Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

One87five0 said:
I mean, don't straight men love their cocks just as much as faggots do? I feel like transbians are more likely to keep their bait and tackle because they can intimidate lesbians into sucking girl dick... HSTS can't intimidate straight men into having gay sex with them, which is why a lot of them get the chop. Dylan is also clearly a bottom, so it's not like he ever got to enjoy busting a nut... I don't know how attached he is to his penis, but I doubt he's as attached to it as a straight or gay man who's actually experienced the pleasure of using it.
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Fuck it, you know something? I think he will get the chop.

Partly because of the usual troon slide into insanity (Trooning out doesn’t help on the emptiness they feel inside, but THE NEXT STEP will surely help!) and partly because this poor faggot is so lonely.

Look at all of his videos where he’s trying to pull some quirky troon-Audrey Hepburn look.

He wants desperately to be loved, and now that he’s a guuurl the usual gay sluts who will bone a sunsetting twink won’t come knocking anymore.

So Dylan will eventually convince himself that if he only had a Barbie pouch, he would surely attract a loving partner, and set himself up for surgery.

I’m totally there for the Fistula arc!
 
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Frogget-me-not said:
His handlers are definitely teasing us for the big reveal. I think it’s because he’ll end up looking roughly the same and they want to milk the hype while the results are still in the air.

I can’t believe it’s already been 12 days since he went under. Is it normal to be able to take off the bandages before 2 weeks?

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His face looks fatter in the video. The swelling looks good on you, Dylan! Please make it permanent and gain some weight so you no longer look like my sleep paralysis demon.
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He's really larping as Jackie Kennedy, right down to the pink Chanel suit. Holy fucking shit.
 
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Fapcop said:
But again… He’s also a lonely attention whore, so when the views start dipping he might just try with a “IM GETTING A BARBIE POUCH GUUURLS!”
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I don't wish the horrors of penis inversion on anyone normally, but in this case I'll make an exception and hopefully when he does do it, it causes this freak to do a flip.
 
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Chandelier said:
He's really larping as Jackie Kennedy, right down to the pink Chanel suit. Holy fucking shit.
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I'm starting to wonder if there isn't a famous classy lady from the 50s-70s he hasn't tried to larp yet.
Anyway, here's my best guess on what post FFS Dylan will look like. I'm on my phone so I couldn't really add the Contrapoints nerve damage weak chin I wanted, but I imagine if you were trying to feminise Dylan you'd do a jaw shave + fillers to round him out, plus the lip lift and pinched rhinoplasty and then some fuckery with his brows and eyes from a facelift and/or brow bone surgery.
It'd probably be subtler than this because we know from previous bricks getting FFS that it tends to make them look like a slightly more off version of themselves, so maybe this is after another couple rounds of plastic surgery.
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Before you ask, yes I will be seeing that in my nightmares tonight. (If you notice an odd notch in his jaw, that was actually on the original image - the retoucher got sloppy. Interestingly whoever retouched it fucked with the jaw but didn't cover the stubble up, or correct the overzealous colour correcting concealer under the foundation on the bottom half of his face)
 
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One87five0 said:
I mean, don't straight men love their cocks just as much as faggots do? I feel like transbians are more likely to keep their bait and tackle because they can intimidate lesbians into sucking girl dick... HSTS can't intimidate straight men into having gay sex with them, which is why a lot of them get the chop. Dylan is also clearly a bottom, so it's not like he ever got to enjoy busting a nut... I don't know how attached he is to his penis, but I doubt he's as attached to it as a straight or gay man who's actually experienced the pleasure of using it.
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IDK, men have prostates, so they can orgasm from getting bummed, or at least enjoy it. However, the stinkditch installation can mess them up or make anal more risky or painful. So they get an extra hole but afterwards neither works as well for penetrative sex.
 
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Hongourable Madisha said:
IDK, men have prostates, so they can orgasm from getting bummed, or at least enjoy it. However, the stinkditch installation can mess them up or make anal more risky or painful. So they get an extra hole but afterwards neither works as well for penetrative sex.
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The SRS Horrors thread taught me that the amhole goes inbetween the anus/rectum and prostate, so it actually makes anal stop working (because the prostate can't be stimulated)
 
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Hongourable Madisha said:
IDK, men have prostates, so they can orgasm from getting bummed, or at least enjoy it. However, the stinkditch installation can mess them up or make anal more risky or painful. So they get an extra hole but afterwards neither works as well for penetrative sex.
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AssignedEva said:
The SRS Horrors thread taught me that the amhole goes inbetween the anus/rectum and prostate, so it actually makes anal stop working (because the prostate can't be stimulated)
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Isn't this what leads to the need for diapers? I'm almost scared to know the answer.
 
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AssignedEva said:
The SRS Horrors thread taught me that the amhole goes inbetween the anus/rectum and prostate, so it actually makes anal stop working (because the prostate can't be stimulated)
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I have religiously followed that thread and that horrifying detail didnt register on my head. So those coombrained men cannot even coom from the butt atfter the chop? Jeeeeesus.
 
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Kiislova said:
I have religiously followed that thread and that horrifying detail didnt register on my head. So those coombrained men cannot even coom from the butt atfter the chop? Jeeeeesus.
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Well dickchops aren't really standardized. So idk maybe the placement varies. But however it's done, testosterone suppression shrinks the prostate. That's why puberty blockers were originally prostate cancer drugs: testosterone increases the size of the prostate along with any adjacent tumors. Suppress the testosterone and it'll slow the cancer down a bit.

The whole thing is a retarded proposition.
 
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He really has no idea how to style an outfit beyond the matchy-matchy everything that makes him look like a rejected member of the Wiggles.

A clear reason why can be seen in the fashions of the women he claims as his best friends. The one on the left is about to star in an early 2000s sitcom about the dating troubles of a magazine editor; the one on the right wants to sell me kombucha made of her menstrual blood.
 
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