The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[AfghanBlue]

Man, some woke lefty types saw the stories about the trans alpaca ranch on their preferred echo chamber one day and thought "why isn't that nice". Little did they know the truth...

If they spent the time and effort from their "Tran Ranch Under Siege" larp on actually taking care of the animals more alpacas would probably be alive right now. Honestly, do you think any of the tranchers even know how to shoot? If they actually had a shootout with the ATF they'd probably fire one shot off, miss the feds by a wide margin, hit an alpacas by accident, literally collectively shit themselves and surrender. Then, probably get some softball ass sentencing once they get convicted in court while soveriegn citizen tax evasion guy gets the book thrown at him.

Man, if I was stuck on a ranch with a bunch of trannies I would learn to take care of the animals as a form of escapism from my horrific and ignominious fate of having to see these creeps every day. The noble Andean peoples spent generations selectively breeding alpacas just for the white man (in a dress) to do them dirty like this. SMH and ROFLMAO. Today is a great day NOT to be an alpaca.

I sometimes wonder if I am no better than a Redditor, lurking the farms deliberately looking for something to get pissed off about. I suppose the distinction is that these outrages are actually happening.

For real.
All that money on guns. All that open space and nature to use and build with, all those hours in all those days, it’s harder to NOT get anything done at that point.

How much sheer mental and physical energy they wrongly devote to thier militia Larp… or I guess, the transitions take up a great deal of thier focus?

Lol I guess the gross bdsm thing too, but really the hellscape that would be living in an OCD focus on trying to become a beautiful woman, when you are in fact a notably ugly bunch of men…
What a waste of time. What a testament to this flavour of troonery.

EDIT-
we know farming is difficult, tight margins, niche specicialstion required to succeed which takes connections, luck and hard work but LOOK at all the good will they squandered.

How many new operations get international media puff pieces, and a huge network of troons, left wing organisations ,gender special superflous funding rubber stamped approval and about as friendly a State as you could hope.

God, even the Furry connection could have set them up forever. Furries will club in on anything each other do- they could have even made wool for some disgusting fur-suits that the degenerates spend their obscene sums on .

all they had to do was not be totally lazy, and not be totally horrible to everyone they ever meet.

oh, how much they have squandered. it really is sad.

if they werent fucking dicks then they could have had a place that actually benefited the lives of messed up troons but i guess...the troonery was probably a large part of why it failed anyway. you cant be so self obsessed and succeed at ANYTHING except ruining your own plumbing.

lets just scrap the troon specific element and say, people kicked out for being gay or whatever. leave the troon/'identity'/medical shit to private, as it should always have been.

Anyway.
in more cheerful news

lol
i'm sure this will help Wedges totally real litany of medical conditions.
Fat Activist arc incoming.

 

[UncommonParlence]

When was that shitty shed/tarp structure built? Does that coincide with the Spring Massacre Bon Bon is referring to?

When they dig up the foundations of the Death Shed, will they also find Hoffa's remains??? So many questions.
If only they had an experienced PM on staff, surely this alpaca apocalypse could have been averted.

Alpacalypse. I'll let myself out...

 

[soulgains]

In terms of organized depravity, this is takes the cake. How could these fucking faggots be so cruel and callous to these guys?

Give MATI, I don't care, I hope every troon is wiped off the face of the Earth. Thats the only thing that could avenge these Alpaca's.

 

[Divine right to rule]

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I have been outside the Tranch lore for about a year, what happened with Wedge and the Tranch? Last time I checked on him he made disgusting porn with the amhole.

 

[Oxyjen]

Sorry to slowpoke like the worst of them, but where can I read more about 'The Siege'? It sounds way better than the Denzel Washington movie.

It’s buried deep in post 1, but this is one of the main totems of Tranch Lore, and what they've used to fundraise over 100k. All the interviews they’ve done cover this event, and the details do vary with the telling.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/kevin-...-green-salamander.65259/page-923#post-8510905

Welcome to the tranch topic Alpaca Hell.

 

[Fungible penis]

No, although Bonnie is definitely trying to drum
up some attention.

It’s not the best timeframe to have chosen for that though, and so far the only partial bite is from this prepper-type podcast, unfortunately it seems they bought into the lie of the tranch being some kind of solution to society’s problems, and also fell for and reported on the “siege” deal, so they’re hastily doing some damage control on Penny’s behalf.

I wonder if Ash is paying attention to all this. If it blows up and the tranch gets cancelled and/or into some kind of legal trouble, he’s sitting on a goldmine of footage that he refused to spin into what they wanted previously.


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Known cuck Robert Evans chiming in.

 

[Dangerous Dude]

For real.
All that money on guns. All that open space and nature to use and build with, all those hours in all those days, it’s harder to NOT get anything done at that point.

How much sheer mental and physical energy they wrongly devote to thier militia Larp… or I guess, the transitions take up a great deal of thier focus?

Lol I guess the gross bdsm thing too, but really the hellscape that would be living in an OCD focus on trying to become a beautiful woman, when you are in fact a notably ugly bunch of men…
What a waste of time. What a testament to this flavour of troonery.

Maybe in a sense they started to believe their own bullshit, if only those mean TERF's/my disappointed dad would leave me alone things will magically work out.

Of course, the whole transsexualism is an attempt to escape having to grow up and be an adult, which is the real reason why their lives are dysfunctional, and why obviously a ranch run by manchildren failed catastrophically.

Actually, this whole project reminds me of Fordlândia, when Henry Ford tried to make a rubber plantation in Brazil in the hopes of "Americanizing" the Brazillians, which similarly collapsed because the philospihcal underpinnings didn't work (or perhaps in that case clashed too much with the local culture) and the managers had no understanding of how to actually operate the plantation.

It’s buried deep in post 1, but this is one of the main totems of Tranch Lore, and what they've used to fundraise over 100k. All the interviews they’ve done cover this event, and the details do vary with the telling.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/kevin-...-green-salamander.65259/page-923#post-8510905

Welcome to the tranch topic Alpaca Hell.

I guess Le Siège was the proof of concept for the Keffals auto-swatting grift.

 

[LeChampion1992]

Yeah but this one is real

Remember the 6 million llamas goyim or else.

 

[Iron Hamster]

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Tranch seems to be going Chernobyl.

 

[FinnSven]

In terms of organized depravity, this is takes the cake. How could these fucking faggots be so cruel and callous to these guys?
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Give MATI, I don't care, I hope every troon is wiped off the face of the Earth. Thats the only thing that could avenge these Alpaca's.

You sound like a crusading knight.

Get a longsword, a horse in white barding, a crusader helm and gallop from neckbeard nest to tranch, to San Francisco, cleaving the skulls from troon, tranny and shemale.

In the name of Jesus Alpaca Christos, you shall return the troonish menace to the dust!

 

[Path Wanderer]

First they came for their penises, and I did not speak out- because I was not their penis
Then they came for the TERFS, and I did not speak out- because I was not a TERF
Then they came after the Alpacas, and I did not speak out-because I was not an alpaca
Then they came after me-and there was no one left to speak for me.

-Martin Amholer

 

[DavidFerrie]

Give me all the s you want, but this is really sad. I lived for several years down the road from a (properly-run) alpaca ranch, and grew to love these odd creatures.
I hope the SPCA, or a similar authority, gets the Tranch shut down, and its inhabitants fined heavily.

 

[smartypants302]

In terms of organized depravity, this is takes the cake. How could these fucking faggots be so cruel and callous to these guys?

Give MATI, I don't care, I hope every troon is wiped off the face of the Earth. Thats the only thing that could avenge these Alpaca's.

I been on a waiting list for almost two years now for 3 alpacas near where I live. You can only get retired ones that are almost dead. They really friendly and bond with the owners.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

Tranch seems to be going Chernobyl.

Tarp Barn #4 went critical near the city of Alpacpriyat.
I'll see myself out

 

[MetalParakeet]

I was watching this trash true crime show that showed recordings of stupid criminals incriminating themselves without realizing it. Usually it was over phone calls while in prison, interrogation rooms, fb posts etc. One common theme that the show even recognized was that their accidental confessions were used in their defense as proof that they were retarded.

I can't help but draw a parallel here, except Twitter is their method of outing themselves.

They're the perfect examples of why lawyers discourage people from defending themselves. They just end up unwittingly making themselves look guiltier and its hilarious

 

[AfghanBlue]

I been on a waiting list for almost two years now for 3 alpacas near where I live. You can only get retired ones that are almost dead. They really friendly and bond with the owners.

if you know of such a thing as a waiting list for alpaca, you could unironically save the alpaca by hooking up these retards with it.
they have burned thier bridges so probably dont have anyone to unload them to themselves. put your waiting list contact in touch with them. they will be scrambling to get rid an its better than them just unloading thier guns into them on moving day

i know it goes against the rules but its for the alpacas.

you might even get some gross inbred tranch alpacas! they will need a lot of counselling.

(would also be hilarious that after all kevins crowing and crying about the farms, it ends up sorting out thier fucking mess to the tune of 80+ innocent lives)

 

[one_time_user]

They're almost as bad as PETA at this point

 

[Procopius]

Someone on twitter came up with a different theory on why they died. Well ultimately it's a different form of neglect, and just another way they had no clue what they were doing

https://twitter.com/feralcoon/status/1608839974153256961

As they say, there was potentially a profitable business there, but it would have involved hours of boring drudge work preparing the wool, and far fewer of those ladies coffee mornings.

Do you think that the authorities would be more interested if any of the tranchers were full on furries?

https://twitter.com/MKMcDaniels1/status/1609297603690397698

And for completion, it looks like someone else bought the earthship last summer. Can anyone remember that website that told you who owned which plot?

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4660-Gibbs-Rd-Westcliffe-CO-81252/2067836048_zpid/

 

[Scampuss Aurelius]

I propose launching the Alpaca Defense League in addition to several Alpacaust museums.
AGPitler and his Neutered Socialists must be tortured, interrogated, tried, executed, and have their history and cultures wiped from the earth

 

[Souji Tendou]

Do you think that the authorities would be more interested if any of the tranchers were full on furries?

When did Kevin stop being one?