Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

How long will Polissa last at her new apartment?

  • <1 month

    Votes: 4 4.5%

  • 1-2 months

    Votes: 22 24.7%

  • 2-4 months

    Votes: 20 22.5%

  • 4-6 months

    Votes: 33 37.1%

  • >6 months

    Votes: 10 11.2%
  • Total voters
    89
  • Poll closed .
I'd put him as a pill popper but not meth. It's just not the same look. Untreated Diabetes, yes. But he does not have the meth look. No sunken in face, no missing teeth, no scabs or sores. Doesn't even have the scary wide eyes. Doesn't talk fast either.

Marijuana and shrooms definitely. But he's too normal looking to be a tweaker.
 
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Dolphin Lundgren said:
I'd put him as a pill popper but not meth. It's just not the same look. Untreated Diabetes, yes. But he does not have the meth look. No sunken in face, no missing teeth, no scabs or sores. Doesn't even have the scary wide eyes. Doesn't talk fast either.

Marijuana and shrooms definitely. But he's too normal looking to be a tweaker.
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I wouldn't be surprised if he's an alcoholic. Alcohol is hard on your pancreas and fucks with your insulin response so its not exactly helpful to drink with the beetus. He also works in a bar FFS.

Also, pissa is now grifting for a $17 witch spoon/pot lid rest and $25 dracula garlic crusher:

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Her soul is suffering every minute she can't consoom exorbitantly overpriced plastic tat from Amazon! Next you're gonna tell her that metal can't go in the microwave like some kinda snooty, classist New York knowitall. How could she possibly do things like this the one time a year she dumps some cans of processed shit into a pot and calls it taco soup?

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Happy almost New Year thread readers! What a gift this cow has been. What’s your favorite Polissism this year?

Mine is her continued and insistent assertion that having a business acquire, store, cook and serve/deliver food to you is the same price and buying from the grocery directly and cooking it yourself.
 
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Blerg said:
Happy almost New Year thread readers! What a gift this cow has been. What’s your favorite Polissism this year?

Mine is her continued and insistent assertion that having a business acquire, store, cook and serve/deliver food to you is the same price and buying from the grocery directly and cooking it yourself.
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Happy new year!

Mine is every time Joh has waded into one of her slapfights to defend her only to inadvertently contradict one of her lies or bring up her yeast infection.
 
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𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔 said:
I wouldn't be surprised if he's an alcoholic. Alcohol is hard on your pancreas and fucks with your insulin response so its not exactly helpful to drink with the beetus. He also works in a bar FFS.

Also, pissa is now grifting for a $17 witch spoon/pot lid rest and $25 dracula garlic crusher:

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Her soul is suffering every minute she can't consoom exorbitantly overpriced plastic tat from Amazon! Next you're gonna tell her that metal can't go in the microwave like some kinda snooty, classist New York knowitall. How could she possibly do things like this the one time a year she dumps some cans of processed shit into a pot and calls it taco soup?
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I have to admit, I like the garlic vampire. Not enough to spend money on it, but it's cute. Polissa needs it even less than I do - she doesn't cook anything. Is she going to use it to crush garlic to rub on the cats as some sort of folk remedy for fleas?

She is definitely one of those people who want to accessorize the person they want to project being, rather than buying things for an actual purpose.
 
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Blerg said:
Happy almost New Year thread readers! What a gift this cow has been. What’s your favorite Polissism this year?

Mine is her continued and insistent assertion that having a business acquire, store, cook and serve/deliver food to you is the same price and buying from the grocery directly and cooking it yourself.
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That might be my favorite as well. It's such a wonderfully absurd cope. It must make her feel so superior to know that that piece of common wisdom is actually false. It makes the dumb kitchen items on her wishlist all the more humorous. I've cooked many meals that were more expensive than something I could have got from a restaurant, but that's only when you use niche ingredients.

The broad category of Polissa, food, and the intersection with poverty is my favorite aspect of it all.

P.S Josh is not a meth addict. Come on, guys.
 
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Maybe not meth, but I think he’s on pills. He also doesn’t control his diabetes at all, but that’s obvious.

My top three Polissa moments of 2022 are:

3) The tweet where Polly announced that Joh got into a car wreak and they’re so fucked
2) Her orbiter Erin stating that my usual tagline “my reputation for misogyny is legendary” means I’m an 18-21 year old incel and proud of it
1) Joh telling Null about Polly’s chronic. yeast. infection.

Honorable mentions: that time that that cat lady Gyno btfo’d Polissa over her six to eight week bedrest lie, and all that rice and bean hate
 
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Sorry my ubi post deserved to stand alone 😂😂😂

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I've cooked many meals that were more expensive than something I could have got from a restaurant, but that's only when you use niche ingredients.
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I rely on assistance and every once in a while will splurge on lamb, and all the ingredients to make tzatziki sauce, Lebanese tea etc. It costs a few times over what I would pay eating out but I get days of sauce, rice pilaf, salad, tea and pita (compared to dining out) and the calories, sodium, carb count is still much lower than dining out.

So even using assistance we can eat nice things. Rely on/freeze leftovers and if you know what you're doing the quality is still better than restaurant meals. Even nice restaurants use more and more prepackaged frozen shit.

Pissas bedboundish ass can do what many disabled people need to do and sit her fat ass at her table to prepare food. She can sit at the stove and sink ala Chinny style. I always sit to cut my stuff up because seizure medication makes my hands and eyes shake (especially when I am out of other "medication")

Just like everything else, she can but won't. Shit at least a few of our other fatties attempt to try every once in a while. Pissa has no cycles of well anything.
 
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My favorite is one that's already been mentioned: how she's ready to die on the hill that it's cheaper to eat out than it is to prepare food at home, to the point that she'll argue with random Twitter users about it.

And I love the beans and rice hate, of course. And how she constantly inserts herself into Twitter discussions that have nothing at all to do with her. And learning that she vents the dryer into the house. There's just so much to choose from; may next year be just as fruitful!

I will also forever love that Polissa and Joh think we're a bunch of basement-dwelling New Yorker incels. I love you basement-dwelling bastards.

If @Vapid_trash is still around, perhaps she knows something about any substances Josh may or may not be using? Poorly-managed diabetes will absolutely make you look like death, but two random meth allegations (that we know of) seems like a lot. I do wonder if those accusations are coming from how he looks physically ill and flies off the handle constantly. You can see how the people at work might put two and two together and come up with "meth," even if it's not the correct answer here.
 
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