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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
They didn't butcher, they had someone else do it. I'm pretty sure it had that paper butchers user. It's in this thread, but with DDOS + tired, I can't search right now.
edit: Sorry I left a tab open, I see you seem to have found it but can't check the images myself.

Honestly, compared to there other crimes, this is pretty irrelevant. Aside from relating to the missing animals. I don't care if they eat an animal they owned that people eat all the time, I care about the three cars worth of missing meat under a tarp.
Missed that they had outsourced the butchering, that's a relief then. I'm fine with them having a meat herd, another poster had asked about it is why it came up. It is irrelevant to Alpacawitz, which is obviously the much bigger concern.

Funny how Fat Paul just casually dropped that as ammo against them, but had no problem burying the bodies. His only problem was when they wouldn't let Kindness LARP a blind man a few hours a day while rejecting Kev from some atrophied goblin pussy, the very same that Sky rejected. Trannies ruin everything.
 
Call me mati, but I do have to say how disgusted and infuriated I am when it comes to neglecting animals.


Animals are simple; all they want is food, a field to run around in, some love and a warm place to sleep.
You give them those things and they're happy as can be.

Trannies are also simple; all they want is power and control over others since they lacked that their whole entire lives.
I would have never thought that trannies could go so low as to think that even grooming children into joining their cult would be too much work and instead go after even easier targets, animals.

A small anecdote; I have worked in a petting zoo as an intern for a few weeks, all I had to was just keep the place clean and make sure there is enough food for people to buy.
Children often lack the consciousness to realize that other living beings too have a consciousness and thus can sometimes be a little rough with bunnies; for example carrying them around when they don't want to or squeezing them too tightly.
However I have often witnessed acts of pure malice as well, where a child would place a bunny on top of the shed and then push it off, laughing about it when it fell off.

I believe the whole tranch was just a way for them to get their rocks off over controlling another consciousness, what they eat, where they sleep, when they die.
There was not an ounce of love for these alpacas or the other animals.
Anyone who has worked with animals before knows how much responsibility it is to take care of them.
But you don't need responsibility when all you want is control.

Absolutely despicable.

To be fair to the creepy fuckers, it was probably not that thought out regarding having control over animals.

The original plan sounded like every adolescent pie in the sky goal to make a functional opted out society and micro nation.

That is not particularly unusual especially among youthful wooly liberals who think that they can change the world and inspire others.

However, like many of these plans the reality was harder work than they thought possible and the grim truth that you always need more money than you have unless you are a trust fund baby or a sensible yet dreamy millionaire.

That’s why such things normally end up being a cult of personality and fall apart.

As is often the case they doubled down and doubled down again when the naysayers were being proven right.
They also have set themselves an impossible mission by trying to be a “trans safe haven”.

Let’s be fucking candid here, there is no policy of trans extermination in any western society.
Trans people have never had more rights and despite what they like to invent were never a marginalized group.
Maybe certain ones were persecuted as being part of a wider group, such as cross dressing gay men, but unless they can point to an actual widespread discrimination policy such as denial of voting rights, then there has never been a need for a trans safe haven.

So what these fools have created instead is a place for delusional men to live out an odd fantasy while neglecting a bunch of animals which they got in the first place as part of the worst business strategy for an industry which is famously difficult to profit from.

Before any lurkers or trans allies or other associated nonces try to make out that ultimately this is all the fault of Kiwis and transphobes, it fucking isn’t.

There will be loads of people who will say that such a venture will fail hard and that is because they know the reality of the industry.
But it’s pretty elementary to even the layperson, going hard into any project without real experience, training or understanding will end badly, whether you mutilate your genitals or not.
 
To be fair to the creepy fuckers, it was probably not that thought out regarding having control over animals.

The original plan sounded like every adolescent pie in the sky goal to make a functional opted out society and micro nation.

That is not particularly unusual especially among youthful wooly liberals who think that they can change the world and inspire others.

However, like many of these plans the reality was harder work than they thought possible and the grim truth that you always need more money than you have unless you are a trust fund baby or a sensible yet dreamy millionaire.

That’s why such things normally end up being a cult of personality and fall apart.

As is often the case they doubled down and doubled down again when the naysayers were being proven right.
They also have set themselves an impossible mission by trying to be a “trans safe haven”.

Let’s be fucking candid here, there is no policy of trans extermination in any western society.
Trans people have never had more rights and despite what they like to invent were never a marginalized group.
Maybe certain ones were persecuted as being part of a wider group, such as cross dressing gay men, but unless they can point to an actual widespread discrimination policy such as denial of voting rights, then there has never been a need for a trans safe haven.

So what these fools have created instead is a place for delusional men to live out an odd fantasy while neglecting a bunch of animals which they got in the first place as part of the worst business strategy for an industry which is famously difficult to profit from.

Before any lurkers or trans allies or other associated nonces try to make out that ultimately this is all the fault of Kiwis and transphobes, it fucking isn’t.

There will be loads of people who will say that such a venture will fail hard and that is because they know the reality of the industry.
But it’s pretty elementary to even the layperson, going hard into any project without real experience, training or understanding will end badly, whether you mutilate your genitals or not.
its fucking funny to watch, though.
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Before any lurkers or trans allies or other associated nonces try to make out that ultimately this is all the fault of Kiwis and transphobes, it fucking isn’t.
Little did we know gossiping about how much of a colossal fuck up you are kills livestock. Truly, the Farms are the unseen hand of the devil.
 
To be fair to the creepy fuckers, it was probably not that thought out regarding having control over animals.

The original plan sounded like every adolescent pie in the sky goal to make a functional opted out society and micro nation.

That is not particularly unusual especially among youthful wooly liberals who think that they can change the world and inspire others.

However, like many of these plans the reality was harder work than they thought possible and the grim truth that you always need more money than you have unless you are a trust fund baby or a sensible yet dreamy millionaire.

That’s why such things normally end up being a cult of personality and fall apart.

As is often the case they doubled down and doubled down again when the naysayers were being proven right.
They also have set themselves an impossible mission by trying to be a “trans safe haven”.

I suppose you are right, it wasn't solely about having control over animals but I am sure it was a big part of the whole thing for a few of them.
You are very fucking right about the doubling down part, to be critical of yourself as a tranny is simply impossible after all, only this time it cost animal lives.

Let’s be fucking candid here, there is no policy of trans extermination in any western society.
Trans people have never had more rights and despite what they like to invent were never a marginalized group.
Maybe certain ones were persecuted as being part of a wider group, such as cross dressing gay men, but unless they can point to an actual widespread discrimination policy such as denial of voting rights, then there has never been a need for a trans safe haven.

I would certainly argue that currently trannies are extremely privileged.
Diversity hires are a thing after all and you cannot get more diverse than being a pedophile eunuch I suppose. Add to that the total control over social media and you got a tyranny in the making.

Currently the worst trannies have to endure by the larger public is that no sane man/woman wants to have sex with them and that they might get called faggot.
 
These men with snipped off peens fucked up. I didn't see it posted anywhere on his twitter. But I noticed he didn't even have links posted about alpaca care or diet. I didn't even spot any of their retarded faggot followers posting animal care how to's.

The tranch house looked like a dustbowl era farmhouse from The Grapes of Wrath. Bitch, how do you fuck up keeping your land nice and green? (Answer is trannies. The other answer is only caring about having sex.). Not everyone here is an animal expert with some lame degree or certificate on animal care. It doesn't take that much effort to look up what basics are needed to tend to an animal.

I don't understand how these perverts couldn't bother use this or this livescience site to find out what alpacas eat and how to care for them. Especially when these idiots can use a computer or order fucking take out from a damn phone call away. These are the same smug retards who'd shame people innocently asking a "how to do (x)" question, then respond in the most Karen or Gary or entitled way screeching/yelling "OMFG JUST FACKING GOOGLE IT UR WASTING MAH TIME". Then someone else shows up to actually answer the question to help out instead of unnecessary shaming someone curious. Then these troons wonder "why can't I have true followers instead of suck up simp zombies who are such suck ups reeee"

But hey. All these tranny-saurs care about is sex. This giant mess is all them.
 
We're already living the tyranny of trannies. Just ask null. Trannies broke the internet for the crime of people documenting their psychopathic behavior on here. That's all. It wasn't about "look what I found in Elliot Fong's closet when I broke into his apartment hahaha" it was just documenting things they say publicly. It gets them malding because they know exactly what they are all about. They don't want anybody to hold up a mirror to them.

And even more, people don't even talk about this (even though it's a fucking huge deal) because they're afraid of these people, because everyone is aware they're no dainty women and victims but raging psychopaths. If that isn't tyranny I don't know what is.

To the topic, I have no idea how you can just stand by and watch such an amount of animals (even if it's lifestock) just die without being alarmed and trying everything to intervene. Then again, I guess I have a thing called empathy. I literally cannot put myself into the shoes of a person like that and imagine what it would be like to be like that. It's just unreal.
 
What's up with the LGBTQ plus community and animal abuse, especially the T part? The zoo sadism community is full of transgender animal abusers and sick fucks killing animals for sexual reasons. Most of the trouble makers of the furry community are overwhelmingly transgendered at this point. Animals are safer around street gangs than the transgender community. At least gangs involved in dog fighting aren't raping the poor animals before killing them.
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how will the mods handle these news?
The Byuu not killing himself saga demonstrated how Wikipedia operates.

The truth is irrelevant. Primary research is not acceptable on Wikipedia. People writing articles about something is also irrelevant, unless they're from a list of arbitrarily defined trustworthy sources. Wikipedia's job is to accurately represent what trustworthy sources say, even when those sources are completely wrong. Journalists who previously covered the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch in a positive light will not go back and correct their articles, and have little interest in drawing negative attention to a protected class.

When the Tranch collapses, a two bit talentless hack of a journo will probably write an article citing Penny's tweets without question, and then Wikipedia will be updated to say the tranch collapsed due to transphobic harassment from Kiwifarms, and we may get another paragraph on our page. Or alternatively the jannies will randomly decide the article suddenly doesn't meet notability requirements and quietly delete it.
These men with snipped off peens fucked up. I didn't see it posted anywhere on his twitter. But I noticed he didn't even have links posted about alpaca care or diet. I didn't even spot any of their retarded faggot followers posting animal care how to's.

The tranch house looked like a dustbowl era farmhouse from The Grapes of Wrath. Bitch, how do you fuck up keeping your land nice and green? (Answer is trannies. The other answer is only caring about having sex.). Not everyone here is an animal expert with some lame degree or certificate on animal care. It doesn't take that much effort to look up what basics are needed to tend to an animal.

I don't understand how these perverts couldn't bother use this or this livescience site to find out what alpacas eat and how to care for them. Especially when these idiots can use a computer or order fucking take out from a damn phone call away. These are the same smug retards who'd shame people innocently asking a "how to do (x)" question, then respond in the most Karen or Gary or entitled way screeching/yelling "OMFG JUST FACKING GOOGLE IT UR WASTING MAH TIME". Then someone else shows up to actually answer the question to help out instead of unnecessary shaming someone curious. Then these troons wonder "why can't I have true followers instead of suck up simp zombies who are such suck ups reeee"

But hey. All these tranny-saurs care about is sex. This giant mess is all them.
The tranchers don't care about sex. They care about pretending to have sex. Besides Bonnie hooking up with Kindness and maybe Jarrod banging the field serfs on the DL, nobody was having sex on that property. They were doing weird stuff like "little play" and "being a collared submissive" and "literally eating shit", which is to do with sex, but is not sex, but they've probably arbitrarily redefined to say they're having sex. Jen and Kevin have amholes and Penny's got his balls cut off and keeps mainlining estrogen; none of them would be able to have sex with the others.
 
Didn't Joe Exotic get arrested on the same thing? I remember that they found loads of tigers buried under his zoo.
Something like that, yeah.

As soon as most of the animals stopped being cute cubs, or got sick, he killed them. That's actually common practice for most sideshow businesses like his, unfortunately. His also having poor living conditions didn't help either.
 
They can still have a shootout with the Sheriff's department when they end up getting evicted

I actually hope that is how it ends.

I don’t wish death on anyone but hopefully after an exchange of fire the Troons wise up and surrender.

The best result will be that the key and most dangerous members will spend some time in prison, hopefully not a woman’s prison, and the complicit but not active participants like Kevvie are sent back to live with parents while being banned from contacting Penny for life.

What the world needs to see is these idiots being held accountable and responsible.

Any Troon being shot dead will be spun as a Martyr in a “Transphobic police attack”, so it’s best they all live, see justice and can be publicly called liars if they try to turn it into something it’s not.

Penny cannot be the George Floyd of lunatic men in dresses.
 
Valediction for alpaca gone west

A man cannot take an axe
and whittle away at his masculinity
until he stands a woman

Nor can these dry killing fields,
reflected in the dusty millpond stare
of livestock who perished from neglect,
be a farm

The bodies that you hide from God
underneath a stretched tarpaulin,
while you dig the hole,
cannot be seeds that will
restore vitality to land
stripped bare by idle grasping hands

The decking that you
burned for warmth
was not a home,
but rather a province of hell
kindled by a few dim sparks -
a field of flames that flourished
where nothing else would grow.
 
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