The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
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In support of Paul's claim I've tried to evaluate it against what I consider to be the most trustworthy estimates in the thread.
NEW FLUFF PIECE!!! Here <[Link is dead in the original post, I updated it for this quote]

[Quoting Reuters article; interviewing but not directly quoting Phil]
"Logue initially rented a ranch in northern Colorado to raise alpacas, whose wool is sold as a prized weaving material. In March 2020 the operation moved just outside the small town of Westcliffe in southern Colorado with 86 alpaca, 20 chickens, 40 ducks, several dogs and cats, and nine people."
That's 86 alpaca in March 2020 according to Reuters, we must presume getting their information from Phil. Meiwaku has a highwater estimate of 188 but the only posts I can find where they say that are referencing an earlier post and I can't find the number 188 in any of the primary sources they post. In a Jan 10 2022 post they said Phil's latest tiktok said the Tranch received 97 alpaca in 2021 but I can't find that tiktok. 86 + 97 would be 183 so if it's based on those two numbers, close enough but again I can't find the tiktok so no primary source. Paul's claim that they recieved 90+ in the winter of 2020 might refer to that same group if either Phil or Paul is misremembering or misquoting the timeline slightly. It seems unlikely that they are referring to two separate donations as this would put the total alpaca the tranch has recieved at something like 270, which Phil has never claimed anything close to.

Mei also has an effortpost I did find, though it's counting the numbers cited by puff piece articles as of Jul 9 2021 and does not contain the 188 number.
"About 180" High County News From 04/18/2021
Is the highest quoted number, which seems to track with 90+ received in early 2021 or late 2020. More corroboration from Phil's own fat mouth comes in the form of a Today Show video.
The Today Show Tenacious Unicorn Ranch fluff piece dropped a couple of hours ago. Unfortunately, the alpha troons didn't let Kevin show up in this fluff piece, but maybe he'll show up in the future. On the bright side, there are a whole lot of really, really ugly photos of some of the troons dicking around with alpacas on their barren land and shit like that.

Link | Archive (Published June 23 2021)
Here's an agonisingly deepfried clip, small as I could make it for ease of loading while keeping Phil's face recognisable and some text legible, and containing the full sentence where he says "We have 170 alpaca"
Note the publication date, obviously the video was filmed some time prior to that.

With all that as setup, Temperence managed to recover a video posted August 18 2022 showing pretty much all of the pasture on the Tranch in one continuous walking shot, with all the alpaca in two distinct clusters because they are being fed.
Great news!
My theory about there only being ~50 alpacas left was wrong. There are at least 100, but counting is hard.
Penny did a Twitter broadcast showing the male and female alpaca groups, but he boomered it somehow. The video is broken:
https://twitter.com/TenaciousRanch/status/1560343190539907072
https://twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1YqxopooAZkKv
Thankfully, YT-DLP is magic and was able to extract a semi-working (?) video.
The herd count is easily a 100, maybe even 150.
I invite you to count the alpaca for yourself. I do not count 188, 180 or even 170.
 
Man, some woke lefty types saw the stories about the trans alpaca ranch on their preferred echo chamber one day and thought "why isn't that nice". Little did they know the truth...

If they spent the time and effort from their "Tran Ranch Under Siege" larp on actually taking care of the animals more alpacas would probably be alive right now. Honestly, do you think any of the tranchers even know how to shoot? If they actually had a shootout with the ATF they'd probably fire one shot off, miss the feds by a wide margin, hit an alpacas by accident, literally collectively shit themselves and surrender. Then, probably get some softball ass sentencing once they get convicted in court while soveriegn citizen tax evasion guy gets the book thrown at him.

Man, if I was stuck on a ranch with a bunch of trannies I would learn to take care of the animals as a form of escapism from my horrific and ignominious fate of having to see these creeps every day. The noble Andean peoples spent generations selectively breeding alpacas just for the white man (in a dress) to do them dirty like this. SMH and ROFLMAO. Today is a great day NOT to be an alpaca.

I sometimes wonder if I am no better than a Redditor, lurking the farms deliberately looking for something to get pissed off about. I suppose the distinction is that these outrages are actually happening.
 
Man, some woke lefty types saw the stories about the trans alpaca ranch on their preferred echo chamber one day and thought "why isn't that nice". Little did they know the truth...

If they spent the time and effort from their "Tran Ranch Under Siege" larp on actually taking care of the animals more alpacas would probably be alive right now. Honestly, do you think any of the tranchers even know how to shoot? If they actually had a shootout with the ATF they'd probably fire one shot off, miss the feds by a wide margin, hit an alpacas by accident, literally collectively shit themselves and surrender. Then, probably get some softball ass sentencing once they get convicted in court while soveriegn citizen tax evasion guy gets the book thrown at him.

Man, if I was stuck on a ranch with a bunch of trannies I would learn to take care of the animals as a form of escapism from my horrific and ignominious fate of having to see these creeps every day. The noble Andean peoples spent generations selectively breeding alpacas just for the white man (in a dress) to do them dirty like this. SMH and ROFLMAO. Today is a great day NOT to be an alpaca.

I sometimes wonder if I am no better than a Redditor, lurking the farms deliberately looking for something to get pissed off about. I suppose the distinction is that these outrages are actually happening.
What else do you expect from the left when it comes to the type of stories they want to hear and believe?
 
This is the single most infuriating thing Ive ever read on this website.
Can you imagine, being gifted HUNDREDS of livestock and letting them all die slow painful deaths of neglect while you freeload and whine about your Trauma. They didnt even butcher them, just let God only knows how much perfectly good meat just rot. Just the pure volume of pointless suffering they put these creatures through makes The Troonicorn Ranch are the worst Animal Abusers the farms have ever documented.
Only way this could get worse for the Alpacas is if they were raped or the corpses defiled before the mass grave, I mean would any of you be surprised if the trannies "ranchers" did either or both?
 
You've heard the old story of people burning their furniture to keep warm. Well the last of the tranchers may well be burning their house to do so.

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I wouldn't burn that wood if I was them, but then again thank god I'm not. I wouldn't be surprised if it was some kind of treated lumber. You really shouldn't be burning that indoors. Here's a table from a lumber company describing the treatment and applications. Of note is UC4A, for decks.
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CCA = chromated copper arsenate
MCA = micronized copper azole,
CA = copper azole.

I'm not a chemist, but I know you don't fuck with chromium and arsenic, and that azoles have nitrogen which you don't want to burn with carbon because cyanide anions and shit. So, basically don't go burning random wood you find, those old railroad ties for instance are very bad, they have creosote along with CCA.

Of course, they might very well be burning it - they aren't the smartest alpacas in the herd.
 
No, although Bonnie is definitely trying to drum
up some attention.

It’s not the best timeframe to have chosen for that though, and so far the only partial bite is from this prepper-type podcast, unfortunately it seems they bought into the lie of the tranch being some kind of solution to society’s problems, and also fell for and reported on the “siege” deal, so they’re hastily doing some damage control on Penny’s behalf.

I wonder if Ash is paying attention to all this. If it blows up and the tranch gets cancelled and/or into some kind of legal trouble, he’s sitting on a goldmine of footage that he refused to spin into what they wanted previously.


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Sorry to slowpoke like the worst of them, but where can I read more about 'The Siege'? It sounds way better than the Denzel Washington movie.
 
Sounds about right. Phil loves to threaten with vague shit like that, before the mass of deaths in spring there was a period where just one died in a 6 month span. Supposedly sick as all hell, actual effort into trying to make sure they ended up alright, including 5h drive to get it medication. Passed away anyways, they gave the gal a proper 6ft under burial.
Understandably, a temp trancher tried to vent about it on twitter, before not even 10 minutes later Chewing Side came in saying how shit like that's unacceptable to post publicly, and that it'll make the ranch "look bad". Along with the fact that if it'd happen again there'd be "repercussions". Pretty sure the news about the mass graves coming out is the spirit of this one alpaca demanding vengeance from beyond the grave.
 
That is complete bullshit. Photos from satellites before the troon locusts showed up show it looked exactly like the neighboring properties and now it looks like somewhere you'd use for a Moon Landing hoax.
Like all things Tranch they probably said something close enough to the right thing but neglected to mention the Big 3 (money, time, hard work) and how they only kind of have one(+/-41%). As sad as it is to see the land fail like that, it's at least a positive indication Mother Earth's self-correction mechanisms are still working there. Soon the troons will leave and nature will heal.
I was curious to see if there is negative environmental effects of this and I found this

A: https://archive.ph/80VA9




So they're basically poisoned the area for up to 20 years in addition to the extreme desertification they've achieved. I wouldn't know how to be so damaging to the the land if I tried. Based on that journal article they may be able to add biochar to the remains to help absorb some of the contamination. It's probably too late to turn the carcass into biochar at this point.
This is very complex but, speaking in general terms, I think you're taking things a little overboard in your assessment. Unless they literally buried them directly over their pump there's either enough impermeable/filtering layers or enough distance that major concerns about water safety are averted. It's not like they are dying of poisoning from a persistent contaminant. It's likely malnutrition/knock-on issues. Nature has more or less "safely" dealt with significantly more regular biomass many times before. Anything nasty is racing against time and the elements denaturing it before it can do its thing.

Dirt/soil is also an exceptionally good filter. The bigger issue is removing your soiled dirt without contaminating all of the clean dirt surrounding it. It makes persistent pollution sites a potentially nasty positive-feedback problem. However in a bit of irony, in a few short years almost anything particularly bad will be denatured and that pocket of dirt will be a good source to start redistributing nutrients that land desperately needs. Whoever gets the land will probably need a dump truck for a day or two still (soil additives are 1-3 figures per-ton, transporting that dirt is where they get ya at like $1,500/day+gas surcharge).

If you properly locate, dig, and manage disposal pits you can even take advantage of this. The local skinning post where I hunt will process 100+ deer each season and the gut pits are "capped" every 2-3 years. It's in a dry place and there's several feet of clay between it and the water table. In 5-10 years that <1/2 acre pit will then be spread over a 200+ acre field where any nasties that survived before will certainly be denatured before being an issue. You do understand we mainly cannot just bury bodies now because of all the toxic shit we use to stop these natural processes right?
Imo the most infuriating things about the tranch is that they had the assumption that farming is some sort of idealistic fun time where all the animals are happy and everything is simple. It definitely isn't. Modern farming is a more of an industrial and scientific venture that is only profitable on a large scale or in extremely niche markets that take lots of skills and connections. Farming animals is orders of magnitude harder than plants also (usually) and farming also requires mechanical knowledge and general experience, which trannies usually don't have.


Them donating to "Mission: Wolf (a solar-powered nature center that provides a sanctuary for unwanted captive-born wolves)" just highlights their disconnected tranny idealism that doomed them. Most real farmers fucking hate wolves and coyotes and want them extinct tbh
Wolves don't deserve to be grouped with coyotes like that. They're important apex predators that are worth finding space to let them do their thing. Coyotes are just an oppossum's brain crammed into a roided out dog's body.
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