🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Pale Empress]

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Now this is how you chase clout!

Ralph trying to put out the aura of being friendly and approachable is very off-putting haha. I'm sure this is going to be a "you're not working for free, haha, you're working for exposure, haha, you've got the privilege of creating and collaborating with negro saviour of the western world and champion of conservative values Kanye "Yeezy" West and his cabal of el goblino mystery meat internet zoomers, haha!" situation.

 

[Jump]

idk where the telegram thread went but Ralph is being gayopped by kinochet

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5 Star days!
Being chased from moldy shack to shack in a 3rd world country surrounded by 1.2 million brown people*. Running from shadows on the Internet. Not a single irl friend.
Ralph's copes are so cope filled its amazing. He is a modern day boxcar hobo. Preaching to the random other vagrants he crosses paths with about how he is king of the road. Top of the Sektur!

Grinding away 12 hours a day on his podcast for a decade and has absolutely nothing at all to show for it.
Jim may be dying but he is going to die in his nice house, surrounded by friends and family. And he is going to die in his homeland, in the USA.

Ralph doesn't even get to live in the USA anymore. So now his cope is "Well actually MEXICO is better!"


*No offence meant to our Mexican kiwi's. Its just funny because Ralph is in AF saving the white race.

 

[disavow]

Also, location updated:

 

[Hypervitaminosis]

Somebody mail that tweet to the Sinaloa Cartel.
Also that neckbeard is disgusting, you can tell its always a bit moist, grimy and really uncomfortable when he looks down at his phone.

 

[disavow]

Somebody mail that tweet to the Sinaloa Cartel.
Also that neckbeard is disgusting, you can tell its always a bit moist, grimy and really uncomfortable when he looks down at his phone.

It's an improvement tbh, clean-shaven Ethan looks like a big fat retarded baby.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Lol so now that he's been outed as living in the third world shithole (that he denied living in) he's decided the only way out is to lean into it fully and pretend like it's actually awesome and based and only idiots would live in America (the country his daddy gave him)

 

[A Sunset]

To be honest I’m still processing he’s actually fucking fled to a Mexican shithole with his never-wife and baby and it’s not all a meme. Even that seems too outlandish for Ralph.

Imagine if at the start of 2020, you told people Ralph would be a servant of Nick Fuentes, made mortal enemies with Metokur, drove away Gator, and fled the country to live in a Mexican hovel with no electricity on the Yucatán Peninsula.

We need the Ralph WIKI more than ever LMFAO.

 

[UnLimiTed-Lbs]

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Also, location updated:

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Ralph had no choice but to own the location to one up against the aylawgs and Mr. Morris who first exposed his location.
I still remember the denial when the information was dropped and Eso Shaggy was going schizo on a government website.
"you'll never find me"- Ethan Ralph 2022

 

[disavow]

"you'll never find me"- Ethan Ralph 2022

You'll never find me, cried the Gunt,
It's a most thoroughly useless fake hunt.
With Christorian X
(Come on, just have sex!)
Blanks! 'Till Harry delivered a punt.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

You'll never find me, cried the Gunt,
It's a most thoroughly useless fake hunt.
With Christorian X
(Come on, just have sex!)
Blanks! 'Till Harry delivered a punt.

Christorian smoked meth
Tug's neglect meant death
Pantsu fucks the dog pack
Ralph lives in a hog shack

 

[AnOminous]

To be honest I’m still processing he’s actually fucking fled to a Mexican shithole with his never-wife and baby and it’s not all a meme. Even that seems too outlandish for Ralph.

Imagine being so weak as a man that you flee to a third world shithole to avoid paying child support, and try to spin that as a win. I don't know how he managed to get his ass kicked in Portugal, but if there's anywhere a shit talking foreign midget is going to get his ass kicked hard it's Mexico.

Lol so now that he's been outed as living in the third world shithole (that he denied living in) he's decided the only way out is to lean into it fully and pretend like it's actually awesome and based and only idiots would live in America (the country his daddy gave him)

It's nawt TROO! In fact I believe it is YEW who fled to a Mexican shithole!

 

[A Sunset]

You'll never find me, cried the Gunt,
It's a most thoroughly useless fake hunt.
With Christorian X
(Come on, just have sex!)
Blanks! 'Till Harry delivered a punt.

Christorian smoked meth
Tug's neglect meant death
Pantsu fucks the dog pack
Ralph lives in a hog shack

This new trend of insulting poetry on the Faggot Farms is just fantastic LMFAO.

Ran to Mexico
I won't Pay Child Support
Baby Inhales Mold.

 

[Irredemable Retardation]

We need the Ralph WIKI more than ever LMFAO.

Ralphapedia was formed but it became inactive because the owner got afraid of the attacks against Kiwi Farms in recent times, plus gunt activity slowing down in the months after the second portugal beatdown.

 

[MeltyTW]

idk where the telegram thread went but Ralph is being gayopped by kinochet

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so bitter that he lost the great hog hunt. lol. found ya piggy.

Because they're in the cult, gunty.

also metokur gets enough superchats that its half the stream, does nick even get enough to make a tenth of the stream superchats?

Now this is how you chase clout!

gunt does realize anyone wanting to take him up will google him and find his kiwifarms forum no?

To be honest I’m still processing he’s actually fucking fled to a Mexican shithole with his never-wife and baby and it’s not all a meme. Even that seems too outlandish for Ralph.

Imagine if at the start of 2020, you told people Ralph would be a servant of Nick Fuentes, made mortal enemies with Metokur, drove away Gator, and fled the country to live in a Mexican hovel with no electricity on the Yucatán Peninsula.

We need the Ralph WIKI more than ever LMFAO.

idk thats a lot of work and it legit seems like hell just up and die soon anyway. i dont think hes really earned an internet legacy up there with chris, no i think his fate is to be forgotten and replaced by ppp when he stabs andy with a meth needle or something live.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Ran off to Cuba
Holler at my horse's Dad
Rest in peace, pupper

 

[Tiger Jack]

Roses are red
Ralph is fat
To Mexico he fled
His pants he has shat

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Never know what time it is, can’t keep the lights on
Thought I heard a yip but Tugger’s long gone
Fire up a stream to see none of my paypigs on
Looks like I gotta move again he said

There’s a kiwi farms man waiting in my dms
I’d really like to meet him but don’t know if we’d be friends

This is the tune:

https://youtu.be/aBKEt3MhNMM

 

[Beef Elemental]

Whan that Gunt with his foule stench,
The hand of Maye ye pedo wench,
Betroth'd in the land beyond the wall,
Alogges rejoiced, in Jersey's halle
Where men in spandex squirm and grip
The tendre croppes from fields did rip
That Corne which all do reckon best
From Gunted fields we shall harvest!

 

[.iota.]

Whan that Gunt with his foule stench,
The hand of Maye ye pedo wench,
Betroth'd in the land beyond the wall,
Alogges rejoiced, in Jersey's halle
Where men in spandex squirm and grip
The tendre croppes from fields did rip
That Corne which all do reckon best
From Gunted fields we shall harvest!

prologue to the gunterbury fails.

 

[Preacher ✝]

In a display of impotent rage at his Internet Daddy, Jim Metokur, Ralph has tweeted a video of one of Jim's hats being burned.

However this is clearly not the same hat that his Horse is known to have worn because the video comes from someone else's tweet.


Archive of the video

Links

Ralph tweet: https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1609358434452836352?s=20

Source tweet: https://twitter.com/samzenskies/status/1609358264721866754?s=20