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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
Listen you fuck, no one with any sense is disputing there wasn't a coordinated effort by the Government of the Third Triech to confine Alpacas, or that they weren't acting on the published brief "A final solution to the Go-fund-me problem". We're just questioning the number of Alpacas that were killed at Alpacaschwitz as the published/commonly repeated number is too high to be realistic given the economic capabilities of the Tranch. There's also some room to question if starvation and neglect were the initial intent, or if that just became necessary when their plans to expand their desertification program to the territory next door failed and food rationing was put in place for anyone who wasn't Penny or one of Penny's pets.

There were sheep and ducks also housed at the death ranch, but no one accuses Tranch leadership of trying to exterminate them.
Yes sheep and ducks died, and it is a tragedy but they were not as systematically targeted by the Triech.

My alapca’s brother died in the Alpacacaust. How do you explain to the kids that their uncle is gone? An entire generation, wiped out. How cruel of you to brush aside the pointless slaughter of so many with the argument “well they might’ve been killed by the Triech, but if the TERFS hadn’t bombed supply routes there may have been food. “

They’ve taken the fur off of our friends and family and turned them into fuzzy lampshades. It doesn’t matter how many have died, the fact any died at all because they were a cute fuzzy animal is unacceptable.
 
I’m no livestock expert, but aren’t Alpacas on the hardier side when it comes to caring for them?
Yes. But there's still some minimums that have to be present for them to survive, as they can't subsist on a diet of rocks and Kevin's discarded Amazon boxes.

In any photo of the tranch taken from any direction, even straight down from all the way up in orbit, the tranch property is almost devoid of plant life. As a result, it's becoming devoid of topsoil.

They claim the property was like that when they got it, and that they planned to restore it through some sort of mystical crop rotation scheme. But then, The Right Wing Chud Militias descended upon them, and forced them to have to arm themselves with as many foolish weapon and armor choices as GoFundMe money could buy. Then they had to patrol the property in their newly acquired GI Joe costumes, so had no time to spend on whatever idiotic idea they might have attempted to heal nature with.

Then they took on more Alpacas from a rescue, which were already half dead from starvation and disease. Because so much of their energy had to remain invested in defending themselves from the Chud Militias, who were now conducting drone reconnaissance and nightly Naruto runs around the property edges, they couldn't really care for those either, resulting in the aforementioned mass burial.

The only way it could get even loopier is if they had Sinseer stay there in his clown makeup, doing his best John Wayne Gacy impression and burying the alpaca bodies.
 
Can't DDoS a physical place!
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We have to raise $300,000 to buy 14 Branchland Court for the CWCseum first.
 
Yes sheep and ducks died, and it is a tragedy but they were not as systematically targeted by the Triech.

My alapca’s brother died in the Alpacacaust. How do you explain to the kids that their uncle is gone? An entire generation, wiped out. How cruel of you to brush aside the pointless slaughter of so many with the argument “well they might’ve been killed by the Triech, but if the TERFS hadn’t bombed supply routes there may have been food. “

They’ve taken the fur off of our friends and family and turned them into fuzzy lampshades. It doesn’t matter how many have died, the fact any died at all because they were a cute fuzzy animal is unacceptable.

Oh my god this again. There was a kiddie pool nearly a quarter full of filthy water on the tranch, you can see it in photos and movies; why would there be a pool at a supposed "death ranch"? And why would they allow photographers and film-making furries access to a "secret death ranch"? It just doesn't hold up.
There was a negotiation to turn over all the Alpacas in Tranch custody in exchange for fuel & the being allowed to keep the silverado trucks that would be used to transport them to the handover; the TERFs didn't seem to the Alpacas were in sufficient danger to accept that deal and just kept report-bombing the Triech's gofundmes.

Next you're going to tell me about how the Tranch stocks of 5.7 moon rounds were plans to explode the Alpacas to hide evidence of this supposed "systematic extermination".

There are no alpacas in Argentina, Llamossad really needs to just let it go already.
 
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Is there a verified instance of a police officer straight up murdering a troon on sight?

I know it is transphobia to expect firm evidence of this situation but I am just going to have to be a transphobe.
It's one of those weird things with troons, especially when they get into their little cult groups, this idea that their mere presence along with law enforcement, or someone not in a city, will somehow go from zero to straight up murder because... I really don't know.

I think a lot of it has to do with their mental health, and how studies have shown they don't troon out after getting anti-schizophrenia medicine in most studies.

The only places I've seen troons get actually murdered and assaulted is in black, ghetto situations, either from pickle-surprise prostitution, or drug confrontations. However, if you talk to troons, they'll tell you that the reason you don't see any of these troon murders is that the police, or the town, or the big company in town, or all the people that live in said area, all conspire to keep it quiet. Hundreds, maybe thousands of trans people are murdered by cops and rednecks every year, but they're never reported because conspiracy.
 
What's up with the LGBTQ plus community and animal abuse, especially the T part? The zoo sadism community is full of transgender animal abusers and sick fucks killing animals for sexual reasons. Most of the trouble makers of the furry community are overwhelmingly transgendered at this point. Animals are safer around street gangs than the transgender community. At least gangs involved in dog fighting aren't raping the poor animals before killing them. View attachment 4167740
Why do creepy sex obsessed pedophiles with no morals who live in a fantasy land with no rules and face no consequences engage in consistently depraved behavior? Gee no idea
 
Oh my god this again. There was a kiddie pool nearly a quarter full of filthy water on the tranch, you can see it in photos and movies; why would there be a pool at a supposed "death camp"? And why would they allow photographers and film-making furries access to a "secret death camp"? It just doesn't hold up.
There was a negotiation to turn over all the Alpacas in Tranch custody in exchange for fuel & the being allowed to keep the silverado trucks that would be used to transport them to the handover; the TERFs didn't seem to the Alpacas were in sufficient danger to accept that deal and just kept report-bombing the Triech's gofundmes.

Next you're going to tell me about how the Tranch stocks of 5.7 moon rounds were plans to explode the Alpacas to hide evidence of this supposed "systematic extermination".

There are no alpacas in Argentina, Llamossad really needs to just let it go already.
I’d link some research done by the Alapaca Defamation League to disprove all of your points but it’s not really worth my time. Troonzi apologists are truly the scum of the earth.
 
What's up with the LGBTQ plus community and animal abuse, especially the T part?
It's legally the closest to children they have.

They'll bury it and call it "right-wing misinformation" until the evidence becomes too much to ignore. Then they'll blame transphobes.
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All you need is their word to confirm everything is right (unless this is parody, because of course it should be...)
 
If this means that we should just ignore tranny-on-tranny violence when it occurs -- especially up to and including homicide -- I find I must agree with Kevryn. If you see a tranny in process of killing another tranny, do not call the fascist police. Instead, pull up a chair, eat popcorn and watch 'em kill each other for your entertainment. Nothing of value will be lost. (See also, black-on-black violence.)

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Ahhh, Deep Thoughts From Kevryn. Don't ever change, you stinky manbaby.
 
If this means that we should just ignore tranny-on-tranny violence when it occurs -- especially up to and including homicide -- I find I must agree with Kevryn. If you see a tranny in process of killing another tranny, do not call the fascist police. Instead, pull up a chair, eat popcorn and watch 'em kill each other for your entertainment. Nothing of value will be lost. (See also, black-on-black violence.)

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Ahhh, Deep Thoughts From Kevryn. Don't ever change, you stinky manbaby.
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Loving Kevin's accusations of it being KF aswell, it couldn't possibly be one of the many thousands of people who saw Boner's tweets or anything.
 
It's legally the closest to children they have.


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All you need is their word to confirm everything is right (unless this is parody, because of course it should be...)
Keeping my bloody fingers crossed, this news somehow reached J.K Rowling and she tweets about it. It would be hilarious and a great way to start off in 2023.
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What's up with the LGBTQ plus community and animal abuse, especially the T part? The zoo sadism community is full of transgender animal abusers and sick fucks killing animals for sexual reasons. Most of the trouble makers of the furry community are overwhelmingly transgendered at this point. Animals are safer around street gangs than the transgender community. At least gangs involved in dog fighting aren't raping the poor animals before killing them.
Trannies are by definition very anti-nature dues to what they do to their bodies and minds. Their beliefs go against mammalian biology and are a gross misinterpretation of amphibian biology. Would it be a shock if they extended and enacted their deconstructionist beliefs towards other animals?
 
They claim the property was like that when they got it, and that they planned to restore it through some sort of mystical crop rotation scheme.
That is complete bullshit. Photos from satellites before the troon locusts showed up show it looked exactly like the neighboring properties and now it looks like somewhere you'd use for a Moon Landing hoax.
 
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