Manosphere Andrew Tate / Top G / Cobratate - Egotistical MRA "influencer", arrested for trafficking in Romania, lied about having lung cancer

Danone said:
All of that just so that he could flaunt two of the shittiest cars mildly wealthy people can get.
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Which ones do you mean? Surely you're not referring to his Boo-gat-tee.
rel=alternate said:
Has everybody forgotten he is actually a really good Kickboxer?

Say what you want about his BS persona, but he is not getting butt fucked by anyone. There are videos on YT on some of his matches, and the consensus is that he is good. Fighting is a lot about training and strategy. He will outmatch the regular tough guy easy.
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He was a good kickboxer a good while ago. I'm not saying he can't fight now, only that professional fighting in a ring with a ref isn't the same as Romanian inmates jump you in the yard and it's 6 vs 1.

All said and done, how in the fuck is this alpha/sigma male shit a lucrative grift? For sure the western world has a serious masculinity issue, but I would never have guessed it was at the level a very obvious Internet persona could rake in cash acting like a clown.
 
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Neil said:
"Top G" is about to become Bottom Bitch judging by these fruity ass dance moves.
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Badass alpha Chad right here, people. Play this in the courtroom and he'll be home the same day.

He's a rich butthole and a male Instathot attention whore, even if Gretato Dumbsperg is a grifter herself.
 
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rel=alternate said:
Has everybody forgotten he is actually a really good Kickboxer?
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He was, but he was relegated to the bush leagues wasn't he? Big fish, but small pond. He's also one of those "I wish I never did that shit."
 
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rel=alternate said:
Has everybody forgotten he is actually a really good Kickboxer?

Say what you want about his BS persona, but he is not getting butt fucked by anyone. There are videos on YT on some of his matches, and the consensus is that he is good. Fighting is a lot about training and strategy. He will outmatch the regular tough guy easy.
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His disdain for grappling tactics will help him precisely zero here.
 
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Negg said:
That one comment made a lot of retards really asspained so here's even more context:
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I guess when Greta doesn't like you it's open season on your ass. It's not as if this internet scam artist will have like connections no matter how many shitty cars he owns.
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The other day I stubbed my toe on my coffee table. Obviously the result of Mossad agents subtly rearranging the furniture in my house.
 
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I love how everyone fell for the troons made up story about the pizza box and just ran with it like retards

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Frank Drebin said:
You forgot the best part: There is no way Tate's ever going to come back from this. Even if he waves his cash around and gets the Romanians off his ass, nothing is ever going to change the fact that he got spanked by Greta fucking Thunberg, sperged out so hard that he recorded a video which ended up doxxing him and leading to his arrest.

In one fell swoop, Tate proved that he's a little bitch that can't handle the slightest bit of banter. He's defined entirely by status and money, and the second either is taken away, his ego crumbles. Any attempt to reestablish that alpha male gigachad badass personality he made for himself will forever run into the fact that he lost his shit trying to own a 19 year old girl who's biggest life accomplishment is saying "How dare you!" in front of a camera.
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Irate Feline said:
My favorite part is he started it. He went for her with a weak jab and since it was a flex in disguise he took every response personally. Cows not knowing when to shut the fuck up is wonderful but starting shit and getting bodied is just a wonderful holiday gift. How long before we get a deluge of tweets from his sycophants announcing that being locked up is "actually really alpha and manly and if you haven't done time for acting like a retard you're kind of a cuck"?
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FuckedOffToff said:
So, Greta Thunberg, of all people, is currently wearing Andrew Tate's balls as earrings. He should be ashamed to show his face in public ever again after proving himself to be such a stupid fucker.
It's fucking hilarious, though.
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I’d say people would be more divided over a liberal darling getting a win. But I guess lolcows and Internet drama transcends the political spectrum.
Negg said:
That one comment made a lot of retards really asspained so here's even more context:
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I guess when Greta doesn't like you it's open season on your ass. It's not as if this internet scam artist will have like connections no matter how many shitty cars he owns.
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Way to miss the humor while also contributing to it. Regardless of politics, in essence we got this guy promoting himself as super macho, and what could be his ultimate demise was started by going on Twitter and arguing with a teenager.
Camel joe said:
Im pretty late but The pizza box story is completely made up by an American troon activist lmao


Yet everyone here just goes with it.
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Timing is one of the fundamentals of comedy. So is setup. And this is a masterclass of those things.
Uberpenguin said:
I agree all three times. The issue though is that good male internet role models is almost a paradoxical idea, because if someone was a good male role model, they wouldn't be an internet celebrity since being an internet celebrity requires a person to be kind of a self-aggrandizing narcissist.

It's the same problem as with America First and people lamenting how every online conservative movement turns out to be a sham; yes, because if they were actually conservative they wouldn't be spending all their time fucking around online and clout chasing.

Male role models teach things like humility, stoicism, having hands on hobbies, etc, things that aren't compatible with cultivating an internet following.
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Do you think Null could be an ideal Internet father figure?

Ponzo said:
I love how everyone fell for the troons made up story about the pizza box and just ran with it like retards

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Again, it’s funny because what could be his last moments as a free man were marked with a Twitter argument. With a teenager.
 
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Table Country said:
The other day I stubbed my toe on my coffee table. Obviously the result of Mossad agents subtly rearranging the furniture in my house.
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Ya should have listened to A&N, they warned you about that!

Am I the only one to point he hasn't said anything that AT doesn't on a daily basis about Joos? Anyway....

Ponzo said:
I love how everyone fell for the troons made up story about the pizza box and just ran with it like retards
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Yea, not a proud moment for me. Blame it on watching too much Law and Order/Criminal Minds shit back when I still lived in an apartment.
 
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Neil said:
Reposting the story so far for the sake of posterity:

First: Andrew Tate makes a tweet at Greta Thunberg out of the blue for some reason bragging to a 19 year old girl about how many modded cars he has in order to epically own her.
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Second: Greta responds by making fun of his tiny penis size and gets a whopping 3 million likes out of it.
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Third: Ten hours later, Andrew Tate, incensed by getting obliterated by the internet's most disliked teenager, films a two minute rant full of petty jabs and an overall tone of "I know what you are but what am I?" playground asshurt.
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In a bout of sheer egotistical idiocy, he shows off two pizzas he ordered from a local Romanian pizzeria, complete with a link to jerryspizza.ro and a QR Code facing the camera.
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This single stupid move gave the Romanian police the perfect piece of evidence that Tate was hiding out in Romania, allowing them to execute a raid and arrest both of the Tate brothers under suspicion of Human Trafficking.

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Imagine getting owned THIS fucking hard by Greta Thunberg. GRETA. THUNBERG.

Turns out Ralph and Adezero wasn't 2022's biggest case of public castration. Not only did Greta take Andrew's balls away, she took his freedom too.

As a bonus, someone added this to Andrew's Wikipedia page after their spat:
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God damn the feds are doing 4chan type shit. THE MERGE IS ON GUYS!
 
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