Manosphere Andrew Tate / Top G / Cobratate - Egotistical MRA "influencer", arrested for trafficking in Romania, lied about having lung cancer

[yydszmiteg2]

I don't know if this thread has gone deep on his music because I certainly haven't but this was the funniest fucking thing I saw after the arrest.

https://twitter.com/Nezzzooo/status/1608583384607133697

"Check the leather on the Bentley (N i c e)"

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Who does he think he's fooling with the faux deep voice thing there. He's a high pitched beta and we all know it...

Will he try to teach inmates how to be a man or will his face be broken in before he can?

Find out on the next episode of Tate has small balls... Z.

 

[Wormy]

Anyone else think that Andrew Tate looks like he is starring in Command & Conquer porn parody movie?

Power changes hands in the Brotherhood more quickly than some people think.....

Find out on the next episode of Tate has small balls... Z.

Sha NA, dee che NAAAAAA.....

 

[Duke Nukem]

Assuming the self-dox angle is true, Tate being taken down because his own ego wouldn't let him brush off a generic-ass small dick joke is some shit Sophocles would have written. We watched art unfold in real life.

A simple "yeah, sure" would have been sufficient, but he had to go nuclear, didn't he.

Yo, what the FUCK happened to Keffals' face? I haven't actually looked at their thread for a long time, did they get botched plastic surgery or something? Is that what they dumped their dropKF grift money on? It looks like they had a stroke and their face is melting. That's some of the scariest shit I've seen in a long time.

But as to the topic at hand: Haha.

Didn't the Communist Party of Canada expel her? If those people don't want her I can't imagine how bad she is.

If and it's a big "if", it's really Hunter Biden, that would be too good to be true.

Andrew Tate is a moron who forgot that he couldn't commit crimes and get away with it because he's not the president's son.

Greta finally did some good, accidentally.

He got really butthurt by her comment. Do you guys think he has a tiny dick or some sort of malformation like Eggstein?

He's got Peyronie's like Chris but somehow worse.

Y'know, I was kind of amused that Andrew Tate got arrested. But now knowing that Keffals is enjoying this, I hope Andrew Tate bribes his way out of Romanian prison. Not very difficult to do tbh, and then the coping and seething can be renewed.

Sure he may be scum, but if there's little evidence of actual wrongdoing he shouldn't be locked up just for being a jackass. Still hilarious that he's in hot water though.

You are seriously one autistic retard.

He was taken down because in his temper tantrum aimed at Greta, he showed a pizza box, which allowed police to track him down (they contacted the pizza place, got the list of people who delivered to a hotel, and it was a done deal).

Go back to /pol/ where you can spaz about the joows running the world

The Jews don't run the world, Xi Jinping does. And the way things are going we're probably going to have to start learning Mandarin.

Lucas has to at least pretend that he doesn't entirely hate women because he crossdresses and changed the "M" on his ID to an "F". The days where he could be openly misogynistic went away when he started fame whoring.

He gave some grandiose speech on a livestream or something about how he was 100% safe because the Romania is a third-world shithole and the police didn't have enough resources to focus on him, but now here we are.

I hope the Romanian Police force enjoys their 33 new cars. That Bugatti with w16 8.0L quad turbo could really save some lives in style.

I'm no fan of law enforcement (at least in the states) but the idea of seeing this guy lose all his whips just to see them with a new paint job is hilarious.

Maybe this will send a message to all the incel types out there, that self-proclaimed "alpha males" are cringe idiots. Hell, their biggest problem actually might be the idea that they have to be like Andrew Tate and other similar people to get GFs/laid/etc.

 

[Steinercard]

I think you mean anglophone, everyone else who speaks English hates the British. The only people that like the British are the British.

Enough americans like the British that American talk shows and programs love to import them. And that's before we get into all the people simping for Henry Cavil.

 

[Consider Lizärds]

Has everybody forgotten he is actually a really good Kickboxer?

Say what you want about his BS persona, but he is not getting butt fucked by anyone. There are videos on YT on some of his matches, and the consensus is that he is good. Fighting is a lot about training and strategy. He will outmatch the regular tough guy easy.

It's nice you're looking out for his ass. #NoRomanal4Tate

 

[Duke Nukem]

Power changes hands in the Brotherhood more quickly than some people think.....

How dare you profane the name of the Messiah by mentioning Andrew Tate in the same sentence! Seriously though, Joseph Kucan is a much better person than Tate could ever be.

The Command and Conquer franchise may be dead, but poor Joe is going to be hounded by Tiberium jokes in the YouTube comments until his last day.

Shout to my boy @coolhandjames0 on Twitter Link

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The fuck kind of Twitter handle is that? I'm sure Ukraine appreciates western sexual degenerates trying to push their shit in.

Probably not the most degenerate thing in this picture though. It'll probably turn out that Andrew Tate is into hardcore bestiality scat or something.

all jokes aside i think tates a great troll and really funny and he speaks some facts but this has got to be one of the funniest downfalls of all time lmfao also heres a shitzo claiming hes with the freemasons https://twitter.com/Decoding_Oz/status/1608643229746102277

The Matrix is attacking him!

 

[apolloday]

Do people really hate Tate so much that millions of people are pretending Greta "owned" him with that cringe tweet?
This reminds me of when the popular kid in class says some weak ass comeback to the annoying kid and all the third worlders start screeching and hollering since what he said doesn't really matter. This is pathetic from every angle.

 

[Consider Lizärds]

Do people really hate Tate so much that millions of people are pretending Greta "owned" him with that cringe tweet?
This reminds me of when the popular kid in class says some weak ass comeback to the annoying kid and all the third worlders start screeching and hollering since what he said doesn't really matter. This is pathetic from every angle.

It's fun to slap Tate's sour noggin with an ugly trout. I'm sure the Pizza box story is crap, but he made a sad video, and now he's locked up. It's funny. He's a cunt. Why not pour eco-Greta piss on him? For now, she's useful.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

I love how everyone fell for the troons made up story about the pizza box and just ran with it like retards

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You being mad about the pizzadox narrative makes me happy. Pizza dox for lyfe!

 

[Shidoen]

Jesus Fucking Christ even my own personal lolcow Claytoonz even made fun of Tate. God really hates Tate with a passion which isn’t uncalled for, but making another guy I hate look good is really tempting.

 

[siegemeister675]

How dare you profane the name of the Messiah by mentioning Andrew Tate in the same sentence! Seriously though, Joseph Kucan is a much better person than Tate could ever be.

The Command and Conquer franchise may be dead, but poor Joe is going to be hounded by Tiberium jokes in the YouTube comments until his last day.

The fuck kind of Twitter handle is that? I'm sure Ukraine appreciates western sexual degenerates trying to push their shit in.

Probably not the most degenerate thing in this picture though. It'll probably turn out that Andrew Tate is into hardcore bestiality scat or something.

The Matrix is attacking him!

Coolhandjames is pro-Russian (or at least anti-Ukraine support against Russia) and also very much against the alphabet mafia, the title is because he frames all of his criticism as extreme fealty to the ideology that's so extreme it shows how stupid it is. He does this due to several inferred previous bannings. He calls himself "Biden super fan" because he's ironically a fan of how retarded Biden and his dementia are.

 

[Po's Cootah]

Reposting the story so far for the sake of posterity:

First: Andrew Tate makes a tweet at Greta Thunberg out of the blue for some reason bragging to a 19 year old girl about how many modded cars he has in order to epically own her.
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https://archive.vn/iWrid

Second: Greta responds by making fun of his tiny penis size and gets a whopping 3 million likes out of it.
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https://archive.vn/Z0hO0

Third: Ten hours later, Andrew Tate, incensed by getting obliterated by the internet's most disliked teenager, films a two minute rant full of petty jabs and an overall tone of "I know what you are but what am I?" playground asshurt.
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https://archive.vn/0WQnp

Local archive of the video:

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In a bout of sheer egotistical idiocy, he shows off two pizzas he ordered from a local Romanian pizzeria, complete with a link to jerryspizza.ro and a QR Code facing the camera.
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This single stupid move gave the Romanian police the perfect piece of evidence that Tate was hiding out in Romania, allowing them to execute a raid and arrest both of the Tate brothers under suspicion of Human Trafficking.

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pic stolen from @Thought precriminal

Imagine getting owned THIS fucking hard by Greta Thunberg. GRETA. THUNBERG.

Turns out Ralph and Adezero wasn't 2022's biggest case of public castration. Not only did Greta take Andrew's balls away, she took his freedom too.

As a bonus, someone added this to Andrew's Wikipedia page after their spat:
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Friendly reminder - Andrew Tate is a pathetic beta male and getting owned by Greta Thunberg is not surprising. If he was an alpha male, he would not feel threatened by a young girl who's a climate activist.

 

[gamer2014]

How long before some prisoners beat Tate down? A guard could "accidentally" leave their cell unlocked.

 

[Dread First]

Well, I guess I'm also revealing myself because of a pizza. Jerry's pizza is bland but cheap and fast, so it's popular, although I don't know anyone besides me who ate there. There is actually a really good pizza chain in Bucharest that sells really delicious pizzas and burgers, but he ordered Jerry's Pizza to put together his stupid fucking Greta-owning video asap and he needed it as a prop.

So... TLDR, it's basically Romanian Papa John's?

 

[Thought precriminal]

The media are now revealing names of various moderately famous women who have been associated with the Tates. These two are apparently a big deal in Romania.
Lidia Buble on the left and Alexandra Stan on the right.
https://playtech.ro/stiri/de-la-lid...ate-cei-doi-arestati-pentru-30-de-zile-633028 (archive)
https://www.cancan.ro/informatii-in...al-pe-alexandra-stan-reactia-vedetei-20745738 (archive)

I'm not even gonna bother going into the details of these articles because it all just sounds really dumb. But yea, Romanian tabloids are all over the story, as you would expect.

 

[YourFriendlyLurker 2.0]

Do people really hate Tate so much that millions of people are pretending Greta "owned" him with that cringe tweet?
This reminds me of when the popular kid in class says some weak ass comeback to the annoying kid and all the third worlders start screeching and hollering since what he said doesn't really matter. This is pathetic from every angle.

It is a tard battle. It's funny.

 

[SBG]

Friendly reminder - Andrew Tate is a pathetic beta male and getting owned by Greta Thunberg is not surprising. If he was an alpha male, he would not feel threatened by a young girl who's a climate activist.

I doubt he was really threatened by Greta so much as seeing it as an opportunity to get attention. It doesn't matter if the attention is good or bad, any attention would work in his favor and help spread his name.

That his comeback was so pathetic is just a testament to how uncreative he is.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

It's absolutely hilarious that people are still running with the pizza box theory when the police arrived with warrants for several individuals and not just Tate, just more wishful thinking from the internet weirdos wanting some big clapback from the swedish goblin

I love how everyone fell for the troons made up story about the pizza box and just ran with it like retards

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I don't think people are talking about the pizza box theory as though it were super serious or anything, it's just fucking hilarious to think about. Regardless of the real reason, to think someone got arrested for ordering shitty pizza is hilarious.

Do people really hate Tate so much that millions of people are pretending Greta "owned" him with that cringe tweet?
This reminds me of when the popular kid in class says some weak ass comeback to the annoying kid and all the third worlders start screeching and hollering since what he said doesn't really matter. This is pathetic from every angle.

I mean Greta's comeback wasn't that strong, but Tate pretty much guaranteed she owned him with how he made many tweets and retweeted people screaming about how greta sucks, how she's botted for likes, and then made a 2 minute video trying to assert his masculinity. Tate basically let her live rent free in his head when he could've just made one response and walked away.

What I want to know is why all these fucking gibbering, drooling mongoloids chose Andrew Tate of all people as their idol of worship and subsequent martyr. Daddy lying to Mommy about going to the gas station for a pack of smokes doesn't mean you should just latch onto the first loud, angry, seemingly successful male you see.

It's because he gives basic common sense advice and appears to be successful so middle schoolers and retards latch onto a rich man who gives a parasocial relationship to them.

The pizza box isn't the funny part - the funny part is that an irritating teenage girl said he had a small penis, and he's insecure enough that he had to record a 2 minute video in response.

Nobody cares about the pizza box, that's not why he's a faggot.

The funnier part is that before his 2 minute video, he spent most of his time seething about Greta. She's obnoxious as hell but Tate let her get to him with her weak response.

 

[Duke Nukem]

I was going to go full Mutt's Law and make a prison rape joke, but since it is European authorities that have him he'll actually end up in a decent prison.

Commit rape, murder, human trafficking, fraud, etc. in Europe? You get send to some winter resort island in fucking Norway.

Have so much as a speeding ticket in the US? Enjoy our smelly unwashed prison showers where you're as likely to be raped as get a decent cleaning in.

Land of the Free, people. Land of the Fucking Free.

 

[yydszmiteg2]

Do people really hate Tate so much that millions of people are pretending Greta "owned" him with that cringe tweet?
This reminds me of when the popular kid in class says some weak ass comeback to the annoying kid and all the third worlders start screeching and hollering since what he said doesn't really matter. This is pathetic from every angle.

I think tate lost the exchange due to his video which seems much more butthurt than the text, and the arrest timing. People want to believe their twitter ratios can affect the real world so they assert it has.