He lives rent free in your head, why do you feel the need to be a simp for this "dying" man (who isnt dying either, but assuming that is true)? Why does the The Shin Megami Tensei live rent free in your head?
Why does Ethan Ralph, Salvo, The Kino Casino, Wayne Lambright live rent free in a dying man's head? If any of Jim's targets past or present said this then you all would be throwing a fit. Jim has spent the past 16 years obsessing over other people online (Spax9, that Raven guy, Kirk Cameron, etc) but that is not crazy? Sargon could make the same argument, but its only valid with Jim because he is your e-daddy. You call him father.