Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

"New Year New Me!" *posts pictures of cat shit*

 

[Stinkyboy]

I'm planning on giving away his exact job and not all of the stories actually involve his job, they're just cringe moments outside of work that I've dealt with.

This is so close but no, it's not that. There's just a lot of people at AT&T who knows about this thread because he tells everyone about it (that sweet, sweet pity nectar) and they also come on here to read stuff. I'm just minimizing fallout because everyone has unique stories with Adam and sharing any of them will immediately clue other people in on who I am.

Verify with staff or get fucked

 

[Bigbadyeet]

Chibi’s year end twitlonger

Spoiler: Text

Hey all.

I wanted to start this of by saying that 2022 has been overall a very challenging year for me. There were a lot of struggles with balancing school and work, and just trying to manage my mental health in general. And of course, I had to basically do a full purge on all my socials due to a flood of trolls, including a discord server I’ve had for almost 10 years now. It was probably one of the hardest things I’ve had to do. But it was definitely for the best. I’ve also had to deal with a lot of the same types of harassment as well as rumors that have been spreading like wildfire. This may be sensitive to read onward, so if the following bothers you, I suggest you skip reading that part. But a lot of people have tried to call me out as a child groomer or p*dophile based on my previous dating history. Whereas most of the people don’t know the whole story. So in the attempt to stop the further spread of misinformation, I will put this to rest here and now.

First thing to clarify is this. I have zero interest in even associating with younger teens, let alone dating them. and I’m wary of even talking to people under the age of 18. What people have been claiming, is that I have dated and still attempt to date people underage. The latter part is false. But the first part isn’t entirely. And here’s why.

When I was younger, and barely out of my teens, I was very stupid and emotionally immature. I was 19-20 years old at the time, and I was always told that as long as someone is at least 16 (which is the age of consent in Michigan), that dating and having a relationship was ok. It wasn’t until I got older that I realized that kind of thinking was false. But I didn’t know better. I was a stupid horny teenager/20 year old, and I just did what I thought was ok.

Nowadays, I would prefer someone at minimum 21 years old, and preferably at least 25 or older. I’ve felt like I “babysat” in a lot of my past relationships, constantly needing to drive here and there, some people didn’t even have a license. I don’t hVe time for that. I’m 32 and I need someone who has their life somewhat together. I don’t have time to try to babysit younger people because they don’t have themselves financially figured out yet. I have a lot going on in my life and I need to know the person I date has the maturity to be able to handle themselves on their own.

Now, obviously earlier this year I did get catfished by someone who claimed to be 19, which I should have never interacted with them in the first place, even if they were flirting with me at first. I was very vulnerable and lonely, and I just got sucked in. Since then, I’ve been very selective with the people I choose to talk to or trust. And while some people have betrayed that trust, I still want to be able to find others to relate to and bond together. I never had a bond with really anyone I grew up with and I was a pretty lonely kid. And you’d think with the internet it would be so much easier to make friends. But when you have a track record like mine, it’s unsurprising why most people shy away at the sight of me.

But I’m not here to make people feel sorry for me. In fact, I’m holding myself accountable for everything I’ve ever done, and reflecting on my past actions. And instead of bullshitting you with the things that I “will do to change”, I will tell you what I HAVE already done.

-Got back on medication
-Increased my weekly gym regiment and continuing to work closely with my personal trainer
-Exceeded my work goals and even scored a good promotion after returning from the hospital
-Finished 80% of my degree program
-Cooking and preparing healthier foods
-Finding new hobbies to occupy my time so I don’t have to stream all the time
-Continuing to work on myself through weekly therapy

As 2022 winds to a close, I am optimistic for what 2023 holds. I feel like this was a year I could finally just let go of a lot of the things weighing me down from my past, and look at the future with a brighter outlook. Upon writing this, I will be going on a once-in-a-lifetime trip to Japan starting next week, and I’m thrilled to see the different experiences I’ll have there. I also plan to graduate from college next year as well. And I do plan to return to long form content creation as well, but at a later date.

I wanted to also take time to thank everyone who has stuck with me so far. I know it hasn’t been easy, and we’ve had to suffer a lot together. But it’s those experiences that make us stronger. And believe every experience, while not what we wanted, was a good learning opportunity. I’ve learned to control my anger outbursts as well, so you won’t ever be catching me blurting out the “f word” again. (You know the one, there’s plenty of people that clipped me saying it and it’s easily one of my biggest regrets.)

Either way, I just want to say one more thing. Please just be good to each other. There’s been a lot of toxic discourse over the last few weeks with people being called out for problematic behavior. And none of these things should have ever happened in the first place. But sadly some people are so obsessed with their own self image that they don’t care if they hurt others. It sucks but we know the type of people we want to have in our communities. Just try to be the best person you can be, and be the friend to others you wish you could be to yourself.

Here’s to a better year and a brighter future ahead.

-Aquana

 

[Tism the Return II]

Can't reply to the post above but Christ, Chibi thinking he is the one babysitting anyone in a relationship...holy shit.

 

[MechanicalHugbox]

Chibi needs to understand the half your age + 7 rule. He's what 30 now so 15 + 7 = 22. I actually think the rule is a bit too lenient, but a 30 year old consistently dating girls under 20 is a no go by most standards

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

And instead of bullshitting you with the things that I “will do to change”, I will tell you what I HAVE already done.

-Got back on medication

Still acting like an attention hungry spaz.

-Increased my weekly gym regiment and continuing to work closely with my personal trainer

Imagine looking like you don't even lift while paying a personal trainer.

-Exceeded my work goals and even scored a good promotion after returning from the hospital

That totally real 80k/y job? Now it is a promotion?

-Finished 80% of my degree program

You forgot "useless".

-Cooking and preparing healthier foods

I don't want three more pages of sperging about applesauce, so I'll agree.

-Finding new hobbies to occupy my time so I don’t have to stream all the time

I will admit that I barely pay attention while scrolling this thread, but I am pretty sure he's been doing the same things.

-Continuing to work on myself through weekly therapy

Yeah, that helps, if this thread is any indication.

But my favorite part is this one.

Nowadays, I would prefer someone at minimum 21 years old, and preferably at least 25 or older.

What can he interest an adult woman with?

 

[Jack Awful]

Claiming you're not a pedophile but then admitting you've dated minors in the past and that your previous relationships were like "babysitting" don't really match up.

 

[Psyduck]

"Happy New Year! Stop calling me a chomo!"

 

[BingBongDingDong]

"No way am I a pedophile, like at all! I dont even dare talk to let alone date anybody under 21 years of age!!! ...Yeah, I mightve been caught trying to have a relationship with a 19 year old but she was fake and she was a slut, she totally came on to me first what was I supposed to do!? Yeah I then got catfished again by another person acting like they were a girl who just turned 18 in the past few months, but AGAIN it was HER FAULT!! SHE WAS COMING ON TO ME AND BEING SEXUAL!! IT WAS COMPLETLY ONE SIDED I TRIED TO SHUT HER DOWN!!!"
lol he truly is a predator. Blaming these imaginary under twenties for his actions, because how the hell could he be expected to show self restraint! Hes autistic for goodness sake, his actions are uncontrollable!!!

 

[scallion]

Chibi needs to understand the half your age + 7 rule. He's what 30 now so 15 + 7 = 22. I actually think the rule is a bit too lenient, but a 30 year old consistently dating girls under 20 is a no go by most standards

After a few years for most people, dating anyone under 21 gets boring because all the fun young adult stuff usually involves drinking, and most people aren't some coming-of-age movie deuteragonist who's gonna smuggle a teenager beers when you can just take an adult woman out to dinner for wining and dining (or shotgunning coors if that's your type). The only reason these types of dudes go for the 18 year old is because they'd rather go for the 16 year old, Chibi just doesn't have that level of restraint.

 

[Craigstopher T Penmanship]

Just another tiny "nitpick", but again with the self-aggrandizing of time that Adam does. Trying to inflate his internet importance, first by saying his Kiwi Farms thread has been around for a decade (it hasn't) and that he had to close his almost 10 year old Discord (a service that isn't even 8 years old, and wasn't widely used til about 5-6 years ago).

Like, it's tiny things but when you look at how he fudges time on non-important things like these, how much does he fudge when it comes to important things like the ages of the teenagers he's dated/preyed upon?

Anyways, happy New Year's all! See you in Florida

 

[Bango Bongo in the Congo]

First thing to clarify is this. I have zero interest in even associating with younger teens, let alone dating them.

Non-pedophiles usually don't feel the need to explain that they aren't into kids, so good looks right off the bat.

Upon writing this, I will be going on a once-in-a-lifetime trip to Japan starting next week, and I’m thrilled to see the different experiences I’ll have there.

The important part. Chibi's Cheebtacular Japan special (2023), just a week away!

 

[scotchtape772572]

Can't reply to the post above but Christ, Chibi thinking he is the one babysitting anyone in a relationship...holy shit.

The crazy part is that what "keeps" him from dating anyone "below 21" isn't that they're not attractive to him, it's that they're not "financially mature" enough for him to date them, which is the weirdest logic to me. Don't get me wrong, it's normal to want to date someone who's financially secure and stable, but a 32 year old saying the only reason he doesn't date teenagers is because they don't handle money well is disgusting.

Verify with staff or get fucked

Idk what you're trying to say here. Are you asking me to prove something or to get permission to post stories?

 

[Tism the Return II]

The crazy part is that what "keeps" him from dating anyone "below 21" isn't that they're not attractive to him, it's that they're not "financially mature" enough for him to date them, which is the weirdest logic to me. Don't get me wrong, it's normal to want to date someone who's financially secure and stable, but a 32 year old saying the only reason he doesn't date teenagers is because they don't handle money well is disgusting.

Idk what you're trying to say here. Are you asking me to prove something or to get permission to post stories?

By asking for verification they're requesting you contact a staff member to prove that you aren't essentially lying by saying you know Cheebs IRL.

 

[scotchtape772572]

By asking for verification they're requesting you contact a staff member to prove that you aren't essentially lying by saying you know Cheebs IRL.

Gotcha. Well, while I'm waiting for that I can just say that the address of his job in the original post is no longer accurate. Not only did he move to another store back in 2020, he actually switched out of retail altogether in 2021, and was kicked off his sales team onto another one earlier this year, amusingly right around the time he started talking to the 18 year old girl in the discord chat.

 

[John Ligma]

Gotcha. Well, while I'm waiting for that I can just say that the address of his job in the original post is no longer accurate. Not only did he move to another store back in 2020, he actually switched out of retail altogether in 2021, and was kicked off his sales team onto another one earlier this year, amusingly right around the time he started talking to the 18 year old girl in the discord chat.

Define kicked off? Did he do something bad that got him removed from the sales team he was on prior?

 

[McSneaks]

Gotcha. Well, while I'm waiting for that I can just say that the address of his job in the original post is no longer accurate. Not only did he move to another store back in 2020, he actually switched out of retail altogether in 2021, and was kicked off his sales team onto another one earlier this year, amusingly right around the time he started talking to the 18 year old girl in the discord chat.

Yes, the 7 year old post is out of date. His door to door sales adventures have been covered. You've provided 0 new information

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Context: someone in his discord said nigger 3 years ago and he hasn't deleted the message

Guy tweeted a screenshot of a post of him posting a screenshot?

Hopefully he facebooks his tweet now so he can get up the asspat ladder higher.

"Growing up" isn't making public statements on twitter about a random message you posted in someones discord. Just leave lol. Why does anyone on Twitter need to know you're leaving/said that? Literally 0 reason except LOOK ME A HERO TELL ME HOW PROUD U ARE OF ME!!! That's some embarrassing shit nigger

I guarantee you still have inappropriate conversations with teenagers on your phone if you want to talk about who left what where my guy

 

[Girl Named Sandoz]

Gotcha. Well, while I'm waiting for that I can just say that the address of his job in the original post is no longer accurate. Not only did he move to another store back in 2020, he actually switched out of retail altogether in 2021, and was kicked off his sales team onto another one earlier this year, amusingly right around the time he started talking to the 18 year old girl in the discord chat.

enough with the teasing. either post what you have or fuck off

 

[scotchtape772572]

enough with the teasing. either post what you have or fuck off

Eh, I'll just fuck off and come back when he's no longer working for AT&T. My mistake for not expecting aggravated responses from y'all. I'll go ahead and just compile everything into a legible timeline (and I'll make sure to match them up with all of his catastrophes over the past 2 years so you get the comparison with what he was saying irl versus what he was saying online) and hopefully post it all at once without any problems. My apologies for riling y'all up.

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

Eh, I'll just fuck off and come back when he's no longer working for AT&T. My mistake for not expecting aggravated responses from y'all. I'll go ahead and just compile everything into a legible timeline (and I'll make sure to match them up with all of his catastrophes over the past 2 years so you get the comparison with what he was saying irl versus what he was saying online) and hopefully post it all at once without any problems. My apologies for riling y'all up

The farms gets a lot of fake and gay larping. Regular posters get insistent because a lot of people come in with fresh accounts and make large claims, but don’t provide follow up. That’s why there’s a lot of protocol to all of this. We’ll be happy with the infodump when it comes, but you should be conservative with your posts until you can add something concrete to the thread.