Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[TrainWreckSpotter]

Tammy always has a "Just kill me now" expression whenever she's recorded around Jack. I wonder if she's any more happy/animated when she's not around him (or his YT camera) or it's just her regular personality.

 

[GloriousRapeRabbit]

Tammy always has a "Just kill me now" expression whenever she's recorded around Jack. I wonder if she's any more happy/animated when she's not around him (or his YT camera) or it's just her regular personality.

She lights up a bit when she meets Jim Traynor.

 

[Fatty2988]

The last T-shirt design is particularly retarded

 

[Gentlebastard]

The last T-shirt design is particularly retarded

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We often talk about Jack's (poor) health, (gay) mannerisms, and (infantile) taste. But, as far as I recall, we seldom, if ever, touch upon what should be an obvious if horrifying theme: his personal hygiene.

This is a 55 year old, nearly spherical butter golem who can barely waddle across a Taco Bell parking lot, has a dead dominant arm (and the one left isn't that great, either), and a lenghty list of other medical problems. A childish nigh-sexagenarian who watches Blues Clues on repeat, can barely stop himself from throwing tantrums if his slightest whims are denied, and treats his wife like a mother. How does this man wipe his ass? Does he spend the whole day unwashed, his teeth unbrushed, if Mommywife isn't around to help or order him to do so? Is he cleansed in the backyard with a hose before going to church, or does he perpetually stink of BO, stale sweat, and grease?

 

[GenociderSyo]

I've always wondered did he just refuse to do any therapy for his arm?

 

[AnOminous]

I've always wondered did he just refuse to do any therapy for his arm?

Yes. There was a therapy device that could have done something for him early on, but they refused to give it to him for free so he just let his arm die out of spite. That is literally how stupid this fatso is.

 

[14% Loko]

Jack Jr.'s new youtube channel.

 

[Tiresome]

How does this man wipe his ass?

I guarantee you he uses a toilet wand. Awkwardly, incompletely. He must stink in person. Maybe Our Man Rob can obliquely confirm this somehow.

 

[captkrisma]

Yes. There was a therapy device that could have done something for him early on, but they refused to give it to him for free so he just let his arm die out of spite. That is literally how stupid this fatso is.

Let's gloss over that Jack wanted to be a choosing beggar over a device that cost at the time $10k. A man who writes off trips to Arby's wanted a free $10k device to "review" for the show. How many subscribers does Turnstile Audio have again?

 

[Staffy]

Someone in the group actually asked Jack why he won't wear those shirts with his mug.

 

[Dead Air]

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But his stupid bucket hats he wears has his picture on it.

 

[Dondeld Dock]

The last T-shirt design is particularly retarded

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I was rolling my eyes when I saw Jack's announcement about these today. So Jack likes to eat pizza more than bursting his teeth? Not surprising but does he have to do a shirt about that? Who would in their sane mind buy these? And for 42 dollars a rag? The design is just plain ugly for that price tag to dress up like a clown.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

The last T-shirt design is particularly retarded

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Jagoff admitting he hates veggies and brushing his teeth?

Sounds about right. But what else would you expect from a giant man baby?

 

[AnOminous]

Jagoff admitting he hates veggies and brushing his teeth?

His breath probably smells worse than the shit on his unwiped ass.

 

[TheLazyMan]

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[Rod Dangerous]

One year of Jack on the Go.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Surprisingly enough, a Tennessee transplant like Jack did start a cooking channel by the name of Shotgun Red - government name Steve Hall. He used the fame of his "Shotgun Red" puppet to make a decent career in Nashville around the country music scene. Shotgun Red had some decent fame in the country scene that included 8 seasons on Hee Haw, and being a regular at the Grand Ole Opry. The reason I'm posting him is that he was a morbidly obese fellow who also had a cooking show with weird food combinations. Here's his "Wisconsin 4 Cheese Beer Soup":

He's like the contrarian Jack in that his personality is warm and affable, even when he does "gross recipes" there's competency in it, and probably unlike Jack.... when Steve Hall passed away, his fiance continued the channel. I don't think Jr. or Tammy will continue to carry the torch when Jack passes away.

Lol I remember that guy.

I saw him on some paddle wheel dinner show boat on the river besides Nashville back when the opera land park was open. It was full, of implied racism of the old south under some romantic light.

Anywho, the puppet guy just recycled well known jokes (FIAT = FIX IT AGAIN DONY XDXDXEXDXD EBIN). But yeah he played on that geriatric cruise down the river and back serving 90’s banquet food.

 

[Super Hans v2]

One year of Jack on the Go.

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I wonder if TamHam bothers to keep the receipts anymore. She has to know that writing off $20k for a $0 business tax bill doesn't in a refund like personal taxes would.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

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He literally wore his jerking off ten guys short with the dick sucking face pic of himself on the hat to the Nashville Hot chicken place recently.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Korean Sloppy Joe's sounds like something Jr makes in the gym locker room with the church boys.

There is absolutely nothing Korean about this recipe. If only Korea was famous for its barbecue and have some sort of sauce that would make for a good sandwich.