The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Alcoholocaust II]

Alright I get it but 6 million alpacas? The troonstown had wooden doors, if they were so hungry wouldn't they just leave? I don't know 6 million just seems impossible to me.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

It's just awful that all these alpacas had to die because of the constant transphobia from people like J. K. Rowling and Libs of Tik Tok. The revolution must never forget these martyrs in the war against Cis Fascism. Once trans liberation frees us from the horrors of capitalism these alpacas will be celebrated for their willing sacrifice to aid in the revolution's success.

 

[Cotton]

I been following Kevin for years but I normally avoid this thread because the animal abuse is too horrifying. Glad the extensive documenting, archiving, and explaining you all have done for nearly 900 pages is finally being acknowledged by people outside of KF even if they won't credit you and the forum.

The cherry on top of this mountain of dead alpacas is that every single one of these disgusting sociopaths actually believes they are ethically and morally superior to the evil terfs and KF "bullies".

Wild wild wild. And it's not just the Tranchers who believe that. People involved in the trans rights movement have been covering up animal abuse at the Tranch for years and are trying, even now!, to keep animals suffering in misery because it suits their political and ideological goals. "To do otherwise means the ontologically evil stochastic terrorists who are committing genocide will win!" says the poisonous, corrupt movement and the disgusting people who comprise it.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN ALPACARINOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What should I do Kiwi Farms?????????? I want to bash those fucking Animal Sadists to the curb but I know I have to support my trans lgbtqratus+ folx and doing so would make me look like Super Hitler^3.

Imagine being convinced tying to stop animal abuse is immoral and murderous because the trannies doing it might get a cop visit. People are so goddamn dangerous in their stupidity and cowardice.

 

[Jex]

For a moment there I though "Alpaca" was a codeword for the troons that drift to the ranch.

 

[thegrayman]

Alpaca mass grave confirmed!

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Animal abuse trannies.

Edit: Tranimal abuse <— No idea how I did not see it.

 

[Crex Crex]

It's all a conspiracy. The Alpacas were actually killed by the elusive right-wing nazi militias that stalk the desert, aided by the Kiwifarms waffen-SS. Trannies can do no wrong chuds.

 

[Sayer of the N-Word]

Alpaca mass grave confirmed!

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The Nazis at Nuremberg showed more contrition than this.

 

[Ghostse]

Alright, so no way in hell is it going to let me upload images in the current DDOS cluster fuck, but I noticed a personal cow was apparently tangentially involved with the Tranch. Went and did some Twitter digging and found a few tidbits.

Most of them were funny but unrelated (the good people of Westcliff being subjected to a pair of granny trannies having an awkward 'lesbian' makeout session in the damn coffeeshop, the Tranch apparently hosting a 'Furry Thanksgiving', etc etc) but one thing I did find out is said personal cow claiming that they sold him a sheep/lamb to eat.

Not entirely sure what to make of that, or whether said lamb was meant to be eaten THERE or at home; does that mean they slaughtered it, probably with the same horrific incompetence they show in everything else? Did they sell him an animal that died? Who knows, but I guess there are at least a few cutesy lambs around still, though they may be becoming ex-lambs one way or another.

The Tranchers definitely took home some fresh lamb from a local butcher. Their sheep herd definitely had some births; they separated a good number from their mothers claiming they were rejected (It was very clear they had no clue what they were doing, and while the first lamb might have been an honest mistake, the next ones very clearly wanting a cute pet for pictures until everyone got tired of how much work hand-rearing sheep was). There was speculation about if the lamb was from the herd or a like-kind trade.

To tl;dr Lamb is butchered under 1 year of age. Past that it is mutton. Mutton is more gamey and very tough and (especially for modern palettes) need to process it or slow-roast it till if falls apart, probably both - aka worth much much less than lamb.

Honestly though if they butchered their sheep that is a much more humane end than the Alpacas are being forced to endure.

 

[Jacob Schiff]

how will the mods handle these news?

 

[Trianon]

Ranchers in general may be more hardened toward animal death than your average soft-hearted girlchild, but any death on a farm still has a huge impact. There should be a million things running through your mind about what caused it and how to prevent it from happening again. I can't imagine this happening to any farmer I know. 50 dead. Even my local white trash hoarders would never let this happen.

 

[get_ur_gamon]

Imagine how legitimately horrifying and I'd argue traumatic it would be to watch these animals wither away in front of you. How long it would take to dig a pit to bury them. To wake up one morning to frozen corpses everywhere. Just.. really think about it. I remember one time a neighbor's dog got into my parents' chickens and how upsetting it was burying them, the dog didn't even eat them it was just killing for fun.

You are talking about people who cut their dicks off for a rotten hole between their legs. Some dead animals is nothing compared to that lol.

They live 27/4 with a hole that smells like a dead animal, so what's the big deal with digging a bigger one outside? Also, once you get past 5 dead animals, it probably becomes more tedious than traumatising.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Not a surprising development, but I can't imagine it being legal to bury 50+ live stock in what I presume a shallow grave. I know burying bigger pets (like dogs) isn't something you just do where I live since there's always a risk it can affect the ground water; these freaks only drink soda, but I can't imagine their neighbours will be happy when they find this out. Of course, if they had rolled in with 50 paca corpses at the local crematorium they might have been obligated to report them which would've sparked an investigation, so that's probably why these retards tried to bury the evidence.

If Paul wasn't such a douche himself I'd feel bad for him, because trying to repair and clean up that land will take decades at this point. Poor his mother.

 

[get_ur_gamon]

Not a surprising development, but I can't imagine it being legal to bury 50+ live stock in what I presume a shallow grave. I know burying bigger pets (like dogs) isn't something you just do where I live since there's always a risk it can affect the ground water; these freaks only drink soda, but I can't imagine their neighbours will be happy when they find this out. Of course, if they had rolled in with 50 paca corpses at the local crematorium they might have been obligated to report them which would've sparked an investigation, so that's probably why these retards tried to bury the evidence.

If Paul wasn't such a douche himself I'd feel bad for him, because trying to repair and clean up that land will take decades at this point. Poor his mother.

Didn't Joe Exotic get arrested on the same thing? I remember that they found loads of tigers buried under his zoo.

 

[Ghostse]

I don't think OP's talking about safety, I think they mean that instead of yelling at each other with big girl voices, one mentally ill person would go shoot another and all hell would break loose.

Not to derail too much but that goes to training to. If you teach people not to get aggro with guns and don't point it at anyone they are going to shoot, they don't get aggro with guns. You mostly see escalation beefs from tards who never got taught how to handle guns are are looking for something to make them feel powerful. (a funny thing happens america's gun death stats when you remove suicides and filter for race... but that's besides the point)

But lets face facts. The reason none of the troons shot each other was because Sidechew got them started on 5.7mm moon rounds, so they just couldn't afford any rounds when they got into troon beefs.

 

[Jones McCann]

The Tranch is immunized against all dangers: one may call them grifters, sexpests, mentally ill, pedophiles, it all runs off them like water off a raincoat. But look upon their Alpacas and you will be astonished at how cold they are, how emaciated they appear, then they will suddenly shrink back: “I’ve been found out.”

 

[xXEddie.DurellXx]

rip those poor alpaca

 

[maguyver16]

Ranchers in general may be more hardened toward animal death than your average soft-hearted girlchild, but any death on a farm still has a huge impact. There should be a million things running through your mind about what caused it and how to prevent it from happening again. I can't imagine this happening to any farmer I know. 50 dead. Even my local white trash hoarders would never let this happen.

Is this considered animal abuse is Colorado? Or is it a different situation for livestock in general?

I get that livestock is a business issue in farming and ranching, but there can be nobody in their right mind who sees this as anything other than severe neglect.

EDIT: I found this

CRS 18-9-202 - Aggravated "Animal Cruelty" - Colorado Law

CRS 18-9-202 forbids animal abuse, neglect, or abandonment in Colorado. A first offense is usually a misdemeanor carrying a fine and/or jail and treatment.

www.shouselaw.com

 

[Ghostse]

I’m not too aware of the specifics of these latest bombshell developments, but I’m diving in anyways to report on the activities of the other tranchers. Some of this will be undoubtedly repeated, my apologies.
Let’s start with Josie. I saw people making fun of “pogue” so I’m not going to show you a bunch of landlord hate speech, and instead show him referencing what some call a hate speech platform. [A]
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This issue led him to ranting at 1:45 am his time about Bonnie. His grievances are as follows: charged them rent for living in his house, sexually harassed Penny, tried to control the sexual relations of the residents, hid the finances and refused to be transparent, didn’t provide Josie with “resources to pursue permaculture”. [A]

Spoiler: Commentary

I would like for them to drop the finances and we have some autists here analyze that shit. They are not transparent, despite what Josie is claiming. Josie’s main issue here seems to be Bonnie doing shady shit with the money and hiding it from everyone else. It seems as if Bonnie has reached out to Josie, and obviously Josie did not take kindly to that. This checks out, since I did notice that Bonnie specifically mentioned Josie in a positive way in the original post, saying that Josie defended Kindness when everyone else thought she was lying about her disabilities. I not have any desire to know the specifics of Bonnie’s sexual harassment or controlment, though.

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I missed this in the downtime, but I just wanted to bring this up because this tasty laugh might get lost in the discussion of the Alpacacaust.

Josie says that "Anarchist collectives need to set systems in place from the get go to keep one person from controlling any one aspect of a project".
So you mean an anarchist group needs some sort of method of regulating and enforcing behavior? Like some sort of rule maybe? Maybe you could have a bunch of these rules collected, and something set up where everyone agrees to abide by them, and maybe specify some sort of consequences for not adhering to the rules.

I think there's a term for that already, but its escaping me...

 

[Ghostse]

Is this considered animal abuse is Colorado? Or is it a different situation for livestock in general?

I get that livestock is a business issue in farming and ranching, but there can be nobody in their right mind who sees this as anything other than severe neglect.

EDIT: I found this

CRS 18-9-202 - Aggravated "Animal Cruelty" - Colorado Law

CRS 18-9-202 forbids animal abuse, neglect, or abandonment in Colorado. A first offense is usually a misdemeanor carrying a fine and/or jail and treatment.

www.shouselaw.com

We've gone over this repeatedly.
The Alpaca's the tranch have are rescues. The local sheriff is not an expert in camelids. Unless he rolls up and sees the tranchers actively abusing the alpacas - like beating/maiming them - nothing will happen. The only way this happens is if a vet (or similar knowledgable person) makes the complaint and says "I have proof these alpaca are being starved, I'm willing to come to the police station and walk you through it, and I'll swear out testimony to this".

And even if that happens, being that these are rescue animals, the outcome is the tranch gets warned with a follow-up visit planned. Even if the Tranch fails that follow up, at most you'd see the tranch forces to surrender the animals or forced to slaughter them (either euthenize or process for meat; I have no idea what the market for Alpaca is).

Which isn't to say that the sheriff shouldn't be contacted, but too much contact would also get them roll their eyes at future reports.

 

[FILTH Tourist]

i wonder if they sheared the corpses

They hire 3rd party sheerers to do it. I doubt they even have the tools, let alone the know how to sheer an alpaca living or dead.