Liz Fong-Jones / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

[a feel]

I just can't get over how masculine Dongless looks, and the gigantic levels of disappointment and dread his parents must feel. Imagine you come from a country where you only have one chance at a biological child. Your son is born, he's perfect. He's all you ever wanted. You lucked out in the Asian genetic lottery and somehow created a boy with the potential to be an Asian Giga Chad; you are filled with love and pride and happiness.

And then he goes "FUCK YOU MOM!!!!" and ruins your entire family, ancestors cry.

For real, I can feel their bottomless anguish.

Happy New Year, fellow Kiwitards, and may your hearts always be full!

 

[Wy4M]

Because of his medication Elliot's team knows it's difficult to get a hold of him on Mondays and every work day he leaves at 4pm.

https://archive.is/eotVl

So the same person who can travel multiple times a year to any continent in the world, the same person who probably has the record of the most and longest rants is
not available on Mondays and leaves every day at 4pm. Unless it's a consent accident.

Note that this was tweeted in April 2021 so is at his current job Honeycomb..io

 

[huecoffs02]

Maybe he's born with it. Maybe it's Maybelline.

That's why Liz Fong-Jones will never be a woman. Real women usually take their make-up off before going to bed. His pillowcase is probably a biohazard.

I can't fathom how he doesn't know shit like this...even the lipstick...just no. ANY make up article will say that you have to keep your skin clean and clear. Guess porn actresses are never seen without make up so that makes sense.

Since his chinese, wonder if he jacks off thinking about facial abuse.

 

[RedMage]

You can steal his look:
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It helps making videos more accessible for lipreading (really)
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Sure Elliot, being lazy also seems to be the case with your personal hygiene.

https://archive.vn/eSF0U

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Note that on Elliot it looks darker because he's Chinese.
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Liz Fong-Jones (方禮真) on Twitter: "@starbreiz https://t.co/mzEgcgFuaK"…

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Edit - How hot it still looks after 36 hours.
It survived 3 meals, 2 nights of sleep, kissing his spouse and probably a consent accident too.
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Even 48 hours!
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I just realized something looking at these pictures - a lot of women I know don't really wear lipstick or wear them daily. Even at my workplace walking through the halls and women passing by, majority aren't wearing them.

Elliot seems to be one of the only troons who religiously wear lipstick, likely because without it he just looks like a man. The hair isn't enough, so throw on some lipstick on to try and hopefully (in his mind) look like a woman.

Since his chinese, wonder if he jacks off thinking about facial abuse.

He can't. The dong is gone.

 

[Wy4M]

From this post: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dropping-google.38842/post-3003027

Azimuth, Gizmo Gadget and Snowdrop

Stillinbeta is Elliot's partner one of Elliot's partners and also a speaker at SREcon. He's the one who designed that Kube Cuddle MLP.
Reminder - Elliot is a member of the steering committee of SREcon and is also a speaker.
I wonder if they do it for free and if not how much they charge and who else of his partners, friends are doing this...

"f you follow me
We'll put our differences aside
We'll stick together and
Start working on that school pride!"

Liz Fong-Jones (方禮真) on Twitter: "🎶 If you follow me We'll put our d…

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You buckos know what to do:

 

[Rozzy]

You can steal his look:
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https://archive.vn/O6RNV

Maybelline Superstay matte ink Nbr 35 - Creator.
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View attachment 4165708 View attachment 4165709

https://archive.vn/mHOm2

It helps making videos more accessible for lipreading (really)
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Sure Elliot, being lazy also seems to be the case with your personal hygiene.

https://archive.vn/eSF0U

View attachment 4165726View attachment 4165730

Note that on Elliot it looks darker because he's Chinese.
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Liz Fong-Jones (方禮真) on Twitter: "@starbreiz https://t.co/mzEgcgFuaK"…

archived 30 Dec 2022 16:39:09 UTC

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Edit - How hot it still looks after 36 hours.
It survived 3 meals, 2 nights of sleep, kissing his spouse and probably a consent accident too.
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https://archive.vn/VmPR5

Even 48 hours!
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https://archive.vn/OKBNn

His myopia has to be very severe taking into consideration by the lens distortion of his glasses.

 

[Um...]

Elliot needs to find a Diane Von Furstenberg-style wrap dress with an A-line knee- or below-knee-length skirt to it. Some heeled knee-height suede boots underneath for the winter. Longer sleeves and a wide-ish v-neck, and a tall waist panel/wrap/drape to pull that waist in or camouflage it. Or a structured loose sheath, but knee-length, with a waist seam and some asymmetrical drape or gathering one side in the front.

Alternatively, high-waisted wide-legged pants and a knee-length structured (blazer) jacket, unbuttoned, over a scoop-neck fine spun tee. You can push up the sleeves on the jacket if you want to look more casual. And heels or heeled ankle boots. Put on some fucking dress shoes.

So tired of seeing these fully adult folks looking like kindergarteners who just rolled out of bed into two different Garanimals outfits before mom shoved a pop tart into their hands and raced to drive them to school, no time to brush teeth or hair.

Especially people with zero non-adult dependents and plenty of disposable income. They could be buying custom-made* clothing instead of looking like the H&M post-Christmas clearance rack.

* you can get very very fine custom tailormade suiting (and anything else) all over Asia for relatively cheap.


(But I know you didn't suggest white shoes, right?)

I don’t see the point of these long-winded fashion and beauty tips for troons posts.
1) They’re not entertaining and 2) why would you want to help them look better?

If fashion and makeup tips in general is your thing there’s a thread for that.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/makeup-clothes-girly-stuff-thread.4137/

 

[Rozzy]

Probably a bit too fond. . .

He probably viewed it as a Chinese delicacy, cooked and ate it.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I don’t see the point of these long-winded fashion and beauty tips for troons posts.
1) They’re not entertaining and 2) why would you want to help them look better?

If fashion and makeup tips in general is your thing there’s a thread for that.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/makeup-clothes-girly-stuff-thread.4137/

Here - got you something for Christmas

 

[AnOminous]

I don’t see the point of these long-winded fashion and beauty tips for troons posts.

Because it's one of the most disgusting, autistic parts of what filthy animals these creatures are, and they need to have it pointed out how shit they look at every available opportunity. tl;dr blow me it's part of the thread and entirely on-topic.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

The beauty tips are the best part of troons being largely placed in this subforum IMO, because it has a non-zero chance of triggering 1 of 2 things since we know they read their threads:
1) They actually try to try, and we get to watch a Keffals-like descent into twimblrthot madness, eyelashes detaching in the middle of a show, fake freckles and all, or
2) Additional seething due to a combination looking in the mirror, remembering all the things they now know they could be doing to look like less of an mis-angular menace, but won't do because they don't have enough spoons and/or cash.

 

[Beautiful Loser]

His myopia has to be very severe taking into consideration by the lens distortion of his glasses.

If space agencies could get a hold of his prescription they could probably see the actual surface of alien worlds billions of light years away down to the inch.

 

[A Sunset]

You can steal his look:
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https://archive.vn/O6RNV

Maybelline Superstay matte ink Nbr 35 - Creator.
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View attachment 4165708 View attachment 4165709

https://archive.vn/mHOm2

It helps making videos more accessible for lipreading (really)
View attachment 4165715
Sure Elliot, being lazy also seems to be the case with your personal hygiene.

https://archive.vn/eSF0U

View attachment 4165726View attachment 4165730

Note that on Elliot it looks darker because he's Chinese.
View attachment 4165737

Liz Fong-Jones (方禮真) on Twitter: "@starbreiz https://t.co/mzEgcgFuaK"…

archived 30 Dec 2022 16:39:09 UTC

archive.vn

Edit - How hot it still looks after 36 hours.
It survived 3 meals, 2 nights of sleep, kissing his spouse and probably a consent accident too.
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https://archive.vn/VmPR5

Even 48 hours!
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https://archive.vn/OKBNn

God he’s so fucking gross looking and male. “My makeup survives 48 hours”. You stupid fuck you think any woman on earth doesn’t take her makeup off before she goes to bed? I’m a super straight fucking moron male who can barely keep up with female shit and even I know that.

How disgusting that he leaves caked on lipstick covered in his tranny partner’s AIDS saliva And doesnt even bother to wash. God he must stink.

Quit talking to women like you’re a woman you fucking freak LMFAO. Nothing about your behavior or appearance is female. He looks like such a dead-eyed rapist circus act.

If I had to sit next to this vile, slave-collar wearing Square-Jawed StinkDitch with the voice of a Rapey Kermit the Frog on a plane, that would be the longest flight of my life.

 

[Stochastic Terrorist]

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Damn, only now I saw how large his head is. <1% pass rate IRL I guess.

 

[Miniluv]

How disgusting that he leaves caked on lipstick covered in his tranny partner’s AIDS saliva And doesnt even bother to wash. God he must stink.

Every time I see Dong Gone, my brain immediately goes to how bad he must smell. Very few cows do that for me but I remember that impulse being very strong when I first lurked the Alex Leal thread which, IIRC, was also where Frog Dong first showed up on the Farms. Maybe it's residual disgust from that diaper filling faggot.

 

[Vect]

The attacks seems to have eased up, for now. Guess Zit Gong-Stones did have New Year plans after a shite Christmas where everyone ninja-evaded his black-belt consent accidents.

"You're a dickhead, Liz Fong-Jones,
You really are a chode!
You're as funny as a faggot,
A voice like a dying toad, Liz Fong-Jones,
You couldn't figure out some chubby boy's code!

You're a tranny, Liz Fong-Jones,
Your dick's a shitting hole!
Your brain is full of hormones,
But it's the KiwiFarms you scroll, Liz Fong-Jones,
So I hope you're stocking's full of that red-hot coal!

You're a fat one, Liz Fong-Jones,
So brave, and my, so bold!
You have all the appeal,
Of a shark-grazing abode, Liz Fong-Jones,

Given the choice between you
I'd be tied to a fucking railroad!"

Edit: I am supremely pissed.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

 

[ForTheHoard]

The attacks seems to have eased up, for now. Guess Zit Gong-Stones did have New Year plans after a shite Christmas where everyone ninja-evaded his black-belt consent accidents.

"You're a dickhead, Liz Fong-Jones,
You really are a chode!
You're as funny as a faggot,
A voice like a dying toad, Liz Fong-Jones,
You couldn't figure out some chubby boy's code!

You're a tranny, Liz Fong-Jones,
Your dick's a shitting hole!
Your brain is full of hormones,
But it's the KiwiFarms you scroll, Liz Fong-Jones,
So I hope you're stocking's full of that red-hot coal!

You're a fat one, Liz Fong-Jones,
So brave, and my, so bold!
You have all the appeal,
Of a shark-grazing abode, Liz Fong-Jones,

Given the choice between you
I'd be tied to a fucking railroad!"

Edit: I am supremely pissed.

I was working on a Mr. Grinch parody about Keffals called Mr. Tits but it wasn't funny enough to publish lol. Well done.

 

[Hot HOT HOTTT]

Marginally disappointed in my fellow Kiwis for not pointing out the hilarity of choosing to name your Ponysona - or whatever it's called - "Kube" when your head is shaped like a literal cube.

If it were not for LFJ's boundless narcissism, I would have assumed it was a self-deprecating joke. However, given the circumstances, I'm falling somewhere between "completely oblivious and self-unaware" to "intentionally trying to bait people into saying something so I can start drama over nothing."

 

[乙乙乙]

Marginally disappointed in my fellow Kiwis for not pointing out the hilarity of choosing to name your Ponysona - or whatever it's called - "Kube" when your head is shaped like a literal cube.

If it were not for LFJ's boundless narcissism, I would have assumed it was a self-deprecating joke. However, given the circumstances, I'm falling somewhere between "completely oblivious and self-unaware" to "intentionally trying to bait people into saying something so I can start drama over nothing."

i think it's not his pony, it's another tranny's from his polycule