especially this year a lot of animosity between retards with Ukrainian flags or Z's on their tanks. Every major update brings some new broken nonsense vehicle and every minor update ruins the balance that much more. Also the developers shit their pants in fear of open criticism to the point that their discussion boards are better patrolled than the southern border and all their main announcement posts have comments locked.

2. Morrowind with mods. The instability of trying to update some mods and maintain compatibility with others is a nightmare, the game is still prone to occasional crashes two decades after release. The dialogue has the same false sense of depth as the combat and the quests are incredibly hit or miss. Don't even get me started on the graphics or the headaches associated with modding them.

3. Dwarf Fortress. A game made by an autistic leftist with pro-BLM sentiments in its update announcements and homosexual dwarves/animals/ etc in its code. After all this time they're charging money for a game that still needs workshop mods for basic quality of life improvements all so you can run a massive day care center for a bunch of alcoholic midgets with little to no sense of self preservation. Imagine honestly marketing your game with the tagline "Losing is Fun" though it makes some sense as "winning" is just a pathway to inevitable frame rate death once you hit the critical mass of too many dwarves or animals on hand. Full of obtuse concepts like seeds that stored in barrels not being available for planting or the X button on the military squads menu deleting squads instead of closing the window. Alerts come and go with such little fanfare that I didnt realize a dwarf had died and was haunting and maiming other dwarves because I failed to bury him for almost an in game year.
 
But for the most part Sega has something good going with Sonic for once and just needs to improve on what they have. Jim's rantings however make it sound like he wanted Sega to fuck up again because in his mind Sega can only ever fuck up.
This combined with everything they're saying (the director, Iizuka etc.) is what's making people take notice for once. They're actually asking for feedback, something that rarely if ever happened before and promising that the next game won't just throw the baby out with the bathwater (to borrow a phrase from Jim). I'll not blame anyone for being skeptical towards Sonic Team because they've got a lot of trust rebuilding to do, but then and now have two completely different circumstances.
 
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Late but I must draw attention to this absolute travesty of a Christmas dinner that Jim posted. It must have been passed over while we were all away spending time with our families. (archive)

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From bottom to top, as best I can identify:
  • A horrible greasy bread bowl with sundried tomatoes and unidentifiable pickled mush in the middle for dipping. It looks like sauerkraut but my brain refuses to accept this hypothesis.
  • Stuffing balls and what look like Ikea meatballs; no gravy provided.
  • Roast potatoes with bacon, about the most acceptable dish on the table.
  • Underdone parsnips, carrots and more soggy potatoes? Maybe baconless potatoes for a vegan member of the polycule.
  • A cake mixing bowl of the lowest effort salad which we all know was not touched lmao
  • More ramekins of ambiguous pickled veg.
  • There's a large knife in the middle there, so presumably some sort of cooked meat is hiding behind that gaudy glass lantern. Jim's cinematography is just so inept as to completely obscure the main centrepiece of the meal.
  • Platter of cold prawns, squid rings, smoked salmon and other seafood, with a prawn cocktail sauce for dipping, accompanied by slices of lemon and apple???
  • I think the two ramekins after this might be more cold fish deli snacks from M&S.
  • They managed to undercook the cauliflower and overcook the sprouts. The peas appear withered.
  • Overboiled mushy broccoli with more mysterious goop in the middle. I'm gonna be optimistic and guess premade cauliflower cheese.
  • Absolutely none of the glasses or plates match. One person is washing down their dinner with a mostly empty plastic bottle of GFuel.
  • Despite employing two tablecloths they still couldn't cover the table fully.
  • In typical troon fashion, didn't bother to move the battered cardboard box out of the corner before taking this shot.
Merry fucking Christmas and a Happy New Year to all of you!
God bless you for sharing this, might be my favourite post in the thread all year. This photo is a perfect metaphor for Jim's life; everything is wrong, half-arsed or just plain weird-looking. It makes Patrick Tomlinson's weird Hooligans Christmas dinner with the inexplicable burger bun look like haute cuisine.

It's the fact that 3 of the mismatching plates are clearly plastic plates for camping or children that really does it for me. Asda will sell you a set of real plates for like ten quid; roll the boat out Jim, it's fucking Christmas.
 
God bless you for sharing this, might be my favourite post in the thread all year. This photo is a perfect metaphor for Jim's life; everything is wrong, half-arsed or just plain weird-looking. It makes Patrick Tomlinson's weird Hooligans Christmas dinner with the inexplicable burger bun look like haute cuisine.

It's the fact that 3 of the mismatching plates are clearly plastic plates for camping or children that really does it for me. Asda will sell you a set of real plates for like ten quid; roll the boat out Jim, it's fucking Christmas.
Children's party plastic tablecloth that is way too small for the table does it for me. But the too many chairs, mismatched cutlery, missing spoons, only three *really* mismatched glasses, and party hats instead of crackers are golden too. You can tell where the patreon bucks went for sure.

Edit: oh god I didn't even see the cardboard box being held together with duct tape that is very clearly in the way. Thank you for this Christmas miracle of a picture, Sterling!
 
@Cap-tan holy shit I didn't even notice the tablecloth was the shitty plastic disposable kind you use for a kid's birthday party. This photo is like a Hieronymus Bosch painting, every time I go back to it there are new things to discover.

I feel like this photo needs to be immortalised somewhere with the caption 'THIS MAN EARNS $100K ANNUALLY ON PATREON'.
 
Children's party plastic tablecloth that is way too small for the table does it for me. But the too many chairs, mismatched cutlery, missing spoons, only three *really* mismatched glasses, and party hats instead of crackers are golden too. You can tell where the patreon bucks went for sure.

Edit: oh god I didn't even see the cardboard box being held together with duct tape that is very clearly in the way. Thank you for this Christmas miracle of a picture, Sterling!
This looks more like a student house than the house of a grown ass man. Was it too much to ask to buy 2 tableplastics to cover the whole table? Also, the food does not look appealing at all.
 
Late but I must draw attention to this absolute travesty of a Christmas dinner that Jim posted. It must have been passed over while we were all away spending time with our families. (archive)

View attachment 4162880 View attachment 4162882

From bottom to top, as best I can identify:
  • A horrible greasy bread bowl with sundried tomatoes and unidentifiable pickled mush in the middle for dipping. It looks like sauerkraut but my brain refuses to accept this hypothesis.
  • Stuffing balls and what look like Ikea meatballs; no gravy provided.
  • Roast potatoes with bacon, about the most acceptable dish on the table.
  • Underdone parsnips, carrots and more soggy potatoes? Maybe baconless potatoes for a vegan member of the polycule.
  • A cake mixing bowl of the lowest effort salad which we all know was not touched lmao
  • More ramekins of ambiguous pickled veg.
  • There's a large knife in the middle there, so presumably some sort of cooked meat is hiding behind that gaudy glass lantern. Jim's cinematography is just so inept as to completely obscure the main centrepiece of the meal.
  • Platter of cold prawns, squid rings, smoked salmon and other seafood, with a prawn cocktail sauce for dipping, accompanied by slices of lemon and apple???
  • I think the two ramekins after this might be more cold fish deli snacks from M&S.
  • They managed to undercook the cauliflower and overcook the sprouts. The peas appear withered.
  • Overboiled mushy broccoli with more mysterious goop in the middle. I'm gonna be optimistic and guess premade cauliflower cheese.
  • Absolutely none of the glasses or plates match. One person is washing down their dinner with a mostly empty plastic bottle of GFuel.
  • Despite employing two tablecloths they still couldn't cover the table fully.
  • In typical troon fashion, didn't bother to move the battered cardboard box out of the corner before taking this shot.
Merry fucking Christmas and a Happy New Year to all of you!
I was overcome with Christmas cheer (alcohol) and decided to let Jim pass with his horrid excuse for a Christmas Christmas dinner but it really is a sad affair, are you sure its two table cloths though? To me it just looks like one kids playmat or like wrapping paper or something with the way it reflects the light. Also since its not included in that Jim had guests around this year and he thought this was a decent way to welcome them into his home, it all screams "broke uni students" to me.
 
This looks more like a student house than the house of a grown ass man. Was it too much to ask to buy 2 tableplastics to cover the whole table? Also, the food does not look appealing at all.
A fairly cheap solution I know some people will use is to just throw a kingsize bedsheet over the table. It's still ghetto as fuck but it at least serves the purpose of protecting the table and looking relatively decent compared to what Jim went with.

It does raise the question, though, of did he have this tablecloth to begin with? Because if he went out to buy one specifically why in the fuck did he choose this? Maybe he thought it was ironic and kitsch, like all his other 'I did a shit job on purpose' schtick.
are you sure its two table cloths though? To me it just looks like one kids playmat or like wrapping paper or something with the way it reflects the light.
If you look closely, there's a second, pink/red cover underneath the kid's party one, presumably because even a mongoloid like Jim knows that cheap plastic isn't going to do shit to protect what looks like a nice table from hot plates and errant cutlery scraping.
 
Wrong angle, I don't think this is the broke student vibe, more "oh shit we need internet points". They had the food already, but forgot how 'normal' people celebrate.

They looked around and had these to be able to setup for the photo op. They don't eat dinner together usually, clearly.

Look at the cutlery, looks like only two or three gold spoons? Either A) rest are dirty, too lazy to clean in an instant or B) they only own enough for the selfish selves they are.
 
You’d think that Jim “top tax bracket” Sterling would’ve bought a house with the ungodly amount of money he gets on pattern but no he’s a rentoid for some fucked reason and probably has a limit to what he can do, though more likely than that is the idea that he doesn’t see an issue with it. Jim is likely a hoarder and hoarders rarely give that much of a shit about the environment they live in.
The whole Mortgage situation in the UK is kind of fucked right now. Combine that with the fact he is self employed and only recently returned to the UK his credit score may be none existent.
 
If you look closely, there's a second, pink/red cover underneath the kid's party one, presumably because even a mongoloid like Jim knows that cheap plastic isn't going to do shit to protect what looks like a nice table from hot plates and errant cutlery scraping.
Oh yeah I never noticed that, but I don't think thats why he put it over the pink one because there are still a few plates not on either.

The whole Mortgage situation in the UK is kind of fucked right now. Combine that with the fact he is self employed and only recently returned to the UK his credit score may be none existent.
Oh yeah I'm well aware how shitty the housing market is in the UK but Jim shouldn't need to worry about credit since he shouldn't need to get a mortgage, apart from a few months in 2016 he's earned over $10k/mo from Patreon (pre-tax) since 2015 and really should have enough money saved to be able to buy a house. He's just a huge consoomer and pisses away his money.
 
Late but I must draw attention to this absolute travesty of a Christmas dinner that Jim posted. It must have been passed over while we were all away spending time with our families. (archive)

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From bottom to top, as best I can identify:
  • A horrible greasy bread bowl with sundried tomatoes and unidentifiable pickled mush in the middle for dipping. It looks like sauerkraut but my brain refuses to accept this hypothesis.
  • Stuffing balls and what look like Ikea meatballs; no gravy provided.
  • Roast potatoes with bacon, about the most acceptable dish on the table.
  • Underdone parsnips, carrots and more soggy potatoes? Maybe baconless potatoes for a vegan member of the polycule.
  • A cake mixing bowl of the lowest effort salad which we all know was not touched lmao
  • More ramekins of ambiguous pickled veg.
  • There's a large knife in the middle there, so presumably some sort of cooked meat is hiding behind that gaudy glass lantern. Jim's cinematography is just so inept as to completely obscure the main centrepiece of the meal.
  • Platter of cold prawns, squid rings, smoked salmon and other seafood, with a prawn cocktail sauce for dipping, accompanied by slices of lemon and apple???
  • I think the two ramekins after this might be more cold fish deli snacks from M&S.
  • They managed to undercook the cauliflower and overcook the sprouts. The peas appear withered.
  • Overboiled mushy broccoli with more mysterious goop in the middle. I'm gonna be optimistic and guess premade cauliflower cheese.
  • Absolutely none of the glasses or plates match. One person is washing down their dinner with a mostly empty plastic bottle of GFuel.
  • Despite employing two tablecloths they still couldn't cover the table fully.
  • In typical troon fashion, didn't bother to move the battered cardboard box out of the corner before taking this shot.
Merry fucking Christmas and a Happy New Year to all of you!

And this is just Jim's portion
 
Late but I must draw attention to this absolute travesty of a Christmas dinner that Jim posted. It must have been passed over while we were all away spending time with our families. (archive)

View attachment 4162880 View attachment 4162882

From bottom to top, as best I can identify:
  • A horrible greasy bread bowl with sundried tomatoes and unidentifiable pickled mush in the middle for dipping. It looks like sauerkraut but my brain refuses to accept this hypothesis.
  • Stuffing balls and what look like Ikea meatballs; no gravy provided.
  • Roast potatoes with bacon, about the most acceptable dish on the table.
  • Underdone parsnips, carrots and more soggy potatoes? Maybe baconless potatoes for a vegan member of the polycule.
  • A cake mixing bowl of the lowest effort salad which we all know was not touched lmao
  • More ramekins of ambiguous pickled veg.
  • There's a large knife in the middle there, so presumably some sort of cooked meat is hiding behind that gaudy glass lantern. Jim's cinematography is just so inept as to completely obscure the main centrepiece of the meal.
  • Platter of cold prawns, squid rings, smoked salmon and other seafood, with a prawn cocktail sauce for dipping, accompanied by slices of lemon and apple???
  • I think the two ramekins after this might be more cold fish deli snacks from M&S.
  • They managed to undercook the cauliflower and overcook the sprouts. The peas appear withered.
  • Overboiled mushy broccoli with more mysterious goop in the middle. I'm gonna be optimistic and guess premade cauliflower cheese.
  • Absolutely none of the glasses or plates match. One person is washing down their dinner with a mostly empty plastic bottle of GFuel.
  • Despite employing two tablecloths they still couldn't cover the table fully.
  • In typical troon fashion, didn't bother to move the battered cardboard box out of the corner before taking this shot.
Merry fucking Christmas and a Happy New Year to all of you!
If this is what Jim's household looks like, on fucking Christmas no less, the time of year everybody puts the most amount of effort to make their dinner presentable, what does all his patreon bux go into?

I'll be the first to admit that I'm bad at telling if food is good or bad from looking at it in a photo like this but the decor and cutlery on the table is amazing, I can't get over the two (horribly cheap and plastic looking) tablecloths that don't even cover the table and the completely mismatched and cheap looking cups and plates, like at the very least don't have a plastic plate on Christmas, fuck me.
 
If this is what Jim's household looks like, on fucking Christmas no less, the time of year everybody puts the most amount of effort to make their dinner presentable, what does all his patreon bux go into?
I'm really starting to wonder if Jim got himself into massive medical debt in the US. I can't think of a more compelling answer for why a man with so much money lives in such abject squalor.

I know others have posited the idea he's a hoarder and hoarders don't care about their surroundings, just their hoardings, but this doesn't look like Chris-chan's house or any other hoarder I've seen. This looks like the home of a bunch of fucking squatters, pulling together anything they can to have some semblance of a Christmas dinner.
 
Can I point out the complete absence of Christmas crackers on that table? He is in Britain now, even the poorest benefit dossers still manage to have crackers for all the xmas guests.
No crackers…. Wtf. What a joyless looking table.

For those not in the know. It is customary, nay, fucking obligatory to have crackers on any Christmas dining table in Britain.
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Can I point out the complete absence of Christmas crackers on that table? He is in Britain now, even the poorest benefit dossers still manage to have crackers for all the xmas guests.
No crackers…. Wtf. What a joyless looking table.

For those not in the know. It is customary, nay, fucking obligatory to have crackers on any Christmas dining table in Britain.
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I remember the Mr. Bean episode where he makes a stupidly powerful cracker by stuffing all the fuses into one.
 
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