Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

I think Rackets has grown too emotionally dependant on his Locals e-harem.
Nothing would nope out wine aunts faster than topless Acerthorn gobbling down a hotdog.

Or gobbling like a turkey for no sane reason.

 

[JJLiautaud]

You either die /ourguy/, or live long enough to become a lolcow.

Eerily prophetic.

 

[Cin Red]

But the house his brood live in is owned by a trust. He doesn't own it. Or if not this one, the previous house.

"I bought my house. I bought it. I'm the one who owns it. Nobody else bought it. Nobody else owns it. It's just mine."

"I make more money from advertising and locals combined than I made in my entire life at any other job. Oh, and by the way, to put a weird rumor to rest, I bought my house, free and clear, I have no mortgage and I did it before the Vic Mignogna saga even started."

We're supposed to believe a new lawyer with a small practice in a little town and 5 kids bought a $650,000 home without needing a mortgage or selling his old property, and he did this before he was internet famous. So where did the money come from if not from mommy and daddy? Because it wasn't from any job he worked, by his own admission.



He had about 11k subs at the time. Patreon was around $800 a month. Playboard reports his superchat income on livestreams was in the tens of dollars.

https://archive.vn/R8NT7

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Never until now been motivated to search out him or his family doxx, but here it is on 5 minutes of research.

Looks like you might be right about the person. I am face-blind, so people can compare schnozzes and likeness, but here is the business that seems to link back to Austin

https://archive.md/9UUDs

Seems to be a divorce in her past and some sketchy BF's or new husband around 2000. Fight over kids with this Hale guy that needs follow-up along with that business in Austin.



https://archive.md/HJhRD


https://archive.md/fnpO5
https://archive.md/fnpO5

Nic Claeys is out of the picture by 2019 with this obit:



https://archive.md/sXMrc

Okay, pulled more on the thread of Nic Claeys (Kristen's ex-husband) and here is what I found out:

Based on FB activity I have linked and confirmed I have the right one.

https://www.facebook.com/nic.claeys

Looks like they split between 2011 and 2013 based on the events on his TL.

Finding her page was a bit harder, but doable. We also got a birthday!

Her page that links from the tag in the 'people' of the above post:

https://www.facebook.com/kristen.claeys

Fuck you, she is NOT a tranny @JackoVerde look at her Instagram. Also Pronouns, LOL!



https://archive.md/i3KO0

This also links to her business beneath the Zen Yoga place.

https://moveviva.com/


I was unable to find anything to link to a Matthew R Hale or the alias I found for him as Matthew Cochran. If anyone else wants to take a hack at it, go ahead. I don't really care about this drama besides finding she is not a tranny.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

"I bought my house. I bought it. I'm the one who owns it. Nobody else bought it. Nobody else owns it. It's just mine."

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"I make more money from advertising and locals combined than I made in my entire life at any other job. Oh, and by the way, to put a weird rumor to rest, I bought my house, free and clear, I have no mortgage and I did it before the Vic Mignogna saga even started."

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We're supposed to believe a new lawyer with a small practice in a little town and 5 kids bought a $650,000 home without needing a mortgage or selling his old property, and he did this before he was internet famous. So where did the money come from if not from mommy and daddy? Because it wasn't from any job he worked, by his own admission.

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I was working on a similar post but you posted part of it before me, though you put in a lot more work than I did finding those clips.

According to a map from this post from November Nick and his wife own another house to the north of their current home:

That still pisses me off. It was hard to find it when I did it. I had to find based off sales records from his trust and other records. Now fags just run a quick background check and it pops up.

Redfin has data sourced from NorthstarMLS which says that the house that appears to be that property was purchased for $279,000 in March 2009.


Then Nick went to law school.
According to Wikipedia, William Mitchell tuition in 2015 was ~$38,620 a year for a full courseload. That translates to ~$115,860 over the full JD program, not including any other fees. The actual figure he spent on tuition would be impossible to calculate since tuitions can change from year to year and we don't know how many courses he took in each calendar year so I won't bother trying.

The purchase price of $650,000 for his current house in 2018 also appears on Redfin.



That adds up to a potential figure of $1,044,860 in spending on property and law school tuition alone in a time span of less than a decade and that figure doesn't include family living expenses.

On the income side, Nick's description of his law practice suggests that he wasn't making a lot of money. The bottom third of lawyers in Minnesota make less than $75,000 a year. If you take income of lawyers outside the Twin Cities metro area you're looking at less than $65,000 annually.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Eerily prophetic.

I wish I could say it was more than a throwaway shitpost that got lucky.

 

[Pudding Night]

I was working on a similar post but you posted part of it before me, though you put in a lot more work than I did finding those clips.

That adds up to a potential figure of $1,044,860 in spending on property and law school tuition alone in a time span of less than a decade and that figure doesn't include family living expenses.

On the income side, Nick's description of his law practice suggests that he wasn't making a lot of money. The bottom third of lawyers in Minnesota make less than $75,000 a year. If you take income of lawyers outside the Twin Cities metro area you're looking at less than $65,000 annually.

All he really said there was that he did not personally have a Trust Fund. He did not mention his parents who, I am assuming, would have been the ones to inherit.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

This also links to her business beneath the Zen Yoga place.

I must resist the urge to call her useless because of COVID-tardation allowing the government to call anyone they want "non-essential" but I really am tempted.

 

[Twitter Is Cancer]

I'm not going turbo autismo here but let's just say that alog forums and elsewhere have shown the truth already. Trust owned the home, there's a ton of links to some sort of family trust, no visible means of support. He's a (maybe richer) version of Preston Poulter, and every bit as kink-addicted. It must be a type.

"I bought my house. I bought it. I'm the one who owns it. Nobody else bought it. Nobody else owns it. It's just mine."

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"I make more money from advertising and locals combined than I made in my entire life at any other job. Oh, and by the way, to put a weird rumor to rest, I bought my house, free and clear, I have no mortgage and I did it before the Vic Mignogna saga even started."

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We're supposed to believe a new lawyer with a small practice in a little town and 5 kids bought a $650,000 home without needing a mortgage or selling his old property, and he did this before he was internet famous. So where did the money come from if not from mommy and daddy? Because it wasn't from any job he worked, by his own admission.

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He had about 11k subs at the time. Patreon was around $800 a month. Playboard reports his superchat income on livestreams was in the tens of dollars.

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https://archive.vn/R8NT7

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[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

But the house his brood live in is owned by a trust. He doesn't own it. Or if not this one, the previous house. He is obviously a trust fund kid by behavior, invisible income, general degeneracy and so on. The only difference between Rekieta and Preston Poulter is personal preference.

Personal preference for what? Whether to be filmed or not when getting fucked in the ass?

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Livestream now is talking about how he got it at the dealership and got stuck on the way back home LOL. The guy literally said "You sure you want to drive this back?"

His story:
I was going uphill straight (no brake) almost went into ditch but ended into someone's driveway onto 3-4" deep.
For all of those people who say whatever (Hi Nick!), I didn't know it would snow/rain.
Edit: "I just learned that I shouldn't be driving with these wheels under 40 degrees".

Eff it Friday with Drex, Camelot, Flawed, and Nina Infinity...and more?

It's Friday, let's close out the weeks with good times and good company. Jokes and stories and news and whatever else comes up. Oh, also, I'm probably going to get roasted when I talk about my car adv

rumble.com

Basically this in a nutshell:

 

[Heather Mason 2]

I was working on a similar post but you posted part of it before me, though you put in a lot more work than I did finding those clips.

According to a map from this post from November Nick and his wife own another house to the north of their current home:

Redfin has data sourced from NorthstarMLS which says that the house that appears to be that property was purchased for $279,000 in March 2009.
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Then Nick went to law school.
According to Wikipedia, William Mitchell tuition in 2015 was ~$38,620 a year for a full courseload. That translates to ~$115,860 over the full JD program, not including any other fees. The actual figure he spent on tuition would be impossible to calculate since tuitions can change from year to year and we don't know how many courses he took in each calendar year so I won't bother trying.

The purchase price of $650,000 for his current house in 2018 also appears on Redfin.

View attachment 4166919

That adds up to a potential figure of $1,044,860 in spending on property and law school tuition alone in a time span of less than a decade and that figure doesn't include family living expenses.

On the income side, Nick's description of his law practice suggests that he wasn't making a lot of money. The bottom third of lawyers in Minnesota make less than $75,000 a year. If you take income of lawyers outside the Twin Cities metro area you're looking at less than $65,000 annually.

Feel free to call me a seething prude but it's not really common for young professionals to be able to afford a down payment + mortgage on multiple pieces of property BEFORE and very soon after finishing their schooling, while also having multiple kids to take care of. If Nick has some sort of financial wizardry going on I'd like to know how to afford school + 2 properties + 5 kids (with nannies) in 10 years. He could sell a master class and fund another Mustang with the profits

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

Feel free to call me a seething prude but it's not really common for young professionals to be able to afford a down payment + mortgage on multiple pieces of property BEFORE and very soon after finishing their schooling, while also having multiple kids to take care of. If Nick has some sort of financial wizardry going on I'd like to know how to afford school + 2 properties + 5 kids (with nannies) in 10 years. He could sell a master class and fund another Mustang with the profits

He’s also said that in those ten years they paid off both (?) his and our wife’s student loans from their bachelors degrees or at least our wife’s. So there’s something else that seems impossible without outside help

 

[Trianon]

Despite rarely watching his streams, I've seen him talk multiple times about keeping a death list of kids he wanted to kill. He must have shown it to someone or purposefully left it out because he got in trouble for it. He tells the story in the tone of "oh wasn't I so dark and quirky and the education system sucks for not letting me make my classmates feel uncomfortable by making threats." I think we all had some weird angry loner kids in high school but I don't recall knowing of anyone getting in trouble for having written death threats.

I always found it an odd story for Nick to tell but on its own it seems like nothing. Add it to the list of all his behavior that has been revealed recently and maybe it's worth taking note of.

I knew a girl who had a kill list in high school. As soon as they caught wind of it, they tackled and arrested her in the hallway. It is definitely not something anyone laughed off and was the most dramatic thing to witness. Maybe Nick acted out just before Columbine happened and didn't have a history of being a delinquent (which this girl definitely did) and avoided the extreme banhammer. But it's hard to play it off as quirky. Usually it's at least because those kids have utterly miserable home lives, if they're not actual psychopaths.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

Oh dear why the minute i drop and replace my background noise podcasts the hosts spiral faster than the hollering hog, first kill stream , then dick and now nick .

Nick needs detox from everything alcohol, whatever drugs he got into and internet like nick i know you read this shit i dare you weak ass pussy not to touch your phone or computer for a week .

@Friend of Dorothy Parker

You haven't read the internal thoughts or dated any of these guys on repeat due to unfortunate hobbies ( board games, dnd) or ethnicity eastern european or political affiliation conservative. Like straight up i put it on my profile . Most of these guys can get some there are plenty of idiots and retards who can tolerate everything either for right price or they aren't lookers or single moms. I have seen straight up 3/10 guy not paying for the cheapest beer in town on a date but is totally willing to pony up 100k for tesla or 50k for immigration lawyer if it means he gets decade younger 6/10 wife from the Philippines. His attitude was basically you will do for now it was blatantly obvious he will discard me when it was convenient for him , do tried to hide it but the signs where all over it. Not a single relationship survived past the first year in his 20s why because he thought he can do better until he hit his 30s anything worth a damn was taken. Mind you at the time i was just 10 pounds overweight, pounding the gym two- three times a week, consistent weight over a decade , one of the few women who had up to date pictures and weight listed in my profile. Literally what you see is what you got . The fucker was annoyed at me not driving and having to pick me up and drive me to his place.

Kurt is one of those guys too cheap to pay for the real deal, boring as fuck unless he really tries but is obvious , and not willing to settle for an ugly or single mom or both.

And this why ladies you never date over 30 because you get leftovers and how i ended up with a decade younger guy in middle of nowhere with a kid .

 

[AnOminous]

I knew a girl who had a kill list in high school. As soon as they caught wind of it, they tackled and arrested her in the hallway. It is definitely not something anyone laughed off and was the most dramatic thing to witness. Maybe Nick acted out just before Columbine happened and didn't have a history of being a delinquent (which this girl definitely did) and avoided the extreme banhammer. But it's hard to play it off as quirky. Usually it's at least because those kids have utterly miserable home lives, if they're not actual psychopaths.

You know who else had a kill list? Russell Greer. Nick had a stream mostly about Russhole's kill list.

 

[Phillip Green]

I knew a girl who had a kill list in high school. As soon as they caught wind of it, they tackled and arrested her in the hallway. It is definitely not something anyone laughed off and was the most dramatic thing to witness. Maybe Nick acted out just before Columbine happened and didn't have a history of being a delinquent (which this girl definitely did) and avoided the extreme banhammer. But it's hard to play it off as quirky. Usually it's at least because those kids have utterly miserable home lives, if they're not actual psychopaths.

Back in the 90's school was slightly less of a police state panopticon run by paranoid lunatics, and more of just a regular dysfunctional prison system designed and run by room temperature IQs. It sucked, but cringe statements that didn't have any obvious action related to them did not result in immediate trips to Guantanamo. Teachers ignored it, denying you the precious attention you craved, and other students would simply laugh at you and rightfully call you a faggot. If you didn't learn the lesson and stop being such a faggot, one of them would probably kick your ass. Most learned quickly and overall faggotry was minimized, the natural balance was maintained, hakuna matata, etc...

However, I suspect Nick was in high school right as the ass-kicking was getting cracked down on to prevent "bullying", but the spicey shit-talking didn't get you assigned to the short bus yet. A deeply troubled time...

 

[2lolis1cup]

I was working on a similar post but you posted part of it before me, though you put in a lot more work than I did finding those clips.

According to a map from this post from November Nick and his wife own another house to the north of their current home:

Redfin has data sourced from NorthstarMLS which says that the house that appears to be that property was purchased for $279,000 in March 2009.
View attachment 4166930

Then Nick went to law school.
According to Wikipedia, William Mitchell tuition in 2015 was ~$38,620 a year for a full courseload. That translates to ~$115,860 over the full JD program, not including any other fees. The actual figure he spent on tuition would be impossible to calculate since tuitions can change from year to year and we don't know how many courses he took in each calendar year so I won't bother trying.

The purchase price of $650,000 for his current house in 2018 also appears on Redfin.

View attachment 4166919

That adds up to a potential figure of $1,044,860 in spending on property and law school tuition alone in a time span of less than a decade and that figure doesn't include family living expenses.

On the income side, Nick's description of his law practice suggests that he wasn't making a lot of money. The bottom third of lawyers in Minnesota make less than $75,000 a year. If you take income of lawyers outside the Twin Cities metro area you're looking at less than $65,000 annually.

here is the sale info

 

[Nol 2]

Nick isn’t streaming tonight because he drove the new Mustang off the road. Drex just shared this after joining a panel on Good Lawgic’s channel. Drex says the road was icy, Nick was only doing 35 in a 60, Nick is alright, the car is fine, although the car had to be towed away.

catching up late, but lol he actually drove it off the road thinking about cock.

 

[Kosher Salt]

Was pretty sure the LOCALS deal was that they would take the money that comes in from the payment processor (Stripe), then cut him a check on the backend so that they can report the extra couple 10's of thousands in revenue to make the company look better on paper... UNBREADED!

Yes. It's basically some accounting bullshit that benefits Locals on their end. But it's also a guaranteed income on Nick's end. He said even if everyone left he'd still have what they're contracted to pay him. The only part I'm not really sure about is whether that's a minimum or not... if he gained subscribers, you'd think he'd earn the extra subscriber income, but it wasn't clear. He described the deal in the first 6 minutes or so of the Locals stream I posted... I think maybe he fucked up when creating the stream, because despite the title, it wasn't members-only. But here's a local copy just in case:

Isn't the story that he drove it off the road while taking it from the dealership? I don't really see them letting him just drive a Mustang off the lot in rural Minnesota in the dead of winter that has fucking summer tires on without at least telling him he's being a massive idiot.

What he said on Joe's stream was that it was a surprise ice storm that blew in and the driving conditions got way worse than expected. There was no damage, just slid it into a light snowdrift, but he had the tow truck take him home anyway because fuck trying to do any more driving in that car with those conditions. So that at least was a smart move.

But the house his brood live in is owned by a trust. He doesn't own it. Or if not this one, the previous house. He is obviously a trust fund kid by behavior, invisible income, general degeneracy and so on.

The house is owned by a trust because he's a lawyer, he was on the verge of becoming internet famous, and there are advantages to putting your home in a trust. Aside from the fact that it makes it harder to dox through property records, it can also specify what happens to the house in the case of a divorce. Or even something catastrophic, like the death of both parents. A trust could protect the house from probate and ensure that the kids would have somewhere to live.

According to a map from this post from November Nick and his wife own another house to the north of their current home

That was their previous home. He talked about the move but he tried to avoid having his new home doxed. It worked for a while.

All he really said there was that he did not personally have a Trust Fund. He did not mention his parents who, I am assuming, would have been the ones to inherit.

I find that to be the most likely scenario. Based on the YouTube comment he left on one of the clips channels (posted a couple pages back), it sounds like his grandparents' inheritance probably went to their immediate children. He said that he stands to inherit a large amount when his parents die but said he'll hopefully be into his own self retirement by that time.

That being said, his parents are stacked with cash, and I think it's not unlikely that they've been giving him considerable help over the years.

I knew a girl who had a kill list in high school. As soon as they caught wind of it, they tackled and arrested her in the hallway. It is definitely not something anyone laughed off and was the most dramatic thing to witness. Maybe Nick acted out just before Columbine happened and didn't have a history of being a delinquent (which this girl definitely did) and avoided the extreme banhammer. But it's hard to play it off as quirky.

Could also depend on whether it's a "I'm going to kill these people" list (a la Russell Greer) or if it's just a list of enemies that someone jokingly refers to as a "kill list" once and it raises some eyebrows. Although as you said, pre and post Columbine that shit got treated way differently too, so that also could've played a big part in the reaction.